平常人若是死亡，一隻鬼差勾魂就已經足夠了。
有些鬼差比較仗義，為了讓兄弟朋友有飯吃，所以也會拉上自己的同伴一起出動，為的是讓大家都有飯吃，反正公差吃喝，豈不快哉？
今天來了這麼多的鬼差勾魂，個個凶神惡煞，如果我不做點什麼的話，這村醫的小命真的會得到終結~~
十點鐘的時候，外面刮起了狂風，那風凜冽刺骨，吹的我臉頰一陣生疼！
那時候，村裡每到深夜，就會出現這種颶風，聲音如同鬼哭狼嚎般滲人！
每當有這種風聲出現的時候，就代表村裡有老人要離開人世了~~
今天的風也是如此，這就是為村醫敲喪鐘的表現。
我看見村醫將打開的窗戶關了起來，嘴裡似乎還在罵罵咧咧的。
我很好奇，這村醫就不用睡覺的嗎？
晝夜連軸轉還依舊這麼精神~~
我頂著很大的壓力，全然不顧診所外的鬼差，一把推開了診所大門，大跨步走了進去！
我的這個舉動讓門外的十幾隻鬼差很是詬異，因為在它們的行程單裡，今天晚上的診所會很冷清，不會有任何生人進入，所以它們接到的任務就是時間一 到，將房屋推倒，把村醫砸死在廢墟之下！
至於我的雇主，他還命不該絕，所以會成為這起事故中唯一的生還者！
可是偏偏這個時候，我打破了它們的規劃，走進了診所，這讓外面的鬼差們很是難做！
總不至於，把我也給砸進去吧？
萬一也把我給砸死了怎麼辦？
如果出現這樣的事，就會與它們的工作內容產生分歧，回去無法交差。
我也是看透了這一點，才不得已做出這樣的決定的。
反正拼命一搏，興許能起到作用呢？
我看見外面的十幾隻鬼差們聚在一起，開始討論著什麼，我側耳傾聽，聽到了它們的談話內容：
「啥情況啊？情報有誤啊，不是說沒有人來的嗎？」
“誰知道呢，哪裡冒出來的愣頭青，就往這裡面鑽，要不把他一塊收走得了吧，正好我這個月的業績還不達標~~”
我草？
聽到這裡，我的背部一陣發涼，你業績不達標，也不能拿我衝業績啊？
小爺命不該絕，要是被你帶回去了，你可要吃不了兜著走！
要失業的！
“哎，要不找兩個回去匯報一下這邊的情況，聽聽領導的意見？”
一個領頭模樣的鬼差出了個主意，得到了所有鬼差的支持。
它們抓鬮決定，讓誰回去，正在抓鬮的過程中，我推開了診所們，打斷了它們的談話。
“我說哥哥幾個，外面挺冷的，有什麼事情咱們進屋裡面說，如何啊？”
我告訴這些鬼差們，屋裡面有酒有肉，一邊大口吃肉一邊大碗喝酒，豈不快活？
“看到了嗎，這個愣頭青能看見咱們~”
「是啊，今天出門太急，沒來得及化化妝，你說會不會影響咱們的形象？”
「你都長成那樣了，還有形象可言嗎？趕緊的回話吧，人家小哥哥還在那裡等著呢~”
人多不幹活，鬼多不推磨，看來是真的，它們又是一陣聒噪之後，才朝著我飄了過來，我知道，有戲！
“小兄弟，我們有任務在身，不能吃喝，恐怕會影響了工作，這樣我們會吃罪不起的~”
領頭的鬼差一邊口水直流，一邊說著違心的話。
我知道它們平日裡都是與死人打交道，經常被世人辱罵不說，還吃不好穿不暖，做它們這一行的，就是一個被人戳脊梁骨的苦差事，它們看見好酒好肉，肚子 裡的饞蟲一定會按奈不住的~
鬼差之所以這麼回复，完全是怕有失顏面，假客氣罷了。
只要我再稍微勸導一下，它們一定會上套的。
「哎呀，原來是這樣啊，那也太可惜了，我自小身子虛，吃不得大魚大肉，更飲不得美酒，這些酒肉本來就是孝敬各位鬼差大人的，如果各位大人不吃，我只好 將其丟掉了~~嘖嘖~”
不等它們回話，我就轉身進屋，做出一副要丟掉酒肉的動作~~
“小兄弟，且慢！”
哈哈，果然上套了！
診所的門被鬼差們輕輕推開，十幾隻鬼差全部湧了進來，站在酒肉麵前，直嚥口水！
村醫看見我站在那裡，不停地說著話，連忙上前問我，是不是身體不舒服。
我叫他不要亂說話，趕緊搬來桌子和凳子，說是急用！
索性，村醫沒有在說什麼，搬來桌子凳子後，就一屁股坐了下來。
“剛好餓了，小兄弟真是我的知音啊，我最愛這一口了~~”
得，鬼差們還沒落座，村醫就要動起筷子了，他以為這些酒肉是我為他準備的！
“你給我站起來！這是給你吃的嗎？”
我一聲爆呵，嚇了村醫一激靈！
我對他使了個眼色，希望村醫能夠明白我有苦難言~~
那村醫也不是個傻子，他突然想起我白天說過的話，心裡似乎有些發毛，儘管他嘴上說自己不懼生死，一切都是天意，但是真的到了要死的時候，所有人都會產生恐懼 的心理。
就是因為有這個心理存在，他的屁股才從板凳上挪了下來。
村醫環顧四周，小聲問我：
“小兄弟，凳子數量夠不夠？不夠的話，我再去搬幾把過來？”
他還挺懂事，我讓他又去搬了6把凳子，擺在桌子麵前。
「各位大人，請落座吧？小弟若有招待不周的地方，還望海涵~~”
鬼差們全部落座，開始動起了碗筷，大快朵頤的吃了起來。
村醫看見桌上的牛肉憑空飄了起來，而且還在慢慢減少，眼珠子都快掉出來了！
我在一旁為鬼差們倒酒，沒一會兒功夫，就下去了兩斤燒刀子！
我知道酒買的少了，讓村醫出去再買五斤，他很配合的出了門，朝著村裡的小賣部方向走去。
「各位大人們，你們吃好喝好，有啥問題隨時叫我，我就不打擾各位了~~”
“好好好。小兄弟，你儘管去忙，不用管我們~~”
我連忙追了出去，一把拽住村醫的胳膊，告訴他今晚不論發生什麼，千萬不要回來，還告訴他，今天我救了他一條命，來日必須得還給我！
村醫的腿肚子都是軟的，他看出來我是個有大本事的人，白天我說的那些話他以為是我胡咧咧的，剛才看見那樣的場景後，他對我說的話深信不疑！
“放心吧老鐵，沒毛病！”
If an ordinary person dies, a ghost messenger is enough to take his soul.
Some ghost messengers are more righteous. In order to let their brothers and friends have food to eat, they will also pull their companions to go out together, so that everyone can have food to eat. Anyway, it’s fun to eat and drink as a public servant.
There are so many ghost messengers taking souls today, and they are all fierce and evil. If I don’t do something, the life of this village doctor will really come to an end~~
At ten o’clock, a strong wind blew outside. The wind was so sharp that it hurt my cheeks!
At that time, this kind of hurricane would appear in the village every late at night, and the sound was as creepy as the howling of ghosts and wolves!
Whenever this kind of wind sound appeared, it meant that an old man in the village was about to leave the world~~
The wind today was the same, which was the performance of ringing the death knell for the village doctor.
I saw the village doctor close the open window, and he seemed to be cursing.
I am very curious, does this village doctor not need to sleep?
Working day and night, still so energetic~~
I was under great pressure, completely ignoring the ghost messengers outside the clinic, pushed open the door of the clinic, and walked in with big strides!
My action surprised the dozen ghost messengers outside the door, because according to their schedule, the clinic tonight would be very deserted and no strangers would enter, so the task they received was to knock down the house and smash the village doctor to death under the ruins when the time came!
As for my employer, he was not destined to die, so he would be the only survivor of this accident!
But at this time, I broke their plan and walked into the clinic, which made it very difficult for the ghost messengers outside!
It's not that they will smash me in too, right?
What if they smash me to death too?
If such a thing happens, it will be inconsistent with their work content, and they will not be able to report back.
I also saw through this point, so I had to make such a decision.
Anyway, a desperate effort may work?
I saw a dozen ghost messengers outside gathered together and started discussing something. I listened carefully and heard their conversation:
"What's going on? The information is wrong. Didn't they say that no one came?"
"Who knows? Where did this young man come from and sneak in here? Why don't we take him away? It just so happens that my performance this month is not up to standard~~"
Fuck?
Hearing this, my back felt cold. If your performance is not up to standard, you can't use me to improve your performance, right?
My life is not destined to end. If you take me back, you will be in trouble!
You will be unemployed!
"Hey, how about we find two people to report the situation here and listen to the leader's opinions?"
A ghost messenger who looked like a leader came up with an idea and got the support of all the ghost messengers.
They drew lots to decide who to let go back. In the process of drawing lots, I pushed open the clinic door and interrupted their conversation.
"Brothers, it's quite cold outside. If we have anything to say, how about we go inside and talk?"
I told these ghost messengers that there was wine and meat in the house. Wouldn't it be fun to eat meat and drink wine?
"Did you see that? This fool can see us~"
"Yes, I was in a hurry to go out today and didn't have time to put on makeup. Do you think it will affect our image?"
"You look like that, do you still have an image? Hurry up and reply, the little brother is still waiting there~"
Too many people don't work, too many ghosts don't push the mill, it seems to be true, they made a lot of noise again, and then floated towards me, I knew, there was a play!
"Little brother, we have a mission to accomplish. We can't eat or drink. I'm afraid it will affect our work. We won't be able to bear the consequences~"
The leading ghost officer drooled and said something against his will.
I know that they usually deal with the dead. Not only are they often insulted by the world, but they also have poor food and clothing. Their job is a tough job where people stab them in the back. When they see good wine and good meat, they will be tempted~
The ghost officer replied in this way because he was afraid of losing face and was just being polite.
As long as I persuade them a little more, they will definitely fall into the trap.
"Oh, so that's the case. That's such a pity. I have been weak since I was a child. I can't eat big fish and meat, let alone drink fine wine. These wine and meat are originally for honoring the ghost officials. If you don't eat them, I have to throw them away~~tsk tsk tsk~"
Without waiting for them to reply, I turned and went into the house, pretending to throw away the wine and meat~~
"Little brother, wait a minute!"
Haha, I really fell for it!
The door of the clinic was gently pushed open by the ghost officials, and more than a dozen ghost officials all rushed in, stood in front of the wine and meat, and swallowed their saliva!
The village doctor saw me standing there, talking non-stop, and hurriedly came forward to ask me if I was feeling unwell.
I told him not to talk nonsense, and quickly moved the table and stools, and said it was urgent!
Simply, the village doctor didn't say anything, and after moving the table and stools, he sat down.
"I'm just hungry. You're my soulmate. I love this the most~~"
Well, the ghost messengers haven't sat down yet, but the village doctor is about to start eating. He thought I prepared the wine and meat for him!
"Stand up! Is this for you?"
I laughed loudly, which scared the village doctor!
I winked at him, hoping that the village doctor would understand that I had something to say~~
The village doctor was not a fool. He suddenly remembered what I said during the day, and he seemed to be a little scared. Although he said that he was not afraid of life and death, and everything was God's will, when he really had to die, everyone would have a fearful mentality.
It was because of this mentality that he moved his butt off the bench.
The village doctor looked around and asked me in a low voice:
"Brother, are there enough stools? If not, I'll move a few more?"
He was quite sensible, so I asked him to move 6 more stools and put them in front of the table.
"My Lords, please take a seat. If I have not treated you well, please forgive me~~"
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The ghost messengers all took their seats and began to eat with relish.
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The village doctor saw that the beef on the table was floating up out of thin air and was slowly decreasing. His eyes almost popped out!
I was pouring wine for the ghost officials, and soon, two catties of Shaodaozi were consumed!
I knew that I didn't buy enough wine, so I asked the village doctor to go out and buy another five catties. He went out and walked towards the village store.
"Dear adults, eat and drink well. If you have any questions, call me at any time. I won't bother you~~"
"Okay, okay. Little brother, just go and do your work, don't worry about us~~"
I hurriedly chased out, grabbed the village doctor's arm, and told him that no matter what happened tonight, he must not come back, and told him that I saved his life today, and he must return it to me one day!
The village doctor's calves were soft. He saw that I was a man of great ability. He thought that what I said during the day was nonsense. After seeing that scene just now, he believed what I said!
"Don't worry, buddy, there's nothing wrong!"
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