我先天就是做陰陽先生的命，我的命格很硬，有著招陰的體質。
現在河水中的穢物都看上了我完美無缺的身體，從它們之中隨便挑一個出來，我的八字都能與它們相配，所以，這些穢物絕對不會放過這個千載難逢的投胎機會。
一時間，我竟然變成了香餑餑~~~
不過想了想，父親說讓我先撐一會兒，他去忙別的事情，應該是想辦法救我去了，現在我只要撐到父親回來，就還有機會。
我望著岸邊的父親，再次陷入了絕望之中~~
他不知道從哪裡搬來了一個板凳，一屁股坐在上面，高翹著二郎腿，悠然的啃著雞腿，饒有興趣的望著水中的我！
好嘛！
這就是他嘴中說得，讓我先撐一會兒？
我看他已經做好給我收屍的準備了吧？
攤上這麼一個父親，真是倒了八輩子血霉了，自己兒子都快要死了，他還有閒情雅緻啃雞腿？
不過，他手上的雞腿是哪來的呢？
莫非來的時候，父親就算到了我會有這麼一出，提前準備了不成？
哎喲~這坑兒子的倒楣玩意兒！
父親不管我，只能靠自己了！
我拼了命的往河岸上游，但是二超一直緊緊抓住我的腳踝往下拉，我完全喪失了行動能力！
“楠兒，加油，爹爹看好你哦！”
嘿，這玩意兒還在岸上說看好我？
下輩子我投胎絕對得繞著你走！
“咕嚕嚕嚕~~”
水下面傳來陣陣氣泡，二超抓我腳踝的手也好像突然鬆開了！
這是怎麼回事？
我連忙動了一下，果然如此，那雙手真的鬆開了！
趕緊朝著岸邊游去，當我離岸邊只剩下一臂距離的時候，那該死的手又他娘的抓住了我的腳踝！
只不過這次抓我腳踝的手好像有了變化，沒有剛才那麼緊，似乎還有點輕柔的感覺~~
這應該是女鬼的手，低頭一看，果不其然，抓我的淹死鬼還真是個女的~~
我明白了，我突然明白了，剛才水裡面傳來咕嚕嚕的聲音，應該是七隻淹死鬼為了爭奪我，而在裡面打起來了！
所以我才有了短暫的自由時間~~
女鬼拉著我往下拽，被其餘的淹死鬼一把推開，12隻枯瘦如柴的手齊刷刷的拉住我的三條腿，拼命往下拽！
不知道是哪個烏龜王八蛋加祖墳冒青煙的淹死鬼，竟然抓住我的襠部，都快要被他給捏爆了！
“咕嚕~”
“轟~~”
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我的身體完全被拉進了河水之中，耳朵因為進水而發出隆隆隆的聲響~
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七隻淹死鬼將我圍在中間，都直勾勾的望向我！
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我挑了一個看著很是弱小的淹死鬼，衝著它的頭上就是一拳！
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“砰~”
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一聲輕微的悶響傳來，那淹死鬼的腦袋朝著後方一歪，竟然鬆開了雙手！
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我懂了，人都有弱點，這淹死鬼也是如此，它們的腦袋就是最強大的弱點，只要我攻擊它們的頭部，就會有逃脫的機會~~
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“砰砰砰砰~”
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又是幾聲悶響過後，又是幾隻淹死鬼鬆開了手，並且暫時暈厥了~
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我的身體有了浮力，雙腿猛地一蹬，腦袋終於露了出來，大口的呼吸著新鮮空氣！
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不等水中的淹死鬼做出反應，我率先發動了進攻，一個猛子鑽進河水中，衝著所有的淹死鬼打了一拳，那拳頭盡數落在它們的腦袋上！
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不一會兒功夫，只剩下一隻淹死鬼還抓著我的腳踝了，那就是二超！
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我連忙浮上水面，看見父親已經脫光了衣物，渾身下只留下一個褲衩，他縱身一躍，落入水中，一個用力，將二超這個淹死鬼扔到了岸上！
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我與父親迅速上岸，將二超牢牢地按在地上了！
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“想投胎就乖乖聽話，否則我讓你化成飛灰！”
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二超嘴裡在嘟囔著什麼，但是它所說的話，我與父親根本就聽不明白，不過看它的行為舉止，應該是在哀求我們放過它。
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因為二超的身體已經開始出現明顯的腐蝕狀況，火辣辣的陽光讓它倍感煎熬！
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「想要我們放過你，就必須解開虎子身上的封印，否則後果自負！”
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二超明顯愣了一下，隨後用手指在地面上畫了一個大大的問號！
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它心中充滿了疑惑，不明白父親到底在說些什麼。
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見我與父親愣在那裡，二超拼盡全力在地上寫了幾個字：
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“不~是~我~”
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隨後，二超指了指水中的飄起來的一隻淹死鬼，我與父親這才明白了過來。
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它的意思很明確，抓虎子的淹死鬼不是它，而是飄起來的那隻淹死鬼做的！
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“鬆手！”
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我與父親鬆開手後，二超拼了命的衝進了河水之中，並且用盡渾身氣力，將飄起來的那隻淹死鬼給扔到了岸邊，滾在我與父親的腳下！
二超還在水中不斷地給我們作揖鞠躬，看樣子很是慚愧，它完全不知道我與父親是虎子的人，如果提前知道的話，它絕對不會做出這樣的事情出來！
看來，一開始我們就想錯了，虎子之所以可以被救上岸，應該是二超起到了不小的作用，而當時虎子吐字不清晰，將二超救我來了，說成了 二超回來了，才引起了這些誤會。
“嗚嚕嚕嚕~~”
被二超丟上來的淹死鬼緩過勁來，嘴中不斷的吐著泡泡，它也扛不住毒辣的陽光，身體出現了腐爛的情況，正是這樣的疼痛，讓它清醒了過來 ~
我與父親連忙將它按在地上，並且告誡它，想要活命，必須解開虎子身上的封印，否則我們絕不放過它！
「嗯嗯嗯~~好好~我答應你們~趕緊放開我~~痛疼~~啊！」
這淹死鬼死的時間很久了，已經成了精，他能口吐人言，而且一開口就是地道的山東口音，想必生前，應該是山東人士吧？
“已經解開了~好漢~放俺回去~~”
「放你回去可以，如果我們回去看見虎子還是沒有改變，定會回來尋你，你是見識過我們的手段的！」
父親示意我鬆開手，那淹死鬼迅速鑽進了河水中，膽怯的望著我們，隨後消失在河床之中~~
「爸，這淹死鬼要是耍詐，騙咱們怎麼辦？」
抓它們一次真的費了不少的功夫，若是那淹死鬼耍心眼詔騙我們，可就有罪受了，這樣的過程我是不想再經歷第二次了。
我滿腿都是青紫色的手掌印，襠部也腫脹起來，那體型是原來的數倍~而且還有很明顯的刺痛感！
「山東人向來仁義，應該不會騙咱們，咱們回去吧~”
父親之所以爽快的放淹死鬼走，竟然是看上了它山東的籍貫，這是不是有點草率了？
I was born to be a Yin-Yang master. My fate is very strong and I have a physique that attracts Yin.
Now the filth in the river water has set its eyes on my perfect body. Pick any one of them, and my horoscope can match them, so these filth will never miss this golden opportunity to reincarnate.
For a while, I became a hot commodity~~~
But after thinking about it, my father told me to hold on for a while, and he was busy with other things, probably trying to save me. Now I just need to hold on until my father comes back, and there is still a chance.
I looked at my father on the shore and fell into despair again~~
He didn't know where he brought a bench from, sat on it, crossed his legs, gnawed chicken legs leisurely, and looked at me in the water with interest!
Well!
Is this what he said, let me hold on for a while?
I think he has prepared to collect my body, right?
It's really unlucky to have such a father. His son is about to die, and he still has the leisure to gnaw chicken legs?
However, where did the chicken leg in his hand come from?
Could it be that when he came, my father had expected this to happen to me and had prepared in advance?
Ouch~ This unlucky thing that pitted his son!
My father didn't care about me, so I could only rely on myself!
I tried my best to swim to the river bank, but Erchao kept holding my ankle tightly and pulling me down, and I completely lost my ability to move!
"Nan'er, come on, Daddy is watching you!"
Hey, this thing is still on the shore saying that he is watching me?
I will definitely walk around you in my next life!
"Gulululu~~"
There were bursts of bubbles from under the water, and Erchao's hand holding my ankle seemed to suddenly loosen!
What's going on?
I moved quickly, and sure enough, the hands really loosened!
I quickly swam towards the shore, and when I was only an arm's length away from the shore, the damn hand grabbed my ankle again!
It's just that the hand holding my ankle seems to have changed this time. It's not as tight as before, and it seems to be a little soft~~
This should be the hand of a female ghost. When I looked down, I found that the drowned ghost holding me was indeed a female~~
I understand, I suddenly understand that the gurgling sound coming from the water just now should be the seven drowned ghosts fighting for me!
So I have a short period of free time~~
The female ghost pulled me down, but was pushed away by the other drowned ghosts. 12 skinny hands grabbed my three legs and pulled me down desperately!
I don't know which turtle bastard and drowned ghost with a green smoke coming out of his ancestral grave actually grabbed my crotch. I was almost crushed by him!
"Gurgle~"
"Boom~~"
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My body was completely dragged into the river, and my ears made a rumbling sound because of the water~
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Seven drowned ghosts surrounded me in the middle, all staring at me!
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I picked a drowned ghost that looked very weak, and punched it on the head!
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"Bang~"
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A slight muffled sound came, and the drowned ghost's head tilted backwards, and he actually let go of his hands!
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I understand, everyone has weaknesses, and this drowned ghost is the same. Their heads are the most powerful weakness. As long as I attack their heads, there will be a chance to escape~~
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"Bang bang bang bang~"
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After a few more muffled sounds, several more drowned ghosts let go of their hands and fainted temporarily~
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My body has buoyancy, and my legs kicked hard, and my head finally came out, breathing in fresh air!
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Without waiting for the drowned ghosts in the water to react, I took the lead in launching an attack. I dived into the river and punched all the drowned ghosts. The fists all landed on their heads!
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After a while, only one drowned ghost was left holding my ankle, and that was Erchao!
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I quickly floated to the surface and saw that my father had taken off all his clothes, leaving only a pair of shorts on his body. He jumped into the water and threw Erchao, the drowned ghost, onto the shore!
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My father and I quickly went ashore and pressed Erchao firmly to the ground!
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"If you want to reincarnate, be obedient, otherwise I will turn you into ashes!"
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Erchao was mumbling something in his mouth, but my father and I couldn't understand what he said at all. However, judging from his behavior, he should be begging us to let him go.
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Because Erchao's body had begun to show obvious corrosion, the scorching sun made him feel tortured!
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"If you want us to let you go, you must remove the seal on Hu Zi, otherwise you will bear the consequences!"
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Erchao was obviously stunned for a moment, and then drew a big question mark on the ground with his finger!
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It was full of doubts and didn't understand what my father was talking about.
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Seeing my father and I stunned there, Erchao tried his best to write a few words on the ground:
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"No~It's~Me~"
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Then, Erchao pointed to a drowned ghost floating in the water, and my father and I understood it.
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Its meaning was very clear. The drowned ghost that caught Hu Zi was not it, but the drowned ghost that floated up!
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"Let go!"
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After my father and I let go, Erchao rushed into the river desperately, and used all his strength to throw the drowned ghost that floated up to the shore, rolling at my and my father's feet!
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Erchao was still bowing to us in the water, looking very ashamed. It didn't know that my father and I were Hu Zi's people. If it knew in advance, it would never do such a thing!
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It seems that we were wrong at the beginning. The reason why Hu Zi was rescued to the shore should be that Er Chao played a significant role. At that time, Hu Zi's pronunciation was not clear, and he said Er Chao came back instead of Er Chao saving me, which caused these misunderstandings.
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"Woo woo woo woo~~"
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The drowned ghost thrown up by Er Chao recovered, and kept spitting bubbles from his mouth. It couldn't stand the scorching sun, and its body began to rot. It was this pain that made it wake up ~
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My father and I quickly pressed it to the ground and warned it that if it wanted to survive, it must unlock the seal on Hu Zi, otherwise we would never let it go!
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"Hmmmm~~Okay~I promise you~Hurry and let me go~~It hurts~~Ah!"
This drowned ghost has been dead for a long time and has become a spirit. He can speak human language and speaks with an authentic Shandong accent. He must have been from Shandong before he died.
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"It has been untied~ Good man~ Let me go~~"
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"We can let you go. If we go back and see that Hu Zi has not changed, we will definitely come back to find you. You have seen our methods!"
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My father signaled me to let go of my hand. The drowned ghost quickly dived into the river, looked at us timidly, and then disappeared into the riverbed~~
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"Dad, what if this drowned ghost cheats us?"
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It really took a lot of effort to catch them once. If the drowned ghost cheats us, we will be in trouble. I don't want to go through this process again.
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My legs are covered with purple palm prints, and my crotch is swollen. The size is several times the original~ and there is a very obvious stinging feeling!
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"People in Shandong are kind and righteous. They won't cheat us. Let's go back~"
The reason why my father let the drowned ghost go was because he was attracted by its Shandong origin. Isn't this a bit hasty?
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