第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇，自己打好過…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6k0rBlSAXA
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗，佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhjbRgIMk3
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStFHq4mDKM
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫，實際佢係咩，我真係唔知。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3ugUBGyIO
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」，我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8p5Df1DA2s
不過霸氣就真係十足，力量都非常之勁。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabuLerqtyj
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁，口腫面腫…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVFxpOf3Ya
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkix1OdrxDB
「估唔到你哋都幾勁，睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuJDWiZed8
之後佢企返起身，做起手印，有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8g3bRBixg
「石膚退去，大銅武神！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH81zjM5gPC
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟，石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsndHaMUVnR
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟，仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbx5gYj5xk3
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像，英明神武…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoLqjD125s
雙手按住一把巨劍，巨劍向下插喺地上面…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0XBVhmhfC
「石兵增援，將軍出征！」「余二十」再嗌…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHV3pFC0PDO
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援，仲好似有D係高階D咁…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2l3qsHNLto
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高，再「哈」一聲大叫…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnozzvBdeXX
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7KjvTXA5U
至於佢自己本人就…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8UZuJ4bcE
「九曲追魂，邪劍歸位！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZZGiaViqE
一講完啫，就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewTGNaccVT
好似蓄勢待發咁…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeX2NKGfY0
「阿初，大銅武神等我嚟，你打余二十。」達叔咁講。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOZv48TJPf
「好！」光管陳回應。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMoUXmdSLN
「自古英雄難過美人關！」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIdbGt2Z9S
「唔係同講我丫嘛？」「悉英雄」咁問。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hbl8qLlkD
「慳D啦你！」我講。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1IJBBLfUq
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大，再變成…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CgTwiQQQK
我由下至上咁望佢，一對高踭鞋，橙色短裙，水手服，唔通係…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡch6dTzGmmQ
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子？！」我再向上望…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpO1lNL36on
「唔係，我係—愛野戰美奈子！」達叔咁講。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKzRHocF9X
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣，但係…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBKdslxdm4
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁，我真係想自殺死咗去…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqBJFHtH3R
「好Q…醜樣啊！你老味！」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOoz0AtNVw
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc40esKjQWG
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入，我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXhis3XWKH
(攀 ~！)636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxz7kSflcn
「哎吔！」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPzGnxJ584
「YEAH！」全場一片掌聲。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNrdGgz60b
「女人都打？」「達叔」問。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDm3VVpekEs
「師兄，你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡct9kzFoAfd
「係噃，再變！」「達叔」大嗌。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnwqcKQQSd
佢企返起身，再次變身，呢一變就唔同喇…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fy9iCDbUU
真係變出閃閃長髮，眼大鼻高嘴細細，好可愛嘅美奈子啊！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ055peWMiBR
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxtFTVGjer
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟，佢下面凸起嚟嫁！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfizyra6tE
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗，「居居」反咗肚，「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWAjgVMrjn
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8YJUqi9iL
至於兩位高人，「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理，佢哋亦都開咗拖…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpki2d5xB2Y
「九曲追魂劍！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXlu4JL1eL
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMIolmMWTw
「玉麟金劍，擘天式！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtQa7rSFhu
「我閃！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPeRCMTFlw
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩，佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFov9DNl1z
「我避！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29Fj6RhkYO
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱，避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iqAwIMOU8
但係叫得「追魂劍」，嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追，死追佢唔放…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveEaRoYmmZ
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇！」「光管陳」咁講。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwCIGP0OCt
佢講到好似呢個絕技，可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhhXqkE1ZP
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗！」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUACzEhndr4
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢，一邊反攻返「余二十」…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzg6gz0T92W
「我再閃！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyAnG3HZ4f
「我再避！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xiuvtRlCF
佢哋兩個就係咁，一直你打我打你，你閃我又避咁…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Cji7jKx4l
原來高手過招真係會咁，閒閒地幾百個回合，但係個個回合都差唔多…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsAqtiile2
睇得耐真係有D悶，都係轉去睇其他嘢好…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtlJkDIpML
「鳳凰擺架！」原來達叔都識呢招。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgddaXyEBq1
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式，配上天使面貌嘅女性去做，堪稱一絕…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKr0zzaWfoK
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做，就變成堪稱死絕，觀眾們死絕…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wub7dB96i
所以，我都係決定放棄呢邊視角，睇返自己先。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVfLu3j7Jd
唔講唔覺，一講就覺，點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅？唔通佢哋都睇緊戲？636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzKsx8mRdT
但係唔係噃，佢哋原來一直啤住我，咁點解唔出手呢？636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsFWtotWNM
「哈哈，我呢個圓型陣勢，堪稱宇宙第一防守陣，睇你點攻破！」石兵將軍講。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3I7TXbSJb
噢，唔怪得知佢唔攻啦，原來仲守緊。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fYzrtlTo0
我本來想繼續唔同佢打，再去睇多陣戲，但係我發覺…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxUwct8yZJ
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味，所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5wF45gzwb
「英雄！洗完眼未啊？居居，唔好玩扮死喇！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0u9VgidRJP
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEDgOz9vQR
「頭先真係差D盲啊！」「悉英雄」講。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2uDXwtEE3
「汪 ~！ 汪 ~！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fjWu0PJx0
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁，我當然冇咁蠢，就咁同佢哋打啦…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPJDNNTLWy
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我，反而死守，你哋知唔知醜嫁？」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjh0bgYO6e
我想激吓佢哋，點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭，成班都真係唔知醜，好在…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTxJjDRJve
「三角攻擊陣！」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxDcDuoH77
「好！就等我趙子龍上身，百萬軍中救阿斗！」我大嗌。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEBzTUusNp
「屙咩豆話？」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl94gnviGv9
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍，騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅，再…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLanhOwZsO
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘，直衝入去石兵群中，目的只有一個…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrerL5H8k4
當然唔係懶有型，而係「擒賊先擒王」，我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlzcHROjxO
(待續)636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeiIE4BZHq
下集預告︰636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuxT9RYdl3
「心靈封鎖！」…「阿狗，靠，晒，你，喇！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIqPQGXGGz
註解︰636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQsVnwIZV3
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqUdIa1J1R
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbeSJ9tjRJ
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片，之所以四級，主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTAdcUVU2K
