“Well, where is she?” the General asked while the Serge was scrambling for words to say. “Don’t tell me your sexual frustration is causing you to see illusions now.”
Some recruits grinned at the fact that the General just exposed their Serge of being a virgin for twenty nine years while the latter blushed hard. Catching the cheeky grins on his men’s faces, he gritted his teeth and yelled.
“ALL OF YOU FILE OUT AND SEARCH FOR HER! NOW!”
And they all did but despite their attempts, she was nowhere to be found.
“Gah! Where is she?” asked a recruit as they entered into the woods.
“How should I know?” one replied.
“I hope we don’t get punished for this.” said the other with a groan. “Because if I hear the word push…”
Then something dropped on his head.
“Don’t tell me it is raining.” Another groaned looking up.
Well they all did and discovered three things: one the sky was clear, two they found Alice and three what fell on the unfortunate recruit wasn’t rain but droll.
Private Alice was asleep on the branch above them.
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