父親看在醉漢年邁父母的面子上，決定出手幫助他們，度過此劫。
總不至於真的因為一些言論讓兩口子絕了後吧？
我與父親商量後，覺得此鬼陰狠毒辣，用勸導的方式應該起不到什麼作用。
因為這鬼活著的時候，就沒有享受過一天的好日子，每天都在極為痛苦的狀態下存活，從未感受過人間的溫暖。
長期生活在這種環境中的孩子，通常都不愛說話，個性孤僻，且心腸陰沉毒辣。
表面上看著人畜無害，卻能做出一些匪夷所思的事情。
我們決定要醉漢詐死！
用這種方法來騙厲鬼，應該可以發揮作用。
我讓醉漢的父母取了茅土，以備不時之需。
茅土，其實就是茅坑裡面的土，在農村很是常見的一種泥土，人中黃長期與泥土摻和在一起，不斷的產生發酵釋放，這樣的茅土在驅邪除鬼方面有奇效！
父親讓醉漢的父母在床底下挖出一個深坑，深坑的大小按照醉漢身材打造，直到可以讓醉漢躺進去為止。
為了避免意外發生，我們也做了第二套方案，在房間中佈滿了符咒，若是第一套方案沒有產生效果，才會啟用第二套方案。
如果真的啟用了第二套方案，那就代表，不是厲鬼死就是我們亡，這是一個兩敗俱傷的方法，不到迫不得已，絕對不能採用第二套方案！
一切準備的差不多了，就等著第二天夜裡厲鬼出現了！
由於頭一天夜裡發生了意外，厲鬼沒有奪走醉漢性命，所以我們斷定，第二天夜裡，厲鬼一定還會採取行動！
第二天下午六點的時候，我們就已經開始忙碌了起來。
父親讓醉漢褪去身上衣物，將茅土盡數塗抹在他的全身，茅土塗抹的很是勻實不說，還特別的厚實～
那人忍著滔天的惡臭強忍著胸口的噁心，一直咬牙堅持，慢慢的，也就習慣了那種惡臭的味道了。
隨後，父親讓醉漢躲在床底挖好的深坑之中，並且千叮嚀萬囑咐，不論發生多麼可怕的事情，堅決不能發出任何聲響，否則後果不堪設想！
他躺在深坑之後，父親找來一張草蓆，將其蓋在深坑之上，用來掩蓋深坑的存在。
忙完這一切之後，我與父親拿起醉漢脫下的衣物，用稻草進行填充，不一會兒功夫，一個稻草人便做好了。
這稻草人的身材與醉漢完全一致，如果不開燈的情況下，絕對可以做到以假亂真的地步！
絕不是我吹噓，我與父親徵戰多年，這門手藝還是有的。
父親找來硃砂，用毛筆沾上硃砂後，在稻草人的臉部畫出了五官，那手法無比嫻熟，多一筆嫌多，少一筆沒魂，一張栩栩如生的臉就這樣被父親勾勒出來了 ～
“好了，現在就等厲鬼來了～”
我與父親躲在櫃子裡，用我的指尖血暫時封住我們二人的命門，這樣可以避免厲鬼發現我們，隨後就透過櫃子的縫隙觀察著外面的一舉一動～
我們就這樣，從晚上七點開始，一直等到了凌晨，家裡面也沒有出現厲鬼的身影。
莫非，這厲鬼還在水缸面前等待著醉漢不成？
不對，厲鬼只是為了報仇，化解心中怨氣，如果它在水缸附近找不到此人，定會來家中尋找，這一點絕對不會錯的！
果然，在凌晨一點鐘的時候，窗戶外面出現了響亮，那原本緊閉的窗戶忽然被一股陰風完全吹開了。
厲鬼透過窗戶飄了進來，在床上的稻草人面前停了下來。
它很是疑惑的望著床上的稻草人，思索了很久。
「嗯？這傢伙已經死了？不應該啊～」
果然，厲鬼不是這麼容易受騙的，如果它想帶走的人真的死了，它一定能找到死者魂魄的，顯然，現在的厲鬼根本就沒有見到醉漢的魂魄，所以它產生特疑惑。
鬼物所看到的世界與我們是有所不同的，人類眼中的世界是充滿色彩的，而且看到的東西很是細緻。
鬼物眼睛沒有眼白，所以在它們眼中的世界，通常都為黑白色，而且看東西很是模糊，碰到不確定的事情，只能倚靠敏感的嗅覺來判斷事物的對錯。
而且它們對紅色極為敏感，所以在死者面前不能穿紅色衣服，這會讓死者感到不安。
它趴在稻草人面前，將手放在稻草人的脖頸動脈處，沒有感覺到脈搏的跳動，心中的疑慮便消去了一半。
緊接著就是用鼻子來感受屍氣了，如果鬼物可以聞到死者身上的屍氣，那就代表，這個人確實已經死了。
這時候，我們所準備的茅土便起到了作用，茅土會不斷散發陣陣的惡臭，雖然這種惡臭與屍臭有著一定的區別，但卻能影響鬼物的判斷。
厲鬼努力的嗅了半天，眉頭緊鎖，隨口說了一句：
“這是什麼味啊？你小子是不是掉茅坑裡被糞水淹死的？”
緊接著，我與父親便聽到厲鬼滿意的笑聲，自己一心想害的人掉進糞坑被糞水淹死了，這種死法比自己的還要淒慘，這讓厲鬼心中有了一種 平衡感。
正是這個平衡感，讓它失去了判斷能力。
厲鬼還圍著整個房間轉了幾圈，尤其在櫃子麵前停留了很長一段時間，並且將眼睛湊在櫃子的縫隙朝裡面觀望！
我的心臟砰砰亂跳，強忍著壓力，屏住呼吸，才沒有被厲鬼發現。
就這樣，在我們沒有施展第二套方案的時候，就成功騙過了厲鬼，這讓我們心潮澎湃！
厲鬼離開之後，我與父親從櫃子裡鑽了出來，搬開那張床，掀開草蓆，發現這沒心沒肺的人竟然睡著了！
而且還能聽到他的呼嚕聲～
「奶奶的，真的是服了，這時候還能睡得著～」
幸虧父親在他身上塗抹的茅土夠厚實，有一部分茅土鑽進了他的口鼻之中，有效的阻礙了此人的呼嚕聲，才沒有造成過大的動靜。
要是剛才醉漢的呼嚕聲震天響，想必此時第二套方案已經如火如荼的施展開了～～
我們將他叫了起來，告訴他事情已經解決了，醉漢激動的哭出了聲，他從櫃子裡找到一張銀行卡，聲稱裡面有八萬塊錢存款，以此作為報酬，塞在 了我的手中。
我很欣慰的接下這張銀行卡，心想，這傢伙還挺會來事的～
「二位大師，你們那厲鬼還會拐回來找我嗎？”
這醉漢只是嘴欠，腦子卻很靈光，他擔心厲鬼去了陰間，找不到他的魂魄，便知道自己騙了它，到時候，厲鬼勢必會捲土重來，取他性命！
父親哈哈一笑，這一點他早就考慮到了！
For the sake of the drunk's elderly parents, the father decided to help them through this disaster.
It's not like the couple will really die because of some remarks, right?
After discussing with my father, I felt that this ghost was vicious and cruel, and persuasion would not work.
Because when this ghost was alive, he never enjoyed a good day, lived in extreme pain every day, and never felt the warmth of the world.
Children who live in this environment for a long time are usually quiet, withdrawn, and vicious.
On the surface, they look harmless, but they can do some incredible things.
We decided to let the drunk fake his death!
Using this method to deceive evil spirits should work.
I asked the drunk's parents to get thatch soil for emergency use.
Thatch soil is actually the soil in the pit, a very common kind of soil in rural areas. Renzhong Huang has been mixed with soil for a long time, and it is constantly fermented and released. Such thatch soil has a miraculous effect in exorcising evil spirits!
My father asked the drunk's parents to dig a deep pit under the bed. The size of the pit was built according to the drunk's body until the drunk could lie in it.
In order to avoid accidents, we also made a second plan, which was full of talismans in the room. If the first plan did not work, the second plan would be activated.
If the second plan was really activated, it would mean that either the evil spirit would die or we would die. This is a method that would hurt both sides. Unless it is absolutely necessary, the second plan must not be adopted!
Everything is almost ready, just waiting for the evil spirit to appear the next night!
Because an accident happened the night before, the evil spirit did not take the drunk's life, so we concluded that the evil spirit would definitely take action the next night!
At six o'clock in the afternoon of the next day, we were already busy.
My father asked the drunk to take off his clothes and apply all the thatched soil on his body. The thatched soil was applied very evenly and thickly~
The man endured the monstrous stench and the nausea in his chest, gritted his teeth and persisted, and slowly got used to the smell of that stench.
Afterwards, my father asked the drunk to hide in the deep pit dug under the bed, and repeatedly warned him that no matter how terrible the incident was, he must not make any noise, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous!
After he lay in the deep pit, my father found a straw mat and covered it on the deep pit to cover the existence of the deep pit.
After all this, my father and I took the clothes that the drunk took off and filled them with straw. After a while, a scarecrow was ready.
The figure of this scarecrow is exactly the same as that of the drunk. If the light is not turned on, it can definitely be made to look real!
I am not bragging. I have fought with my father for many years, and I still have this skill.
My father found cinnabar, dipped a brush in cinnabar, and drew the facial features on the face of the scarecrow. His technique was extremely skillful. One more stroke would be too much, and one less stroke would be soulless. A lifelike face was drawn by my father ~
"Okay, now we just have to wait for the evil spirit to come~"
My father and I hid in the cabinet, and used my fingertips blood to temporarily seal our life gates, so that the evil spirit could not find us. Then we observed every move outside through the gap in the cabinet~
We waited from seven o'clock in the evening until the early morning, and there was no evil spirit in the house.
Could it be that the evil spirit was still waiting for the drunkard in front of the water tank?
No, the evil spirit was just for revenge and to resolve the resentment in his heart. If he couldn't find this person near the water tank, he would definitely come to the house to look for him. This is absolutely correct!
Sure enough, at one o'clock in the morning, there was a noise outside the window, and the window that was originally closed was suddenly blown open by a gust of cold wind.
The evil spirit floated in through the window and stopped in front of the scarecrow on the bed.
It looked at the scarecrow on the bed with confusion and thought for a long time.
"Hmm? This guy is dead? That shouldn't be the case~"
Sure enough, the evil ghost is not so easily deceived. If the person it wants to take away is really dead, it will definitely find the soul of the deceased. Obviously, the evil ghost has not seen the soul of the drunkard at all, so it is particularly confused.
The world seen by ghosts is different from ours. The world in human eyes is full of colors, and the things they see are very detailed.
Ghosts have no whites in their eyes, so the world in their eyes is usually black and white, and they see things very blurry. When they encounter uncertain things, they can only rely on their sensitive sense of smell to judge whether things are right or wrong.
And they are extremely sensitive to red, so they cannot wear red clothes in front of the dead, which will make the dead very uneasy.
It lay in front of the scarecrow and put its hand on the scarecrow's neck artery. It did not feel the pulse, and half of the doubts in its heart disappeared.
Then it used its nose to feel the corpse gas. If the ghost can smell the corpse gas on the dead body, it means that the person is indeed dead.
At this time, the thatch soil we prepared came into play. The thatch soil will continue to emit bursts of stench. Although this stench is somewhat different from the stench of corpses, it can affect the judgment of ghosts.
The evil ghost tried to sniff for a long time, frowned, and said casually:
"What is this smell? Did you fall into the pit and drowned in the manure?"
Then, my father and I heard the evil ghost's satisfied laughter. The person he wanted to harm fell into the pit and drowned in the manure. This way of death was more miserable than his own, which gave the evil ghost a sense of balance in his heart.
It was this sense of balance that made it lose its judgment.
The evil ghost also circled the whole room several times, especially stayed in front of the cabinet for a long time, and put his eyes close to the gap of the cabinet to look inside!
My heart was pounding, and I endured the pressure and held my breath, so I was not discovered by the evil ghost.
In this way, when we did not use the second plan, we successfully deceived the evil ghost, which made us feel excited!
After the evil spirit left, my father and I got out of the cabinet, moved the bed, and lifted the straw mat. We found that this heartless man was actually asleep!
And we could hear his snoring~
"Damn it, I'm really impressed. He can still sleep at this time~"
Fortunately, the thatch soil that my father smeared on him was thick enough, and some of it got into his mouth and nose, effectively blocking his snoring, so that there was no big noise.
If the drunkard's snoring was loud just now, I guess the second plan would have been in full swing at this time~~
We called him up and told him that the matter had been resolved. The drunkard cried excitedly. He found a bank card in the cabinet and claimed that there was 80,000 yuan in deposits. As a reward, he stuffed it into my hand.
I took the bank card with great relief, thinking, this guy is quite capable~
"Two masters, will your evil ghost come back to find me?"
This drunkard was just a mouthful, but his brain was very smart.
He was worried that the evil ghost would go to the underworld and not find his soul, so he knew he had deceived it.
At that time, the evil ghost would definitely come back and take his life!
My father laughed, he had already considered this!
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