第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇，自己打好過…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdwpkNywNN
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗，佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvJggAuXYi
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdXYgxd18Z
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫，實際佢係咩，我真係唔知。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdazLSnrvZr
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」，我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjcwKWUu06
不過霸氣就真係十足，力量都非常之勁。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYiX8x0efO
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁，口腫面腫…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNj7udlmH0
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGV4IIMFodQ
「估唔到你哋都幾勁，睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3E2hv0QQnu
之後佢企返起身，做起手印，有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWXDNlnHQB
「石膚退去，大銅武神！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSZLf2PF7T
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟，石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0uzj4G8Hu
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟，仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNZ4BAAXwj
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像，英明神武…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8Lm0485WP
雙手按住一把巨劍，巨劍向下插喺地上面…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gB4MGvNEE
「石兵增援，將軍出征！」「余二十」再嗌…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkjtQsRDeK
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援，仲好似有D係高階D咁…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8k3eeS1fyj
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高，再「哈」一聲大叫…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRYxgzWya1
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wsEL1gbgn
至於佢自己本人就…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpP0jD5Aby
「九曲追魂，邪劍歸位！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVkprbRixt
一講完啫，就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZoX8qHoAH
好似蓄勢待發咁…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppgNXxovnU
「阿初，大銅武神等我嚟，你打余二十。」達叔咁講。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX49pSWnlCu
「好！」光管陳回應。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmCraSESO8
「自古英雄難過美人關！」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxv4zf4Xx4X
「唔係同講我丫嘛？」「悉英雄」咁問。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytPUTtWaAm
「慳D啦你！」我講。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe37z61JknN
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大，再變成…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGv2cSdiYS
我由下至上咁望佢，一對高踭鞋，橙色短裙，水手服，唔通係…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4Yprat22N
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子？！」我再向上望…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnKAqX73H5
「唔係，我係—愛野戰美奈子！」達叔咁講。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7LjpJ7tbE
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣，但係…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfB0F4v1YaN
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁，我真係想自殺死咗去…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblF659fFOP
「好Q…醜樣啊！你老味！」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGhvXdF3me
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh11kX6gqv8
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入，我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYilTl5KSO
(攀 ~！)582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5ZNcat0aI
「哎吔！」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1i1vxcvEKx
「YEAH！」全場一片掌聲。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6E15EAN6e
「女人都打？」「達叔」問。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnb4GnjxhU
「師兄，你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVT3IFEt2pa
「係噃，再變！」「達叔」大嗌。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4GdForXZV
佢企返起身，再次變身，呢一變就唔同喇…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsFL5puCU5
真係變出閃閃長髮，眼大鼻高嘴細細，好可愛嘅美奈子啊！582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYK3Caq8Kkj
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8ku0vVEZc
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟，佢下面凸起嚟嫁！582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBOipdmi3N
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗，「居居」反咗肚，「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qXRMm8KFE
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzduQFnKutS
至於兩位高人，「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理，佢哋亦都開咗拖…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67GhmAgqXh
「九曲追魂劍！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AtR5E2lpq
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVb1gSpeR7Y
「玉麟金劍，擘天式！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPr1f8vj0x
「我閃！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlKbacfpjo
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩，佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人！582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOjkIsljcp
「我避！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfIH1H7t8p
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱，避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiF3vJFuLW
但係叫得「追魂劍」，嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追，死追佢唔放…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcCOttbFzX
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇！」「光管陳」咁講。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBRsOWhRxd
佢講到好似呢個絕技，可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76kZl6vcTk
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗！」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIP4bvgWP74
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢，一邊反攻返「余二十」…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGFjofaXH9
「我再閃！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZx9k7ZFEge
「我再避！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9B19MH4Ht3
佢哋兩個就係咁，一直你打我打你，你閃我又避咁…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrFA6ci8Vy
原來高手過招真係會咁，閒閒地幾百個回合，但係個個回合都差唔多…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMZ075S4ja
睇得耐真係有D悶，都係轉去睇其他嘢好…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOEKBUBcxx
「鳳凰擺架！」原來達叔都識呢招。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9deRHspjB
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式，配上天使面貌嘅女性去做，堪稱一絕…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVVC5U9FTD
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做，就變成堪稱死絕，觀眾們死絕…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULl0J2d8s7
所以，我都係決定放棄呢邊視角，睇返自己先。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoPYyaS2PS
唔講唔覺，一講就覺，點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅？唔通佢哋都睇緊戲？582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7VWOMOY7x
但係唔係噃，佢哋原來一直啤住我，咁點解唔出手呢？582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxcXBldpu8
「哈哈，我呢個圓型陣勢，堪稱宇宙第一防守陣，睇你點攻破！」石兵將軍講。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnoTLvypZw
噢，唔怪得知佢唔攻啦，原來仲守緊。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfLpGx8grO
我本來想繼續唔同佢打，再去睇多陣戲，但係我發覺…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruj1EJ1Dmw
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味，所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVJOVnaOZr
「英雄！洗完眼未啊？居居，唔好玩扮死喇！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6VKP2GGhO
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedemzJQK8u
「頭先真係差D盲啊！」「悉英雄」講。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PAJCeSLcS
「汪 ~！ 汪 ~！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncwUB3y9eV
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁，我當然冇咁蠢，就咁同佢哋打啦…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxcxMbVmYD
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我，反而死守，你哋知唔知醜嫁？」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BhT3Ksnqn
我想激吓佢哋，點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭，成班都真係唔知醜，好在…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWdAhKPcnj
「三角攻擊陣！」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇！582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuPUvwzJcZ
「好！就等我趙子龍上身，百萬軍中救阿斗！」我大嗌。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuXBxGCrPc
「屙咩豆話？」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vSIqXsmFW
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍，騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅，再…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyQX8W8gz6
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘，直衝入去石兵群中，目的只有一個…582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMr2pa5pTXP
當然唔係懶有型，而係「擒賊先擒王」，我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍！582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIy6dW7pb2
(待續)582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8BBl6Y58h
下集預告︰582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDknwrrx30v
「心靈封鎖！」…「阿狗，靠，晒，你，喇！」582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluYbUoJ1px
註解︰582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwv0kxjYOY
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5VM00IQuu
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvAG7gFyCU
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片，之所以四級，主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。582Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv54XTvx9gD
