宜家客人越見越靜,我就心噏到流緊眼水,伯母鬼就搓手念佛,帶仔探親探到咁,我都唔知對客人剃頭有乜幫助。209Please respect copyright.PENANAzrsHix9t98
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我收拾心情,手背抹下剩返幾滴眼水,客人成個紙巾盒遞來我面前,我本身自己有包紙巾仔,就拎出嚟用,無接到佢盒紙,但又發現我唔接佢就唔放低手。
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「有人喊就要俾紙巾啦!做個乖仔啦!」客人咁堅持,我唯有都拎返張。
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「菩薩唔好介意!我個仔有病架!」伯母鬼用語重心長的語氣咁講,我立即睥住佢,佢先知自己講錯野嘢,又繼續合眼念佛。
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咁我明點解客人成日提自己有病,點解啲老母咁鍾意人前踩自己仔女,其實伯母自己都應該睇吓精神科醫生,不過如果斬伯母把劍係大路飛劍,大概內裡都無咗靈魂,心中有點應佢都無用之感,就莫講過開口責怪了。
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無論係就住真伯母真係被斬嘅事實,定鬼伯母講野鬼咁難聽,茶几壺馬騮搣我真係飲唔落,我覺得再坐都對客人無益,不如眼唔見為乾淨,但一切都應該要客人做決定,始終佢係我隻鬼,我開口,佢就屈服,我唔要咁,於是問:「咁你想唔想走?」
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「我未叫媽媽唔好傷心啦!」客人咁講。「我地去搵呀媽啦!」
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我一時轉彎慢,聽唔明。「但係⋯⋯佢唔係鬼咩?」
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「哎呀!我呀媽嘅元神仲係本身個頭度架嘛!」
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我聽畢腦袋靈光一閃,想起我們一出𨋢時劍俠清潔姐姐在地上捽散的血路,會不會那就是伯母被拖屍的血?屌,會唔會係我把玻璃劍飛過來殺人?唉,我無心做吳王報仇架喎!
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這下我更覺得對客人有愧,連將這懷疑講出口都爭咁道勇氣:「欸⋯⋯其實會唔會⋯⋯因為我把玻璃劍⋯⋯即係⋯⋯我把劍斬死咗你媽媽?」
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「哎呀!地獄劍斬人無鬼架!同埋『放劍唔一定殺人嘅,有青絲睇住架嘛。』,你斬人,師傅話有青絲睇住啦!雖然我唔知咩係青絲啦!」
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客人唔明,呢時我卻又明明地,本身那時師傅講青絲我都不知是甚麼,不過諗返師傅前後對過鉸剪獅子念兩次「白象鼻,青獅頭,上垂嫋嫋青絲蘿。」細蚊仔劍俠又講過文殊青獅劍,我都大概估青絲是獅兄的別名,獅兄唔鍾意我,相信一定睇到我實一實,咁就一定不是我的劍斬到人了。
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但我一點都沒有如釋重負:「不過咁⋯⋯會唔會係我把劍提示遺民郁手殺人?」
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「我係你隻鬼,我唔會嬲你啦!」
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客人有心唔對嘴,直接講自己唔會嬲,傻都Get到佢咩心情,我心不安:「但如果你唔係我隻鬼呢?」
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「我係你隻鬼,我唔會嬲你啦!我呢世要做個好人啦!」
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「唉!我⋯⋯對唔住。」
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客人揞住耳仔,兩秒都無垂返低手,戴返好膠袋,又揞多次耳仔,才講:「我未叫媽媽唔好傷心啦!我地去搵呀媽啦!」
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客人都主動轉移話題,我顧住自己個心好過再糾纏就太自私:「我估你媽媽係同層另一邊單位,我地行過去?」
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「我地行過去?」客人覆述一次我的話,第一次用手拖住我,說道:「我地行過去啦!」
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我有一刻覺得自己拖緊個親生細佬咁,吳王同干將的確係世仇,但我真係好想客人可以去得安安落落。
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呢時伯母鬼又發作,佢念佛咦咦哦哦,我早當成背景聲音,但佢偏要一哭二鬧乞我憎:「哎呀!你真係嚟討債㗎!係咪真係要搞到我不得好死?」
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可怒也!聽到我火遮眼,自己都不知算不算吳王上身!我的嘴不由自主,狠毒地說:「死多次唔爭在啦咁伯母!」說時我拋起玻璃劍,點知客人蒙住眼都出手快狠準,左手一下將玻璃劍拍回我手心。
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「我唔係想阻住你啦!有青絲睇住架嘛!我唔知咩係青絲,唔知我保唔保護到你啦!」
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嘩真險,一陣師弟曳曳,獅兄咬咬,我又唔知俾佢瞬間轉移去邊。
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