Two seniors were on the roof of their building looking at the surroundings with their binoculars until they spotted something moving in the lake outside their base.
“Hey Mark, take a look at this.” one said handing his mate the binoculars.
“My gosh!”
“Could it be?”
“You guessed it mate!”
They looked at each other with a huge smile on their face. “It’s a mermaid!”
They ran out of the building in order to catch get a better look at the creature’s stunning beauty but she disappeared. Not fazed, they ran over to tell the General but another senior stopped them.
“And where do you pussies think you are going?” he asked.
Both recruits gave a side glance and looked at him. “Nowhere sir.”
He was shocked. “Nowhere?”
“Nowhere.” The replied again.
The senior smiled. “Okay.”
The next thing they knew, the recruits were doing pushups in the mud while the senior poured water on them.
“Relax mate.” Mark said. “By the time we capture that mermaid and skin it’s skales we will be rich!”
Thus the Mermaid hunt began.
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