前一刻我見到客人的頭滾落地面，而客人無頭的手卻會舉起合十，荒誕到極，但下一刻我將會見到的事物更是難以理解，為免各位朋友像當時的我一樣迷惘，我還是先解釋一些劍俠的事。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAXkrEO2mR
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劍俠的剃頭，唔係飛把劍出去殺人咁簡單，聲先劍後人方至，落地開眼見劍俠，被劈的人會先聽到劍俠講嘢，然後就會被飛劍斬甩個頭，到人頭落地打開眼，這時才見得到劍俠的樣貌，描述起來像是拍戲特技，但在劍俠的世界中是千真萬確的實際經驗。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtag91Tz0x3
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有時劍俠擲劍，都怕自己點錯相，所以斬人前偶爾會呼喚一句對方名字，如果對方回頭，那就是飛劍瞄對人了，如果對方沒有反應，那就收劍返歸。所以舊時起就流傳一種講法，話半夜聽到人叫你名時唔準回頭，我自己學劍之後都養成呢種忌諱，你話我細膽都咁話，但我無迷信。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7meg7LKWbq
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不過劍俠斬人嘅離奇現象我仲未講完，劍俠唔止把劍曉飛，斬完頭就算，劍俠殺人係唔洗負責的。但你又唔好諗到差佬有乜能力捉到劍俠咁遠，其實劍俠殺完人，呢個世界有無人意識到件事發生過都成問題。我舉個例子你聽，我通常都係咁樣向人解釋劍俠嘅剃頭概念。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptgF7Momyv
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如果世界上有一百個人，劍俠飛劍殺咗人，咁世上仲有幾多個人？527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmhiUtDsll
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減一加一，一百個，無多無少。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3wIaIIllW
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劍俠每斬一個人，呢個世界就會變多一個人取代佢，劍俠自己都唔知呢個人邊度嚟，就好似劍僧道生入水剃自己頭，轉個頭水入面又會走出一個假道生，呢個無中生有嘅身體得個空殼，入面是沒有元神的，所以點頭石裡面的千鬼才得以借殼轉生。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTozLgsAXP
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其實一直都有行家想搞明白多出個人係邊度嚟，當中有啲劍俠係歐洲鬼佬，好多仲係科學家，剛才係醫院見過的心師Raydon，就同西人學過劍術，所以同時係劍俠同時係心師，不過呢啲枝節同故事氣氛似乎唔太夾，有機會再講多啲。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelNsMar62B
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呢一種無元神嘅軀殼係華人劍俠之間流傳住好多稱呼，全部都有個鬼字跟尾，最正統叫法是替死鬼，照字直譯，就是一隻代替死者的鬼。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCzMAH5nVP
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一些無嚟正經的劍俠又會笑稱之為攝青鬼，因為如果你留意住呢個軀殼會係邊度出現，佢就偏偏唔出現，但到你一唔留神，佢就會出現嚇你一驚。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzji5orM7W7
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對於師傅來說，鍾意點叫唔洗解釋咁多，一句就叫屎忽鬼，俾我就叫唔慣啦。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYYZZxoIJ5
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就像現在這刻，客人的替死鬼就推門而入了，唉，替死鬼都唔夠順耳，我都是叫返客人吧，俾啲尊重。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwx10s68Kfs
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「叮噹叮噹」我剛見住客人人頭落地，剃刀降回我手，滴血不染，下一刻就有一個與客人五觀體型長得一模一樣的人推門而入，我驚到腳震。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7MbPhek2i
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客人似乎血氣暢通，臉色紅潤，沒有了紫藍顏色，原來都幾鬼死靚仔，但佢笑咪咪望住我，唔知想點。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CVDYnswgP
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「師傅咁啫係點？」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamWHP4y4xL
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「你頭先一刀斬咗𡃁仔個頭，佢咪變鬼返嚟搵你報仇囉！」師傅再嚇我，明顯不是認真講，但我聽得個心唔舒服。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGO5yPm0TEM
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「吓！師傅，你叫我唸咒語幫佢剃頭架嘛！同埋佢本身唔係死咗啦咩，咩變鬼搵我報仇！」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhO8yw5jUj
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「哎呀，我變咩鬼搵人報仇啊，師傅你唔好把口咁臭啦！」客人講野不看僧面也不看佛面，百無禁忌，然後又向我解釋：「叔叔，我叫文殊師傅幫我剃頭，係因為我唔想再投胎啦，係呢個世界生存好辛苦，飛髮執靚條屍又點，我一係投胎做返人，一係變返做一條魚，好谷氣！」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1HPyTmt8S
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師傅這時可能見我太氣餒，少少心軟，就第一次為我講解文殊剃頭的意思。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHy84zcbdEi
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他指住地上客人的舊人頭，又指一下重新出現的客人，慢慢說道：「劍俠剃頭一刀劈埋去，原地身體就身首異處，之後就會唔知邊度走出一個一樣樣嘅屎忽鬼，代替被斬嘅人繼續生活，呢隻屎忽鬼會好聽劍俠話，仲好撚忠心，你睇吓，頭先就嗱嗱聲幫你駁嘴出氣啦。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgj0Kauh4UI
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至於原來個人嘅元神，就會留係甩落地個頭度，個頭腐爛咗，元神就會投胎，下世再搵返劍俠報仇，所以識飛劍都唔能夠亂鳩咁射人架，以前有個吳王闔閭，佢飛劍斬死咗好多人，於是還到佢宜家都未還完。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7YIhq2wAv2
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我聽完明咁啲，更覺得冤枉：「但我要佢個聽話替身嚟做乜先得架！宜家佢個元神咪會投胎找我晦氣！」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgum3EYkyMy
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「用閻摩降剃頭又唔同喎，你剃出一個屎忽鬼出嚟，然後誠心發願想佢解脫苦難，屎忽鬼就會去做和尚，和尚死咗之後，本身無元神，自然無投胎，化為烏有，一乾二淨。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwovUk6n8Eh
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至於佢本身收埋頭入面個元神，由你許願果刻起就超度咗，同樣化為烏有，一乾二淨，都係唔洗投胎。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDzxwtb2Lf
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劍俠剃頭會有人死，算殺人，文殊剃頭如燈滅，唔算殺人。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDxQ3eVmQQ
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我開始好似聽得明，又有啲位唔明。諗返起道生，佢前世係吳王闔閭，一千隻鬼就要搵佢報仇，佢想解怨，殺身成仁，剃完自己頭，替身就俾一千隻鬼用咗去，最終都不過化解咗一隻鬼嘅仇怨咁多。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyELfja85FQ
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但佢唔係文殊，用飛劍剃完自己個頭，咁佢頭入面個元神投胎之後又會搵邊個報仇？527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJheL3W3QMD
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我唔想講怨怨相報何時了呢啲廢話，其實咩前世今生，得個講字，我都唔知我前世係咩，你又知唔知你前世係點，得罪過咩人，又有咩人得罪過你？點解要有報應先，件事離譜到不得之了。
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