「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCniH3MKO0
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnsgdicfDo
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「我想和妳上床。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvPaRRYkJi
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiobPDb89mh
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCT9vlj0NO
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVhAkrjFaW
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAAaWxthF1
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPW3InwhSOi
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPkbhtT3Kq
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjsfa91Boe
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「你女朋友呢？」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRzx5kc07E
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「哪一個？」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLrMX26g5o
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKSSbyX9bh
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「兩個。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUqoyZDHQe
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKGqmj7YqE
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Z1cWNlgeS
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gWn9nmtQd
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「對。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilQmRxfrp8
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQ9Zb47L0b
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvDfvIJwIq
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYF75v1P3tl
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6ghDQQ3S5
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbmGPBhoby
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPPoXj5crF
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KrDfoqlNC
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ymJYNKAI0
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeOGdhP3DT
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOEyCwjjAB
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wb6EBQ3M6
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「你真的很有事……」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplU1A9MOIf
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「所以妳願意嗎？」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWDPuq2paz
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLx1kUIxObq
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「嗯。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWIjKI1jLp
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgUrCmirMm
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKeeC89p21
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0mvn7jbPb
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhX30BQ2w4x
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujXW7SRuZB
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「也可以這麼說。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYw1sfB7mAN
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpN3TZxrmx9
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvTVDTnQoV
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「走吧！」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnd6YdmHwlB
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「走去哪！？」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkP089NS0f
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbsFvCB3En
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「我要回家！」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwxr9JokLU
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「嗯。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuAlVPJwS3
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWwT3y5sU3
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4aekl6XkN
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkgwD8eMR4
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待續。
