突然耳邊傳嚟一把細蚊仔聲:「係咪文殊菩薩啊!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAvJ5SM30Vog
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聲先劍後人方至?285Please respect copyright.PENANA1tOa1wXd0C
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我秒速諗起可能是劍俠,嚇到無命,立即拋起閻摩降,口訣都唔識講,慌張大叫一聲屌。285Please respect copyright.PENANA8hkVZQgir6
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突然頭頂噹一聲巨響,我又聽到有細蚊仔聲「哇」一聲叫,閻摩降回到我手中,而一條彎曲的細長銀色金屬條則從天而降,臨跌落地時突然變成一個屁股落地的PE衫眼鏡爆牙小學生,他手中拿住剛才我眨眼間見到的那條彎金屬,面青唇白,厲眼𥇣我:「擋我刀咪算,點解拗爛我把嘢。」285Please respect copyright.PENANATJ6BZai3Ni
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我望住佢「把嘢」,原來是條韓國鐵筷子,想必又是把飛劍,我驚魂未定,無諗禮貌:「你斬我喎契弟!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAdtgEx4oAmX
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「鬼叫你激到我師傅咁嬲,點都要斬你一刀架啦。」細蚊仔企返起身,叉住條腰,想扮理直氣壯,實情戾橫折曲。285Please respect copyright.PENANA2aqNOqWhic
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天寒地凍我就話著住裇衫牛仔褲,頂到多陣,短衫短褲乜佢唔凍!285Please respect copyright.PENANALCdZSvu1KI
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「咩咩邊個激邊個!你師傅又邊個!」我做人徒弟半晚唔夠,連拜師斟茶都無做,咁快就有仇人,咪玩我!285Please respect copyright.PENANA4qoFxjNl0h
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「我叫做善逝童子,有四個師傅!Tina、Raydon、Sally同大佬蟹!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAUNp3xhbJ6F
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細蚊仔講四個名出嚟,我心諗實知咩!好在早前見過童女Tina同心師Raydon,咁Sally同大佬蟹又係邊個?285Please respect copyright.PENANArPyPR4tFKz
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以前睇武俠片都會講自己師傅係乜山乜派,乜乜師太乜真人,原來宜家香港地劍俠神仙唔興玩呢套,要改英文名同花名,但細蚊仔又叫自己做善逝童子,變返環珠樓主,畫風硬係唔啱咁。285Please respect copyright.PENANAbuorj3Hw4Y
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講返激嬲人地師傅,我係有阻過下兩位佛爺,但已經自量低聲下氣,收尾又唔見佢地好嬲我,小氣到咁。我諗落又心虛,探問多句:「師兄你點錯相啦掛!」285Please respect copyright.PENANA10lVeRVb7b
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「我地唔同路嘅,唔好叫我Ching!」咩清,劍俠都咁緊貼網絡,細蚊仔劍俠讀小學唔知會唔會群埋大陸同學睇抖音,「呢度清涼山,得文殊菩薩先會過嚟擺死屍,你唔係文殊師利咩!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAiAXwtZnFFI
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「擺死屍?⋯⋯點好啦,唔係我啊,我只係學師仔嚟!」285Please respect copyright.PENANA3nZqVPfIwp
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「你拎住閻摩降,又識飛劍,你咪文殊囉⋯⋯啊,可能師傅真係俾你個師傅激嬲,咁我同你無野啦!拗彎我把劍就打和啦!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAyCkgMdEyhU
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「吓!」細蚊仔態度得戚不已,我忍唔住吓了出聲,「咁你就係特登嚟斬我?」285Please respect copyright.PENANAszBE3PX9wq
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「唔係啊,師傅話文殊師利隨便同Mandy個身體剃頭,咁對Mandy唔公平!所以叫我嚟接元神同身體嘅!另外係我自己想斬你咁解,你記得唔好話我師傅聽!」285Please respect copyright.PENANAdQuIeviGs3
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我見閻摩降係我危險關頭唔洗口訣都用到,都叫有粒定心丸食吓,於是我無視細蚊仔後尾果句,洗乜應承佢。285Please respect copyright.PENANAXtYPaEl0HB
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我再問我想知的事:「接咩身體?同埋你頭先話呢度係文殊擺死屍嘅地方,即係點?」285Please respect copyright.PENANAtKf74pfuBx
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「即係咁囉!」細蚊仔指指我身後,我神經緊張立即轉身,沒想到身後雪地上已躺住了客人的舊身體的頭同身,而師傅那把獅子鉸剪就同一時間落在我手中。285Please respect copyright.PENANA6zQ4wzR4GR
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我唔知飛劍算唔算劍俠嘅手提電話,但姑且一試,對住鉸剪問問師傅:「師傅,我應該點?」285Please respect copyright.PENANARkQoEZzjt1
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鉸剪沒有發出聲音答我,無啦啦自己在我掌心彈跳一下,消失無蹤,大概不答就是一種答案,我已想像到師父扯住支煙仔叫我自己執生個瀟灑呀叔樣。285Please respect copyright.PENANA4mrTFGr5cs
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「好!開門大吉!出入平安啦喂!」細蚊仔拎出另一支一式一樣的銀筷子,繞過我走到客人斷頭旁邊蹲低。285Please respect copyright.PENANAZdUVcsInrh
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拗彎一支筷子咪拎多支,他的筷子成雙成對好正常,不過我對他手拿筷子的造型有種既視感,細蚊仔的師傅之一是心師Raydon,莫非他想幫客人舊身體拉龍鬚糖!但客人個元神唔係入邊啵!285Please respect copyright.PENANATKYoYn5Pld
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我一於唔提佢,鬼叫佢啱先斬我!