這段日子使我回想起中學生時代,暑假到了尾聲才發現暑期功課連碰也沒有碰過後的狼狽,主要原因都是因為天天和童桐在一起耍廢,去公園去沙灘去離島,就是不坐到書桌前乖乖做功課。907Please respect copyright.PENANAMqQ5EkonEp
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那時我和童桐意識到自己在開學便會完蛋後,主要應付方法是各自寫我們比較擅長的科目,節省思考時間之,這是童桐的建議。結果是我大部分科目都比童桐擅長,最後全是我寫,她抄,而她多數負責視藝,音樂之類。907Please respect copyright.PENANASzmLdn39dh
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「好,唔該,唔該晒,拜拜!」情聖掛線。907Please respect copyright.PENANAUz4rsIUKkW
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網吧之中我們已經佔了外頭的桌子兩天兩夜,我想起那些遊戲中打劫銀行的計劃板,總之…907Please respect copyright.PENANABCwuHP0xon
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「嗖」一聲,情聖把確認列表最後一項刪去。907Please respect copyright.PENANACwXFxlv4Ev
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第N次的婚禮籌備會議,結束。907Please respect copyright.PENANAI7tU3Ljw0T
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「全部…搞掂喇!!!」907Please respect copyright.PENANAcM2gd7dpNw
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開學囉!!抱歉,不對。907Please respect copyright.PENANAZs4m37UWeJ
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「呼…」我和Beta喘一口氣,然後把手上的手工啤拿起,我們三人把酒瓶互叩,發出清脆的叩一聲。907Please respect copyright.PENANA696ag0xgY5
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「咁樣,你就可以對童桐使出伴娘效應黎追佢喇。」情聖說。907Please respect copyright.PENANAQSDND5NdQJ
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「明明呢個咩伴娘效應係你作出黎,然後我就同你捱到依加,點解有種俾你只氹左上賊船既感覺?」我問。907Please respect copyright.PENANAN2GaYSAqLO
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「有d咁既事?雪…」他一邊喝下啤酒一邊移開了眼。907Please respect copyright.PENANAvWv7o9oKWl
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「依加你對呢場婚禮掌握係百分之一百,呀遊。」Beta說,「相反,童桐只知道皮毛,你已經將戰場設定係自己擅長既地方。」907Please respect copyright.PENANA8Jc0yfPurY
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「請唔好講到情聖結婚搞到好似上戰場咁。」我說。907Please respect copyright.PENANAbwAdi2rfPQ
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「你之後仲會過黎呢邊架嘛?」Beta問,「定專心做人夫?」907Please respect copyright.PENANAepCtf1AHmX
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「盡量黎啦。」情聖說。907Please respect copyright.PENANAZrmQBMthsL
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「其實我有個問題想問好耐。」我說,「點解你會咁突然話結婚就結婚?」907Please respect copyright.PENANAq5Vmv2abny
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「…嗯,點講好呢。」情聖說,「其實唔太重要,我地互相鐘意對方,呢層就梗…而且最重要係,我地發現自己已經唔可能無左對方?不過講到尾,應該係因為你。」907Please respect copyright.PENANAFlOBLDZrke
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「下?」907Please respect copyright.PENANAeXqke2heMF
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情聖和她的老婆,大家都是在夜場中結識。雖說情聖的風流史足夠在網上講故台寫個三部曲還要全故重甜,但是同樣地也有壞處。907Please respect copyright.PENANAj9GUskZqv6
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第一是他在女生眼中同樣是夜場USB,萬能插之類,尋歡的那種關係倒還好,但是情聖有時也想有肉體以外的慰藉,有人聽聽他的心情之類,但因為那些稱號,他其實很難發展認真的關係。907Please respect copyright.PENANAw3N1LZh8bJ
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第二就是因為女生在型英帥靚正的他面前變得易得到手,他發現自己再沒法珍惜一段關係,正因為易得到,所有關係在他眼中也變得廉價,他漸漸變得自我厭惡起來。907Please respect copyright.PENANA7FKcbFt3wz
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「講真,其實係因為你。」907Please respect copyright.PENANAccEvOsm9sk
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直到看到我追求童桐,這是他的說法。907Please respect copyright.PENANAvUPgRXPbfN
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「屌,你做老襯又關我事?」我說。907Please respect copyright.PENANApfdw30RMMe
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他淺笑:「你咁樣全心全意咁樣追童桐,對我黎講其實相當耀眼。」907Please respect copyright.PENANAiIpqcI16An
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「我…邊有咁。」907Please respect copyright.PENANAQCPB4rn6OS
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「梗係有,我甚至以為你會對妍妍沉船,點知無。」情聖說,「愈見你對童桐全情投入,雖然有時會覺得好on9,又愈有種…懷念既感覺,我中學後已經無試過咁樣真係只鐘意一個人,一個女仔就係我既全世界咁樣,我漸漸發現自己竟然有D羨慕你。」907Please respect copyright.PENANAlKSi2VQ15h
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「喂起晒雞皮…你睇Beta個樣。」907Please respect copyright.PENANAJSJjTBO877
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Beta的樣子相當微妙,似笑非笑,又不是生氣,是那種在看著別人即將中伏準備看戲的樣子。907Please respect copyright.PENANA0XDyCbDFjS
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「講埋呢句,我係俾你追童桐個樣改變左,先決定同佢拉埋天窗,對唔住啦咁多位靚女,從此之後再無情聖。」907Please respect copyright.PENANApyvlGCAiCe
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情聖作模作樣地說,不過我還是會叫他情聖的。907Please respect copyright.PENANAHithir8OGn
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但是萬事俱全了,借情聖的婚禮,把追求童桐的計劃推向終盤!907Please respect copyright.PENANASH9csIfFyC
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「呀遊…」907Please respect copyright.PENANAfQbktUN3HP
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好美。907Please respect copyright.PENANArIlEgQJu9N
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太美了,我的心臟好像停了吧。907Please respect copyright.PENANAtdV9pDHPxS
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「呀遊…呀!!遊!!妖!」907Please respect copyright.PENANAgvHtQmpjt5
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穿上伴娘裙的童桐對我來說殺傷力太過高,我整個人在接新娘時傻掉了眼看著她,就差點直接流口水,這就是伴娘效應嗎?!童桐今天比起平日可愛大概二十億零六百七十七倍!!907Please respect copyright.PENANAq7MAh1KwD7
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「係,你好,我係呀遊。」我拉回精神。907Please respect copyright.PENANAmtIljNHkbr
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「我知!搞咩呀…如果你射唔中個氣球開門利是成九萬九千九百九十九,幫幫手ok?」情聖說。907Please respect copyright.PENANARyHNWx9G0f
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「啪!」玩具箭擊穿氣球,彩紙掉了個滿地,眾人歡呼…無聊,這距離我合著眼都能射中,但現在可能是我畢生最不能合上眼的時候。907Please respect copyright.PENANAt0ZecxZ4ox
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童桐…太美了!907Please respect copyright.PENANAAdHrqon2Gm
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我扔開玩具弓,走到一邊拿罐汽水冷靜一下。907Please respect copyright.PENANAF1pRbx9VDe
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那吹可彈破的雪白肌膚!那在陽光下閃閃發光的深啡長髮!還有一小縷挑染成暗紫色!那身材!那長腿!那蠻腰!那眼睫毛!那嘴唇!那耳朵!那鼻子!…加上那貼身的伴娘裙,我明白了,伴娘效應原來針對的是我…907Please respect copyright.PENANA5t1EJ4ZyZo
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「呀遊,你見點呀?仲緊張過結婚個個既?」907Please respect copyright.PENANAWhv1Gm4kg9
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童桐冷不勝防出現在我身後,嚇得我一手把鋁罐捏扁掉。907Please respect copyright.PENANANNhb3UWyPG
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「我,我無緊張啊?你唔見我頭先一箭射穿?」我笑著說。907Please respect copyright.PENANA4jCNQOlPZx
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然後我不小心又把童桐從頭到腳看了一遍。907Please respect copyright.PENANAvptXcdYuYY
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嗚…何等動人…907Please respect copyright.PENANACpQsHDzALj
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「…嗯?」卻被童桐發現了。907Please respect copyright.PENANA8pWgnKzXx3
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「無,就…童桐,你今日好靚。」我毫不吝嗇對她的讚美,而且如果她特地打扮過的話,而我不多讚美她的話,她有時還會生我氣。907Please respect copyright.PENANAWS0JcemgGl
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但她生氣的樣子也很可愛。907Please respect copyright.PENANAo04DX9aDDx
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「嘻,多謝。」童桐嫣然一笑。907Please respect copyright.PENANAFCfFxLSnAO
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「佢地D妝都好好睇,你真係可以做職業既化妝師喇,童桐。」907Please respect copyright.PENANAUWKitWMvBU
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「真,真係既?」她有點喜出望外。907Please respect copyright.PENANAn9nNR0Msak
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「梗係。」907Please respect copyright.PENANAwzJbvlMRDE
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聽說電視台,或是晚宴為名媛化一個專業的妝容收費也很貴,童桐做這一行的話前景應該不錯,畢竟她家境…907Please respect copyright.PENANAUxRjvNrbco
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…不過我都搞不清她家境怎樣了,當日幫植嵐晨保釋時連律師費也二話不說全部攬上身,還要之前的Uber, 水上樂園她請客我們全部人。907Please respect copyright.PENANArMOoXUs4K0
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可能我才是窮光蛋那邊吧,希望她不是在勉強自己。907Please respect copyright.PENANAQbD5uadMaP
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「你今日都幾型仔呀。」童桐說,「好似Grad Din之後無見過你著西裝?」907Please respect copyright.PENANA9jh4lCxVqq
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「呢件唔算西裝啦…」突然被童桐讚回來,我也有點不好意思了。907Please respect copyright.PENANAl67XFGoHrH
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因為現在是夏天,如果是岑大師那種保險佬還算,但我們穿著三件套西裝滿大街跑的話今天我怕紅事變白事,畢竟中暑之會危及生命的。所以現在除了新郎哥情聖,我們兄弟班全員都只穿著西裝背心和短恤衫煲呔,有點玩味又不至於太熱。907Please respect copyright.PENANAUOEaDA97RK
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「但都好睇呀。」童桐說,「我就覺得好好睇!嗯!話說班姊妹…有無邊個睇得上眼?我同佢地相處過幾日,都可以幫你介紹下。」907Please respect copyright.PENANAQO8U5xSpNv
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「有啊。」907Please respect copyright.PENANAlLsBZWMVtk
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「下?真係架…」童桐一臉失望。907Please respect copyright.PENANA51DIwXOLYd
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「你囉。」說罷,紅著臉的我便扔下紅著臉的童桐回去在玩著的那邊。907Please respect copyright.PENANAfdxgMBb9Vf
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因為現在剛好輪到姊妹團挑戰蒙眼射箭,擊中的話就能帶走新娘的環節,時機當然是我計算好的,就說了:我們三人對這場婚禮一切都暸如指掌。907Please respect copyright.PENANAfFAZrRcnIK
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「咁遠得唔得架…嘩!!」907Please respect copyright.PENANAFgLDMtelTm
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例如說這也不是玩具弓,而是我從箭會借來的兒童用練習弓,有一定準繩度,我也有偷偷去箭會練習這種玩具箭和這距離,就這樣百步穿楊的情況下我們成功接走新娘。907Please respect copyright.PENANAzsDPYZvw0X
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接下來是行禮,身為公會參謀的Beta負責出計,是會讓童桐百分之一百接到花球的方法。907Please respect copyright.PENANAkdsPFVt87g