第056集 ~ 明︰肥咩僧丫，我叫佢「肥龍」，睇嚟佢有D料噃！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgtmpQ1CML
其實阿輝佢講得啱，我係真係好緊張…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyrcRstO4g
我亦好擔心自己唔可以同小倩佢結婚生仔，畢竟就算係國家大事呢D嘢，都唔及得兒女私情咁重要丫嘛…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5p0BwE672y
不過…我更擔心嘅係…我就連孝順父母嘅時間都唔會再有…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObyMbDbrBj
(睇你個樣唔似咁孝順噃！)800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLF8sHoMYqa
阿爸佢讀書唔多，成世人最叻嘅就係學李小龍咁，功夫佢就學唔到，淨係學咗一句說話…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1maAIoAKll
仲成日掛喺口邊，「我讀得書少，你唔好蝦我」。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQ2oKSGaZG
佢細細個就要出嚟做嘢， 打工賺錢養家，靠住自己一雙手，每日勞力工作…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnV3qzZPDVK
辛辛苦苦先養得起呢頭家，將最好嘅都俾晒屋企人，自己就連衫褲都唔買多件…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡON9V3UZf7Z
咁多年辛苦嘅工作，換來嘅係一副五勞七傷嘅身體，成日話腰骨痛，手腳痛咁，叫人點樣唔擔心丫？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoigctBjd8
阿媽佢生咗我之後，百病纏身，又糖尿病，又偏頭痛，試過出去做嘢賺錢…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqZvjC1bNs
但係亦試過做做吓嘢累低咗，屋企人都擔心佢多過自己，而家仲…(抹抹眼淚)…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJI87gZoZXv
算喇，喜劇嚟家嘛，唔諗負面嘢喇，為咗佢哋，我一定要生存落去！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uD5phr76C
我唔會再令佢哋擔心我，傷心嘅嘢就同眼淚一齊留返喺個心裡面啦，正所謂歌都有得唱啦—男人仆街讓女人流淚丫嘛！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH05B3yndwX
所以我一定唔會仆街嘅，亦唔要阿媽因為我而流淚！我會繼續以樂天嘅態度去過我嘅人生！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHkF7vaZB8
講返「酒乜吞童子」先，呢邊總算已經攪掂，之後我哋好快就搭車返晒去酒店，大家都各自返到自己房。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsWoyvrmT4
我見自己返酒店途中諗得太多唔開心嘢，唔想自己鬱埋鬱埋，所以想搵個人分擔一吓…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyv6ZWknQn
我本來係想搵阿輝佢哋三個傾吓心事嫁，但係…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbncW0P3HAy
一來，麻甩佬有D嘢好難開口嘅…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PCPTJMuuM
二來，阿輝唔知去咗邊，「喪狗」就去咗溫女，「大袋」又去咗爆石，所以…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tt6vfxAAK
我好自然就諗起另一個可以傾訴嘅對象，我女朋友，小倩！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnx1dOjeCnk
我好厚面皮啊可？人哋都冇應承過做我女朋友就咁叫人哋，但係…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PrMAWi1nI
唔厚面皮，點追女仔啊？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlY7dkkQMit
我之後自己一個人離開咗酒店去搵小倩，行行吓見到個地鐵站口就落咗去，不過…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWySP4j9vi
奇怪喇！呢個位原本唔係個地盤嚟嫁咩？不過算啦，都落咗去嚧，呢度人影都冇隻…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1ptDz1yMg
人影都冇隻呢家嘢，就意味住冇人會查我，亦意味住我唔使俾錢搭車…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtsWh3XPvZ
不過，其實係因為我得幾張大紙冇散紙啫，我都唔想嫁…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5hUAfXfAP
(扮咩嘢啫！搭霸王車就搭霸王車啦！枉我頭先仲俾你攪喊咗添！)800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgOxST9Qgi
係啊！我認啊！拉我丫笨！我就係咁，落咗月台…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIST3HW1exz
落到月台，我見到架車就開，咪即刻衝門囉，身為香港日日搭地鐵嘅一群，我點可以眼白白睇住架車走嫁，我「呵」一聲就跳咗上車。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4Mprab0cH
車門閂埋嗰一吓，一個人從罅隙攝入嚟，真係嚇鬼死我，點知…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyc1MnCiM4c
原來係阿輝。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GVyEz7FoC
「你做咩跟埋嚟啊？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvKpqQqy8O
「我擔心你俾鬼迷啊！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfJJNENebg
我之後將認識小倩嘅經過都講晒俾佢聽。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaZy0nVoHD
「咦，你阿公呢？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKZhWPqUEb
「佢話頭先打鬼打到攰，要返房睇睇「大電影」充充電喎。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVSh8Zv5bZ
「咁你隻「戇居狗」呢？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcjvmD57f2
「人哋叫「居居」啊！佢話今日成日都冇玩過波波，要返去同阿妮玩喎。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58lPbmwXwZ
「嘩，果然識揀人玩！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AUXpsvgQQ
「唔好諗衰嘢啦！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7raLspiSh
「咦！奇怪喇！點解仲唔開車嘅？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyWFTCfOYz
「有冇人啊！？有冇人啊！？」我睇住阿輝佢不斷咁大叫。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GJLvgwuZw
我心諗，佢唔係覺得呢度有人識聽廣東話呀？我見佢係咁嗌，咪陪佢癲吓囉，跳起身就兜嘢拍落去個緊急安全制度，但係…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFreFUfM0Y
換來嘅係…地震！？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCZytPnCzY
(龐龐，龐龐~！)800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlxBEZnINz
咩事啊！？黐線架！？日本D安全制咁唔安全嘅！噤個制啫！使唔使放隻「恐龍」衝過嚟啊？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8hGikFbC6
唔好話俾我聽係佢係職員囉！個樣咁「親切有禮」就唔在講啦，一身麻衣木珠，仲要加個布袋…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOjgF8r4Du
如果佢出聲話自己係職員，我諗我真係要重新評估一吓日本人嘅品味囉…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRDps3odic
見慣鬼怪嘅我哋，當然唔會俾佢嚇到淆底啦，嗱嗱聲就造好「九字護身法」！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXcRnunm0B
冇錯！我已經識做晒「九字」，無他嘅，我驚「六字」頂唔住隻「肥龍」丫嘛…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJpX7yr7sb
佢衝到過嚟，竟然冇傷害我哋，反而「嘰呢咕嚕」一番(講日文)，我想問，我哋兩個邊忽似架仔呢？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedvm1wglgF
隻「肥龍」後面轟轟隆隆咁，好似有一大堆嘢衝緊埋嚟，但係俾佢個肥身阻住晒我視線，攪到我睇唔到…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqP5TzCRGJ6
佢望一望後面，突然雙手運勁…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBXcCssrmH
(噼嚦，啪嘞，噼噼，啪啪~！)800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqaYNrsKUq
佢雙手發出電光，「哈」一聲將兩個電光球掟出去，隨住佢稍為轉咗肥身，我見到電光球打向一大堆鬼怪…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldLLs6CFB1
我驚又嚟唔切，讚又嚟唔切，連避都嚟唔切，「肥龍」另返轉頭就一手捉住咗我個頭，一手捉住阿輝個頭向另一邊跑去…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6exkv8Tzn
「喂！唔好捉頭得唔得啊？好很痛啊！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZb5PWqJEjf
「個頭就嚟甩喇！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkwASEDeHg
死人「肥龍」仲要跑得超快，就連鬼怪都追唔到佢嘅速度，請問有冇當過我哋兩個係人啊，好很痛啊！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJv9tO9fMh
「姨！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUXyGawNx9
你話死唔死丫？條頸俾佢整到連個「咦」字都變成「姨」音，我離遠見到一個老人，佢氣定神閒咁坐咗喺左邊手嘅長櫈中間…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFr3TobkK1M
「肥龍」見到佢，立即衝上前就停低咗…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdp5HujXxh
「嘩，我條頸啊！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7XKWvwe60
「肥龍」將我哋放低，而且好恭敬咁向呢個老人家行禮。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwK2Vk3E398
「咦！廣東話！？」老人家咁講，佢竟然識聽？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEiT0smrKQ
「香港人梗係講廣東話啦！」我答，我郁郁個頭，整整條頸，之後再問︰—800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwq3TqzPQOp
「咦，咁你又識講廣東話嘅？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2L10LFfnk
「香港人梗係講廣東話啦！」老人家串嘴回應，佢之後轉身就打落「肥龍」個頭度。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWfN0INZ93
「巴架耶魯！」老人家好惡咁鬧「肥龍」。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBicUYRQ6cM
呢句我識聽啊！不過，之後佢都係嘰呢咕嚕。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5n1guXYgRG
佢講完之後，「肥龍」就喺自己後面攞咗道白色嘅符隊咗入個口度吞咗，我好奇…我好好奇…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EHdPZPAVx
點解佢後面冇褲袋都可以攞到張白色紙出嚟嫁？究竟喺邊度攞出嚟嫁？我參透唔到啊！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwB0gwFUgWv
不過，你唔好理，食完白符之後，佢竟然識講廣東話，世事果然無奇不有！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmGrLpN3LM
「你兩個做乜喺度嫁？你哋知唔知呢度係大蛇妖身體裡面？」「肥龍」咁問。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sFhJZBwfr
「大蛇妖身體裡面！？」我同阿輝一齊講。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUHqHFqcSY
我哋未得閒問個老人係邊個，因為D鬼怪都已經跟到上嚟喇！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUrDYSCqbL
「肥龍」突然蹬大對眼，另轉肥身，向住鬼怪，雙手做出…竟然…竟然…係呢個動作！？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNhS4Wva1Q
(噼嚦，啪嘞，噼噼啪啪，噼噼嚦嚦，啪啪啪啪~！)800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiBYBkueho
佢座低個身，雙手電光匯聚，之後身體隨住雙手另向一邊腰間，一個強大嘅電光球就喺佢腰間嘅呢雙手之中變得無比強大，電光噼嚦！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMlctHgmhR
說時遲，那時快，佢雙手已向鬼怪用力一伸，大叫︰—800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGH9rdl6md5
「紫，電，靈，丸！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDlYO2Yalm
光球隨即射向鬼怪，唔係講笑，八千幾條閃電連住一個光球，配上車廂嘅狹窄空間，就好似幫架車清理腸胃一樣…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdwmdy684w
D鬼怪根本冇機會亦冇空間生存到，簡單嚟講，渣都冇得剩…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlqVush0fx
但係，我反而係想講嘅係…點解…點解啊？點解要係呢個名啊？我唔想啊！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfL28xElIxD
「我唔鐘意呢個名囉！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmZEZfAYGQ
阿輝佢竟然直斥其非，我除咗呆咗，就只能心裡面表示認同加一。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cLfcY40MC
但係…「肥龍」佢…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfmFBseOxa
(待續)800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVOkIsPyeQ
下集預告︰800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVsbiRcHup
邪道外魔都企一邊~~~800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVHEqKpli1
