富商屬於肥胖體型,腦袋還沒沾到枕頭的時候,就開始打起了呼嚕。
我真的很羨慕這種沾床就睡的人,天生的福氣可是學不來的。
他的呼嚕聲震天響,我根本睡不著,索性找來檯燈,在燈光下看起了《金瓶梅》。
不得不說,這本書真是曠世奇作啊,文筆細膩栩栩如生,尤其是裡面的插圖更是耐人尋味~
不知道過了多久的時間,富商的呼嚕聲突然停了下來,好像有東西堵住了他的口鼻一般~
我扭頭朝著富商看去,看見他滿臉的驚恐之色,額頭上的汗水如水柱般,向下方流淌,不一會兒功夫,枕頭就被打濕了一大片。
那個夢境女孩來了!
我連忙盤腿而坐,緊閉雙目,雙手的食指、中指、大拇指併攏,無名指與小拇指交合在一起,嘴中開始默念絕煞咒:
魔星惡鬼,古洞精靈,舉頭同視,俯首同聽,上有六甲,下有六丁,騷擾為歷,定乾雷霆,太上有令,命我施行!
眼前一陣眩暈過後,我的靈識已經鑽進了富商的夢境之中!
入夢成功了~
我周圍漆黑一片,一股腐爛的氣味迎面撲來。
這個地方密不透風,我好像被關在了什麼狹窄的空間。
我呼吸急促,這裡的空氣很是稀薄,我嘗試著朝前方走了幾步,感覺腳下似乎踩到了什麼東西。
軟綿綿的,而且腳下的事物似乎已經腐爛,我這一腳下去,直接將其踩碎了!
“什麼東西?”
我連忙低頭看去,下方漆黑一片,什麼都看不到,但是我很清楚,一定是踩到了什麼東西!
我連忙蹲下身去,嘗試著用手指摸索著,摸索片刻後,我知道自己踩到的東西是什麼了,應該是一個人的屍體!
而且還是個女人的屍體!
被我踩到的物體軟綿綿的,應該是她的胸部!
這下可好,剛進入夢境,就把人家的胸給踩碎了,不知道會不會引起不必要的風波~~
我的身體又朝著後方退了幾步,想要從這屍體上挪開,卻發覺,我的腳又踩到了一具屍體之上,不用看,這還是個女人屍體!
這裡究竟是什麼地方?
接連踩到了兩具屍體,周圍的環境為何與富商描述的不一樣?
富商不是說會有一個穿紅色衣服的女孩嗎?
還有,他嘴裡說的紅色棺材到底在何處,為何我看不見呢?
我帶著心中的疑問,開始四處摸索著,試圖找到牆壁之類的東西,這樣可以給我一定的安全感!
手剛朝著旁邊探了沒多遠的距離,就摸到了類似牆壁一樣的東西,那牆壁粗糙無比,甚至還有無數的倒刺,我的手指感到一陣火辣辣的刺痛感~~
這種感覺我很熟悉,剎那間,我明白了自己身處何處了;
我應該在一口棺材裡!
沒錯,我摸到的牆壁就是棺身,只不過這口棺材在打造的時候,工匠並沒有將內部打磨乾淨,所以才會有這麼多的倒刺,看來當初在埋葬棺中之人的 時候,應該很匆忙吧!
因為作為專業打棺材的木匠而言,給死人優質的睡眠體驗是他們的行業準則,敬業的工匠師傅絕對不會出現這種低等的錯誤!
“砰砰砰~~”
頭頂傳來三聲沉悶的聲響,有人在外面敲棺材板!
是誰?
是不是那個紅衣女孩?
“陰陽先生,棺材裡面,舒~服`嗎?”
外面傳來一個女孩淒厲的嘲諷聲,讓我有點抓狂。
這次的入夢體驗很差,怎麼鑽進了棺材裡?
而且還被穢物給嘲諷了一番!
「留下來陪我,留下來陪我吧!桀桀桀桀~~”
外面的聲音一直沒有停下來,它的聲音不斷在我的耳朵中徘徊,試圖擾亂我的心智!
你能想像出這是什麼感覺嗎?
你身處在密不透風的棺材之中,腳下就是兩具腐爛發臭的屍體,眼前一片漆黑,空氣稀薄,而且外面還有髒東西不斷的敲著棺蓋!
一般的人估計在這種環境下想必已經瘋掉了,但是我卻不同,我可是吊炸天的陰陽先生!
必須找到外面穢物的弱點!
根據那穢物的聲線不難判斷,這應該就是一個年紀不大的女孩發出來的,想必就是富商經常夢到的紅衣女鬼。
「姑娘,我看你很是孤獨吧?活著的時候就很是淒慘,死了又遭這麼多的罪,是不是被人陷害,你心有冤屈啊?”
我靈機一動,找到了這女孩的弱點,它一直在重複一句話,讓我留下來陪著它,想必是個很孤單的女鬼。
這棺木中已經有了兩具屍體,照道理來說,這女鬼應該不缺穢物作陪,可是兩具女屍卻一直沒有任何反應,這就表明,這兩具屍體很是懼怕紅衣女孩, 不敢與它產生任何交流!
所以我斷定,女孩應該是被人迫害,隨後被丟進了棺材之中,因為心生怨恨,所以化成了厲鬼,才有如此滔天的煞氣!
我的這句話說出口之後,外面的女鬼果然消停了下來,也不再說話,也不再敲棺蓋了。
「姑娘,你有什麼冤屈告訴我,哥哥幫你解決,也不算咱們相識一場,你總不希望自己的怨恨一直得不到釋放吧?”
我表明自己的立場,我願意幫它完成遺願,它心中若是有仇恨,我就幫它報仇雪恨,若是它有未完成的心願,我就嘗試著幫它完成心願!
這是我為富商驅邪做出來的第一步計劃,只要能讓紅衣女鬼消停下來,說出自己的遭遇,接下來的事情就好辦多了。
“陰陽先生,你說的可是真的?若是你敢騙我,我可會要了這肥豬的命!”
女鬼自知鬥不過我,便拿富商性命作為要挾,試圖給我一個下馬威!
「姑娘,有何事說出來吧,哥哥從不騙鬼!」
“那好,你把耳朵貼到棺蓋上~~”
我照著它說的話,將耳朵貼在棺蓋上,聽紅衣女孩訴說自己的遭遇。
這個過程中,我的眉頭擰成了丁字,心中很是心酸,原來這紅衣女鬼也是個苦命人,活著的時候竟然受了那麼多的苦,怪不得它會有這麼深重的怨氣!
The rich businessman was obese, and he started snoring before his head even touched the pillow.
I really envy people who fall asleep as soon as they touch the bed, because you can't learn natural blessings.
His snoring was so loud that I couldn't fall asleep at all, so I simply found a desk lamp and read "Jin Ping Mei" under the light.
I have to say that this book is really a masterpiece, the writing is delicate and vivid, especially the illustrations inside are even more intriguing~
I don't know how long it has been, the rich businessman's snoring suddenly stopped, as if something blocked his mouth and nose~
I turned my head to look at the rich businessman, and saw that his face was full of fear, and the sweat on his forehead flowed down like a water column. After a while, the pillow was wet.
The dream girl is here!
I quickly sat cross-legged, closed my eyes, put my index finger, middle finger, and thumb together, and intertwined my ring finger and little finger. I began to silently recite the absolute curse:
Evil star ghosts, ancient cave elves, look up and listen together, there are six Jia above and six Ding below, harassment is the calendar, and thunder is determined. The Supreme has ordered me to execute it!
After a dizzy moment, my spiritual consciousness has entered the dream of the rich businessman!
I succeeded in entering the dream~
It was pitch black around me, and a rotten smell came towards me.
This place is airtight, and I seem to be locked in a narrow space.
I was breathing rapidly, and the air here is very thin. I tried to walk forward a few steps, and I felt that I seemed to step on something under my feet.
It was soft, and the things under my feet seemed to have rotted. I stepped down and crushed it directly!
"What is it?"
I quickly looked down. It was pitch black below and I couldn't see anything, but I knew very well that I must have stepped on something!
I quickly squatted down and tried to feel around with my fingers. After feeling around for a while, I knew what I stepped on. It should be a corpse!
And it was a woman's corpse!
The object I stepped on was soft, it should be her breasts!
This is good. I just entered the dream and crushed someone's breasts. I don't know if it will cause unnecessary disturbances~~
My body retreated a few steps backwards, trying to move away from the corpse, but found that my feet stepped on another corpse. No need to look, this is still a woman's corpse!
Where exactly is this place?
I stepped on two corpses in succession. Why is the surrounding environment different from the description of the rich businessman?
Didn't the rich businessman say that there would be a girl in red clothes?
Also, where is the red coffin he mentioned, why can't I see it?
With questions in my mind, I began to grope around, trying to find something like a wall, which can give me a certain sense of security!
As soon as I reached out to the side, I touched something like a wall. The wall was extremely rough and even had countless barbs. My fingers felt a burning pain~~
This feeling was very familiar to me. In an instant, I knew where I was;
I should be in a coffin!
Yes, the wall I touched was the coffin, but when the coffin was made, the craftsman did not polish the inside clean, so there were so many barbs. It seems that when the person in the coffin was buried, he must have been in a hurry!
Because as a professional coffin carpenter, providing a high-quality sleeping experience for the dead is their industry standard. Dedicated craftsmen will never make such low-level mistakes!
"Bang bang bang~~"
Three dull sounds came from above my head, and someone was knocking on the coffin board outside!
Who is it?
Is it the girl in red?
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"Mr. Yin-Yang, is it comfortable inside the coffin?"
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A girl's shrill mocking voice came from outside, which made me a little crazy.
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This dream experience is very bad. How did I get into the coffin?
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And I was mocked by the filth!
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"Stay with me, stay with me! Hehehe~~"
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The voice outside has not stopped. Its voice keeps lingering in my ears, trying to disturb my mind!
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Can you imagine what this feels like?
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You are in an airtight coffin, with two rotten and smelly corpses under your feet. It's pitch black in front of you, the air is thin, and there are dirty things outside that keep knocking on the coffin lid!
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Most people would have gone crazy in this environment, but I am different. I am the awesome Mr. Yin-Yang!
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We must find the weakness of the filth outside!
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It is not difficult to judge from the voice of the filth that this should be made by a young girl, presumably the red-dressed female ghost that the rich businessman often dreams of.
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"Girl, I think you are very lonely, right? You were very miserable when you were alive, and you suffered so much after death. Were you framed by someone? Do you feel wronged?"
I suddenly had an idea and found the weakness of this girl. She kept repeating a sentence and asked me to stay with her. She must be a very lonely female ghost.
There are already two corpses in the coffin. Logically speaking, this female ghost should not lack filth to accompany her, but the two female corpses have not responded at all, which shows that the two corpses are very afraid of the girl in red and dare not have any communication with her!
So I concluded that the girl must have been persecuted and then thrown into the coffin. Because of resentment in her heart, she turned into a fierce ghost, which is why she has such a monstrous evil spirit!
After I said this, the female ghost outside really stopped talking and stopped knocking on the coffin lid.
"Girl, tell me if you have any grievances. I will help you solve them. It's not like we met before. You don't want your resentment to be unrelieved, right?"
I stated my position. I am willing to help it fulfill its last wish. If it has hatred in its heart, I will help it avenge its hatred. If it has unfulfilled wishes, I will try to help it fulfill its wishes!
This is the first step of my plan to exorcise the evil spirits of the rich businessman. As long as I can make the red-clothed female ghost calm down and tell her experience, the next things will be much easier.
"Mr. Yin and Yang, are you telling the truth? If you dare to lie to me, I will kill this fat pig!"
The female ghost knew that she couldn't beat me, so she threatened the rich businessman's life and tried to give me a blow!
"Girl, tell me what's going on. Brother never lies to ghosts!"
"Well, put your ears on the coffin lid~~"
I followed what it said, put my ears on the coffin lid, and listened to the red-clothed girl tell her experience.
During this process, my brows were twisted into a T shape, and I felt very sad. It turned out that this female ghost in red was also a miserable person. She suffered so much when she was alive. No wonder she had such deep resentment!
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