第068集 ~ 明︰阿公啊！點解啊？…13樓又乜事啊？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsyrs9vMy8
我呆咗咁，一直企喺大堂度，諗住小倩…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihUan9tISV
………746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5uIS4mtxj
到我回過神嚟，望一望四周圍，原來佢哋都已經走晒嚧…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUu22IoERL
淨係返得阿妮同「喪狗」喺度…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuTnkTPth1
不過好快佢哋都諗住離我而去，阿妮佢竟然拉咗「喪狗」入…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkreBXTmla
殘廁！？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNntC7C91o
光天化日之下，竟然可以俾個咁靚嘅女仔強姦…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnavv104VCk
「喪狗」佢都真係行運行到腳趾尾喇。不過…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRSz4RYIqn
我竟然連呢D咁精彩嘅嘢都冇去八卦，不過其實點解佢哋唔好好地搵個房呢？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecbkpR0mWE
唉…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkMUJXNh8d
我都冇心機理佢哋，之後，我就咁自己一個靜靜地搭(車立)返上12樓…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BthuggBA7
我突然諗到，不如去一去班衰仔個房睇吓，睇吓會唔會玩一陣，心情會好D啦。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvk7zA8VSK
點知去到門口，聽到佢哋好嘈，我已經唔想入去…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7O0jWN1Cad
所以咪好自閉咁一個人返自己房諗住訓囉。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHX3O5GJzx
我去到自己房門口，聽到裡面有D雜聲…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpZMcFHSCD
唔通係「細鬼」！？佢竟然咁乖咁早返房訓？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkfLGkl2Mo
唔通佢都見到阿公？仲同佢傾緊計？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvS8aMoabVI
我竟然有返D好奇心，所以我咪靜靜雞俟埋道門度偷聽囉…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4CznjKjWj
「大波兄，你係咪傻咗啊？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpibVRcLae
「你唔好理我啦！我都係想完吓我嘅心願啫！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIFvnzwbdu
原來係「光管陳」同阿公講緊嘢，仲有好似有少少激動咁添。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiM4rLfacvQ
「咩心願啊？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvYEucmzlP
「我得一粒孫，佢一出世，我就有個心願，就係想睇住佢成人。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxgYsFjcHN
「你都睇到佢而家十八歲啦，成咗人啦，做咩仲唔去投胎啊？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE23XsPeI1G
聽到呢度，我覺得好愕然…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5jMTz9F2j
阿公唔係講過話佢下面識人，排咗個快期，一個月後先投胎咩？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5TOg9yf52
「我講緊佢結婚啊！未結婚點算成人呢？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlymFHqFyc
「結婚！？快極都要D時間啦！邊可能趕得切啊！加上你呢次唔去，可能要排期排到2047年嫁！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKz9qzcOJZ
「四十七年啫！我等得嘅！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7QxuuyYqk
「唉…你咁硬頸，睇嚟我都係勸你唔掂嫁喇…」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2U1UDPbms8
(嚓嚓~！嘭~！)746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnlRoMD8wV
我終於忍唔住，插卡，推門，衝咗入去！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioL8qfXrw9
「阿公！你…你傻嫁咩！？點解…點解要咁為我啊？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBt7RZNZkK8
我本來已經唔係好開心，仲要聽到阿公佢…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisForLRI7h
佢為我而放棄投胎機會，我真係含住兩包眼淚…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tM6qLqFjF
「你…你點解喺度嫁？你聽到晒？」阿公咁問，仲好快就諗住兜返添。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvdQYiVVac
「哈哈哈哈，傻仔嚟嘅，我同你陳老師綵排嘅鬼節個話劇喳嘛，咪當真先得嫁，我講過…」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUHT9w09Cn
「唔係囉，阿明你都聽到晒啦，我都勸佢勸到冇力喇，你嚟啦！」「光管陳」突然插嘴。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuUHtTtw7A
「哎吔，呢個時候你先嚟踢爆我，我…」阿公講。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhj1il3GvOO
「唔關「光管陳」事，你究竟最遲幾時要投胎啊？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDO9V00p2a
我緊張到乜都唔理喇，連「光管陳」三個字都講咗出嚟。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSkCV4nL0L
「Eee…」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXjFlEhUDK
「講啊！」我含住眼淚咁大嗌。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpPTmw8aZw
「明仔啊，唔好咁惡鬧公公啦，講咪講囉，聽晚搭正凌晨啊，離而家仲有成日嫁！」阿公佢咁回應。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbKfLTr4ZS
「咁好啦，而家你返去下面等啦。」我冷靜咁回應佢。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUFOxbaSyR
「咪住先！咦…」阿公突然大嗌，仲好專心咁望住我個樣。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybxUUqQhBB
「你係咪要我後悔一世啊！？」我繼續鬧阿公。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuZPkqve2E
「鳳初兄，你睇吓明仔個樣。似唔似啊？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PCgL4k9ic
「似唔似D咩啊？」我講。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATzEIv2QDs
「咦，係噃！你個衰仔眼犯桃花，面泛紅光咁，係咪識到女仔啊？」「光管陳」問我。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1U1qEeFQs
「你…你…你哋又知嘅？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsI9dDyISbE
「睇你個姣樣就知啦！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VSpWBr9BN
「咁…咁又點啫？你都係要去投胎啊！唔好叉開話題！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aAPVdpT9O
「我唔制啊！聽日之前你要介紹你女朋友仔我識，唔係我就唔投胎！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9745NLVUXQ
阿公竟然咁講，我有D尷尬，不過如果真係可以，我都真係想做得到。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79O9IUw3T6
「好！好啊！哈哈哈哈！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xOLY6W5el
連「光管陳」都幫嗌「好」，我點可以唔應承丫，但係…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrbNfrKGsG
小倩佢會唔會…我可唔可以…唉…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjkJukoCwg
………746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Sc5ZL3lox
(嘭~！)746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRT6fwFoVzr
我哋道門突然被打開…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3BAVG72t7
「喂！大件事喇！有嘢睇啊！」原來係「細鬼」。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5qiIj6Lhc
「你又闖咩禍啊？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHhTF4kMEr
「唔係啊！頭先我見到一大班傳教士上咗13樓啊！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWs7MfoLL3
「你點知啊？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSg5QMHPLW
「我頭先去買鹹書，點知見到大堂好多西人，成大班傳教士想密謀做嘢咁，咪走去偷聽佢哋做乜囉，點知原來佢哋一早約好咗話要上13樓驅鬼喎，仲有添啊，原來成日喺樓下嗰兩個西人好有來頭嫁，係歐洲數一數二嘅驅鬼大師嚟嫁，而家佢哋同3樓﹑6樓班傳教士一齊上晒13樓啊！你哋去唔去睇吓啊？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEUaj6qDW1
「你有咁好英文聽得咁詳細明白咩？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVMrSPyqFz
「第二樣嘢我唔敢講，我三歲就睇AV，畢身志願就係要做AV男優，所以英文同日文，簡直就係我母語！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZveWDkMH9
「希望你有志者，事竟成啦吓！我哋一齊上去睇吓啦！不過等等…」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7f4viyJjBu
「大波兄，你唔好上去，有我得嫁喇！你係鬼，我驚節外生枝啊！」「光管陳」講完之前嗰句，另轉身同阿公講。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTRxPVfMJT
「OK！咁你幫我睇住明仔。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoGQpi15y9
「細鬼」睇唔到阿公，佢個樣好奇怪「光管陳」做緊乜。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ySC2OOPy1
「出發啦！望！有乜好望啫！？喂，係啊！唔好同其他人講，我哋幾個上去就好！」「光管陳」向住「細鬼」講。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mEADhn7XH
………746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFjGrVY7II
我哋諗住行樓梯上去，但係原來呢度後樓梯係冇樓梯嘅，真係講出嚟都有D怪。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhw24sYFKK
但係…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rE4UM8Zwe
唔知點解「光管陳」做個手印之後，樓梯就出現咗喇…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2qDoIUzua
我哋就係咁行呢條樓梯上去…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiTaCJqp46
一上到去，我就見到…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMS6I9lZOn
呢層嘅環境好奇怪，冇房嘅，係一個圓型好大嘅大廳…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzhwwjO726
似係俾人團體活動用嘅地方，就連燈光都好似「的士高」咁…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHebw9XvWa
而家喺我哋前面嘅係一大堆背住我哋嘅傳教士。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaO91ybWiuN
我喺傳教士人罅中望出去，見到佢哋對面就係一大堆…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuyEKBQkNO
鬼怪！？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLM9GlsJNi2
有幾隻典型白衣長髮女鬼，有D有角嘅裸男，有D螢光青色飄吓飄吓嘅靈魂…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYE9QyJooR
仲有好多好多隻唔同嘅鬼怪，而傳教士們就好似做好作戰準備咁，每人都手執一本聖經，或者攞住個十字架…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIOgOaupsO
但係奇怪嘅係，D鬼怪完全冇理佢哋，繼續自己…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaJAd6y7qV
似乎係享樂緊，佢哋好似平凡人咁玩緊喳嘛，冇乜問題丫。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJV4xX2qLn
呢度好大，傳教士同D鬼怪有D距離…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZIJqkWCQt
「喂，阿明，你睇到D乜啫，點解好似咁凝重咁嘅？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSlAYSA1oQ
「細鬼」咁問，我先記得，原來佢未開法眼，睇唔到D鬼怪，我亦都因為咁，諗到點解D鬼怪見唔到班傳教士喇！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn65naPdQoV
係因為「隱身咒」啊！我估傳教士係用咗唔知乜方法做咗D同「隱身咒」一樣效果嘅嘢。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLgxujSuIs
咦，傳教士出手喇喎…佢哋…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQfkmA1JZr
唔係用聖經，唔係讀經文，係揸住D銀棒…追住D鬼怪嚟打…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVt9ccUvsk
「哇丫~！哇丫~！哇丫~！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSCcxp5dKm
「丫~！丫~！丫~！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPdTpan8sn
「嗚哇~！嗚哇~！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqx4vvJ5Qh
一遍哀號，全場…感覺…都好奇怪…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOBrw50Hed
我本來以為只有鬼怪會去破壞人類嘅和平，但係…原來…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6UcMAesd9
人類都會咁樣對待鬼怪…我唔知呢堆鬼怪有冇做過咩錯事，但係…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1YHu8y8sq
我而家親眼所見…呢堆傳教士…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyj0lkLfvX
根本唔係我所認識嘅人類…我突然覺得好心寒…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgYsSjOdUv
亦都覺得班鬼怪好慘…我真係好想去救佢哋…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEYtPUUMFK
「黐線架？黐線嫁！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcw1sIHHklt
我真係衝咗前去，推走D傳教士，仲阻咗佢哋打D鬼怪。點知…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3Vf7m9aev
呢班西人，連…連我都打埋，其中四個將我監生噤喺地下…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEe2HeTChUT
再衝咗一個埋嚟，成支銀棒向我兜頭打落嚟！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQU8PIBoE5c
(啪~！噗~！碰~！躂~！嘭~！)746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QfTpSLRYJ
「光管陳」五吓將佢哋打開晒。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHyccY9mZq
而家我哋三個企喺鬼怪嗰邊，同D傳教士對侍緊…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mcZxOoE2H
我只係相信一樣嘢，鬼不犯我，點解我哋要犯佢哋啊？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3o9WQZH41
(待續)746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2esSLQyck3
下集預告：746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2TYuJ8NQQ
到我醒返之後，我發現自己唔知身處喺邊…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFWdusRnO1
