企鵝，是一夫一妻制的動物，聽起來很棒，但仍有例外。
世界上最小的企鵝品種「小藍企鵝」，就是最佳的不忠誠代表。
牠們總是會在保護著自己老婆的同時，對別隻企鵝的老婆流口水。
所以母企鵝生出來的小企鵝常常不知道是不是爸爸的種。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2zYknvEnz
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【番外篇：一起去燈會的阿德利】415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZJ3S7OEXx
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故事的主角是第16篇出現的，一起去看燈會的朋友，就叫他阿德利吧。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneuNhwOUcS
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阿德利是我在交友軟體認識的，那個時候我正在假裝自己很快樂。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqy8nHGldVV
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我總是在跟阿德利聊天時搞笑，要不然就是嗆他，他也會立刻反嗆回來。
我們幾乎天天在說話，但很少有什麼對話是有意義的。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYC0yb8JhOw
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我說「蝦子為什麼要有殼，麻煩。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9aQ7ce38r
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他回「老闆又在碎念。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0W3IE8cCy
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我再回「蝦仁沒殼但是很難吃。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XFcLDrVyn
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他又回「我姐叫我去租DVD。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKmVrcRn96
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有時候我們只是這樣自顧自的說話。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aoSn5vrJJ
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「我剛看到一隻狗。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCAhCtEiUV
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長得很像你。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0EAfgpAs8
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「靠。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBcVapjKUU
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我昨天也看到一隻豬像妳。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXjgYEgeDy
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有時候我們就是會這樣故意嗆對方。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zd7mnApf4
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某天，他不太對勁。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5DUJzqRaW
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就在我又打了什麼沒意義的話之後，他反常的回「嗯，妳吃過飯了嗎？」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfAfl5FKCB
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我抬頭看看時鐘，中午，他上班的休息時間。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnnkN6kBaT
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「還沒。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqzl0hj4YL
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「要陪我吃中飯嗎？」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMhrdUpmkK
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「好啊。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdH9GOkVAcX
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我們就見面了。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhk9tQqPcUG
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阿德利和我吃飯時只是不停地說「妳本人跟網路上一樣好笑，腦袋都在裝什麼？整天說一些白痴的事情…」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWywxrTP5LQ
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吃完飯，他送我回家，下車前，我問「發生什麼事了嗎？」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEfzWViPBp
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他握著方向盤，沒看我。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRV6DjbvVZi
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「她交男朋友了。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IvM5EgquV
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「誰？」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIXQd7R83i
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「前女友。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DeuZvErm2
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「嗯。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoXTunEESZ
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他繼續沉默。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQEAE3jAcI
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「那我回去了，你想跟我說的話，我今天在線上不會嗆你，也不開玩笑。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0EXO1Kqdg
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說完，我就開門下車。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE294KM5Blu
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當天晚上，他說了他的故事，他還沒忘記前女友，而前女友早已將他拋下，自顧自的談起新的戀愛。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh74TjqoiVD
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分手的原因，是女孩和別的男生搞曖昧。但分手後，女孩仍將他當成好用的工具人，沒有完全離開他的生活。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBtueJYelE
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也許是一種同病相憐的感覺，又或是移情作用，把他和自己的遭遇某些部份重疊了，那天晚上我很生氣，覺得為什麼比較傻的人都得被欺負。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnPItOqpQT
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那種同仇敵愾的感覺，讓我把阿德利當成很好的朋友(或戰友)，過了幾天，我也把張先生的事情毫無保留地告訴了他。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTU5CJsFBk
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然後，我們那些沒意義的對話開始改變，大多時間，我們在訴說心情跟為彼此打氣，希望對方早日離開現狀。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6Mkcuozq8
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「我要去中部出差，想順便去看燈會，妳要不要跟我一起去？」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjYNohVqaR
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「要。」
我回得很快，因為我實在需要透氣。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvIjeqq17U
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阿德利去見客戶的時候，我在車上等他，等著等著就睡著了。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoTHSecrT0
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模模糊糊中，有人在摸我的臉。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDlSjqhEB1
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我張開眼睛，阿德利已經回到車上，正在把我的頭髮勾到耳後。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITFHsSipGq
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我彈起來。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwQf5giiCI
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「幹嘛！」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbKNgLA5br
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然後馬上覺得自己喊得太大聲。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUjrsmlRxD
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「妳頭髮都掉到臉上了，等下口水沾到頭髮。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhiKEpZcqm
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「我哪有流口水！」
一邊說，我一邊摸嘴角檢查。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7pJj0uMuE
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈…」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQI05ja7zR
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「笑屁啊。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6S1B3HDbjW
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「妳也是有可愛的時候嘛。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99hAof7SzY
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「………」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCHS7zsZoX
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「剛剛睡覺的時候很正啊，我差點就親下去了，結果妳一起來就這麼吵。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYQEyVFJhA
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「………」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPAlHK8sWK
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我皺起眉頭，所以他剛剛真的有摸我的臉。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjLuQnvxYP
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「幹嘛不講話？害羞喔？」他還在笑。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXAJgKhl7a
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「阿德利。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxSePYPqLk
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「嗯？」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39zTNcRzhO
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「你開的玩笑不好笑，這樣會讓人覺得你很輕浮，而且我也沒有在跟你搞曖昧，這樣不好。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzz0Ql6cSJP
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他突然止住笑容。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaw4l4DhiA1
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「對不起。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPND6sY8ikr
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「嗯。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62E0Rtj7i1
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尷尬的沉默持續了一陣子，我提起別的話題，兩人像沒事一樣繼續聊天，但我覺得已經有什麼地方不對了。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRUstL6qci
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回家後，我沒有繼續再思考這件事。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlixadSf1S
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隔了幾天卻有新的超展開。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybW6C7nEtM
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「欸，跟妳一起去看花燈的男生是不是這個？」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIG4cEa0QDh
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黑兔子傳來一封訊息，附上一張手機截圖。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfXcjXdlZT
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那是另一個交友軟體，但照片和名字都是阿德利。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lDp9060tA
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「對啊。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPgyqIjE5A
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「他加我好友耶。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOJUz7YkJx
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「嗯，妳加啊，我跟他只是朋友。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3z76m158S
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「我知道，所以我加了，然後我想讓妳看一下我們的對話。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3XLiDyAaX
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她連著傳來好幾張對話截圖。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvo6VChLq6u
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阿德利才剛認識黑兔子，馬上說了他失戀的事情。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHCvUVpgOH
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不過，看起來是另一個故事。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jnkvfzVaX
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「女友劈腿，跟自己的朋友在一起，同時被女友和朋友背叛，心很痛，想要尋求慰藉。」大概是這樣的故事。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUp1FM1Gkb
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女友的年紀及個性等等，也和我知道的不同。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kOBhCE9Mt
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「他是有幾個女友啊？」黑兔子問。
阿德利的事情，我也和她說過。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGNIJm5lWN
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「我不知道。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveFE1mxLLz
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「看起來是專門在網路上假裝失戀打苦情牌耶。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuBOs2Kam3
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「應該是。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtvGrIBtO2
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當下，我只覺得很失望。
因為我真的把他當朋友，還很認真的為他抱不平，也真心希望他能夠從情傷走出來，即便當時的我也處於痛苦中。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsBLgRH2oi
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但又是一個該死的騙子。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFo9NB7Csc
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我沒有戳破他，只是不再理他。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSPz5SVtap
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某天他突然又傳訊息來。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXE2weronMf
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「自從上次一起去燈會，妳就不太理我了，是因為我跟妳開玩笑嗎？抱歉，當時我心情不好，因為想到她，我覺得妳或許可以代替她陪著我，才會…」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYV738BrAz
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我翻了個大白眼，沒有回覆。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kQVwy51Yx
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阿德利玩兩個不同的交友軟體，使用「附近的人」這功能，偏偏，他的家在我公司附近，而他的公司在黑兔子家附近。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqArcB76uA
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人，真的不能做壞事。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Zq4U3Umnh
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附註：阿德利也是企鵝的一種品種，同樣是有偷吃案例的企鵝。
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