企鵝，是一夫一妻制的動物，聽起來很棒，但仍有例外。
世界上最小的企鵝品種「小藍企鵝」，就是最佳的不忠誠代表。
牠們總是會在保護著自己老婆的同時，對別隻企鵝的老婆流口水。
所以母企鵝生出來的小企鵝常常不知道是不是爸爸的種。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzK2CVdKXjz
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【番外篇：一起去燈會的阿德利】429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOfEk4sQ3A
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故事的主角是第16篇出現的，一起去看燈會的朋友，就叫他阿德利吧。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQjxZ5T367
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阿德利是我在交友軟體認識的，那個時候我正在假裝自己很快樂。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9axuFueLC
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我總是在跟阿德利聊天時搞笑，要不然就是嗆他，他也會立刻反嗆回來。
我們幾乎天天在說話，但很少有什麼對話是有意義的。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNYdLY0f3H
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我說「蝦子為什麼要有殼，麻煩。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ow5XJNmDC
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他回「老闆又在碎念。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XKdoKvRNx
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我再回「蝦仁沒殼但是很難吃。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJl8DRV9xQ
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他又回「我姐叫我去租DVD。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUhmzDsKC2
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有時候我們只是這樣自顧自的說話。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcOiMuJSul
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「我剛看到一隻狗。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWK27G7Qiv
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長得很像你。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkze7EBbCKJ
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「靠。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohRpKafVkv
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我昨天也看到一隻豬像妳。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg74hs7oRVF
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有時候我們就是會這樣故意嗆對方。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tLm9TGVUJ
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某天，他不太對勁。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Zbo47lqjF
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就在我又打了什麼沒意義的話之後，他反常的回「嗯，妳吃過飯了嗎？」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjb4xdn5jB5
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我抬頭看看時鐘，中午，他上班的休息時間。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoGSlww891
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「還沒。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdmJ82WzVM
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「要陪我吃中飯嗎？」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1rXYV7pqU
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「好啊。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXC3rGcKaG
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我們就見面了。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAm40auaKhF
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阿德利和我吃飯時只是不停地說「妳本人跟網路上一樣好笑，腦袋都在裝什麼？整天說一些白痴的事情…」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pltfWBTRB
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吃完飯，他送我回家，下車前，我問「發生什麼事了嗎？」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5wHalm7tU
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他握著方向盤，沒看我。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaOwLu020w
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「她交男朋友了。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSg3VzfKVXx
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「誰？」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOTO5H6LbY
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「前女友。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWw7q5dgCH
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「嗯。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrRuFD90hR
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他繼續沉默。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XvX9x4Vd0
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「那我回去了，你想跟我說的話，我今天在線上不會嗆你，也不開玩笑。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLtvzTFrzI
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說完，我就開門下車。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq260exAdS4
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當天晚上，他說了他的故事，他還沒忘記前女友，而前女友早已將他拋下，自顧自的談起新的戀愛。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eioQ84h7T
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分手的原因，是女孩和別的男生搞曖昧。但分手後，女孩仍將他當成好用的工具人，沒有完全離開他的生活。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AYV3tgBX4
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也許是一種同病相憐的感覺，又或是移情作用，把他和自己的遭遇某些部份重疊了，那天晚上我很生氣，覺得為什麼比較傻的人都得被欺負。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKa9qOBm95
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那種同仇敵愾的感覺，讓我把阿德利當成很好的朋友(或戰友)，過了幾天，我也把張先生的事情毫無保留地告訴了他。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIi1icgfAAx
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然後，我們那些沒意義的對話開始改變，大多時間，我們在訴說心情跟為彼此打氣，希望對方早日離開現狀。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaTkGXNyyF
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「我要去中部出差，想順便去看燈會，妳要不要跟我一起去？」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9nNSDjANe
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「要。」
我回得很快，因為我實在需要透氣。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXp7XlfQsl
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阿德利去見客戶的時候，我在車上等他，等著等著就睡著了。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDJo1hFDSs
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模模糊糊中，有人在摸我的臉。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAp5lxQT8PN
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我張開眼睛，阿德利已經回到車上，正在把我的頭髮勾到耳後。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFF8wqdH9v
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我彈起來。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkltBiHO5n
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「幹嘛！」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1O49zBGZi
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然後馬上覺得自己喊得太大聲。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTf3ijULB4V
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「妳頭髮都掉到臉上了，等下口水沾到頭髮。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwi5dvGC0iX
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「我哪有流口水！」
一邊說，我一邊摸嘴角檢查。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorHxUL5Xse
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈…」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuanYKIQsLC
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「笑屁啊。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlNhWBbfGk
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「妳也是有可愛的時候嘛。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtf2aXpteeP
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「………」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHd6EG1J1lK
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「剛剛睡覺的時候很正啊，我差點就親下去了，結果妳一起來就這麼吵。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ysW9YQFMg
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「………」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47Zh4CioYH
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我皺起眉頭，所以他剛剛真的有摸我的臉。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzxTTs3ada
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「幹嘛不講話？害羞喔？」他還在笑。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGztos3kLl5
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「阿德利。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBji13Fov9O
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「嗯？」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2jiV91QoU
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「你開的玩笑不好笑，這樣會讓人覺得你很輕浮，而且我也沒有在跟你搞曖昧，這樣不好。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOiiywSJiA
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他突然止住笑容。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXth6HfOEr
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「對不起。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7k2Jug2sv
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「嗯。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmvOKN6Fns
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尷尬的沉默持續了一陣子，我提起別的話題，兩人像沒事一樣繼續聊天，但我覺得已經有什麼地方不對了。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteYdVSI2yW
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回家後，我沒有繼續再思考這件事。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJufG6cKSu
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隔了幾天卻有新的超展開。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uxpifJ7nQ
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「欸，跟妳一起去看花燈的男生是不是這個？」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdqEzPm0Iq
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黑兔子傳來一封訊息，附上一張手機截圖。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuhgdOSEmc
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那是另一個交友軟體，但照片和名字都是阿德利。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynnCklcfat
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「對啊。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5JmFnLRSd
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「他加我好友耶。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikN1a1keHp
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「嗯，妳加啊，我跟他只是朋友。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAanRd7Iuzf
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「我知道，所以我加了，然後我想讓妳看一下我們的對話。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwK8z4ToEIT
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她連著傳來好幾張對話截圖。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCb9ubbg7R
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阿德利才剛認識黑兔子，馬上說了他失戀的事情。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4t08LT5HiQ
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不過，看起來是另一個故事。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfgOcxiqqM
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「女友劈腿，跟自己的朋友在一起，同時被女友和朋友背叛，心很痛，想要尋求慰藉。」大概是這樣的故事。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFusUyNzszy
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女友的年紀及個性等等，也和我知道的不同。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUG9CilOHC
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「他是有幾個女友啊？」黑兔子問。
阿德利的事情，我也和她說過。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0yCnFjT64
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「我不知道。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmvdZPR8zi
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「看起來是專門在網路上假裝失戀打苦情牌耶。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREcrsgqMyu
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「應該是。」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0Sas86w1d
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當下，我只覺得很失望。
因為我真的把他當朋友，還很認真的為他抱不平，也真心希望他能夠從情傷走出來，即便當時的我也處於痛苦中。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFMwXdwX0Q
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但又是一個該死的騙子。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoOQByBmZ0
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我沒有戳破他，只是不再理他。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrgsxuITNb
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某天他突然又傳訊息來。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyo8ldSnGPM
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「自從上次一起去燈會，妳就不太理我了，是因為我跟妳開玩笑嗎？抱歉，當時我心情不好，因為想到她，我覺得妳或許可以代替她陪著我，才會…」429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliDHsTWIXq
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我翻了個大白眼，沒有回覆。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPGmpSVpEO
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阿德利玩兩個不同的交友軟體，使用「附近的人」這功能，偏偏，他的家在我公司附近，而他的公司在黑兔子家附近。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDhpxfRbBs
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人，真的不能做壞事。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9QG6Xe0LD2
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完。429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnO3dHgvcsD
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附註：阿德利也是企鵝的一種品種，同樣是有偷吃案例的企鵝。
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