「我想和妳上床。」
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那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
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「我想和妳上床。」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUw9GVZ9JB
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGGhOZioBv
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Va8be3CJe
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWmrk8wwya
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lc0HoUpDo
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgirjUs3iE
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7ZbFuUbJB
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCoICQZLWz
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「你女朋友呢？」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1t55V0iZj
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「哪一個？」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHs3Uh2f7q
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKhW4j6Zi4
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「兩個。」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rfo42zr2m
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSZecqGQSM
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDczREFENj
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKH184tLfyt
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「對。」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7x9DlfVAy7
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPiO7m3XWq
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YKICQxAVT
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9Zfn03sv4
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJJj2RsSAU
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjTQC0FsCP
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5t80XbwpXA
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMUgWessXr
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4caIENwV7V
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrPhUl9rpz
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGz9azhyHPl
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHuJVG3p7o
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「你真的很有事……」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcK9A02KDI
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「所以妳願意嗎？」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uh3pB9vmj
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOj1i7vMyDF
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「嗯。」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySDIhfkCAW
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMjXpmUwZM
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QilSQ9oV1
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YkHFe7ZWH
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RcXs68wBV
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWIri6rvzk
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「也可以這麼說。」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQgp4Ost3I
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUTWICmR9Y
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這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3AUlZTRpA
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「走吧！」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6Fcz85k1g
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「走去哪！？」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQ5cWtJ1QH
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypNsLamwCP
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「我要回家！」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPkijo7IeL
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「嗯。」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFXreNRBd7
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOlCgeg91U
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuTu5A5Bqn
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」529Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinQDf8hXK5
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待續。
