企鵝，是一夫一妻制的動物，聽起來很棒，但仍有例外。
世界上最小的企鵝品種「小藍企鵝」，就是最佳的不忠誠代表。
牠們總是會在保護著自己老婆的同時，對別隻企鵝的老婆流口水。
所以母企鵝生出來的小企鵝常常不知道是不是爸爸的種。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZURmO9aTRd
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【番外篇：一起去燈會的阿德利】402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QRMP5bHpr
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故事的主角是第16篇出現的，一起去看燈會的朋友，就叫他阿德利吧。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRG8d6MpDQ
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阿德利是我在交友軟體認識的，那個時候我正在假裝自己很快樂。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoKg24iffk
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我總是在跟阿德利聊天時搞笑，要不然就是嗆他，他也會立刻反嗆回來。
我們幾乎天天在說話，但很少有什麼對話是有意義的。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx79qcXghQK
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我說「蝦子為什麼要有殼，麻煩。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KyQZO8YO6
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他回「老闆又在碎念。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBlUKLRHFq
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我再回「蝦仁沒殼但是很難吃。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSA7YNpbbtJ
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他又回「我姐叫我去租DVD。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLv1kMh3YO
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有時候我們只是這樣自顧自的說話。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbYOEW59L6
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「我剛看到一隻狗。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJW2Ty775eA
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長得很像你。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPpJqymUKi
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「靠。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXdJrZV7CX
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我昨天也看到一隻豬像妳。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABtXbFqdA4
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有時候我們就是會這樣故意嗆對方。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJPL1M7z01
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某天，他不太對勁。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZdZM6ISzH
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就在我又打了什麼沒意義的話之後，他反常的回「嗯，妳吃過飯了嗎？」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZH7wZCsaX
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我抬頭看看時鐘，中午，他上班的休息時間。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZHFlTTtAg
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「還沒。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2JpTEiqCI
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「要陪我吃中飯嗎？」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtt6GBJN1d9
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「好啊。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuuN37kMqa
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我們就見面了。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMiVQhfi4m
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阿德利和我吃飯時只是不停地說「妳本人跟網路上一樣好笑，腦袋都在裝什麼？整天說一些白痴的事情…」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIK8EJhjsxx
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吃完飯，他送我回家，下車前，我問「發生什麼事了嗎？」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLg6D60uI0I
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他握著方向盤，沒看我。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMG2vJ2su3U
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「她交男朋友了。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuERjDYGJkU
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「誰？」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlbO346Nrx
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「前女友。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jZc9jMayJ
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「嗯。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡev7SOV1krk
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他繼續沉默。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicf0kA80DR
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「那我回去了，你想跟我說的話，我今天在線上不會嗆你，也不開玩笑。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡin5gp5bYxI
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說完，我就開門下車。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzt45S1v80w
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當天晚上，他說了他的故事，他還沒忘記前女友，而前女友早已將他拋下，自顧自的談起新的戀愛。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbMJLVkF9d
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分手的原因，是女孩和別的男生搞曖昧。但分手後，女孩仍將他當成好用的工具人，沒有完全離開他的生活。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIMiChCGwu
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也許是一種同病相憐的感覺，又或是移情作用，把他和自己的遭遇某些部份重疊了，那天晚上我很生氣，覺得為什麼比較傻的人都得被欺負。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBaJPzdO4T
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那種同仇敵愾的感覺，讓我把阿德利當成很好的朋友(或戰友)，過了幾天，我也把張先生的事情毫無保留地告訴了他。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2NUz13YUn
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然後，我們那些沒意義的對話開始改變，大多時間，我們在訴說心情跟為彼此打氣，希望對方早日離開現狀。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjn9kuoM1Po
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「我要去中部出差，想順便去看燈會，妳要不要跟我一起去？」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdGG7eUW2O
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「要。」
我回得很快，因為我實在需要透氣。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXUkIkEwM1
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阿德利去見客戶的時候，我在車上等他，等著等著就睡著了。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUtYXqrY2Z
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模模糊糊中，有人在摸我的臉。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZS9zSsBWKj
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我張開眼睛，阿德利已經回到車上，正在把我的頭髮勾到耳後。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfYXAk1yP2
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我彈起來。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Gbb2aFn5W
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「幹嘛！」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dQWAVPN2x
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然後馬上覺得自己喊得太大聲。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NoWAhpR9F
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「妳頭髮都掉到臉上了，等下口水沾到頭髮。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOiRbXyteq
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「我哪有流口水！」
一邊說，我一邊摸嘴角檢查。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ727ucTOz0v
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈…」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFQk1jP9PK
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「笑屁啊。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLHvafbiMl
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「妳也是有可愛的時候嘛。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrNxoUVFfF
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「………」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NQ3WFeT77
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「剛剛睡覺的時候很正啊，我差點就親下去了，結果妳一起來就這麼吵。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbWYphNdNA
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「………」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSzLdbtQe3
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我皺起眉頭，所以他剛剛真的有摸我的臉。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJejQhO6xw
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「幹嘛不講話？害羞喔？」他還在笑。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFQhdB3IMM
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「阿德利。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJ9dU5JfaC
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「嗯？」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJ1PrnOZlc
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「你開的玩笑不好笑，這樣會讓人覺得你很輕浮，而且我也沒有在跟你搞曖昧，這樣不好。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCfc23dSsJ
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他突然止住笑容。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Td84ANOas
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「對不起。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cPHIqiOFp
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「嗯。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHGNXtLihE
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尷尬的沉默持續了一陣子，我提起別的話題，兩人像沒事一樣繼續聊天，但我覺得已經有什麼地方不對了。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxgNVXlP94
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回家後，我沒有繼續再思考這件事。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HCEXCHsxF
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隔了幾天卻有新的超展開。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTlMxnCDH4
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「欸，跟妳一起去看花燈的男生是不是這個？」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBW3giITqqX
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黑兔子傳來一封訊息，附上一張手機截圖。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSSu50Kbx5
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那是另一個交友軟體，但照片和名字都是阿德利。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1b5LBrvatF
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「對啊。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmbVvvYZdG
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「他加我好友耶。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo87fGqOR6U
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「嗯，妳加啊，我跟他只是朋友。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQB2AZ1oTq
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「我知道，所以我加了，然後我想讓妳看一下我們的對話。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBBxjP3FzZ
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她連著傳來好幾張對話截圖。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CsssmrhWf
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阿德利才剛認識黑兔子，馬上說了他失戀的事情。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoqtYAbVp2
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不過，看起來是另一個故事。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxeeMfGMRy
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「女友劈腿，跟自己的朋友在一起，同時被女友和朋友背叛，心很痛，想要尋求慰藉。」大概是這樣的故事。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrJWC1R0iY
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女友的年紀及個性等等，也和我知道的不同。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcWVYKANfM
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「他是有幾個女友啊？」黑兔子問。
阿德利的事情，我也和她說過。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIV5AY2c89
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「我不知道。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYbIOpqRk3
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「看起來是專門在網路上假裝失戀打苦情牌耶。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrivK2Nlu3x
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「應該是。」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeYtI4rTSS
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當下，我只覺得很失望。
因為我真的把他當朋友，還很認真的為他抱不平，也真心希望他能夠從情傷走出來，即便當時的我也處於痛苦中。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEABsBaUAo
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但又是一個該死的騙子。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnX8NtjW8N
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我沒有戳破他，只是不再理他。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9GavN8oyv
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某天他突然又傳訊息來。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpnTACFmZe
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「自從上次一起去燈會，妳就不太理我了，是因為我跟妳開玩笑嗎？抱歉，當時我心情不好，因為想到她，我覺得妳或許可以代替她陪著我，才會…」402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQnpdZD5N1
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我翻了個大白眼，沒有回覆。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJ2JW9acdq
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阿德利玩兩個不同的交友軟體，使用「附近的人」這功能，偏偏，他的家在我公司附近，而他的公司在黑兔子家附近。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlo3ySzSbS
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人，真的不能做壞事。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXk3nK5zU4A
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完。402Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNFJuciDKS
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附註：阿德利也是企鵝的一種品種，同樣是有偷吃案例的企鵝。
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