我把剃刀插入門縫,咔嚓一聲,門就自動解鎖,我拉開門,見客人的身體正躺在一張金屬檯上等待著,他依然笠住膠袋,我見到就炆憎。315Please respect copyright.PENANA8l4ZVRlaxX
315Please respect copyright.PENANA1InedERUuI
想到師傅叫我拋刀歸還,舞刀弄槍容乜易𠝹親,安全起見我把刀摺好才輕力試拋,我肯定輕力至極,刀也才離手一兩厘米,沒想到刀太好彈力,我拋得出接不住,這下真是蕩刀了,我戇居居地拋下舞下,一個跣手,刀突然就不知飛了去邊。315Please respect copyright.PENANAEaiPurs5Fn
315Please respect copyright.PENANAG8yNMi3nkR
我唯有安慰自己,師傅一定是把刀收回了。315Please respect copyright.PENANAi5bsellia9
315Please respect copyright.PENANA7HWWyHnE4Q
「哥仔你點開到門嘅?」這時客人出聲問,在我推門的時候腰間傾鈴哐啷,所以客人看不見事物也知道是我。315Please respect copyright.PENANAiOMGWBnKJ0
315Please respect copyright.PENANAfjmxOJySuj
「你無鎖好。」我亂答,然後又問他:「你就咁樣瞓到聽日,之後就會俾人認架啦?」315Please respect copyright.PENANAMhaMPz7ZfF
315Please respect copyright.PENANARgfj1U77Ry
客人坐起身,兩手扶住檯邊:「到我臨俾普通人認果陣,我就會變返正常情況,師傅話我係光脫脫,我估連衫都會自己消失掛。係呢,阿慧走咗啦咩?」315Please respect copyright.PENANAFMZvUiMWZ9
315Please respect copyright.PENANAell9fiNGrd
我轉個頭,阿慧剛好伸頭探進來,了哥也同時飛進來了,可能因為剛剛才發過我爛渣,就沒有再企上我的肩膀,牠跳上另一張同樣瞓了人的檯,以往我會忌這些不吉利的事物,現在我的角色不同,心態也不同了,見到一邊有人瞓緊都不會大吉利事,而阿慧明顯有點驚,遲遲不走進來。315Please respect copyright.PENANAihrFJYP6JU
315Please respect copyright.PENANAgC7EIn61Ll
「阿慧其實係門口度,你會唔會想親眼見佢?」我雖然氣在心頭,但未至於要陰客人一鑊,所以無呃無氹,講到明阿慧在場。315Please respect copyright.PENANAne2dKulAtd
315Please respect copyright.PENANA157cnEOhJq
「嘿。哥仔我知你想做咩⋯⋯」客人無奈聳肩,講解我不知的事。「但一除咗膠袋,我就會變返瞓係度,無野改變到,我始終再見唔到佢,佢亦見唔到我多一面。所以唯有係咁,好意心領啦。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAN5ilBmCTfK
315Please respect copyright.PENANAyJGErYsYQf
原來客人不是怯,我多少怪錯了他。315Please respect copyright.PENANAbLDnMQp9TZ
315Please respect copyright.PENANAFNIdBMdHIz
我腦筋千轉萬轉,想為這對準新人留下少一點遺憾。315Please respect copyright.PENANAuxAziGwJX1
315Please respect copyright.PENANAWlLsEQWuO7
「不如咁!我做中間人,你地正式咁交換埋戒指好唔好。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAUfKeFiFIEX
315Please respect copyright.PENANARmFZ64M0TO
客人不出聲良久,最終點了下點頭。315Please respect copyright.PENANAZPm90itwri
315Please respect copyright.PENANAUhfp9a01TR
了哥又飛了上客人的肩,開始不斷對我說:「多謝恩公!多謝恩公!」315Please respect copyright.PENANAveZ0pospuU
315Please respect copyright.PENANAgfNoELDXYl
古裝片咩!我失笑,客人講野正正常常,沒想到分開元神身體之後,個元神反而鳩鳩哋。315Please respect copyright.PENANAguXDuv8sba
315Please respect copyright.PENANANejmZCW1Nc
「好,我去同阿慧講啦吓。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAducJJpeQP5
315Please respect copyright.PENANAjM7FoNv4c3
「美治美治!」了哥又叫住我。315Please respect copyright.PENANA4otoNx3KXM
315Please respect copyright.PENANApVabc4fqN4
客人又開口為了哥補充道:「你就咁樣同佢講,係人都會當你發神經。有首歌係以前Long D嘅時候我FaceTime唱佢聽嘅,佢聽到就會信。」315Please respect copyright.PENANATHf4LVGRzo
315Please respect copyright.PENANAIQ9pWHFFEf
「吓?要我唱歌啊?」315Please respect copyright.PENANAeqhBhn39jA
315Please respect copyright.PENANA6q9wsfmPtQ
「上YouTube啊哥仔。」315Please respect copyright.PENANApJX5ISx53p
315Please respect copyright.PENANAFglB0VTfqP
我面紅,低頭碌手機,然後客人告訴我歌名,原來係呢首:「Taylor Swift吖嘛!」315Please respect copyright.PENANAUWMETiD3ou
315Please respect copyright.PENANA3HAKDfLhMy
「歌名唔係with,係to,Youtube成日自動幫你查錯。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAQNPnGta0SB
315Please respect copyright.PENANA3Mh3TMJ07C
「哦。咁我又真係無聽過嘅。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAshyftfm6x6
315Please respect copyright.PENANAkJ5fK5czgi
我按下三角形,Skip過廣告,音樂播放,我想起自己聽過這首舊歌的旋律,很多人翻唱過,但現在我才知叫做《You Belong to Me》。315Please respect copyright.PENANAKJbgE8DYaZ
315Please respect copyright.PENANAnmcpMKnIaZ
See the pyramids along the Nile315Please respect copyright.PENANAfd5pKM2iQt
Watch the sun rise on a tropic isle315Please respect copyright.PENANAklNKJbAsAw
Just remember, darling, all the while315Please respect copyright.PENANA2MloaL1FBB
You belong to me315Please respect copyright.PENANAiBZd2lmdDA
315Please respect copyright.PENANAuEINslIaCO
一聽到音樂,阿慧的面色就變得蒼白,她已沒有顧忌了,我見她歪歪倒倒,逐步向我和客人走來。315Please respect copyright.PENANAhaoX0ym8RG
315Please respect copyright.PENANAyStvoPO4Gy
See the marketplace in old Algiers315Please respect copyright.PENANAe0d3Eobzss
Send me photographs and souvenirs315Please respect copyright.PENANA1Knpwl9lgt
Just remember when a dream appears315Please respect copyright.PENANAmFMHO6JQ2o
You belong to me315Please respect copyright.PENANACqsIgswP2t
315Please respect copyright.PENANAoizXg8FoC8
「喂,黐綫佬。你係咪一直都同緊仆街仔講嘢?」315Please respect copyright.PENANAe1D9OKy9La
315Please respect copyright.PENANATYIu5vwh6q
我點頭,指向客人坐住的方向:「你睇唔到㗎,得我睇到。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAoXEyRvhI6C
315Please respect copyright.PENANAKl1mIP2FOO
I'll be so alone without you315Please respect copyright.PENANABJfq1i0QR5
Maybe you'll be lonesome too, and blue315Please respect copyright.PENANAZeZNg1FDBu
315Please respect copyright.PENANAFFhqhC1Lje
阿慧又開始流眼淚,而口罩早已濕透,她除低口罩呼吸,粉底唇膏一塌糊塗,她再抽張紙巾用力擦走眼水鼻涕,曾經精心雕琢的妝容已沒有了需要憐惜的理由。315Please respect copyright.PENANANRNBJbJM8w
315Please respect copyright.PENANAPeag4xRwys
「咁仆街仔有咩同我講?」她擤住鼻涕問。315Please respect copyright.PENANAuU75cfPAPv
315Please respect copyright.PENANAvlfwmwsb0m
我望向一人一雀,代阿慧等著客人的答案。315Please respect copyright.PENANARdBx0hw7LR
315Please respect copyright.PENANAxu0fql1aoU
「哥仔你肯唔肯代我講野?」315Please respect copyright.PENANAzxAdONW3Nu
315Please respect copyright.PENANA1hhSYPfODL
「等你開口。」幼稚都好,我自覺答得很型。315Please respect copyright.PENANATGGgz4CqQO
315Please respect copyright.PENANArjZesGFdYl
Fly the ocean in a silver plane315Please respect copyright.PENANAHL5aAvwbEV
See the jungle when it's wet with rain315Please respect copyright.PENANAhEo7Hin9Wx
Just remember till you're home again315Please respect copyright.PENANACkRGSkCkTV
You belong to me315Please respect copyright.PENANAKzQIEEdB7L
315Please respect copyright.PENANA49oxNCgnn7
「記唔記得我同你講過,我以前係條魚,有神仙幫我借人身體變做人,但個身體本身條命短,所以我其實一早就知自己條命唔長,果時你唔信我,話我搵藉口唔同你結婚,仲話我正仆街。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAP3eqpDjKZL
315Please respect copyright.PENANATPJhKMwDN0
「咁你係仆街吖嘛!叫人點信喎!」315Please respect copyright.PENANAY9uNPlP5m3
315Please respect copyright.PENANAQIhKAVqhz9
I'll be so alone without you315Please respect copyright.PENANAmOi9lq9fxA
Maybe you'll be lonesome too, and blue315Please respect copyright.PENANASWIet29FCq
315Please respect copyright.PENANAbVxelvGtac
「後來我諗通咗,人人都有大限架啦,拖住唔結,咪呢世都趕唔切結!所以我急,我知你一定以為我怕你鬧先至一早唔見人飛車返去拎戒指,其實係我心急怕趕唔切⋯⋯點知反而趕唔切。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAPEHEdDROr0
315Please respect copyright.PENANAEStQMBD2p9
Fly the ocean in a silver plane315Please respect copyright.PENANAwfthQ8TwEU
See the jungle when it's wet with rain315Please respect copyright.PENANAZCYbtJpfDZ
Just remember till you're home again315Please respect copyright.PENANAjhpOOtKJbK
You belong to me315Please respect copyright.PENANAa3PLkaq0Ni
315Please respect copyright.PENANA4h8qz0oxli
曲終,但心中記掛著You belong to me,人聚不到,亦可以不算人散吧?315Please respect copyright.PENANA7q2elPc8pF
315Please respect copyright.PENANArcpUZbrbjw
「點會趕唔切!」我剛轉達完客人的話,又立即駁嘴,十足人格分裂,我扶高阿慧拿住戒指盒的手,又帶住客人的手去接過盒子,「自己結婚自己交戒指比新娘子啦。」315Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZPd6Tyg92
315Please respect copyright.PENANAQFY8aIoc1b
我不知新娘感覺到幾多,她到底見不見到站在隱形肩頭上的了哥?她會否看見一個凌空的戒指盒?315Please respect copyright.PENANA2jyydK0pcg
315Please respect copyright.PENANADnE9kSOHE1
她知不知道,在另一個空間裡,新郎終於可以將戒指親手戴上她的無名指?315Please respect copyright.PENANA8IZksSwIcR
315Please respect copyright.PENANATWGVSyQJhy
客人打開盒,摸出新娘那顆戒指,阿慧這時一個彈起蹲底,「等陣!」,我心離一離,以為她是嚇親,原來是在摷腳邊婚紗,「至少等我戴返手套頭紗先!」315Please respect copyright.PENANAtPCokb8izA
315Please respect copyright.PENANAmtUtkhIJ24
「慢慢,慢慢。」我說。315Please respect copyright.PENANA8FGpQtTA20
315Please respect copyright.PENANAWKV9MLdGMh
阿慧眼含淚珠,兇狠地盯住我,她一邊戴手套,一邊質問:「係你講定仆街仔講?」惡到。315Please respect copyright.PENANAR8tAIzi6I9
315Please respect copyright.PENANANmbb5dtOyF
「⋯⋯係我。」我尷尬,真多嘴。315Please respect copyright.PENANAGTeiHRnrNI
315Please respect copyright.PENANA1NmX4xcKuF
「如果係仆街仔講嘅,你唔洗包庇佢!」阿慧整理著頭紗,她手忙腳亂,我伸手想幫,她一手拍開我:「最衰都係仆街仔,個妝溶哂啦!」315Please respect copyright.PENANA6kieyw3ya0
315Please respect copyright.PENANAlg8mgztPre
原來她是嬲這個。315Please respect copyright.PENANAS2XZh8VbV1
315Please respect copyright.PENANAuFLdo4jeI3
到她準備好,我再扶兩人的手互相觸碰,新郎哥摸索新娘正確的手指,一手拿住戒指,臨將戒指穿上去,竟又躊躇不前!315Please respect copyright.PENANAqRxOKO8QT3
315Please respect copyright.PENANA4fB7UoixMv
客人問我:「真係好咩,交換咗就吊住吊住阿慧。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAX7KAvDWjfM
315Please respect copyright.PENANAI0NOtflAsn
吊住?你直情係唔嗲唔吊,吊兒郎當添啦!315Please respect copyright.PENANAaeWBaarMZb
315Please respect copyright.PENANAh3tvyX4m1k
我燥咗,直接將客人的話原句復述,連他猶豫的語氣都完美傳達了。315Please respect copyright.PENANAoKo3eZ6GDG
315Please respect copyright.PENANATxpCbvOl7s
「仆街仔!咁你又同我求婚?你戴定唔戴啊!」新娘黑面,厲聲呼喝,用力縮手。315Please respect copyright.PENANAJe9ppahoqW
315Please respect copyright.PENANAjU83w91iW7
「戴戴戴!」新郎捉緊新娘的手不放,終於在扭扭擰擰中為手指穿上婚戒,新娘可能感覺到手指上突然變出戒指,她用不可思議的眼神望住手指,另一隻手把戴住戒指的手捉實在心口,她看著新郎所身處的一團空氣,又望住我。315Please respect copyright.PENANA9wNyD7P7hx
315Please respect copyright.PENANAZxEzEATY1P
「喂,你教我點同仆街仔戴戒指吖。」315Please respect copyright.PENANAfOTtD3pzo2
315Please respect copyright.PENANAsRd5ujTVc0
於是我又捉住新娘的手把戒指套在新郎手指上。315Please respect copyright.PENANAa6ISEjrIEq
315Please respect copyright.PENANAemMioNHHEr
記得有人說過,婚戒之所以戴在無名指上,因為手指裡面有一條愛情脈直通心臟。我留意到一對新人的額頭都伸出了一條紅線,衣領入衣袖出,沿住手臂蔓延至無名指,穿過戒指再與另一半的紅線對接打結。315Please respect copyright.PENANAehqnU8CeZy
315Please respect copyright.PENANAN8McDlKnc0
等我再眨過眼,紅線又不見了,我不把這異象講出口,費事破壞氣氛。315Please respect copyright.PENANAiwDGnyvSLt
315Please respect copyright.PENANAW1hpVmpAiq
「哥仔多謝你。」新郎對我說,然後伸手擁緊了新娘,而元神了哥則不斷向我點頭,說多謝恩公。315Please respect copyright.PENANA5qccSO3B7p
315Please respect copyright.PENANAOQ5XgbP23H
心有靈犀一點通,新娘也摟緊對方作回應,她問:「我有無摟中?」315Please respect copyright.PENANAO2xF3I0ImM
315Please respect copyright.PENANAqj3HBRnbAE
「摟中咗啦,仲摟得好實。」我欣慰答道。315Please respect copyright.PENANAGA1uFeFjml
315Please respect copyright.PENANApMoA6SNsl5
學飛髮竟然做埋證婚!仲係冥婚果隻。三人一雀的心事,終於有個著落。