第056集 ~ 明︰肥咩僧丫，我叫佢「肥龍」，睇嚟佢有D料噃！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpc0uLH84f8
其實阿輝佢講得啱，我係真係好緊張…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6Qvqhj3My
我亦好擔心自己唔可以同小倩佢結婚生仔，畢竟就算係國家大事呢D嘢，都唔及得兒女私情咁重要丫嘛…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzQb4BLWJ8
不過…我更擔心嘅係…我就連孝順父母嘅時間都唔會再有…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTR5phQ0gL
(睇你個樣唔似咁孝順噃！)767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdC2frDzak
阿爸佢讀書唔多，成世人最叻嘅就係學李小龍咁，功夫佢就學唔到，淨係學咗一句說話…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgjMemAilh
仲成日掛喺口邊，「我讀得書少，你唔好蝦我」。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZHNRrMvLu
佢細細個就要出嚟做嘢， 打工賺錢養家，靠住自己一雙手，每日勞力工作…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9jUrz0nEl
辛辛苦苦先養得起呢頭家，將最好嘅都俾晒屋企人，自己就連衫褲都唔買多件…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7F4UdEKhh8
咁多年辛苦嘅工作，換來嘅係一副五勞七傷嘅身體，成日話腰骨痛，手腳痛咁，叫人點樣唔擔心丫？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eR06owcUB
阿媽佢生咗我之後，百病纏身，又糖尿病，又偏頭痛，試過出去做嘢賺錢…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28ilDlLWZX
但係亦試過做做吓嘢累低咗，屋企人都擔心佢多過自己，而家仲…(抹抹眼淚)…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH00cbPO3rp
算喇，喜劇嚟家嘛，唔諗負面嘢喇，為咗佢哋，我一定要生存落去！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePOk8G4N2h
我唔會再令佢哋擔心我，傷心嘅嘢就同眼淚一齊留返喺個心裡面啦，正所謂歌都有得唱啦—男人仆街讓女人流淚丫嘛！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmCvLONNLz
所以我一定唔會仆街嘅，亦唔要阿媽因為我而流淚！我會繼續以樂天嘅態度去過我嘅人生！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggOATSCL3Z
講返「酒乜吞童子」先，呢邊總算已經攪掂，之後我哋好快就搭車返晒去酒店，大家都各自返到自己房。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWA8Jifcmzh
我見自己返酒店途中諗得太多唔開心嘢，唔想自己鬱埋鬱埋，所以想搵個人分擔一吓…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyphMNQ7Jdj
我本來係想搵阿輝佢哋三個傾吓心事嫁，但係…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPwnraEDHA
一來，麻甩佬有D嘢好難開口嘅…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibOMt15M8p
二來，阿輝唔知去咗邊，「喪狗」就去咗溫女，「大袋」又去咗爆石，所以…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cqaSvMEQp
我好自然就諗起另一個可以傾訴嘅對象，我女朋友，小倩！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScOOp16FJz
我好厚面皮啊可？人哋都冇應承過做我女朋友就咁叫人哋，但係…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrZQHSOACR
唔厚面皮，點追女仔啊？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgBBlFXmyd
我之後自己一個人離開咗酒店去搵小倩，行行吓見到個地鐵站口就落咗去，不過…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuo1xXcfy5J
奇怪喇！呢個位原本唔係個地盤嚟嫁咩？不過算啦，都落咗去嚧，呢度人影都冇隻…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteMDvrdU6E
人影都冇隻呢家嘢，就意味住冇人會查我，亦意味住我唔使俾錢搭車…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfsyap21TY
不過，其實係因為我得幾張大紙冇散紙啫，我都唔想嫁…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKOv5yhVzM
(扮咩嘢啫！搭霸王車就搭霸王車啦！枉我頭先仲俾你攪喊咗添！)767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMe2pv9h4B3
係啊！我認啊！拉我丫笨！我就係咁，落咗月台…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7q9zdA4L8u
落到月台，我見到架車就開，咪即刻衝門囉，身為香港日日搭地鐵嘅一群，我點可以眼白白睇住架車走嫁，我「呵」一聲就跳咗上車。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcri5OCOyh1
車門閂埋嗰一吓，一個人從罅隙攝入嚟，真係嚇鬼死我，點知…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gx7sLjtRH
原來係阿輝。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rQN3Ox4VI
「你做咩跟埋嚟啊？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8kzvW6MKi
「我擔心你俾鬼迷啊！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpnGEltXxV
我之後將認識小倩嘅經過都講晒俾佢聽。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDs7AkAfaOG
「咦，你阿公呢？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRCuoelKIZ
「佢話頭先打鬼打到攰，要返房睇睇「大電影」充充電喎。」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuvqAZf5Et
「咁你隻「戇居狗」呢？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5TgAz4obM
「人哋叫「居居」啊！佢話今日成日都冇玩過波波，要返去同阿妮玩喎。」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBXzG2GGqB
「嘩，果然識揀人玩！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbB4cSQEro
「唔好諗衰嘢啦！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjIonZs0sT
「咦！奇怪喇！點解仲唔開車嘅？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEtga3spZT
「有冇人啊！？有冇人啊！？」我睇住阿輝佢不斷咁大叫。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzIcXL04Qp
我心諗，佢唔係覺得呢度有人識聽廣東話呀？我見佢係咁嗌，咪陪佢癲吓囉，跳起身就兜嘢拍落去個緊急安全制度，但係…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRXZyi0K64
換來嘅係…地震！？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gw3cGj9pi
(龐龐，龐龐~！)767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1N2JUrp0fU
咩事啊！？黐線架！？日本D安全制咁唔安全嘅！噤個制啫！使唔使放隻「恐龍」衝過嚟啊？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCDKYWjRnI
唔好話俾我聽係佢係職員囉！個樣咁「親切有禮」就唔在講啦，一身麻衣木珠，仲要加個布袋…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBGotlRYN5
如果佢出聲話自己係職員，我諗我真係要重新評估一吓日本人嘅品味囉…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidFzPFModb
見慣鬼怪嘅我哋，當然唔會俾佢嚇到淆底啦，嗱嗱聲就造好「九字護身法」！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mona9RiUy
冇錯！我已經識做晒「九字」，無他嘅，我驚「六字」頂唔住隻「肥龍」丫嘛…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawQDrPSfde
佢衝到過嚟，竟然冇傷害我哋，反而「嘰呢咕嚕」一番(講日文)，我想問，我哋兩個邊忽似架仔呢？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswc4IUZpgc
隻「肥龍」後面轟轟隆隆咁，好似有一大堆嘢衝緊埋嚟，但係俾佢個肥身阻住晒我視線，攪到我睇唔到…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEoHIMq26T
佢望一望後面，突然雙手運勁…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWaUbhLRHr
(噼嚦，啪嘞，噼噼，啪啪~！)767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0C4Gh7aaoS
佢雙手發出電光，「哈」一聲將兩個電光球掟出去，隨住佢稍為轉咗肥身，我見到電光球打向一大堆鬼怪…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPTr9GKF30
我驚又嚟唔切，讚又嚟唔切，連避都嚟唔切，「肥龍」另返轉頭就一手捉住咗我個頭，一手捉住阿輝個頭向另一邊跑去…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5On6MkRTbx
「喂！唔好捉頭得唔得啊？好很痛啊！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLFcPtKMuL
「個頭就嚟甩喇！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6o9FAgcteg
死人「肥龍」仲要跑得超快，就連鬼怪都追唔到佢嘅速度，請問有冇當過我哋兩個係人啊，好很痛啊！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLUf8Izty6
「姨！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxGAm0OLaa
你話死唔死丫？條頸俾佢整到連個「咦」字都變成「姨」音，我離遠見到一個老人，佢氣定神閒咁坐咗喺左邊手嘅長櫈中間…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKWn6UZN9r
「肥龍」見到佢，立即衝上前就停低咗…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKndoOO7IWl
「嘩，我條頸啊！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4inkBgqqt
「肥龍」將我哋放低，而且好恭敬咁向呢個老人家行禮。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT32YKlyGa6
「咦！廣東話！？」老人家咁講，佢竟然識聽？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Mq0qeysm5
「香港人梗係講廣東話啦！」我答，我郁郁個頭，整整條頸，之後再問︰—767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQj4FBI6YAw
「咦，咁你又識講廣東話嘅？」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioVggxA3NZ
「香港人梗係講廣東話啦！」老人家串嘴回應，佢之後轉身就打落「肥龍」個頭度。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqM9wEOJt8E
「巴架耶魯！」老人家好惡咁鬧「肥龍」。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt94LCnnwAb
呢句我識聽啊！不過，之後佢都係嘰呢咕嚕。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2jtpnaRfj
佢講完之後，「肥龍」就喺自己後面攞咗道白色嘅符隊咗入個口度吞咗，我好奇…我好好奇…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKLoTCcWTK
點解佢後面冇褲袋都可以攞到張白色紙出嚟嫁？究竟喺邊度攞出嚟嫁？我參透唔到啊！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgk86o1R5o
不過，你唔好理，食完白符之後，佢竟然識講廣東話，世事果然無奇不有！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EwYtoyE1o
「你兩個做乜喺度嫁？你哋知唔知呢度係大蛇妖身體裡面？」「肥龍」咁問。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheDxyHsK1P
「大蛇妖身體裡面！？」我同阿輝一齊講。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmY61zG3yAt
我哋未得閒問個老人係邊個，因為D鬼怪都已經跟到上嚟喇！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90O7a9VSAu
「肥龍」突然蹬大對眼，另轉肥身，向住鬼怪，雙手做出…竟然…竟然…係呢個動作！？767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMe4D5DTtV0
(噼嚦，啪嘞，噼噼啪啪，噼噼嚦嚦，啪啪啪啪~！)767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8otwY2sDj
佢座低個身，雙手電光匯聚，之後身體隨住雙手另向一邊腰間，一個強大嘅電光球就喺佢腰間嘅呢雙手之中變得無比強大，電光噼嚦！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiP6i3RhSv
說時遲，那時快，佢雙手已向鬼怪用力一伸，大叫︰—767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wu32aPNLX
「紫，電，靈，丸！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHQelSP8FW
光球隨即射向鬼怪，唔係講笑，八千幾條閃電連住一個光球，配上車廂嘅狹窄空間，就好似幫架車清理腸胃一樣…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlv0qWFYaF
D鬼怪根本冇機會亦冇空間生存到，簡單嚟講，渣都冇得剩…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRyjmfXqeZ
但係，我反而係想講嘅係…點解…點解啊？點解要係呢個名啊？我唔想啊！767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWpd6Z98sr
「我唔鐘意呢個名囉！」767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72d9f0bfMb
阿輝佢竟然直斥其非，我除咗呆咗，就只能心裡面表示認同加一。767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTc6ShJKXb
但係…「肥龍」佢…767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhRWdN1B5I
(待續)767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHxaaLqVsQ
下集預告︰767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NM3KIQTcc
邪道外魔都企一邊~~~767Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCcIJVMuyO
