「佢地鬼係小矮人呀？擺明就係藍精靈！」句號咁講。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSniA89r0MS
睡彭無奈，但係…463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoyC5DTE4B
「我咪紅色囉。」突然有隻…463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZc94wEZjF
同下面班藍精靈一模一樣既生物出現左響我地旁邊，不過佢係紅色既。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhZr3wEbLe
「你係邊位呀？」侍女問。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAbc2SNjlu
「叫我紅色小矮人啦。」463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJMqi2ZIHE
「咁你響度做乜呀？」句號問。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4rfPdbkVB
「同你地一樣。」463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTay9l6zBil
「你又知道我地做乜？」睡彭問。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlmNfeNiQ7
「想攞返自己屋企，岩唔岩？」紅色小矮人反問。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvb6roypzF
「犀利，你點解知既？」侍女問。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7SNfnJrYr
「亂估咋喎，點知岩啫。」463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLc3gmcuxAA
之後紅色小矮人好專心望住坡下既藍精靈。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynnRBtV6O6
我睇得出佢應該都係同睡彭一樣，俾呢班藍精靈佔領過屋企。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdSLAndjc3
「你係咪想攞返自己屋企？」紅色小矮人突然咁問。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcHyVFBFAS
睡彭呆呆地，但係總算及左頭回應係。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVmado8xn1
「你想要暴力定係武力？」紅色小矮人再問。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUrXHhSseu
「有分別咩？」睡彭問。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJ42qtNc6R
「暴力就靠你自己，武力就靠你班朋友。」463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzE2bkrua9b
「咁你呢？」463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzO3hhaa3r
「講野最緊要有牙力，我幫你出牙力。」463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tfmlA2aIF
「擺明就係精人出口，笨人出手，講明先，我唔幫拖架。」句號蹺起雙手咁講。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2OYWgbimt
「咁…我地幫唔幫呀？猥瑣哥哥。」侍女問我。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvMj4rU5cc
「為人為到底，送佛送老西。」我回應佢。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXS0X9GXGMn
「咁就好喇，多謝你地。」睡彭咁講。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoCysi3pIk
半小時之後…463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPn6mANrLjc
… (我地仲等待緊時機)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8MalUk2eh
「做乜你地仲唔出手呀？又話幫我拎返屋企既？」睡彭問。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRheIOqUUcg
「我話為人為到底，你係熊，我冇諗過幫你。」我回應佢。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOefQgJ7NUX
睡彭有D嬲，但係懦弱既佢都係發唔到火…463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTpzGtPDCz
「丫！好痛呀！攪咩呀？」睡彭大嗌。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12WdT7hbYe
原來係侍女佢無啦啦抆佢D毛。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrfCK4vh1P
「你地D招數太低John喇，要攪到佢暴走唔係咁既。」句號咁講。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSL5sIfgyc
「咁你又有咩高招呀？」紅色小矮人挑佢機。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlTNFTDGBB
「彭睡！」句號叫佢。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpx7KjaHb5
「彭帥打網球架！我叫睡彭呀！咩事呀？」睡彭回應。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLMGMJc2yL
「你係咪男人？」句號問佢。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVvrXEihRG
「如假包換！」睡彭回應。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzUXEixsdL
「男人可以換咩？」侍女問。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSpXD9FfDg
「玩女人。」我回應。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUQ1WfAqSg
「唔好講廢話住，你地知唔知男人最驟忌係咩？」句號問。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EZNb5zQRh
紅色小矮人笑左一下，指住自己頂帽。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPNI8q9VZh
之後句號再問︰463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHymPBWBT6
「彭睡，你有冇鍾意既人呀？」463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZ89RrWRKG
「愛人就冇，不過我好鍾意三上悠亞！」睡彭回應。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4R6d3iK4by
「邊個黎架？」侍女問。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvm7TfyGxF
「奧斯卡得獎者。」睡彭答。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXg4lhuptl
「奧斯卡得獎者！？唔係Brie Larson咩？」侍女回應。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HfACGvypK
「AV奧斯卡。」睡彭答覆。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKERH9WkbO
「咁…佢…我屌！AV女優好似講唔通帽事噃！」句號R爆頭大嗌。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb59hTeuOKF
「車！我仲以為你幾有計添。」紅色小矮人鄙視句號。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmxYtB3U81
「不如等我黎丫。」我好似諗到方法幫佢。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOHTUx3Ld6
「睡彭，三上悠亞俾人點攪你會發嬲呀？」我再問。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQJKMbXNnX
「點攪牙牙牙牙牙？我諗唔到呀。」睡彭回應。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIXJX9t6IR
「例如，俾人強姦呢？」侍女問。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgGlPKvWSq
「正呀！」睡彭回應。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTECOVUri2
「輪姦呢？」紅色小矮人問。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFpn5Ql4bb
「仲正呀！」睡彭回應。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1uI0OTTvh
「雞姦呢？」我手上面隻火雞問。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaC5se9srn
「三上悠亞女人黎架！不過如果你係講緊…嘻嘻，都好似幾正噃！」睡彭回應。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKw3FkiwsI
「龜姦呢？」句號問。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLp2XWUhP0G
我忍唔住一腳就踢開左佢，「識唔識架？！」，之後問︰463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVAe5jLAzc
「近親相姦，母子相姦，甚至…我唔講喇，果D呢？」我問。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ108AjhrbY
「邊D呀？即使係觸手果D我都好接受噃！」睡彭回應。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOesRVCZaW
「猥瑣！」侍女鄙視睡彭。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInVD81J0Az
「咁我諗到點樣你會發嬲喇！」我大嗌。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eehMT0isO
「點樣呀？」大家一齊問。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yjDKxz3Co
「三上悠亞拍熟女系列！」句號亂入，之後俾我再一腳踢左去大西洋。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWu01WNOqY0
而我就正正經經咁樣講：463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGL4rnpimO
「好消息！三上悠亞從良！退休喇！」我大嗌。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GFTg6iX1A
(哇哇丫丫丫！) 睡彭即刻好似黐左線咁。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XV6sKDDvh
「呢次到我伸人喇！落去啦，彭睡！」句號大叫。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyqfanUIlL
之後一腳伸左發左神經既睡彭落去山坡…463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0vbo5BnAU
睇黎搶唔搶得返屋企，就要睇下佢自己既造化喇。463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPuab0mq2z
(哇哇丫丫丫！)463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgcbZDbjsm
睡彭瘋狂亂衝亂撞…463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9fwPwaxKB
而藍精靈就竟然…463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO39UxprGRE
「熊出沒注意！藍精液準備，發炮！」463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMTj1xdLfL
佢地異常地冷靜，仲要好有系統咁處理。 463Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEXXjwMdbw
