“I hope you all have taken a nice shower because all of you are going to do the Mudpatch.” Sergeant Darth announced on hot afternoon.
Everyone groaned again. The Mudpatch was the dirtiest training ground in the whole military base because it had you guessed it, mud but what made it all the more frustrating for the unfortunate recruits was they had just taken a bath after jogging for a long time and going through the obstacle course in the blistering summer heat.
Who knew the Serge telling them to take a shower was only a way to torture them. Mentally that is.
The sad look on their faces brought a smile to the Sadistic Serge’s face but someone was missing.
“Where is Alice?”
Their eyes widen as one recruit said she was still taking a shower.
“What? Why?” he bellowed.
“She is the only female among us Serge but we entered the shower unit before her.” came the reply.
He was pissed but sent that same recruit to call her out but he came back without her.
“Well?”
The recruit bit his bottom lip and looked away earing a glare for the Serge.
“LISTEN UP YOU PUSSY WHEN I ASK A QUESTION YOU ANSWER IT. NOW WHY DID YOU COME BACK WITHOUT HER?”
“Well…”
“ANSWER THE F*CKING QUESTION!”
“She said it is impolite to rush a lady adding that women spend close to an hour in the bathroom to get clean and…”
The Sergeant had heard enough. Boiling with rage, he stormed into the shower unit and opened the cubicle door she was in.
“KYAAAA!”
Splat! Something wet hit in the face and when he looked at it it was a sponge. Her sponge.
“Serge shame on you!” she squealed before shutting the door of the cubicle. “You wanna looked at the goods before you sign ‘em eh?”
Sergeant Darth glared at the door with a blush on his face.
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