講完典故，返返來師傅剃眼，那時的我仍未知上述典故，亦未見識過刀鋒洗眼，只見師傅將剃刀大師兄隊入客人眼窩撩下撩下，嚇到鼻哥無肉，擘大個口，佩服師傅手定，又佩服客人鎮靜，竟然如常同師傅吹水，十分痴線。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5xKMYPpzx
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客人講句，無頭無尾，得師傅明、客人明、同偷步聽過剃眼典故的你們會明，對當時的我而言，卻只有滿頭黑人問號：「人地估我以前都係文殊徒弟，同過人剃眉頭眼額啦！但後來失咗憶啫！」221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcU4oIqlFcR
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師傅一邊同客人剃眼瞼，講嘢仍然郁身郁勢，串到十足，但手上刀鋒來回又絕無有怕差錯：「人地啫係邊個啊！你班良師益友啊？蟲蟲特工隊啊！」聽到師傅咁舊嘅戲名攞嚟講，我雞皮都有少少起咗。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjYeO6a6Gy
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「唔係益友啊！唔係蟲蟲啊！真係吖！我地係師子蟲啊！我今世做好人啦！唔報仇架啦！」221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWUZWnOcL0
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「嘩，痛改前非咁款啵！堅唔堅先！」221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnlBbkniLX
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「除非佢地搞我個朋友啦！一樣還一樣啦！菩薩怪我執著係咪？」221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPUdmBp4Jd
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「既然你世世都話你個朋友緊要，你自己衡量喇！」221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCA5IufDmN4
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「自己衡量喇！邊個害莫邪！我就做返干將啦！吳王世世都要害我朋友，我就做返干將啦！」一聽吳王大名，我由聽唔明遊緊魂立即又打醒精神，只是這時客人開始用呼氣聲量重複講「自己衡量喇」「我就做返干將啦」兩句，直到師傅拎客人一條頭髮通埋佢淚管，都沒有再講其他說話了。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOIa08exJF
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佢頭先就已經好緊張佢朋友，我把玻璃劍一飛走，佢就神經緊張，聽佢講個朋友似叫做莫邪，客人作為干將轉世，說不定關乎宿世情份，無奈事實上我是吳王轉世，我也不想做衰人，當然拍拍心口，主動應承道：「我應承你，唔會害你朋友架！」221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sfgWKnKK9
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客人剃完眼，一對眼仔睩睩，濕潤得像是剝皮提子，加上他本身靚仔，望住我時十足電視眼藥水廣告，「哦！」他一句答我，眼淚咇出了一滴又一滴，真不知道是剃完眼水汪汪還是流馬尿了。221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbZXYitfEc
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他從理髮櫈上落地，用校服短袖索索眼水，又說句：「咁我地就係益友啦！」221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPrIXbQQLd
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我聽到心頭一暖，接過師傅白膠袋，拍拍他膊頭，等他看清楚我手中物，點頭確認準備好，我才開始為他笠頭。趁未遮住耳仔，我鄭重講句：「以前咁多世因怨，複雜到我唔識，但你肯接納我做朋友，多謝你大人有大量。」221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoki6JcTIcn
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「係益友啊！唔係普通朋友咁簡單，我對你好，你對我好！」221Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqRnSLPnSJ
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我會心一笑，「好啦！益友，係咪出發探伯母啦，你地住邊？洗唔洗坐的士？」
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