火雞既一聲大嗌仲嚇親埋侍女添，而句號佢就好似一早知道火雞既存在咁。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡst0w24hVSu
「咁你唔識自己出下聲架咩？攪到我真係唔記得左你添呀！」我鬧返火雞轉頭。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ869jtrzYV
之後火雞竟然喊左出黎。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡww5iBWX0tN
「你做乜又攪喊人地呀？你有蝦女仔既癖好架？」侍女問我。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pHbAoDsf8
我呆左，之後望左火雞一望，佢又好似真係女仔黎噃…637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAW21uLtoWh
所以我咁回應︰637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZS3z1URGUE
「你唔講我以為火雞係仔黎添。」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gqdOCgt8v
不過我知衰…637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDiFY6oQWA
「咁呀，對唔住囉，好在你係女仔咋，如果係女人，我就打鑊你喇，錫返啦。」我再對住火雞咁講。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUjFA6k4bC
之後火雞佢噗左埋侍女心口度喊，我真係有D懷疑佢究竟係咪真係女仔黎…637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAixHLsngIU
佢而家既動作，擺明就係男仔借D倚抽水。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQmDB4SXV1
「車程幾耐呀？」侍女問句號。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEjrXG64GR
「小巴黎，慢極有限，半個鐘左右啦。」句號回應。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUSAQgKn8M
「咁悶，不如玩下揭尾故丫。」侍女咁講。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzz6CU5anVR
「蠍尾故！？咩黎架？」我問。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGO0yy6FhXk
「即係我講左個故事結尾出黎，你估返個過程，就好似…牛吃草呀！你冇聽過咩？」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QSbRhMZV7
「牛吃草！？我知道牛係吃草呀，有咩問題呀？」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEcfSAXxso
「白痴仔，牛吃草係揭尾故經典題目之一呀。」句號插口。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJpA1SXoVc
「白痴佬，牛吃草，你吃屎添呀！」我博佢嘴。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfz6OaFZ1n
「你信唔信我唔帶你返去搵你班死人朋友丫拿？」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKmPENOUue
「唔信！」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlRFkRlTbm
「你好野。」之後句號佢就收左口。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKVwtHUROo
「咁其實牛吃草係咩啫？」我問侍女。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7pstj8VaE
「咁既…個故事結尾好似係…637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwLQ60EdHk
有隻牛食左草噃，之後佢就死左喇，你估返個過程丫。」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYnQbcPJJQ
「Sorry，我完全錯晒，我投降喇，你地兩個慢慢玩，我訓陣先。」句號咁講。 637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJ1X4qZov8
(佢呢個係真﹒牛吃草。)637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpcumjcAOe
「我估佢好肚餓！」我大嗌。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEBMQRKv2O
「岩喇！丫唔係，你只可以問是非題。」侍女回應我。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxvGLcCzef
「我唔講人是非架喎。」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2sA6Zlw3V
「咁呀，咁我開估啦，其實係因為…」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJg42NuJUe1
之後我仲同侍女玩左八十八條經典揭尾故，玩得不知幾開心，仲玩到好驚添呀。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzTicjCcUP
「我真係頂你兩個唔順，我要落車，司機，有落！」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aR93ks8sw
句號響途中講左八十七次呢句野，不過好在，司機話唔停得站。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriP3qlZnN1
最後，我地到左總站，落左車…637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhmY6Sv24t
火雞佢攰到變返做手錶訓著左。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2NPIMffal
「頭先真係好好玩呀可？」侍女笑晒口拍住我膊頭講。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcggyfukIvW
「係呀，一陣再玩。」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKh8Lz4azMu
「我地而家係咪要開始行路喇？」我答完侍女就問句號。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBvZggBc5Z
「我俾返四粒膠你，求你唔好再咁玩揭尾故，我已經嘔晒白泡。」句號冇黎精神咁回應我。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0thHB2qgan
而響呢個時候…637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDVONdVD3q
「報告！魂。初弒大人！魄德飛獵大人命小人向你報告，森林區邊境出現死人！」有條黑衣人突然飛出黎同句號講野。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3dnimOcE0
「死人？有人死左？」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMm3sX3hRpQ
「非也！活死人睡彭出沒注意！」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5ypD4750M
「咩事呀，句號？」我問。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlOJnTCJOc
「三魂七魄，高登獵殺森林裡面最強既殺手，我諗你聽過啦，魄德飛獵就係其中之一，人稱天空獵手，我地前面呢條友仔係佢D靚，我同魄德飛獵有D交情，所以咁岩黎開呢度，呢條靚咪標出黎講下前面有咩我地要注意囉。」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1rIeG3sqo
「咁…活死人睡彭又係乜料呀？」我再問。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDf6MI7d9v
「人稱沈睡的彭彭，睡彭係隻…又似熊又似人既生物，平時好溫馴，但係爆起上黎會好恐怖，有自爆同自癒既能力，可以無限loop，仲會發癲，去到發癲精神狀態既時候，就會暴走，濫殺無辜。」 637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CqYkOHh0T
「你身為高登獵殺森林最強既殺手都唔夠佢打？」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfOYfUAP2m
「唔係。不過…佢就好似一隻野生黑熊咁，我係獵人，如果我有準備，我獵殺佢係可以，但係面對面既話，真係我死左都唔知咩事。」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9Qmnh48rK
「睇黎佢真係好犀利噃，真係要小心D喇。」侍女響旁邊咁講。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22BErZQk58
點知…637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphok7pgzGJ
「你地講緊我呀？」聲音響我地後面傳黎…637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtEjywC6R3
而且仲有一個好巨型倒影向我地前面地下出現…637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77pp0cUJwV
本來響我地前面既果條報告友唔知係咪因為太驚，一下就閃走左。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoNJSwNkUJ
於是乎我另轉頭望下發生咩事，而句號當時已經一下就彈開左一邊…637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ET1I9Gaw9
而依家響我同侍女面前既，係一隻好巨型，滿身毛毛既…637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBfpIkUxHq
既麻甩佬！？637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwCW0e6Hwi
「你就係睡彭？」句號離遠咁問。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEgS6sKLck
點知呢隻睡彭見到我之後，竟然係一個估佢唔到既動作…637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYZ3uxoxJP
佢一下就抱起左我，我完全黎唔切做任何反應…637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaRhQEfwkT
而且佢仲響我下身磨下磨下咁，就好似D小朋友嗲爸爸媽媽果陣咁…637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2WKLSGTmT
佢咁樣磨一磨，受刺激之下，我下身好自然咁有生理反應…637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeevhZKYFjv
「丫，猥瑣！」大嗌既係侍女。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdF3sxEiG6r
「做乜呀？」我問。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXNlaeGdzC
「你露丁呀！」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7objJS6uxW
「邊個李路丁呀？」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJKFJJO1a3
「你下面呀！」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikwEuL4XnS
「邊個李夏面呀？」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaVOjP6k5M
「冇拉拉鏈呀！」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuD6GaALUKX
「邊個冇奶奶摙呀？吓，我下面冇拉拉鏈呀？！」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykpKT9DJ5S
我之後向下一望，發現自己露左個「巴打」出黎，很是尷尬。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvr8y2vD56
