師傅正宗周身刀，張張利，客人也看在眼裡，嘩了一聲：「我淨係知道文殊菩薩有把剃刀閻摩降，另外兩把又叫咩名？」265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9rlsuf6NX
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師傅不作神秘，你問我答：「鉸剪係獅子，田雞係老虎。文殊第二把劍就係獅子啦，至於老虎，係我嘅師傅俾我嘅！」265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSdJXVZEof
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獅子青絲的典故我與各位提過了，只是當時我自己都未知。至於田雞係老虎⋯⋯265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6drlj0TN5
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「叔叔，田雞即係磨剪啊！即係電推剪發明之前嘅理髮工具，你覺唔覺佢個手柄好似田雞腳！」客人主動向我解釋，開口夾著脷，又叫我叔叔！265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7QuN4mDBA
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那把叫磨剪的工具我本來心中就叫做老虎鉗，未想到田雞係老虎，飛劍真名就叫做老虎。265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSNb50QWEE
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「啊！」客人又作狀地用拳頭扑下手掌，問道：「文殊師傅你個師傅係咪牛頭角下邨武伯公！」265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJNFaSnsbe
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黐線，公屋名再加高人名，老套到咁仲以為睇緊王晶！265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3DD5WXHyu
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師傅吹出閻摩降，眼尾望望我條褲，刀柄遞向我，一定叫我蕩刀！醒爬架嘛，我當然識做，這時師傅專心同客人吹水：「嘩！起撚埋我師傅底，你又聽過老虎同伯公咩！」265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfzQWe9wGr
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「我知道油尖旺多神仙大佛，所以成日搵顯靈事跡，以前廣東道油鼓走火，就有海防道伯公顯靈救火，宜家果道起咗樓，叫做統一大廈，又有個版本係統一碼頭大火，又係伯公搬水救人，又關統一事，你師傅一定好愛國頂！」客人講講下，又望我：「油鼓即係煤氣鼓啊！用嚟儲住啲煤氣，2015年又拆除一個，叔叔，宜家越拆越少架啦！」265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yZLUcb7eD
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我又無問！265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKHH7aQ9dh
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「我師傅愛國！你啊媽就愛國頂添啦！咁我考你，海防道又點關牛頭角事呢！」265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA59He1P2vV
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提到啊媽，我見客人眼神有異，不過師傅下半句要考佢，立即又眉飛色舞，大講文章：「以前潮州人係觀音山果頭起福德廟，就係海防道福德廟請過香爐灰，後來福德老爺跟住居民搬遷，輾轉之下就去咗牛頭角，佢係武伯公，揸劍嘅，我就估係劍俠啦！」265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxHnFE71NG
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「咁你知唔知點解要搬去牛頭角下邨啊，竟然話人哋愛國。」師傅笑住講，但看來很介意客人認為佢師傅愛國。265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYufKZGcT8r
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「哎呀，你咪咁小氣啦！我知，避開六七暴動班左仔吖嘛，我講錯啦，唔好劖亂歌柄先得架，我未講完，武伯公係管老虎嘅，有句話叫伯公無點頭，老虎唔敢食人，咁啱下邨古廟行遠幾步，又有間佐敦谷伯公廟，廟前養住隻老虎，叫做太歲，又劍又老虎又同廣東道火燭有關係，我先諗起會唔會你師傅就係香港潮州人嘅武伯公！」265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3M5DuzRbVw
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「嘩，哥仔你成個中央圖書館咁我點夠你玩。」師傅一手捉住我在手臂肉上蕩刀的手，輕聲提點：「夠啦，又想蕩到把刀發火！」265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtJcX97nsQ
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我才意識到自己聽典故太入神，用手蕩刀時又唔記得數。265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BJzCyQnSg
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我細心把刀柄遞向師傅方向，這次師傅又唔肯接。265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgf8vY39xPp
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「客人要剃頭，你試下幫佢剃。」265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTSKFyhIZ0
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吓！咁激！「師傅！我唔識幫人剃頭架喎！」265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCKBb7kISK
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「你識，我咪教咗你囉，拋高把刀，唸口訣！」265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCel8viqEyJ
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師傅咁講，唔通我講完「請寶貝轉身」，之後剃刀就會自己剃光客人個頭？怪事，不過身劍合一都試過，我也見怪不怪了！265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IYM8XRgR5
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我拋高閻摩降，大叫「請寶貝轉身」，心想印度佛教傳來的刀聽得明廣東話請寶貝轉身，會不會講聲「Baby Turn Around」都有同樣作用。265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvsGprwtOI
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落地開眼見劍俠，客人的頭滾到地上，開眼望我。265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeR2ELsvT4
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而客人被我斬頭的肉身仍然坐在理髮椅上，正慢慢地抬高手合十。265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSZu7Vlbs5
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拋高的閻摩降落回我手中，我的大腦停哂機。265Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQo99OvX3B
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