火雞既一聲大嗌仲嚇親埋侍女添，而句號佢就好似一早知道火雞既存在咁。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88Askc7on2
「咁你唔識自己出下聲架咩？攪到我真係唔記得左你添呀！」我鬧返火雞轉頭。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnX7CGvRbOF
之後火雞竟然喊左出黎。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmt2Y2K2jv1
「你做乜又攪喊人地呀？你有蝦女仔既癖好架？」侍女問我。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTyAyINz79
我呆左，之後望左火雞一望，佢又好似真係女仔黎噃…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTkxtriFUa
所以我咁回應︰651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71FJ74faLB
「你唔講我以為火雞係仔黎添。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoDK65JYVT
不過我知衰…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqELvEPnFO
「咁呀，對唔住囉，好在你係女仔咋，如果係女人，我就打鑊你喇，錫返啦。」我再對住火雞咁講。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13Utnr1JBh
之後火雞佢噗左埋侍女心口度喊，我真係有D懷疑佢究竟係咪真係女仔黎…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnO8juxUsT
佢而家既動作，擺明就係男仔借D倚抽水。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70WtdgjjAR
「車程幾耐呀？」侍女問句號。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkNWpY8f8M
「小巴黎，慢極有限，半個鐘左右啦。」句號回應。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6mwWdYd4f
「咁悶，不如玩下揭尾故丫。」侍女咁講。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdIz2V6xCy
「蠍尾故！？咩黎架？」我問。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWbfqOxpzk
「即係我講左個故事結尾出黎，你估返個過程，就好似…牛吃草呀！你冇聽過咩？」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeHPcrjwwE
「牛吃草！？我知道牛係吃草呀，有咩問題呀？」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYT9AaEoE8X
「白痴仔，牛吃草係揭尾故經典題目之一呀。」句號插口。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBs3SNNQIxS
「白痴佬，牛吃草，你吃屎添呀！」我博佢嘴。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlELIN6MkIg
「你信唔信我唔帶你返去搵你班死人朋友丫拿？」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvca1kKfoWO
「唔信！」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoVhXF5qsS
「你好野。」之後句號佢就收左口。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52A4KtfSvt
「咁其實牛吃草係咩啫？」我問侍女。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhV3SKFmQo7
「咁既…個故事結尾好似係…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNSGPyzWWn
有隻牛食左草噃，之後佢就死左喇，你估返個過程丫。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8daUdJdpfN
「Sorry，我完全錯晒，我投降喇，你地兩個慢慢玩，我訓陣先。」句號咁講。 651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSEryFsPMd
(佢呢個係真﹒牛吃草。)651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7hz8upaXF
「我估佢好肚餓！」我大嗌。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXirtOcRQd
「岩喇！丫唔係，你只可以問是非題。」侍女回應我。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKuLwXdX2e
「我唔講人是非架喎。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvk4NySuMFV
「咁呀，咁我開估啦，其實係因為…」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIYrvKkqnU
之後我仲同侍女玩左八十八條經典揭尾故，玩得不知幾開心，仲玩到好驚添呀。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtB8c78dAb
「我真係頂你兩個唔順，我要落車，司機，有落！」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBC6I8qC44
句號響途中講左八十七次呢句野，不過好在，司機話唔停得站。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGoQVrnBsp
最後，我地到左總站，落左車…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2jdyzUpJv
火雞佢攰到變返做手錶訓著左。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1YtjR6ys8
「頭先真係好好玩呀可？」侍女笑晒口拍住我膊頭講。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqaX6oJsrU
「係呀，一陣再玩。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmHM23L7uw
「我地而家係咪要開始行路喇？」我答完侍女就問句號。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVSXzWJnNy
「我俾返四粒膠你，求你唔好再咁玩揭尾故，我已經嘔晒白泡。」句號冇黎精神咁回應我。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLM5PoqavKg
而響呢個時候…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrEgaKkmJ4
「報告！魂。初弒大人！魄德飛獵大人命小人向你報告，森林區邊境出現死人！」有條黑衣人突然飛出黎同句號講野。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOe5L8MrAy
「死人？有人死左？」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWc9IfZdwSy
「非也！活死人睡彭出沒注意！」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡit85hhX0EH
「咩事呀，句號？」我問。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrh2N3jqZm3
「三魂七魄，高登獵殺森林裡面最強既殺手，我諗你聽過啦，魄德飛獵就係其中之一，人稱天空獵手，我地前面呢條友仔係佢D靚，我同魄德飛獵有D交情，所以咁岩黎開呢度，呢條靚咪標出黎講下前面有咩我地要注意囉。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEjEmSDtJe
「咁…活死人睡彭又係乜料呀？」我再問。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSzkGSKGAL
「人稱沈睡的彭彭，睡彭係隻…又似熊又似人既生物，平時好溫馴，但係爆起上黎會好恐怖，有自爆同自癒既能力，可以無限loop，仲會發癲，去到發癲精神狀態既時候，就會暴走，濫殺無辜。」 651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpednIPtA3O
「你身為高登獵殺森林最強既殺手都唔夠佢打？」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj78r9J4Yh0
「唔係。不過…佢就好似一隻野生黑熊咁，我係獵人，如果我有準備，我獵殺佢係可以，但係面對面既話，真係我死左都唔知咩事。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fJ3RPX8iq
「睇黎佢真係好犀利噃，真係要小心D喇。」侍女響旁邊咁講。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEV5uo2qNj
點知…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQWKD1Llu6
「你地講緊我呀？」聲音響我地後面傳黎…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73tp688Fs0
而且仲有一個好巨型倒影向我地前面地下出現…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfGnUOD3rm
本來響我地前面既果條報告友唔知係咪因為太驚，一下就閃走左。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEMj8HmDo8
於是乎我另轉頭望下發生咩事，而句號當時已經一下就彈開左一邊…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4j2QVdJj9
而依家響我同侍女面前既，係一隻好巨型，滿身毛毛既…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6l40aaRX8G
既麻甩佬！？651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcQIttEUXE
「你就係睡彭？」句號離遠咁問。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDcLtN9yiM
點知呢隻睡彭見到我之後，竟然係一個估佢唔到既動作…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRJB4Km12g
佢一下就抱起左我，我完全黎唔切做任何反應…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBd7qCbjex
而且佢仲響我下身磨下磨下咁，就好似D小朋友嗲爸爸媽媽果陣咁…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlfNLvz62S
佢咁樣磨一磨，受刺激之下，我下身好自然咁有生理反應…651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJxnKScmKV
「丫，猥瑣！」大嗌既係侍女。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg33hrb7ajb
「做乜呀？」我問。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxBrvEBmZk
「你露丁呀！」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSswwPhhyG2
「邊個李路丁呀？」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGrxkRX7Km
「你下面呀！」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAqsUAPpAO
「邊個李夏面呀？」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrwHoXUoRy
「冇拉拉鏈呀！」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6iplU32Y6
「邊個冇奶奶摙呀？吓，我下面冇拉拉鏈呀？！」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuIyOSesKq
我之後向下一望，發現自己露左個「巴打」出黎，很是尷尬。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6qICs4Q1m
