第125集 ~ 明︰妖！做乜又有隻彊屍王要打嫁？524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohPRMwHKxl
咦，「洋腸」呢？做乜今集唔幫我講啊？524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0yOg2qApC
吓，「洋腸」你…竟然同「彩雲」佢…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFedI6YBI2
光天化日做呢D嘢？而家大家危在旦夕噃…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMNvZZOYAn
係咪應該遲D先做啊？524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1B7TWq4vz
(揼骨喳嘛，乜你講到好似咩咁嫁。你自己講住先啦，「洋腸」要幫我啊。)524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7gwC1mVvh
(其實…我唔係淨係想揼骨囉。)524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNiUSiV4AI
唉，佢哋呢對痴男怨女，我都係唔理佢哋喇，求人不如求己…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCV5wLzSla
我自己講返好過…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3h5EI4Z9h
「東歪」殺死咗「鬼王」之後…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGMlT9sEXD
「佛地魔」就重生喇，仲要用「大袋」個身嚟重生…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvx9k0og9Y
所以而家大家都叫佢「大袋魔」。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoZoPY5Y46
我哋唔能夠用妖魔鬼怪嘅層次去睇佢，因為…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzwLo4QXrD
佢根本就已經係一隻「半神」…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQ69Pu0dXs
嗰度氣牆，完全掩蓋晒我哋嘅力量…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDJvowPCux
最明顯嘅解釋就係我哋明明聽到佢講，香港俾佢毀滅咗…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzwc7wJwio
比著係正常情況，應該係會好嬲，但係一來我哋唔知係咪真…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSoKMbhC1e
二來，「大袋魔」嘅力量大到呢，我哋都明顯感受到…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrxCJDHg6V
我哋其實只能夠肉隨砧板上，苟延殘喘咁。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1klbPsrAlB
你諗吓，佢勁到可以指吓人就已經令人瀨尿，你話佢幾勁呢？524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGu0QiYJJyU
所以而家我哋唯有用佢俾嘅時間去諗其他方法…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewvwwgHBiM
而而家，唯一有機會贏嘅方法就係請神上身幫拖…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HPMMePLdK
「咁請邊個啊？」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6dIW7w31N
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！你哋頂住先，我試吓召喚「二郎神」。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXgptDV9FV
「哦。但係…我哋可以點頂啊？」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMbtucBKTv
「哈哈哈哈，頂我？算啦，見你哋有D誠意挑戰我，你哋就唔使打我住啦，打咗我最後兩隻手下先…」「大袋魔」咁講。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoSoEj8NnS
「仲有兩隻？」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4z047p2Cj
「妖刀村正係一隻，另外一隻…出嚟啦，陳年彊屍王…」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KZPFWKV3O
「個名會唔會有D核突？」我問。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekmHqkdhiB
「唔係核突，係好似食物。」阿輝講。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWDTkISPqY
喺呢個時候，又係地下，又喺地下度慢慢升咗副棺材出嚟…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGuChFTsBK
棺材蓋彈開，走咗條…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcIwnjvpi1
「當年五絕大戰嗰隻彊屍王啊！」「南龍」先生咁講。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdji6erA1wW
「你專心D召喚二郎神先啦。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBf03noYht
「係，咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦…」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwd724kBg7q
佢有佢召喚，而我哋就…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdxIEct0Et
「保護好「南龍」先生同阿輝，呢兩隻嘢就等我哋攪掂啦！」我講。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQQapkhG1S
「師兄你執迷不悟，就等我嚟對付你啦，明仔，彊屍王就交俾你喇。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOlwhSzdvz
「嘩，你都幾識揀噃。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXxyuv3NrQ
「咁你係咪想一個打兩個啊？」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QqHap4rO4
「唉，算喇，嚟啦，彊屍王！」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYZ5vW1BUG
我講完呢句之後，我發現「彊屍王」係啞嘅，所以…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotuAHf9eIB
唯有講返兩句「東東大戰」嗰邊先啦，即係東歪VS東虫…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFuZAWe6fI
「師兄，既然你執迷不悟，咁你唔好怪我對你唔客氣喇，靈力我已經用得七七八八，唯有借助師祖之力，雷神震子，求你借我力量去驅除妖魔。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz073Z0xSlD
佢一講完，一條閃電劈落佢度，我幾驚佢係講錯嘢，俾電劈死埋啊。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6TSZXEfaY
好在，佢冇事，雙眼仲變得炯炯有神咁…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlgvOcEERH
「雷電交加！」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtnRsbwC5M
「大師」一借到神力，立即就一個電球掟埋去「司徒不正」度…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGn26zFSO4I
「風牆！」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSjumnZt8Y
司徒不正亦製造咗一道牆出嚟擋咗大師嘅電球…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjie15uTEYq
「雨電風雷四式係星老嘢教我哋嘅，你識電同雷，咁我就用雨同風嚟同你打啦！」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XDXPpB2wI
「漫天飛雨刀！」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45t94rSTv1
呢招令到刀如雨下，好多刀光劍影向大師飛去…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtYMvOQcO9
「電光霹靂！」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsr5N9dGBk
呢招有震盪嘅力量，阻擋咗刀雨嘅來勢…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuFFaMLvo3
「疾風快刀！」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oRJo4Pai8
「司徒不正」突然迅間衝向「大師」，再連環快刀…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXC2SNehLqD
「大師」只可以閃避，好在佢件衫比較鬆身，造成一D虛位…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLn9LYWJgoL
「司徒不正」亦只係斬爛晒大師件衫…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu05bS9TM0C
「大師冇武器啊，快D幫佢啦！」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxTFKxWLJJ
「接武器！」係阿張啊！佢將「南龍」先生嘅「青龍劍」掟咗俾大師…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhhnAqM5A0
點知…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoprPdrDOE
「擘」一聲就俾「司徒不正」斬爛咗…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPyEuY9w8V
「P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKu4c9UVqw
「唔好咁大聲啊，南龍先生仲咦咦哦哦緊，佢未知嫁。」我咁講。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0J0GtaooK
「我自己有武器，雷神釘鎚，我震！」「大師」講。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPANEJuzbf
「大師」唔知喺邊度嚟咗雙件神器，一釘一鎚…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25VB4nxeh0
一敲，雷電就飛向「司徒不正」…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxiIz59WjR
睇嚟佢哋都要大戰三百個回合喇。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lLU8A3Pmu
「呀小朋友，你可唔可以俾D面理吓我呢？」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4HCxzu5yN
一把第一次聽到嘅聲音，原來係「彊屍王」出聲…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34QKjBaovC
「唔好意思，我仲以為你係啞嫁添。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzc8aeyag87
「唔緊要，咁我哋可以開打未丫？」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtBB7Zu8T0
我吊，我用心望一望佢個口，佢個口冇郁不特止，仲要有曱甴走出嚟嫁…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaiSBMLnmt
我驚起嚟咪一吓抆出「九陽草薙」囉，點知…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKi2NhFVyEA
「嚓」一聲，「彊屍王」就俾我斬開咗兩邊…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXA0i680nN
我以為佢會好似「鬼王」咁重生啦，點知佢就咁訓咗喺地冇再郁過。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZb5IWPi0B2
唔知係咪我D無情力太勁呢？我真係斬死咗佢…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFwZ4ugWFi
「喂，有冇人解釋吓我聽，點解隻「彊屍王」咁豆腐嫁？佢真係死咗噃。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeE8d9fL25w
「國產貨係咁嫁喇，將就吓啦。」「細寶」講。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGT7P295Xf
「有冇保養啊？」「大寶」講。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hP0omIkEs
「有冇買保險啊？」瀨咗尿嘅「細鬼」講。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeHD1wcENm
「保險唔保啦。」阿倫講。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wVlhkGPPK
「又話當年五絕好辛苦先打贏佢嘅？」我再問。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqBlSOTcg5
「呢隻擺明係膺品啦，「彊屍王」點會識講嘢嫁啫。」「洋腸」都出晒口。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3i5DqkdZce
「喂，佛地魔，你造假嘢呃消費者呀？」我問。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpsDcqeoZI
「我鬼知咩，我都係買返嚟嫁喳嘛，我都係受害者啊！」「大袋魔」竟然回應。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhtCCuOSro
「咁下次買嘢小心D喇，知唔知啊？」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ho9lue2mL
「哦！」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJE7LairXR8
咦，睇嚟大家嘅「廢話戰術」又拖延咗一D時間喇喎…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaYZydgUpy
仲攪到佢好似唔記得咗我殺咗佢愛將添。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDUyvXT9Nf
「咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦,…」「南龍」先生繼續召喚「二郎神」。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriV3Et2J67
(嘟嘟 ~)524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObGGrjhaEz
咦，南龍先生個「哀風」好似收到訊息噃…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRm8ph1HCJY
咩話？…「二郎神手提電話號碼，46709394。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsS1PZU9uL
「喂，先生，你個「哀風」叫你唔好咦咦哦哦喇，打俾二郎神啦。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aW2oURTnV
「吓，咩話，乜而家上面都咁先進喇？」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonFyoLQnQ3
「南龍」先生攞起「哀風」，即係就打，點知…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVATGMZeSlG
(嘟，嘟，嘟，嘟…)(電話唔通嘅聲音)524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgBtA3O2gk
「唔通嘅？你個「哀風」係咪廢嫁？」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzShwfZu1Pj
「哀風廢就梗嫁啦，由「哀風生」出到而家叫做「哀風食屎」你就知啦，但係電話應該冇錯嫁喎。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqG16gvXj2H
「我知喇，你部電話有冇漫遊啊？呢度係日本，應該最少要打+86或者+852啊。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3rPfL36dV
「係噃，試吓先。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMbIhF6Dfw
(嘟嘟 ~)524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdyo3FOel9
「喂，邊位搵二郎神大人？」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQZcgvpkdd
「啱咗喇！但係…CALL台呀？我哋想搵「二郎神」幫手斬妖除魔啊。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUmiaul5lG
「有冇預約？」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqY8GYAHXP
「冇啊，但係…我哋好趕嫁，可以點樣搵到佢呢請問？」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2gEiZowtm
「唔知，佢冇交低，點解你要搵佢啊？其他神唔得咩？」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlu5ndqjKIY
「咁我哋嘅人有慧眼，有隻狗，又有把三尖兩刃刀，好似搵佢最適合丫嘛。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQi2MrneStd
「車，用張飛啦。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6mCENux7w
「張飛？」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbUGZmd0lh
「對眼生成白鴿眼，帶隻喪家犬，加把三尖兩刃槍…」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ORlW6aPrz
「我哋係刀，唔係槍噃。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEnNLB8Fcq
「唔早D講？唉，二郎神大人返嚟喇。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNbun46lW7
「唔該晒啊，CALL台大哥。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEjkc2r9Tj
「CALL咩台大哥啫？我係哮天犬啊。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1iLBOxqoL
「搵我咩事？」似係「二郎神」把聲啊！524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqLSKIS83n
(…)(二郎神把聲究竟係點嘅呢？)524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUCF6xqQGL
「麻煩大人上我朋友身去對付邪魔丫。」「南龍」先生回應。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsw3pO9kyZ2
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo69dvG5SuV
「搵食啫，搵食啫，咁等你嚟喇，唔該晒。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0LVvlRxhJ
「南龍」先生收咗線就同「大袋魔」講。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueR4rPPZsd
「佛地魔，二郎神話同你打呀，不過要等佢十分鐘。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aUSwoFcWs
「大袋魔」及咗吓頭，好似應承咁，而我就望向「東東大戰」嗰邊…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrtuDGDcse
「肥龍大師，仲頂唔頂得住啊？」我問。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv30NgzAXtR
「雷神﹒絕殺﹒黑龍波！」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpux4aCIQ5r
「司徒不正」避開咗，但係…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcexBkxkRP6
「黑龍波」就繼續直飛埋去「大袋魔」度…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYVHcxMt9U
「嘭」一聲，灰塵飛起，大家都合拾希望呢一吓誤打誤撞打死咗佢，好可惜…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ebDcSPM78
「你老味丫，整爛晒我D衫褲，而家連條J同個啷啷都露埋出嚟。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzhUb6BPjw
「哇丫！」D女仔咁叫。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrErWCeKMf5
「哇吓。」D男仔咁叫。524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpheVkxw1O
「唔怪得之佢叫「大袋」啦，真係聞名不如見面。」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCp5LDkByZC
但係而家「大袋魔」好似想發脾氣殺人咁款…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiAi9SG1YY
佢一個閃身就飛咗埋去笑得最大聲嘅「洋腸」度，仲想…524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZACauGKH1M
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」524Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0lAYG9ZTR
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