突然耳邊傳嚟一把細蚊仔聲：「係咪文殊菩薩啊！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PLGaxMeJS
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聲先劍後人方至？301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSh23aHbfd
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我秒速諗起可能是劍俠，嚇到無命，立即拋起閻摩降，口訣都唔識講，慌張大叫一聲屌。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtC4lSxV0w4
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突然頭頂噹一聲巨響，我又聽到有細蚊仔聲「哇」一聲叫，閻摩降回到我手中，而一條彎曲的細長銀色金屬條則從天而降，臨跌落地時突然變成一個屁股落地的PE衫眼鏡爆牙小學生，他手中拿住剛才我眨眼間見到的那條彎金屬，面青唇白，厲眼𥇣我：「擋我刀咪算，點解拗爛我把嘢。」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhIauZD1JG
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我望住佢「把嘢」，原來是條韓國鐵筷子，想必又是把飛劍，我驚魂未定，無諗禮貌：「你斬我喎契弟！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCjjK2hVuC
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「鬼叫你激到我師傅咁嬲，點都要斬你一刀架啦。」細蚊仔企返起身，叉住條腰，想扮理直氣壯，實情戾橫折曲。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgY9ggbw4Y
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天寒地凍我就話著住裇衫牛仔褲，頂到多陣，短衫短褲乜佢唔凍！301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVAk3Yo7Hz
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「咩咩邊個激邊個！你師傅又邊個！」我做人徒弟半晚唔夠，連拜師斟茶都無做，咁快就有仇人，咪玩我！301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCmUHQItTh
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「我叫做善逝童子，有四個師傅！Tina、Raydon、Sally同大佬蟹！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabdVjJW8Ix
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細蚊仔講四個名出嚟，我心諗實知咩！好在早前見過童女Tina同心師Raydon，咁Sally同大佬蟹又係邊個？301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtc8v8nIkk
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以前睇武俠片都會講自己師傅係乜山乜派，乜乜師太乜真人，原來宜家香港地劍俠神仙唔興玩呢套，要改英文名同花名，但細蚊仔又叫自己做善逝童子，變返環珠樓主，畫風硬係唔啱咁。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsAK01lB0N
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講返激嬲人地師傅，我係有阻過下兩位佛爺，但已經自量低聲下氣，收尾又唔見佢地好嬲我，小氣到咁。我諗落又心虛，探問多句：「師兄你點錯相啦掛！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWJhot1tJX
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「我地唔同路嘅，唔好叫我Ching！」咩清，劍俠都咁緊貼網絡，細蚊仔劍俠讀小學唔知會唔會群埋大陸同學睇抖音，「呢度清涼山，得文殊菩薩先會過嚟擺死屍，你唔係文殊師利咩！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvly3yHDpu6
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「擺死屍？⋯⋯點好啦，唔係我啊，我只係學師仔嚟！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvAOB9gkQF
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「你拎住閻摩降，又識飛劍，你咪文殊囉⋯⋯啊，可能師傅真係俾你個師傅激嬲，咁我同你無野啦！拗彎我把劍就打和啦！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwFuKWKP1P
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「吓！」細蚊仔態度得戚不已，我忍唔住吓了出聲，「咁你就係特登嚟斬我？」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZV5RU7UBP
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「唔係啊，師傅話文殊師利隨便同Mandy個身體剃頭，咁對Mandy唔公平！所以叫我嚟接元神同身體嘅！另外係我自己想斬你咁解，你記得唔好話我師傅聽！」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34EJghPI9U
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我見閻摩降係我危險關頭唔洗口訣都用到，都叫有粒定心丸食吓，於是我無視細蚊仔後尾果句，洗乜應承佢。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZaYyzio9n
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我再問我想知的事：「接咩身體？同埋你頭先話呢度係文殊擺死屍嘅地方，即係點？」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6w7Au3wXiv
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「即係咁囉！」細蚊仔指指我身後，我神經緊張立即轉身，沒想到身後雪地上已躺住了客人的舊身體的頭同身，而師傅那把獅子鉸剪就同一時間落在我手中。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUVsw2xooQ
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我唔知飛劍算唔算劍俠嘅手提電話，但姑且一試，對住鉸剪問問師傅：「師傅，我應該點？」301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuzBzJDywJ
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鉸剪沒有發出聲音答我，無啦啦自己在我掌心彈跳一下，消失無蹤，大概不答就是一種答案，我已想像到師父扯住支煙仔叫我自己執生個瀟灑呀叔樣。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhTj87e55a
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「好！開門大吉！出入平安啦喂！」細蚊仔拎出另一支一式一樣的銀筷子，繞過我走到客人斷頭旁邊蹲低。301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcHh9NYFyx
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拗彎一支筷子咪拎多支，他的筷子成雙成對好正常，不過我對他手拿筷子的造型有種既視感，細蚊仔的師傅之一是心師Raydon，莫非他想幫客人舊身體拉龍鬚糖！但客人個元神唔係入邊啵！301Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhURj07dwMa
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