「唔記得就算啦，但你記唔記得我地應承過童女要好好做人？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTLbAoHpZr
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「真係無啵。你會唔會認錯人架？」我和客人來到後閘，往日見靈車出入才有開閘，今次卻留了道閘縫讓我們入，客人此時似乎很識路，我們靠住牆行，他蒙住頭都能夠在後面提我轉左轉右，要從哪道門入他毫不猶豫。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JtA0RYWG9
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啷啷聲在無旁人的走廊中迴響，我們兩人都心境平靜，絕無趕住投胎意思。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQyL21U51d
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「嘿！算啦算啦。」客人問多兩問，見我十問九唔知，就放棄俾提示：「你乜都唔記得咪幾好，至少呢八九年可以活得得自由自在，今日我地六個都要交成績表嚕，仲講返考試都無乜用，當我無提過啦。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLXapM7olf
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我真是亳無頭緒，不知道交成績表是甚麼意思，但我下一分鐘就見識到了。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0ZzdA8X97
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在下一個轉角，一對男女企定定等住我們，男的年約二十，冷帽眼鏡文青背心，手中拎住一根竹筷子，低調握在垂下的手中，至於女的其實是一個小妺妺，粉紅T-Shirt短褲波鞋，眼仔大大，正定睛望住我腰間的鈴鐺。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEukYIWQ7n
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這時男的貼住右邊牆企，女的則貼住左邊，我沒路過唯有停步。鈴鐺沒有發響，客人立即也就停下腳步。「應該未到架喎哥仔。」客人催促。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNWS2pDZ4k
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「你最好除低膠袋先，有人擋住咗兩邊牆。」我解釋，於是客人立即鬆開頭上膠袋，揭起探視，他一認到擋路男女的外貌，立即展現恭敬點頭打招呼，一手把膠袋除下塞入褲袋，又整理著衣領。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWF2yHZoEXX
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「兩位佛爺，好耐無見。」客人點頭道。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jQ4WOUjz5
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「千祈咪叫我佛爺，我Christian嚟架。」男人耍手兼擰頭，「叫我Raydon就得。你之前係唐樓天檯都見過我，果陣你地全部用個鐵盆養住，條條香魚都黑咪鼆，我就認唔出你地係邊個打邊個啦，但你仲認唔認得我？我果陣跟過Tina上嚟餵你地。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HG4UKl9ib
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「記得！你話想重新讀返個腦外科，話心師始終做翻醫生開腦最拿手。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wfYg27o0e
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「哈哈，你果時個魚仔腦又記性幾好！今日我係嚟幫Tina手，唔洗對我太客氣架啦，好唔好人都好，Tina佢會做判斷。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4l5PMgNza
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這時原來叫Tina的小妺妺開始插嘴：「呢世做人好唔好玩啊？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwe7LZA937I
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客人苦笑：「做香港人唔好玩，不過都好過做條魚。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9qgBBUxLi
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「嗱，一陣檢查吓你有無乖乖地做好人啦！你地應承過我大過咗唔會好似Mandy咁黑心，我先俾你地用Mandy個身體嘅。」小妺妺說。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfEGNrOHXk
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「知道知道，但合格唔合格分別會點？」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFPN75QnQB
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「滿意就俾你走，麻麻地就還返你俾Mandy，最多咪做返條魚要等過囉，我同長庚搬咗去英國，你可以試下做炸魚薯條。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qE5vJC6FC
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「炸魚薯條咁油膩，塞血管啊。」Raydon掩嘴笑住講。「嘻嘻！對唔住！讀正呢範有職業病。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NMvyGFEnO
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「唔識野！長庾煮西餐都好好食架！」小妺妺一臉不忿。「最多我咪幫你成條血脂拎返出嚟，好閒啫！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvjd2SOxy6
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看住三人談笑風生，我完全被排除在外，我衰在聽不懂，那就劖不到歌柄。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkN7CVR0iyI
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然後Raydon舉起筷子，開始像個喃嘸佬咦吚哦哦。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9ZNdMuJdf
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「唉，每次聽到尷尬。」小妹妹用手指塞住耳仔。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKU8sLDrwb
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「跟返傳統做法啫，尊重返！」Raydon又開始唸唸有詞，接著將筷子敲打在客人的額頭上，一下一下，就像和尚敲木魚，這時我聽出了四句半偈：「⋯⋯靈台鎖開見青天，不畏人知畏心師，平生不做虧心事，半夜敲門也不驚，也不驚！」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPObiy5arxp
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Raydon話口未完，客人的額頭就發出「卟」一聲，不知從哪彈出了兩扇閉上的紅漆小門封在眉心，Raydon口咬筷子，然後小心翼翼用食指拇指揭開小門，再用留了指甲的尾指伸入客人腦殼，勾出一圈紅線來，掛在口咬住的筷子一邊頭，咬牙拉拉鬆鬆，尾指又勾多幾條線繩纏在筷子頭尾，像是在解繩結。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GfRZzmFQX
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「Raydon哥你幾好嘢，一啲都唔痛喎！」客人笑說，我見客人在遇到這對神秘男女後就頻頻做表情，半邊下巴肉都快要脫落了，吊吊揈好驚嚇，難怪師傅勸他遮住塊面唔好嚇親人。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19RY0HESH7
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Raydon解繩解到一頭大汗，口又咬住筷子講嘢唔清，我大約聽到他講笑推搪，叫還叫唔好加個哥字。346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnjOVYDXFD
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這時小妹妹又幫口解答：「你實係唔痛啦！心師以前都係魚師嚟，不過佢哋最識得解人腦，後來先分咗家啫。」346Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kWGzo6NUr
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