客人面色不好，都幾恐怖，偏偏一臉天真，神情興奮到不得之了。273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6p8FJA9Rnf
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他企在我旁邊，活潑地對師傅說了句：「君王頭上耍單刀！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu80vZsMn7v
273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgErt6ZMGc
師傅本身手中拿住件尼龍袍，聽到客人的話，就一臉得意，一手把尼龍袍揚開讓客人穿手入去：「四方豪杰盡低頭啊，講暗號，實識咩，你以為天地會？」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbESPnDU1G9
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「咁師傅一陣係咪你幫我烤草，果位師傅就幫我漿草？」客人邊問邊穿手進去尼龍袍，我雖然聽唔明客人講乜，不過佢話「果位師傅」時候明顯係指我。273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphYXquuafC
273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqe5Emk4D8o
漿草？烤草？我果陣心諗幫咩佢漿草。後來我才知道烤草是剪髮，漿草是洗頭，華人幫派與一些傳統行業都會用一些外人聽不明的語言來溝通。273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTwhcnxdcm
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師傅尖聲屌了一聲，被客人引笑到見到煙屎牙唔見眼，「你隊草添啦同埋，出去睇真啲，呢度叫上海理髮公司咩？好彩啊叔識野你考我唔到，試吓叫我度佬丫，整波你個頭架！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEU0ABlBUC
273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdB7Lr6BhZW
整波，原來是整衰，度佬，就是理髮師傅，當然我也是後來才知道。273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gt4mrO7mm
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客人自己整理衣襟，答道：「整波你個頭架！我知，上海街理髮吖嘛，我有病，最中意留意埋人哋走漏眼嘅野啦，所以你地唔算上海理髮舖咩？」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpYH04IQdn
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「呢度廣東理髮舖，洗頭剪髮都係我做架啦！上海師傅先會分開唔同人搞。」師傅再答。273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKilgFpysN
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「咁果位叔叔做咩架？」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzCvFM0brp
273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYWY5sNkym
竟然叫我叔叔，我雖然唔介意，但呢位細佬都幾無禮貌。273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3W2RJtDzYH
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「專門幫我開熱水爐囉！嗱，佢一陣呢，發完哞哣果陣，就會醒爬行去開牆上面粒掣！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmrrigDzDL
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我立即仆去開洗頭間隔牆上的水爐掣，橫置的白色圓桶型水爐發出了擎擎聲，我留意到水爐上的牌子寫住「berlin」，心諗一定是德國牌子，這時原來客人在留意我留意緊咩，竟然無啦啦開口講解：「呢個柏林牌係香港本土牌子嚟啦，當年係佢哋第一家本地製造電熱水爐，1967年到宜家，你睇招紙下面都有寫住Since 1967啦。」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKsrRNCKV0
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「哦，你識咁多野嘅！」禮貌講聲，不過我都無問。273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AT6XepF3u
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「識咁多野嘅！無計啦，有病吖嘛！我哋六個一齊變做人，又會你正正常常，我又會咁嘅！真係好笑啊！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbTKdCL8yq
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「咩病啊，咁巴閉！過嚟洗頭啦！」師傅招手示意客人行去洗頭。273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvqsm6e2IU
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「哎呀，唔係巴閉啊，我係自閉症患者嚟架！我有病架！唔巴閉啊！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBXRuJbCuj
273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwPUPxo4DU
「挑！」師傅一邊打開花灑試水，一邊回應：「架巴士反車果陣，你摟實咗隔離細路女個頭，人地都唔洗嚟飛髮，你唔巴閉咩！」273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgYyWz9H4O
273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3quAK86cC
反車！那就代表客人也是死於車禍了。想像到可能是我與新郎的撞車連帶害到這位客人反車身亡，我覺得血管裡面的血像是結了冰，兩腳不自覺慢慢後退，最終我跌坐回到紅皮長櫈上，感覺整個人都在外太空飄浮。273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMP5W5vALE
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如果總共有六條魚用咗Mandy個身體，會唔會今日就要六條魚一齊車禍死？唔計埋我，咁我係咪害死咗五條命？273Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrsmxRJ5vD
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