企鵝，是一夫一妻制的動物，聽起來很棒，但仍有例外。
世界上最小的企鵝品種「小藍企鵝」，就是最佳的不忠誠代表。
牠們總是會在保護著自己老婆的同時，對別隻企鵝的老婆流口水。
所以母企鵝生出來的小企鵝常常不知道是不是爸爸的種。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCl2UJYYyN
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【番外篇：一起去燈會的阿德利】417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8uaSze3qH
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故事的主角是第16篇出現的，一起去看燈會的朋友，就叫他阿德利吧。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56WPHflIR7
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阿德利是我在交友軟體認識的，那個時候我正在假裝自己很快樂。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcSX0lscwl
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我總是在跟阿德利聊天時搞笑，要不然就是嗆他，他也會立刻反嗆回來。
我們幾乎天天在說話，但很少有什麼對話是有意義的。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUb29NPmXU
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我說「蝦子為什麼要有殼，麻煩。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHyp3ndoWm
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他回「老闆又在碎念。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJa70IqOQE
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我再回「蝦仁沒殼但是很難吃。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5n4aVqidE
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他又回「我姐叫我去租DVD。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIAAy6MUrK
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有時候我們只是這樣自顧自的說話。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEt0210xyk0
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「我剛看到一隻狗。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlLUi2Lxm0
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長得很像你。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMsFaGFFUY
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「靠。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1VoDZZTrn
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我昨天也看到一隻豬像妳。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhDl7NEN0p
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有時候我們就是會這樣故意嗆對方。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcwgVNe0A1
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某天，他不太對勁。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1nB3fkCZO
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就在我又打了什麼沒意義的話之後，他反常的回「嗯，妳吃過飯了嗎？」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOBZmp4qOs
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我抬頭看看時鐘，中午，他上班的休息時間。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3d9WJnOPO
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「還沒。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BxYrjFXkW
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「要陪我吃中飯嗎？」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskfZNzvX2K
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「好啊。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2cDIBveQW
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我們就見面了。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiD3cFnA1mD
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阿德利和我吃飯時只是不停地說「妳本人跟網路上一樣好笑，腦袋都在裝什麼？整天說一些白痴的事情…」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoa7kkZmfi
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吃完飯，他送我回家，下車前，我問「發生什麼事了嗎？」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7s2iNCMrr
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他握著方向盤，沒看我。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lMQ4FZhDk
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「她交男朋友了。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4cQAZNhTk
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「誰？」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIw5ySTbr2
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「前女友。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXilvGLS50
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「嗯。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGE8J33bxDz
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他繼續沉默。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhutw6vuuz
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「那我回去了，你想跟我說的話，我今天在線上不會嗆你，也不開玩笑。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBwGaQhgSC
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說完，我就開門下車。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7eSbc3pUE
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當天晚上，他說了他的故事，他還沒忘記前女友，而前女友早已將他拋下，自顧自的談起新的戀愛。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiG5rCLJJBB
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分手的原因，是女孩和別的男生搞曖昧。但分手後，女孩仍將他當成好用的工具人，沒有完全離開他的生活。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPJvA4pu0k
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也許是一種同病相憐的感覺，又或是移情作用，把他和自己的遭遇某些部份重疊了，那天晚上我很生氣，覺得為什麼比較傻的人都得被欺負。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6f0TD6yR3W
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那種同仇敵愾的感覺，讓我把阿德利當成很好的朋友(或戰友)，過了幾天，我也把張先生的事情毫無保留地告訴了他。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9UAYebrh2
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然後，我們那些沒意義的對話開始改變，大多時間，我們在訴說心情跟為彼此打氣，希望對方早日離開現狀。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrNTFM4kkL
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「我要去中部出差，想順便去看燈會，妳要不要跟我一起去？」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOB48B9b9aB
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「要。」
我回得很快，因為我實在需要透氣。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1loZ7YQio
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阿德利去見客戶的時候，我在車上等他，等著等著就睡著了。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MTpwLU2v0
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模模糊糊中，有人在摸我的臉。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZtlWEwhy4
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我張開眼睛，阿德利已經回到車上，正在把我的頭髮勾到耳後。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ217vQe7Aph
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我彈起來。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJO457TrAFv
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「幹嘛！」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ki7JplGqs
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然後馬上覺得自己喊得太大聲。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87QrRLcIzX
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「妳頭髮都掉到臉上了，等下口水沾到頭髮。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHJv3fBdpU
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「我哪有流口水！」
一邊說，我一邊摸嘴角檢查。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpCcJQ3amx
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈…」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiB6J54I8fY
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「笑屁啊。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdOLIztXSy
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「妳也是有可愛的時候嘛。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikg1Ge4NUv
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「………」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64C9YNdtEe
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「剛剛睡覺的時候很正啊，我差點就親下去了，結果妳一起來就這麼吵。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplOVJm2V1m
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「………」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJWbkLKMEh
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我皺起眉頭，所以他剛剛真的有摸我的臉。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtedTxewcS5
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「幹嘛不講話？害羞喔？」他還在笑。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnfzGPAG78
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「阿德利。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvc92b6EeFv
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「嗯？」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnH8pT86Fae
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「你開的玩笑不好笑，這樣會讓人覺得你很輕浮，而且我也沒有在跟你搞曖昧，這樣不好。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTSJRFg21n
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他突然止住笑容。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEjAJU6To6
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「對不起。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFigaV9wFPX
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「嗯。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxYAhiduiF
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尷尬的沉默持續了一陣子，我提起別的話題，兩人像沒事一樣繼續聊天，但我覺得已經有什麼地方不對了。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBdNetCzJq
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回家後，我沒有繼續再思考這件事。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyH5FO9kbGE
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隔了幾天卻有新的超展開。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMN0ULNyfc
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「欸，跟妳一起去看花燈的男生是不是這個？」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84kwktDBwx
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黑兔子傳來一封訊息，附上一張手機截圖。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYyw4XIWpC
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那是另一個交友軟體，但照片和名字都是阿德利。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWes8YPkJum
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「對啊。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykFbjAEQos
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「他加我好友耶。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WSyc9Cvuo
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「嗯，妳加啊，我跟他只是朋友。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ach75IZJp
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「我知道，所以我加了，然後我想讓妳看一下我們的對話。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDxOvoB3Cx
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她連著傳來好幾張對話截圖。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkMWytnVJR
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阿德利才剛認識黑兔子，馬上說了他失戀的事情。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnL184KvsQ
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不過，看起來是另一個故事。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaThG3ynUdA
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「女友劈腿，跟自己的朋友在一起，同時被女友和朋友背叛，心很痛，想要尋求慰藉。」大概是這樣的故事。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnOX0HGbkE
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女友的年紀及個性等等，也和我知道的不同。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTj6IVrMTX
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「他是有幾個女友啊？」黑兔子問。
阿德利的事情，我也和她說過。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopQamNOSR7
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「我不知道。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV17PIRw5vz
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「看起來是專門在網路上假裝失戀打苦情牌耶。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQCTMt4FDd
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「應該是。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwfwzyjAOr
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當下，我只覺得很失望。
因為我真的把他當朋友，還很認真的為他抱不平，也真心希望他能夠從情傷走出來，即便當時的我也處於痛苦中。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KmLYpDyJ7
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但又是一個該死的騙子。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VNIdTx0An
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我沒有戳破他，只是不再理他。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6N16AwnkNj
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某天他突然又傳訊息來。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIncso2Lb4
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「自從上次一起去燈會，妳就不太理我了，是因為我跟妳開玩笑嗎？抱歉，當時我心情不好，因為想到她，我覺得妳或許可以代替她陪著我，才會…」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSWxdVXKzX
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我翻了個大白眼，沒有回覆。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNn4wOBeWoy
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阿德利玩兩個不同的交友軟體，使用「附近的人」這功能，偏偏，他的家在我公司附近，而他的公司在黑兔子家附近。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvS0PiYRos6
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人，真的不能做壞事。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2C94seLET
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附註：阿德利也是企鵝的一種品種，同樣是有偷吃案例的企鵝。
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