看到村醫答應我的話後，我心裡放心了不少。
問他要了兩千塊錢，作為給鬼差們吃喝用的費用。
村醫很爽快，直接從兜裡拿出來三千塊給我，說不能讓我白忙活，這讓我心甚慰！
看在錢的面子上，不，看在他拼盡一切救我雇主的面子上，這事我管定了！
我告訴村醫，明天中午回之前千萬不要回來，就跟他分開了。
隨後我又回到那家滷肉店，又要了十斤牛肉，10斤燒刀子，還叮囑店主，今晚不要關門，他滷肉店裡面的東西我全包了！
鹵肉店的老闆很開心，讓我交了500塊訂金後，一口答應了下來。
回到診所，十幾隻鬼差已經將酒肉全部吞進了肚子裡，起身就要離開。
我看它們現在的這種狀態，連開胃都算不上！
我知道，今天我的任務很沉重~
將10斤牛肉，10斤燒刀子放在桌上後，鬼差們才又坐了下來。
“我說~我說小兄弟~你~你真仗義~來~一起喝~”
我擺手回絕，示意自己的身體不能飲酒，它們也沒有再為難我，繼續吃起了酒肉來。
我心裡跟明鏡似的，它們這樣的吃喝方法屬實滲人，我要是坐下來一起吃喝，不出三分鐘，肯定會爛醉如泥~~
到時候，什麼事情都辦不了了。
我坐在一旁，緊張的注意著手機上的時間，現在距離凌晨只剩下不到半個鐘頭了，留給我的時間真的不多了！
「各位大人們，你們用這碗喝的不痛快，依我看，咱們換成海碗如何？”
“好~就~就~依兄弟所言！咱們換~換~換大碗！”
我看到診所的櫃子裡擺放著十幾隻海碗，上面落滿了灰塵，這應該是村醫當屠夫的時候，用來接牲畜血的。
我將海碗全部清洗乾淨後，擺在桌上了。
鬼差們也毫不客氣，直接端起比臉還大的碗乾起了燒刀子！
我新買的酒肉，不出五分鐘又全部進了它們的肚子裡！
這哪裡是鬼差啊？
這分明是一群餓死鬼啊！
我直接跑出去，把滷肉店所有的酒肉全部包圓了，讓老闆給我送到了診所不遠處的路口。
兩大水缸的白酒，以及上百公斤的牛肉盡數擺放在鬼差們的面前。
這下總該夠了吧？
我看了下時間，23:45分！
還有15分鐘的時間，但願它們在凌晨之前，變得爛醉如泥~
“老大，我看~我看~我看時間~時間差不多了~別喝了~影響~影響正事~”
我怕啥來啥，一隻鬼差依然記得自己的任務，開始提醒其它的鬼差，我聽得出來，這些鬼差說話已經開始不利索了，舌頭都已經麻了~
「各位大人，今天剩下的酒肉已經不多了，要不然吃完了再談公務如何？”
我計上心頭，告訴你酒肉不多了，它們一定捨不得放棄這個吃喝的機會！
“先吃著~喝~喝著~出了事~我~我擔著！”
見領頭的都發話了，其餘鬼差還怕個錘子？
我將所有的酒肉擺在鬼差面前的時候，它們眼睛瞪的滾圓，齊刷刷的望著我~
“我說~我說兄弟~這~這就是~你~你說的~~一點？”
「各位大人，興許你們是喝多了，可能看東西模糊，其實沒多少酒肉，你們儘管敞開肚子吃就行了~”
“切~你才~你才喝多了呢~”
喝多的人永遠不承認自己喝多了，鬼也是這樣，越是這樣，越充分說明，它們堅持不了多久了！
我怕它們用海碗喝酒不過癮，直接給它們用上了水桶！
這一招果然夠狠，不一會兒功夫，所有的鬼差都趴在桌上，不得動彈了~~
我看了看時間，不多不少，剛好凌晨！
呼~~
我喘了一口氣，這一夜可把我累得夠嗆，要不是小爺心善，我才不願意管這種事。
不過，結局還挺不錯的，任務時間到，它們還沒有完成使命，並且醉成了爛泥，回去肯定無法交差，這十幾隻鬼差，估計要丟掉工作嘍~~
我拿起桌上的酒肉填飽了肚皮後，走到病房裡，看了看病床上的雇主。
他身上纏滿了白色繃帶，裹得跟木乃伊似的，一股很濃烈的中藥味鑽進我的鼻孔之中，這感覺很上頭！
不過，村醫也確實說到做到了，我能清楚地聽見雇主打呼嚕的聲音，他這條命果然是保住了~
但是，我必須要做一件對不起他的事情~
我將雇主扛了起來，把他放在診所外面的空地上，將剩下所有的滷肉一併打包，用泥巴包裹起來，並在泥巴上貼上了一張陰人符！
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我將所有的酒肉擺在鬼差面前的時候，它們眼睛瞪的滾圓，齊刷刷的望著我~
“我說~我說兄弟~這~這就是~你~你說的~~一點？”
「各位大人，興許你們是喝多了，可能看東西模糊，其實沒多少酒肉，你們儘管敞開肚子吃就行了~”
“切~你才~你才喝多了呢~”
喝多的人永遠不承認自己喝多了，鬼也是這樣，越是這樣，越充分說明，它們堅持不了多久了！
我怕它們用海碗喝酒不過癮，直接給它們用上了水桶！
這一招果然夠狠，不一會兒功夫，所有的鬼差都趴在桌上，不得動彈了~~
我看了看時間，不多不少，剛好凌晨！
呼~~
我喘了一口氣，這一夜可把我累得夠嗆，要不是小爺心善，我才不願意管這種事。
不過，結局還挺不錯的，任務時間到，它們還沒有完成使命，並且醉成了爛泥，回去肯定無法交差，這十幾隻鬼差，估計要丟掉工作嘍~~
我拿起桌上的酒肉填飽了肚皮後，走到病房裡，看了看病床上的雇主。
他身上纏滿了白色繃帶，裹得跟木乃伊似的，一股很濃烈的中藥味鑽進我的鼻孔之中，這感覺很上頭！
不過，村醫也確實說到做到了，我能清楚地聽見雇主打呼嚕的聲音，他這條命果然是保住了~
但是，我必須要做一件對不起他的事情~
我將雇主扛了起來，把他放在診所外面的空地上，將剩下所有的滷肉一併打包，用泥巴包裹起來，並在泥巴上貼上了一張陰人符！
After seeing the village doctor agree to my request, I felt much relieved. I asked him for two thousand yuan as expenses for the ghost messengers' food and drink. The village doctor was very generous, pulling out three thousand yuan from his pocket and saying he couldn't let me work for nothing. This warmed my heart!
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In consideration of the money and, no, in consideration of his efforts to save my employer at all costs, I was determined to see this through! I instructed the village doctor not to return until tomorrow noon and bid him farewell.
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Then, I returned to the braised meat shop, ordering ten kilograms of beef and ten kilograms of roast knives. I also instructed the shop owner not to close tonight, as I would cover all expenses. The owner happily agreed after I paid a 500 yuan deposit.
Back at the clinic, after the dozen or so ghost messengers had devoured all the food and alcohol, they were about to leave. Seeing their current state, they couldn't even work up an appetite!
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I knew my task for today was indeed daunting. After placing the beef and roast knives on the table, the ghost messengers sat down again. "Hey~ brother~ you're really generous~ let's drink together~" I waved my hand, declining their offer as my body couldn't handle alcohol. They didn't press me further and continued eating and drinking.
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I watched them closely, realizing their way of consuming was quite unsettling. If I sat down to drink with them, I'd be completely drunk in less than three minutes, unable to accomplish anything. I sat nervously, keeping an eye on the time on my phone. It was nearly midnight, and my time was running out!
"Hey, gentlemen, this bowl is too small for your enjoyment. How about we switch to these large bowls?" "Okay~ let's~ let's listen to brother and use large bowls!" I saw several dozen large bowls covered in dust inside the clinic cabinet. These were probably used to collect blood when the village doctor worked as a butcher.
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After washing them, I placed the bowls on the table. The ghost messengers didn't hesitate to grab the large bowls and devour the roast knives. Within five minutes, all the meat I bought was gone! These weren't ghost messengers; they were starving ghosts!
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I rushed out and bought all the meat and alcohol from the braised meat shop, having the owner deliver it to the nearby intersection. Two large barrels of white wine and hundreds of kilograms of beef were placed in front of the ghost messengers. This should be enough, right?
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Glancing at the time, it was 11:45 PM! Only fifteen minutes left. Hopefully, they would be completely drunk before midnight!
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"Boss, I think~ I think~ it's almost time~ stop drinking~ it'll affect~ affect our business~" One ghost messenger still remembered his duty and began reminding the others. I could tell they were already slurring their words and their tongues were numb.
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"Gentlemen, there's not much meat and alcohol left. Why don't we finish it and then discuss official matters?" I smirked inwardly, knowing they wouldn't give up this chance to feast!
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"Let's eat~ drink~ and if anything happens, I~ I'll take responsibility!" With the leader's approval, the other ghost messengers didn't hesitate.
When I put all the wine and meat in front of the ghosts, their eyes were wide open, looking at me in unison~
"I say~ I say brother~ this~ this is~ what you~ you said~~ a little bit?"
"My lords, maybe you are drunk, maybe you can't see things clearly, there is not much wine and meat, just eat as much as you can~"
"Tsk~ you are~ you are drunk~"
People who drink too much will never admit that they are drunk, and the same is true for ghosts. The more this is the case, the more it fully proves that they can't hold on for much longer!
I was afraid that they would not be satisfied with drinking with a large bowl, so I directly used a bucket for them!
This trick was really cruel. After a while, all the ghosts were lying on the table, unable to move~~
I looked at the time, not too late, not too late, just in the early morning!
Huh~~
I took a breath. This night really exhausted me. If it weren't for my kindness, I would not want to care about such things.
However, the ending was pretty good. When the mission time came, they had not completed their mission and were drunk. They would definitely not be able to report back. These dozen ghost messengers would probably lose their jobs~~
After I filled my stomach with wine and meat on the table, I walked into the ward and looked at my employer on the bed.
He was wrapped in white bandages, like a mummy. A strong smell of Chinese medicine penetrated my nostrils. It felt very intoxicating!
However, the village doctor did what he said. I could clearly hear the employer snoring. His life was saved~
However, I had to do something to make him feel sorry~
I carried my employer up and put him on the open space outside the clinic. I packed all the remaining braised meat together, wrapped it in mud, and pasted a Yinren talisman on the mud!
Yinren Fu, used to deceive ghosts and the like, usually has a very obvious effect.
According to legend, there was a Yin-Yang master who lived in a pavilion at night. He was suddenly awakened by the sound of a woman crying. He got up to check and found out that the girl had lost her parents since she was a child, and now her husband had died. She had no relatives around her and decided to hang herself in the river. Before she jumped into the river, she recalled her suffering and felt that God was unfair to her. The more she thought about it, the more aggrieved she felt, so she couldn't help crying.
Yin-Yang master also saw that hanging herself in the river was the final destination of the woman, and the ghost messenger in charge of the soul-collecting was a big shot, and it turned out to be the Black and White Impermanence!
Yin-Yang master felt that he had met the woman, which meant that there was a will in the dark, so he made up his mind to save the poor woman in front of him.
He coaxed the woman into believing that she should not die and should not end her life in this way. After pulling out three hairs with hair follicles from the woman, he let the woman leave.
Then Mr. Yin Yang found a black dog, slaughtered it, smeared thick mud on its body, dried it, and put it aside for use.
After preparing these things, Mr. Yin Yang got a lot of good wine and meat, and stood by the river quietly waiting for the arrival of the Black and White Impermanence.
As soon as the time came, a tall and short, fat and thin ghost messenger floated across the river. They were none other than the Black and White Impermanence!
The Black and White Impermanence landed on the river and was very confused. Their mission was to hook away the soul of the woman who fell into the river. Now the time and place were all correct, but why couldn't they see the woman's body?
Just when they were at a loss, Mr. Yin Yang came forward and greeted:
"Seventh Master, Eighth Master, how are you doing recently?"
The Black and White Impermanence was very surprised. Many people in the world knew the two brothers, but few people knew their names.
"Who are you? Why are you here?"
"My two lords, I have been waiting for you for a long time, and I have prepared good wine and delicious food. I hope you will come and taste them~"
The black and white ghosts saw that this man was gentle and polite, and they had a good impression of him. When they learned that there was good wine and good meat, their eyes suddenly lit up, and their stomachs made gurgling sounds~~~~
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