第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇，自己打好過…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzCNAg1Q6p
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗，佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGTaLb69Lb
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpmwLmF5PO
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫，實際佢係咩，我真係唔知。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzBmuPBWYn
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」，我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1Euwo0Hxj
不過霸氣就真係十足，力量都非常之勁。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4yaNG8ET0
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁，口腫面腫…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHK0RC0bkOi
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DgGaEB2l7
「估唔到你哋都幾勁，睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZaYpJCva9
之後佢企返起身，做起手印，有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1M0zN6oVZ
「石膚退去，大銅武神！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2plhipJd5R
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟，石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9CPT42JqU
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟，仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzReDsqpyip
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像，英明神武…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5KJO7W8HI
雙手按住一把巨劍，巨劍向下插喺地上面…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSaGJa55oj
「石兵增援，將軍出征！」「余二十」再嗌…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtlu55b3vr
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援，仲好似有D係高階D咁…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzGvMAVXpu
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高，再「哈」一聲大叫…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr38GgUqBeV
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYdTwcYOSn
至於佢自己本人就…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzA5pZDS9bv
「九曲追魂，邪劍歸位！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsf6Favqx9u
一講完啫，就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5pNcrKyFT
好似蓄勢待發咁…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfc0kpTGMuR
「阿初，大銅武神等我嚟，你打余二十。」達叔咁講。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw32JarJ0CZ
「好！」光管陳回應。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡca40gHTTrq
「自古英雄難過美人關！」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVrXUApI7k
「唔係同講我丫嘛？」「悉英雄」咁問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHhObjMOQJ
「慳D啦你！」我講。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnY7GBut6N
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大，再變成…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtZbp1USbF
我由下至上咁望佢，一對高踭鞋，橙色短裙，水手服，唔通係…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaXkKY97Zk
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子？！」我再向上望…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxX9bHKvPiH
「唔係，我係—愛野戰美奈子！」達叔咁講。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WNbDPDzJn
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣，但係…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzn3nGie4d
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁，我真係想自殺死咗去…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi64wN6SSts
「好Q…醜樣啊！你老味！」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtqVYd643a
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTH8ckSrVDA
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入，我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PBjZeUsxH
(攀 ~！)618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3g8mBPAJj3
「哎吔！」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqK3R3UyAU
「YEAH！」全場一片掌聲。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEyhptcAlA
「女人都打？」「達叔」問。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7sJKWlafC
「師兄，你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaL5zaFYge
「係噃，再變！」「達叔」大嗌。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5CLNQAvmq
佢企返起身，再次變身，呢一變就唔同喇…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUW2RqXlz6M
真係變出閃閃長髮，眼大鼻高嘴細細，好可愛嘅美奈子啊！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUon63sdPwN
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKJ2eluE81
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟，佢下面凸起嚟嫁！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MTcT1Ozir
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗，「居居」反咗肚，「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOGpfDKlcn
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqaL6VrvjZ
至於兩位高人，「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理，佢哋亦都開咗拖…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsIbH6I78L
「九曲追魂劍！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEH8J0oTGU8
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEHcy2SvwT
「玉麟金劍，擘天式！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUr9uU896oL
「我閃！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SgmKDwOFo
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩，佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL60BZMIfwV
「我避！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzb2jIAPAtI
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱，避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yL4QWCY0h
但係叫得「追魂劍」，嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追，死追佢唔放…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9PpXyk0RG
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇！」「光管陳」咁講。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoPQIwrJdE
佢講到好似呢個絕技，可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjM5rURbSXV
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗！」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojCEzxIde9
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢，一邊反攻返「余二十」…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDnV7OfKfO
「我再閃！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpjbJCf4no
「我再避！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnDOEErzwd
佢哋兩個就係咁，一直你打我打你，你閃我又避咁…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdr905ctm9h
原來高手過招真係會咁，閒閒地幾百個回合，但係個個回合都差唔多…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5RknLUS7g
睇得耐真係有D悶，都係轉去睇其他嘢好…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0xvMRfDea
「鳳凰擺架！」原來達叔都識呢招。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGDGQwLh7v
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式，配上天使面貌嘅女性去做，堪稱一絕…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC306oSWzyL
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做，就變成堪稱死絕，觀眾們死絕…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSeWyS5sft
所以，我都係決定放棄呢邊視角，睇返自己先。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhYBxFnTMI
唔講唔覺，一講就覺，點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅？唔通佢哋都睇緊戲？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcetXJBDaW
但係唔係噃，佢哋原來一直啤住我，咁點解唔出手呢？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tczYWASSP
「哈哈，我呢個圓型陣勢，堪稱宇宙第一防守陣，睇你點攻破！」石兵將軍講。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmReROm9QO0
噢，唔怪得知佢唔攻啦，原來仲守緊。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkfZLklOak
我本來想繼續唔同佢打，再去睇多陣戲，但係我發覺…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZoW4GhtlD
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味，所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHCyVeaGmP
「英雄！洗完眼未啊？居居，唔好玩扮死喇！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIsBaiJj9j
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmY6NoPojb
「頭先真係差D盲啊！」「悉英雄」講。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxv0POXAe2W
「汪 ~！ 汪 ~！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLjhtJQcUc
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁，我當然冇咁蠢，就咁同佢哋打啦…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzf3N9cVpMQ
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我，反而死守，你哋知唔知醜嫁？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyKOopt63G
我想激吓佢哋，點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭，成班都真係唔知醜，好在…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3pOkpsNzD
「三角攻擊陣！」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5KCr8ImFo
「好！就等我趙子龍上身，百萬軍中救阿斗！」我大嗌。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9xhmaHUKr
「屙咩豆話？」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iBOjxWM6c
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍，騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅，再…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgDRZrf4yR
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘，直衝入去石兵群中，目的只有一個…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAgtyS5y9v
當然唔係懶有型，而係「擒賊先擒王」，我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍！618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssyiHNWyZY
(待續)618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdA5d7uQBo
下集預告︰618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpwkNvNXRc
「心靈封鎖！」…「阿狗，靠，晒，你，喇！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5P680Lv0Le
註解︰618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0i0T3l7mb
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqAnSjNbpP
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRwHJ8e4OP
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片，之所以四級，主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HgjgH02Jk
