這段日子使我回想起中學生時代，暑假到了尾聲才發現暑期功課連碰也沒有碰過後的狼狽，主要原因都是因為天天和童桐在一起耍廢，去公園去沙灘去離島，就是不坐到書桌前乖乖做功課。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OW0Y5cv5W
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那時我和童桐意識到自己在開學便會完蛋後，主要應付方法是各自寫我們比較擅長的科目，節省思考時間之，這是童桐的建議。結果是我大部分科目都比童桐擅長，最後全是我寫，她抄，而她多數負責視藝，音樂之類。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvfXUcmqhY
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「好，唔該，唔該晒，拜拜！」情聖掛線。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORGjifmU9j
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2tFaNN06F
網吧之中我們已經佔了外頭的桌子兩天兩夜，我想起那些遊戲中打劫銀行的計劃板，總之…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85yvhIKxqd
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「嗖」一聲，情聖把確認列表最後一項刪去。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLT9cZEUYlL
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第N次的婚禮籌備會議，結束。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrC0r9GoKRO
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「全部…搞掂喇！！！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjAtkMlGDU
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開學囉！！抱歉，不對。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kfEDgzQrW
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlixB7B1kbP
「呼…」我和Beta喘一口氣，然後把手上的手工啤拿起，我們三人把酒瓶互叩，發出清脆的叩一聲。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjjeBKxNJ0
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJ1iCH73BC
「咁樣，你就可以對童桐使出伴娘效應黎追佢喇。」情聖說。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1031WFe31D
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmZ03x2EnH
「明明呢個咩伴娘效應係你作出黎，然後我就同你捱到依加，點解有種俾你只氹左上賊船既感覺？」我問。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡle0EuUg3hB
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeTJ6YwbJt
「有d咁既事？雪…」他一邊喝下啤酒一邊移開了眼。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7knNqQAhj
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPHzl8hSWf
「依加你對呢場婚禮掌握係百分之一百，呀遊。」Beta說，「相反，童桐只知道皮毛，你已經將戰場設定係自己擅長既地方。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHgQErTgPd
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6YUqSXRED
「請唔好講到情聖結婚搞到好似上戰場咁。」我說。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSus3q8xSo
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqUrP78QTp
「你之後仲會過黎呢邊架嘛？」Beta問，「定專心做人夫？」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CCMDYrXbl
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhfLgbzM1l
「盡量黎啦。」情聖說。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvyaz0rOFU
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYrum2F6B5
「其實我有個問題想問好耐。」我說，「點解你會咁突然話結婚就結婚？」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92vsCXH560
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7mxt1hIt9
「…嗯，點講好呢。」情聖說，「其實唔太重要，我地互相鐘意對方，呢層就梗…而且最重要係，我地發現自己已經唔可能無左對方？不過講到尾，應該係因為你。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelTSa6HxVe
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjV9YnqNwiq
「下？」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgrjPlujLE
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情聖和她的老婆，大家都是在夜場中結識。雖說情聖的風流史足夠在網上講故台寫個三部曲還要全故重甜，但是同樣地也有壞處。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZTn8j4Dsd
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVANqu2KHa
第一是他在女生眼中同樣是夜場USB，萬能插之類，尋歡的那種關係倒還好，但是情聖有時也想有肉體以外的慰藉，有人聽聽他的心情之類，但因為那些稱號，他其實很難發展認真的關係。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqUWSRk0Tk
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRhqNrudo5
第二就是因為女生在型英帥靚正的他面前變得易得到手，他發現自己再沒法珍惜一段關係，正因為易得到，所有關係在他眼中也變得廉價，他漸漸變得自我厭惡起來。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2Q8nnWh4m
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKzMy2sLAL
「講真，其實係因為你。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uo02Ag2Nr
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直到看到我追求童桐，這是他的說法。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8j2iT0hSEE
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreorgejP44
「屌，你做老襯又關我事？」我說。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwT3K6RXry
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpPf2wuOVH
他淺笑：「你咁樣全心全意咁樣追童桐，對我黎講其實相當耀眼。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4YJ8kclb2
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38h52fLpK4
「我…邊有咁。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ar6OuCH62
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQ37VumUHl
「梗係有，我甚至以為你會對妍妍沉船，點知無。」情聖說，「愈見你對童桐全情投入，雖然有時會覺得好on9，又愈有種…懷念既感覺，我中學後已經無試過咁樣真係只鐘意一個人，一個女仔就係我既全世界咁樣，我漸漸發現自己竟然有D羨慕你。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKiakJqA70
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBlpgZwPwK
「喂起晒雞皮…你睇Beta個樣。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3amifXyOR
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKdvkbkBxs
Beta的樣子相當微妙，似笑非笑，又不是生氣，是那種在看著別人即將中伏準備看戲的樣子。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwNbmvyuE1
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcPGGIFLD1
「講埋呢句，我係俾你追童桐個樣改變左，先決定同佢拉埋天窗，對唔住啦咁多位靚女，從此之後再無情聖。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aMfmzcPEu
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87BVugiMEd
情聖作模作樣地說，不過我還是會叫他情聖的。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoojTAwdfu
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEzGPUoG3i
但是萬事俱全了，借情聖的婚禮，把追求童桐的計劃推向終盤！906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJFhHnwO4y
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JBikCi5VZ
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「呀遊…」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tMlGcGJjE
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好美。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWEXyLk8VI
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaeKybxrLZ
太美了，我的心臟好像停了吧。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUPzhZOqlw
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdFWkrzbAv
「呀遊…呀！！遊！！妖！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsnbOuMBn5
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNepmGlDAf
穿上伴娘裙的童桐對我來說殺傷力太過高，我整個人在接新娘時傻掉了眼看著她，就差點直接流口水，這就是伴娘效應嗎？！童桐今天比起平日可愛大概二十億零六百七十七倍！！906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXZprasF4M
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4yYnTLE3C
「係，你好，我係呀遊。」我拉回精神。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBQwZ44q8I
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZaJ09Jhd6
「我知！搞咩呀…如果你射唔中個氣球開門利是成九萬九千九百九十九，幫幫手ok？」情聖說。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdjG3Opyim
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8Xxi2ahMy
「啪！」玩具箭擊穿氣球，彩紙掉了個滿地，眾人歡呼…無聊，這距離我合著眼都能射中，但現在可能是我畢生最不能合上眼的時候。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHtaNpER7S
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqu1oHz0Mdu
童桐…太美了！906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iZKxcBSv3
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgggRk5Coqh
我扔開玩具弓，走到一邊拿罐汽水冷靜一下。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DGTsJAcLl
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeFogPaPiS
那吹可彈破的雪白肌膚！那在陽光下閃閃發光的深啡長髮！還有一小縷挑染成暗紫色！那身材！那長腿！那蠻腰！那眼睫毛！那嘴唇！那耳朵！那鼻子！…加上那貼身的伴娘裙，我明白了，伴娘效應原來針對的是我…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlP7XRBvxg
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogkC8aUsES
「呀遊，你見點呀？仲緊張過結婚個個既？」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BVWkhE5kb
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiskLhkWIn
童桐冷不勝防出現在我身後，嚇得我一手把鋁罐捏扁掉。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPiwpL1NDJ
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPO55dHkPF3
「我，我無緊張啊？你唔見我頭先一箭射穿？」我笑著說。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9kIHHfmyK
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesN4J7iyCt
然後我不小心又把童桐從頭到腳看了一遍。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQlfF6dwsz
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjm7uECttKz
嗚…何等動人…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG78i5ic3px
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLq1qAzUmX
「…嗯？」卻被童桐發現了。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsDBKGZ0WG
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zPn7cqAy4
「無，就…童桐，你今日好靚。」我毫不吝嗇對她的讚美，而且如果她特地打扮過的話，而我不多讚美她的話，她有時還會生我氣。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8bcH2h7c2
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9yxTdIj7M
但她生氣的樣子也很可愛。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQVvZ3uNvA
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbd0t9nwW2
「嘻，多謝。」童桐嫣然一笑。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3nN1rVx1B
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdPNxuKVs9
「佢地D妝都好好睇，你真係可以做職業既化妝師喇，童桐。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWUh7CQbvA
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡse8jYWkueV
「真，真係既？」她有點喜出望外。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXy2tj4cLsF
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡal2bdzNtwv
「梗係。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHT3re08V0c
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenwkQOFmUB
聽說電視台，或是晚宴為名媛化一個專業的妝容收費也很貴，童桐做這一行的話前景應該不錯，畢竟她家境…906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOLQgVsdge
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UdIB7b6nv
…不過我都搞不清她家境怎樣了，當日幫植嵐晨保釋時連律師費也二話不說全部攬上身，還要之前的Uber, 水上樂園她請客我們全部人。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QnBW8KbGX
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQur3Mdy44K
可能我才是窮光蛋那邊吧，希望她不是在勉強自己。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrqvsDzFJz
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4T8oFw7Rpf
「你今日都幾型仔呀。」童桐說，「好似Grad Din之後無見過你著西裝？」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXxkHUXgTt
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7VLelq20b
「呢件唔算西裝啦…」突然被童桐讚回來，我也有點不好意思了。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8Dsloilqs
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkmSrMzStI
因為現在是夏天，如果是岑大師那種保險佬還算，但我們穿著三件套西裝滿大街跑的話今天我怕紅事變白事，畢竟中暑之會危及生命的。所以現在除了新郎哥情聖，我們兄弟班全員都只穿著西裝背心和短恤衫煲呔，有點玩味又不至於太熱。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEYNVAn4gO
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7y5Vt9OmA
「但都好睇呀。」童桐說，「我就覺得好好睇！嗯！話說班姊妹…有無邊個睇得上眼？我同佢地相處過幾日，都可以幫你介紹下。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5abkyUyzdu
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「有啊。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rFtSuDm3Q
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiLNyKcHjI
「下？真係架…」童桐一臉失望。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IwX2AkaUB
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKRyKbs7Bd
「你囉。」說罷，紅著臉的我便扔下紅著臉的童桐回去在玩著的那邊。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1noM2Gnvrq
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9i5A7vFTIb
因為現在剛好輪到姊妹團挑戰蒙眼射箭，擊中的話就能帶走新娘的環節，時機當然是我計算好的，就說了：我們三人對這場婚禮一切都暸如指掌。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjufNcd4sRK
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoem0e5XBsm
「咁遠得唔得架…嘩！！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1J7YuaqYx
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWT2iHYivPF
例如說這也不是玩具弓，而是我從箭會借來的兒童用練習弓，有一定準繩度，我也有偷偷去箭會練習這種玩具箭和這距離，就這樣百步穿楊的情況下我們成功接走新娘。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgqRep0a9P
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzUmm2MIyu
接下來是行禮，身為公會參謀的Beta負責出計，是會讓童桐百分之一百接到花球的方法。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FuG6LecT5
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