第056集 ~ 明︰肥咩僧丫，我叫佢「肥龍」，睇嚟佢有D料噃！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gUyfCjfFk
其實阿輝佢講得啱，我係真係好緊張…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNAxtaeD91
我亦好擔心自己唔可以同小倩佢結婚生仔，畢竟就算係國家大事呢D嘢，都唔及得兒女私情咁重要丫嘛…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7LN3vbqnp
不過…我更擔心嘅係…我就連孝順父母嘅時間都唔會再有…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1V41Uughi
(睇你個樣唔似咁孝順噃！)779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3B4dfEnCfu
阿爸佢讀書唔多，成世人最叻嘅就係學李小龍咁，功夫佢就學唔到，淨係學咗一句說話…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm68iuYNjEK
仲成日掛喺口邊，「我讀得書少，你唔好蝦我」。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvDgWW8Zml
佢細細個就要出嚟做嘢， 打工賺錢養家，靠住自己一雙手，每日勞力工作…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuICSvfCvG
辛辛苦苦先養得起呢頭家，將最好嘅都俾晒屋企人，自己就連衫褲都唔買多件…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTOms70YKr
咁多年辛苦嘅工作，換來嘅係一副五勞七傷嘅身體，成日話腰骨痛，手腳痛咁，叫人點樣唔擔心丫？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCRd1fsfMV
阿媽佢生咗我之後，百病纏身，又糖尿病，又偏頭痛，試過出去做嘢賺錢…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0meJTJXnqG
但係亦試過做做吓嘢累低咗，屋企人都擔心佢多過自己，而家仲…(抹抹眼淚)…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqErvqve3SO
算喇，喜劇嚟家嘛，唔諗負面嘢喇，為咗佢哋，我一定要生存落去！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadTHOH6ekd
我唔會再令佢哋擔心我，傷心嘅嘢就同眼淚一齊留返喺個心裡面啦，正所謂歌都有得唱啦—男人仆街讓女人流淚丫嘛！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0CN5YDI3Z
所以我一定唔會仆街嘅，亦唔要阿媽因為我而流淚！我會繼續以樂天嘅態度去過我嘅人生！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDi3wrIRGqS
講返「酒乜吞童子」先，呢邊總算已經攪掂，之後我哋好快就搭車返晒去酒店，大家都各自返到自己房。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIeoZUKMGQ
我見自己返酒店途中諗得太多唔開心嘢，唔想自己鬱埋鬱埋，所以想搵個人分擔一吓…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepETwscOCA
我本來係想搵阿輝佢哋三個傾吓心事嫁，但係…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBhc1qD8mj
一來，麻甩佬有D嘢好難開口嘅…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Y9LrvY3Nx
二來，阿輝唔知去咗邊，「喪狗」就去咗溫女，「大袋」又去咗爆石，所以…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW31LRQ33Rh
我好自然就諗起另一個可以傾訴嘅對象，我女朋友，小倩！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8jQO0hKrK
我好厚面皮啊可？人哋都冇應承過做我女朋友就咁叫人哋，但係…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHJu42fqGM
唔厚面皮，點追女仔啊？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHprw63GGb2
我之後自己一個人離開咗酒店去搵小倩，行行吓見到個地鐵站口就落咗去，不過…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqB4FH73m3t
奇怪喇！呢個位原本唔係個地盤嚟嫁咩？不過算啦，都落咗去嚧，呢度人影都冇隻…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoljUtVo31Q
人影都冇隻呢家嘢，就意味住冇人會查我，亦意味住我唔使俾錢搭車…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzMbvsAVPH
不過，其實係因為我得幾張大紙冇散紙啫，我都唔想嫁…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSAjIksWwF
(扮咩嘢啫！搭霸王車就搭霸王車啦！枉我頭先仲俾你攪喊咗添！)779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFeW0cO3ob
係啊！我認啊！拉我丫笨！我就係咁，落咗月台…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GR8lipxFT
落到月台，我見到架車就開，咪即刻衝門囉，身為香港日日搭地鐵嘅一群，我點可以眼白白睇住架車走嫁，我「呵」一聲就跳咗上車。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypd0LygEux
車門閂埋嗰一吓，一個人從罅隙攝入嚟，真係嚇鬼死我，點知…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0HTcfoxOR
原來係阿輝。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhbvoGzmAV
「你做咩跟埋嚟啊？」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBLconqeP2
「我擔心你俾鬼迷啊！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLVBdgSGF8
我之後將認識小倩嘅經過都講晒俾佢聽。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRe95CvHzH
「咦，你阿公呢？」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLkShtw4oH
「佢話頭先打鬼打到攰，要返房睇睇「大電影」充充電喎。」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfhyKzGnJT
「咁你隻「戇居狗」呢？」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQjKosvYMB
「人哋叫「居居」啊！佢話今日成日都冇玩過波波，要返去同阿妮玩喎。」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7fQQJRVAC
「嘩，果然識揀人玩！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5dMWIMoLd
「唔好諗衰嘢啦！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSOBtnRkxS
「咦！奇怪喇！點解仲唔開車嘅？」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECV9uNJ4FT
「有冇人啊！？有冇人啊！？」我睇住阿輝佢不斷咁大叫。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HgNSeZcGO
我心諗，佢唔係覺得呢度有人識聽廣東話呀？我見佢係咁嗌，咪陪佢癲吓囉，跳起身就兜嘢拍落去個緊急安全制度，但係…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0peiSHsaG
換來嘅係…地震！？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYSAeEVrfg
(龐龐，龐龐~！)779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvRQOLe9de
咩事啊！？黐線架！？日本D安全制咁唔安全嘅！噤個制啫！使唔使放隻「恐龍」衝過嚟啊？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rgTOQVe8Y
唔好話俾我聽係佢係職員囉！個樣咁「親切有禮」就唔在講啦，一身麻衣木珠，仲要加個布袋…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4xBHeAD7z
如果佢出聲話自己係職員，我諗我真係要重新評估一吓日本人嘅品味囉…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVp5yznR9O
見慣鬼怪嘅我哋，當然唔會俾佢嚇到淆底啦，嗱嗱聲就造好「九字護身法」！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoIBgbpnSf
冇錯！我已經識做晒「九字」，無他嘅，我驚「六字」頂唔住隻「肥龍」丫嘛…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxuwpVsi28
佢衝到過嚟，竟然冇傷害我哋，反而「嘰呢咕嚕」一番(講日文)，我想問，我哋兩個邊忽似架仔呢？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaPnKTEPtj
隻「肥龍」後面轟轟隆隆咁，好似有一大堆嘢衝緊埋嚟，但係俾佢個肥身阻住晒我視線，攪到我睇唔到…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHuXA5nOxp
佢望一望後面，突然雙手運勁…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmEzQWMzp5
(噼嚦，啪嘞，噼噼，啪啪~！)779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAafWGHcFAO
佢雙手發出電光，「哈」一聲將兩個電光球掟出去，隨住佢稍為轉咗肥身，我見到電光球打向一大堆鬼怪…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKxxCjMXfm
我驚又嚟唔切，讚又嚟唔切，連避都嚟唔切，「肥龍」另返轉頭就一手捉住咗我個頭，一手捉住阿輝個頭向另一邊跑去…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡym6sVHwhc7
「喂！唔好捉頭得唔得啊？好很痛啊！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpq8aQZrHHp
「個頭就嚟甩喇！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHQagdaqCH
死人「肥龍」仲要跑得超快，就連鬼怪都追唔到佢嘅速度，請問有冇當過我哋兩個係人啊，好很痛啊！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSw4s6oj61
「姨！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiAofkR4ji
你話死唔死丫？條頸俾佢整到連個「咦」字都變成「姨」音，我離遠見到一個老人，佢氣定神閒咁坐咗喺左邊手嘅長櫈中間…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELqhNnZCZO
「肥龍」見到佢，立即衝上前就停低咗…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0zpvbx7sO
「嘩，我條頸啊！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegl2775aZP
「肥龍」將我哋放低，而且好恭敬咁向呢個老人家行禮。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHImkhqR4a
「咦！廣東話！？」老人家咁講，佢竟然識聽？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGC1QDS0nBU
「香港人梗係講廣東話啦！」我答，我郁郁個頭，整整條頸，之後再問︰—779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCUKhyl4Hr
「咦，咁你又識講廣東話嘅？」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6L3sZVoabU
「香港人梗係講廣東話啦！」老人家串嘴回應，佢之後轉身就打落「肥龍」個頭度。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeCUsiwmq2
「巴架耶魯！」老人家好惡咁鬧「肥龍」。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ134BvXx0JM
呢句我識聽啊！不過，之後佢都係嘰呢咕嚕。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGzeFklg57
佢講完之後，「肥龍」就喺自己後面攞咗道白色嘅符隊咗入個口度吞咗，我好奇…我好好奇…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28CNeymnNl
點解佢後面冇褲袋都可以攞到張白色紙出嚟嫁？究竟喺邊度攞出嚟嫁？我參透唔到啊！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCN83SE5CHf
不過，你唔好理，食完白符之後，佢竟然識講廣東話，世事果然無奇不有！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RPld9rnXK
「你兩個做乜喺度嫁？你哋知唔知呢度係大蛇妖身體裡面？」「肥龍」咁問。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIyj9TDLJJ
「大蛇妖身體裡面！？」我同阿輝一齊講。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIq6mRAx2U
我哋未得閒問個老人係邊個，因為D鬼怪都已經跟到上嚟喇！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY60vAfRVMH
「肥龍」突然蹬大對眼，另轉肥身，向住鬼怪，雙手做出…竟然…竟然…係呢個動作！？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGJJQj9jmQ
(噼嚦，啪嘞，噼噼啪啪，噼噼嚦嚦，啪啪啪啪~！)779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMVc4OH6KP
佢座低個身，雙手電光匯聚，之後身體隨住雙手另向一邊腰間，一個強大嘅電光球就喺佢腰間嘅呢雙手之中變得無比強大，電光噼嚦！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbStC4A9JU
說時遲，那時快，佢雙手已向鬼怪用力一伸，大叫︰—779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ74DSxvvRs
「紫，電，靈，丸！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1t6JhmQDYs
光球隨即射向鬼怪，唔係講笑，八千幾條閃電連住一個光球，配上車廂嘅狹窄空間，就好似幫架車清理腸胃一樣…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzOh7Zne9Q
D鬼怪根本冇機會亦冇空間生存到，簡單嚟講，渣都冇得剩…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekLPxxjUkS
但係，我反而係想講嘅係…點解…點解啊？點解要係呢個名啊？我唔想啊！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCMl9JmfYM
「我唔鐘意呢個名囉！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGFTHOn4vc
阿輝佢竟然直斥其非，我除咗呆咗，就只能心裡面表示認同加一。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCVo0tU9Go
但係…「肥龍」佢…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4htm8XkIJW
(待續)779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCv448bKNzQ
下集預告︰779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNssWyh0Pb
邪道外魔都企一邊~~~779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hiX74mf07
