「係都要逼我殺人啦！係都要逼我做衰人啦！」除了膠袋的客人在伯母眼前不但沒有變回唔郁的死屍，反而精神到不得了，佢摸住耳仔，在我與伯母眼前開始原地跳。
我俾鹽手拎鹽劍行住頸唔舒服，嗱嗱聲移開囉柚坐過少少，我唔想亂嚟，都小心放低鹽人頭係我大腿邊的梳化空位。199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWjSTdhJgl
我當然同你一樣唔明白當中原理，仲有我無啦啦俾人放劍，同埋突然出現的鹽人柱，點解我今晚既經歷好似睇緊懸疑故事咁？我作為當事人，又唔係坐車碌手機睇故事果位朋友，唔想用腦啦我！199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnIOBPTuEy
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伯母嚇到面色煞白，加上佢對黑眼圈，該煨，比起原地彈跳的客人更似殭屍。199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDUI4yMD0G
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「究竟發生咗咩事呢？」我嘆氣，攰多過驚，帶仔見呀媽啫！199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZgADpsewf
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客人見我問，就立即搶答我，但他邊跳邊講，聽到我眼鳴耳花添啊：「你話⋯⋯文殊菩薩啦！⋯⋯做人架梁啦，唔好傷害我同呀媽，遺民信吳王，吳王做菩薩⋯⋯唯有幫菩薩投胎，等⋯⋯吳王返嚟啦！」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaBWS4lhvU
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我氣餒，於是講嘢極不體貼：「我知你唔開心，你不如冷靜返先講？」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDRoi4rwT3
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「哈、呼、哈、呼⋯⋯」這時客人突然就停止了跳躍，但他不停深呼吸的靚仔樣又谷血到紅噹噹，他坐返低，個人又開始上半身體轉圈咁搖擺。199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14LMIiYg1Y
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我醒悟到，其實閻摩降斬人雖然不算殺人，但畢竟是劍俠鬼，我講乜，客人就會做，我其實要小心用字，俾返個自由意志佢。「唔好意思，我唔係有心命令你，你順其自然，準備好先，想講先講啦！」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWEtjCqRoC
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客人合上眼，點頭繼續深呼吸。這時客人媽媽望住我們兩個不出聲，一與我眼神交接，就生硬地平移視線向一邊，兩手合十猛拜，棹忌不已，我唔係好識講嘢，鳩鳩地對她微點個頭，就專心望住客人。199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbR2io3fsIM
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「我可以講嘢㗎啦！」這時客人舉手，呼出最後一口大氣，雖然人仍在搖擺，但已是情緒平伏返好多。未等我出聲回應，他就接著開始解說：「你係吳王啦，遺民唔想你做文殊，就斬你送你去投胎，下世做返吳王帶領佢地報仇啦！」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD54sdcvXJa
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「嘩！我睇過十世吳王闔閭出家做劍僧，我知佢哋有人好迷信吳王，但都無試過俾遺民斬㗎喎。而且你係師子蟲，你點會知？」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8EE1UDkls
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「知己知彼吖嘛！」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmZjf0a0Db
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客人咁答，都唔太解釋到我心中疑問，不過我有其他問題更想知：「咁點解會突然有嚿鹽雕拎把鹽劍行住我條頸先得㗎！」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwwGFztGLv
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「哎呀！佢咪想斬你嗰個人囉！我用鬼嘅方法借天使劍斬佢啦！」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvpAn0k9HP
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劍俠故突然變聖經故，又來畫風大變，我唔太Get到，衝口就問：「天使啫係點，唔係講緊劍俠咩？」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsWYFYl5uS
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然後我諗返起心師Rayon又是劍俠又自稱基督徒，劍俠又要諗自己係地球上嘅前世今生，太空都飛埋出去，從來唔係限於亞洲的事，係我先入為主，慣性諗得窄，說不定遲啲有個南非劍俠⋯⋯唉，太癲太癲。199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEIHwg5IP7
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「世界上好多種劍術觀念啦！Kabbalah嘅劍俠鬼Nefesh可以同天使傾計啦！我唔識講希伯來文，唯有講拉丁文，天使叔叔肯聽，咪及時救到你囉！」雖然錯重點，但客人真係亂叫人叔叔。至於客人口中的觀念，吳王把聲也講過類似的話，我當然有好奇，不過我才一晚學師仔，甚麼Kabbalah，Nefesh，現在還是不宜燒腦鑽太深。199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB92ytS1NKr
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「咁你借劍斬人，咪變做衰人囉！如果剃頭唔成功⋯⋯童女咪會⋯⋯」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQqJKt7ql6
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「無辦法啦！我哋係益友啊！唔係普通朋友咁簡單，我對你好，你對我好！」客人又講，我只覺得自己好廢，身上有劍都唔識擋，累到客人。199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZM8V569DS
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「我仲想知，點解你可以係你媽媽面前露樣嘅？」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSA8tJw2xwj
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「佢唔係我媽媽！係鬼啦！我剃完眉頭眼額，隔住個膠袋都估緊！佢一喊我就知啦！」客人講講吓，個身就無再搖擺，然後再細聲講一次：「佢一喊我就知啦⋯⋯」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZ9fANZikl
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伯母立即加快合十兩手的拜神動作，連眼都緊張到合實埋，客人講到原來自己媽媽死咗，我就唔知點俾反應，最怕開口夾著脷。199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAA7g9XP1h
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客人自己細細聲，開始自問自答，越講個人就坐得越縮：「點解一喊你就知嘅⋯⋯梗係知啦！呀媽點會為咗我喊⋯⋯吓，咁你又話媽媽會傷心嘅⋯⋯係媽媽都錫自己個仔啦！死咗小朋友一定都會喊啦！我唔知點解但我媽媽又一定會好開心啦⋯⋯199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdjouacGRj
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我有病㗎，我自閉啊！我唔轉彎㗎⋯⋯199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI11fPgKrFM
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求求求！求菩薩結果生到你呢個弱智仔，真係我前世唔修啊！199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5aUwTJTuu
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你弱智架！你爛泥啊！早啲死啦你！仲要等幾年！199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqpMiehzS3
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菩薩保佑啊！快啲帶返走個弱智仔啦！」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOA3ijz7p5z
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客人講吓講吓，就摸住自己手臂，再講：「我唔喊啦！我唔喊啦！我係孝順仔啦！媽媽唔好再播佛經啦！」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnr3XTUBmeL
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這時他才出返神，望住旁邊的我，嘻嘻一聲笑：「我有病㗎，我自閉㗎，原諒我啦！」199Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRc17e6UJN
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我只是一路聽，一路喊到收唔到聲。
