第041集 ~ 明︰呢邊都有一對…唔係，幾對先啱，波啊！(少少甜)751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8axHIJ4WzZ
「你，夠，膽，講，多，次！」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoLfjkq1Ou
個死「肥妹」呢六個字嚇到全場呆晒，咪住先，收返個「死」字先，唔係俾佢聽到，我就真係要死喇。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpxowQ3olh
不過估唔到阿輝佢竟然為咗「大袋」個死仔，講出「鍾意食嘢嘅女仔，不知幾靚，幾吸引」…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Q2tU5GmYr
嘩，呢幾個字真係令我佩服到五體投地，但係唔知點解，我都係用咗我嘅一線眼啤住佢…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4eoYQyWZD
阿公佢其實都俾「肥妹」嚇咗一嚇，不過之後聽到阿輝講呢句嘢，佢都笑咗出嚟。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQWeIT5wHc
「肥妹」佢含情脈脈咁望住阿輝，好在唔係望住我啫，我有諗過去幫阿輝嫁，不過我真係諗唔到點幫咋。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouOB7FJdrK
「肥妹」自稱柏木阿芙，仲讚阿輝似張國榮！？唔係呀？不過講真，阿輝又真係OK靚仔嘅，講起嚟都幾似Leslie…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTZHSpBn7h
除咗阿欣，其實都仲有好多女仔鍾意佢，唉，唔好講呢D喇，講到我都有D黯然神傷，我都唔係唔靚仔嫁，不過唔係「白飯」型囉。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUfJjQYI1M
原來香港明星真係咁威，個「肥妹」因為Leslie竟然學到咁流利嘅廣東話。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwyr23yVLZ
「變成而家咁」呢幾個字由「肥妹」講出嚟，真係可圈可點，都唔知佢講緊而家妖怪咁嘅身體定係講緊佢咁肥…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FYJaYZ66X
不過呢D嘢俾返阿輝佢理啦，「肥妹」睇嚟對佢好有興趣。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktxLyDbhvN
一聽到「喪狗」佢幫手解圍，梗係雞咁腳走啦，仲等咩？751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSOiuOzfwC
「咁我食住嘢等你返嚟丫！」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3gM1bN1SH
嚇死人咩？係我肯定唔會再返嚟，容不易食埋我…隻「豬」嫁？751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLscSwFy6e
出咗門口，我哋即刻行樓梯返落大堂，阿輝佢鬧鬼「大袋」。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEnCdHYr8B
「死仔，呢次累死我喇，你自己夜D嚟攪掂佢啊！」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXkGpjfwMx
「首先，真心多謝你嘅拯救，你就如我嘅再生父母，不過愛情呢家嘢，唔係我嗰科，真係幫唔到你。」「大袋」仲講風涼話。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0YEf9QrAD
「哈哈，仲想攪掂佢呀？佢食到咁樣，我哋是但一個都一啖俾佢食咗啦。」而我就咁講。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVieEGE25Gk
「咁你哋兩個又唔係幾啱，阿輝佢已經好慘喇，潤少佢一陣啦，呢幾日佢都唔知點先可以逃過「肥妹」嘅五指山嚧。」「喪狗」佢都講咗句。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1AkWXyefj
「係噃，真係可以點走呢你估？」哈哈，阿公都潤咗阿輝一句。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsOmmlufAO
突然，後面一陣風吹過嚟。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuCLmWTi9J
「你哋做咩咁講啊？阿芙佢好善良嫁，佢其實都幾靚女丫。」原來係阿妮。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlaUsTPs4U
又一次幾對「凌空啤」啤埋去，估唔到妖講大話仲勁過人。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxJUJW6QZ1
「你聽到晒我哋講咩？「佢」聽唔聽到嫁？」阿輝問。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhh4xU73FjQ
「咁你又可以放心，阿芙佢食嘢時候都好專心嘅。」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOUCOLGyzy
「睇得出！睇得出！」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRPIhW6eKy
一落到樓，阿妮就返埋位做嘢，我哋都見到「光管陳」喺度。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiklDDUdGR
「阿Sir，帶我哋去邊度威啊？」「大袋」懶熟咁講。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSJBk9IR8f
「我好似冇話帶你去噃，你D功課做晒未啊？你好似仲爭幾份功課未交噃！」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNZ8wzjQOy
「哈哈，原諒佢啦，阿Sir，功課返香港我哋幫你提佢，而家就免為其難，帶埋佢去見識吓啦。」阿輝講。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJkybKz1bb
「我講吓笑啫，不過一陣唔係講笑，要聽晒我話，OK？」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBL5L3NyD4H
「OK！」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1o9zwPun2M
「但係其實而家我哋去邊啊？」「喪狗」再問。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbFjq3jFtI
「去邊就未知，不過係去「鬼竇」，譚永倫同施計從撞咗鬼，你哋冇人睇得出咩？」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyT5I9BPxG7
我好想串佢，但係淆，不過永遠總係有「大袋」做前線。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAxltbvwui
「你以為我哋係你咩，點睇得出啊？」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbdKZ1TeTu
「光管陳」碌大對眼望到「大袋」淆底為止…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufHf94V28d
「呢次你啱，不過態度唔好，返到香港先炮製你。」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCR0DEDi6UK
佢再講︰—751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdfiAFtkfI
「頭先我見到佢哋兩個頭耷耷咁出咗去嫁喇，肯定係去「鬼竇」，我放咗D嘢喺佢哋身，方便我哋去追蹤佢哋，你哋而家跟住我，記得唔好太嘈，小心D。」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFm8sfmQlQ
之後，我哋一行五人一鬼就出發追蹤阿倫同「細鬼」，大家一路跟住「光管陳」行…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zZLsMj6OL
行過唔少大街窄巷，街上面見到我哋嘅人，都會用奇異目光望住我哋，真係瘀皮到爆。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5ejodChDW
不過，都算好快就搵到佢哋，我哋見到阿倫同「細鬼」個背脊，佢哋行得好慢，向住一個好多燈光嘅方向行去…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoJpr49YV1
我哋就一直保持距離跟住佢哋，不過講真其實都好明顯，只不過佢哋兩條友真係混混沌沌，我哋跟住佢哋都唔知啫。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsUIk7oRSQ
佢哋入咗呢條咁多花燈嘅鬧市就失蹤咗，呢度好多店舖，但係D人好似自己有自己做嘢咁…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVdyF4yK8Y
全個鬧市都係人，但係冇人望到我哋咁，同頭先經過嘅街道感覺好唔同。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEYFFBVwSz
「陳Sir，呢度係咪有咩唔妥啊？點解D人咁怪咁嘅？」阿輝問。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTXq3KMjwr
「D人！？丫，我唔記得咗我開咗法眼，呢度一個人都冇，係個荒野嚟，等我幫你哋開眼啦。」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIGNVkX5gD
「等等，不如一陣先啦。」我心諗，有靚嘢唔睇，睇恐怖嘢係咪傻嫁？751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFZlRXBsLW
「好，一陣差唔多上堂先幫你開啦。」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTurlhDWm7E
「上堂！？」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuBABq9inA
「係啊，今日就教你哋點捉鬼。咦，喺嗰邊，跟我嚟。」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuq1JREm9X
我哋幾個就跟住佢行到一條冇人嘅後巷，呢度雖然冇人，但仲係燈光火著，隔離似係個浴場…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGBZB2Ac3S
「光管陳」擒咗上個木箱度企咗喺度，(目及)嘢呀佢？751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssKM5zLjRW
「你哋都上嚟啦。」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPKw2S0Ke7
估唔到佢竟然係個大鹹濕，我睇錯咗佢，咦，我跟上去咪變小鹹濕？751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nB3rW8gS6
「上嚟啦，扮咩嘢啫。」「大袋」佢哋都上咗去，仲對住我講。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuFmuhE1e0
我見到「喪狗」﹑阿輝﹑「大袋」順序都一望到入去就即刻另返咗轉頭，紅晒塊面咁，我就擒上去試吓望入去睇吓咩事啦。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oEHSnWnjs
嘩，我差D就叫咗出嚟，我睇到眼都凸埋，即刻就另返轉頭。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8g4EGE67vJ
我見到嘅係，四個女人赤裸裸肉騰騰咁圍住阿倫同「細鬼」，摸吓摸吓佢哋個身，佢哋兩條友都係冇著衫褲，真係連條…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPD2k74GZfe
「丁」到露埋出嚟。四個女人仲離譜，身材凹凸有緻，紅藍黃紫四色內衣，一人一隻色…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3IfXia2NQ
D內衣淨係識避開重要部位嚟遮住，完全想唔明佢哋嘅作用，一人一對…唉，我都唔識形容喇，大波波囉…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2dq92XYjR
睇到我哋丫…到呢一刻，我終於明白到點解D伯父成日講「打飛機就叻，有女唔識JEK(食)」係咩意思，睇我哋四個就知。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uZDJBGS4V
「你哋做咩另轉晒面啊？」「光管陳」問。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLbBMJVJgF
「大袋」望一望佢。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGkKg4ugP8
「因為…我哋唔想好似你咁流鼻血…」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0ka7vpGy4
我哋三個都對「大袋」呢句說話表示敬佩。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOHcvbzwIO
「Sorry，呢排比較躁火。」「光管陳」答。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLumwHEUm1
我再望一望阿公，佢都(目及)完望過嚟我度，我見到佢個樣…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiMQAJ8UhQ
「頂你，你係鬼嚟嫁，學咩人流鼻血啫。」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlksIYUqva
「阿公在生都未見識過D咁精彩嘅鏡頭，唔好怪阿公學人流鼻血啦，俾阿公欣賞多陣啦。」講完又另返去繼續(目及)。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3PteBDYpa
「陳Sir，你唔係開咗法眼嫁咩？點解睇到同我哋一樣嘅？裡面嘅係人？」「喪狗」問。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRy6PwVXYN
「啱啱忍唔住誘惑閂咗一陣法眼，你話D妖邪幾咁邪惡丫。」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EwqT3aNSQ
咩唔係佢自己鹹濕邪惡咩？751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZIDbeJDvD
「好啦，再咁(目及)法，未捉鬼就流血身亡喇，開法眼啦，你哋做好心理準備，再唔會係四條索女，係四隻女鬼嚟嫁。」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsz3SLYSEYE
佢唵住我哋對眼，敲吓我哋個頭，又唔知做咗D乜咁就叫我哋開返眼。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPFZTQNpoI
「OK喇，睇到咩嘢？」751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8Y69A7M4J
「爛木屋？」我哋一齊問。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPKDckp8RD
「四圍D嘢去晒邊啊？」真係好神奇啊，所以我咁問。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsU50CzecAL
「荒蕪到咁陰森恐怖嘅…」「大袋」講。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPyBhPPMOe
「四周圍得返呢間木屋咋，大家準備啦。」「喪狗」嗌。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTBkRnatkv
大家準備好，面向木屋，「光管陳」大叫一聲，就一腳踩爆道木牆。751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKry55MeVaT
木牆冧咗，我一望埋去…見到個畫面…真係「丁」都縮埋…751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8RTZEYWZr
(待續)751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEISSWKiAgX
下期預告︰751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xXnvMO9m2
一陣帶你喺香港睇日本鬼751Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZLmrkqnCa
