「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1kIRzgPVJ
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3MStymsRi
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「我想和妳上床。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrvz4U5id0
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVggUCqbocq
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbY0jF6AYpN
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfw58FnIPiw
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzUxos4L8w
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1hBaHt7gz
528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbX9BCVHU4
「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVp1r95a3Da
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdsUWZTZRV
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「你女朋友呢？」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0GiCtkiFn
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「哪一個？」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2d4xL3eMP
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjK6Z9erNv
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「兩個。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1VCZei4DM
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdU2pw2cZFm
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYn8oMpAb0
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvVzgWyUqz
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「對。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4AFAOhnfL
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnr6D0yOK0L
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLO0iUAsuH
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtKhAzDVKS
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgyfQaK3tG
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6fXFnTFu6
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zgGyC09Ov
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthB83jtWFr
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuPTbbjsPO
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53EQzbegFI
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgNs2t4q3w
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FRetwKr0A
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「你真的很有事……」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjz1DXlpkbG
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「所以妳願意嗎？」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9YpR2fQgC
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa57zr01U4o
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「嗯。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lRweHgL7B
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapc4GpFzVX
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMQZ6ChOT6
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5XAqNT5qB
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvj5RglHvB
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDwkZU6Lcp
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「也可以這麼說。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaAN3MmRfO
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjptHkRvZt
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nfi4S8fOv
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「走吧！」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdOSZjxPLS
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「走去哪！？」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBVwGSHpFS
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpf98rlKbcM
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「我要回家！」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYp8Hi4F3JF
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「嗯。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDNh5I7Dv4
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtC4rl4GGS
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPq2gVXVSWx
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「…………」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPE9r3zZiT
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「我想和妳528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUparq40RN
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」528Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzoWz56cuW
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待續。
