第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAejJ3zXCch
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wEJ8rP0ya
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArc9sJSjr0
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm90tuZcYTq
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgSAi8nfNo
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPMGFKiGKd
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdow9PnGQne
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7dsx7LYCb
但係原來…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU02PDBWFOZ
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5BsH3J76k
不過…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23q0oAjff6
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFc0vG1TQa6
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaCCR1vuwG
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBMvraNedZ
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVedm1c5cmo
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBUPQ8H1gJ
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpikDg13bH
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqELRghIEP
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN587AOUncA
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVLw5FAtBa
「毒河水炮！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPU3kc4QAm
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4twM34szl
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtezWrq3p8B
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDMKTywddQ
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkQIFaAgJL
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAK0TllKQB
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDFHNi1RYY
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhrn8SE5Hf
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoejAwr4H4P
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNFcoVKzJG
「衰仔，重色輕我。」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyO9ZOJoJb6
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowcMm2yacC
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQFkKBkIaq
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTfPxw9ebL
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi73bhFFXeB
總算頂得住…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86jtZFgiem
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdDaHk0hNd
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fmZLDlCfJ
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYib8IKsPe
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lVaJeUOYW
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZateX0i5Z
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5BN3xRsAj
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZcnyuPEa2
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSM3U35irk3
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlN3Jmmzkw2
「冥河鬼爪~！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SL3pyMiqc
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkGKRZtAPm
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyO65hnLoh5
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvUN5IEAv0
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxvx6EahMb
之後佢雙手合拾…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtgA9MZBWe
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChLhPZDh7l
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkvhPGfjpI
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvR0lwnmyC
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiN4HgcFYS
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjfCI0HTYi
…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiUwQe0Ywy
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpOHVtNFlD
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1olXD7HLT
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOO9Jhmyltr
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ704D5xYDe
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Zpn8vOJdA
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmaSDP3igZ
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUScGUJRVW7
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5c2KVt4EUy
攪到呢招成個食物咁。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvTWVjpNfb
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPdixMVYKW
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKY1hGpsZas
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5fkCaUaLG
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbSNqWeqv0
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfk9YDbDgg
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAAt9kkHz2
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTD6TMI9eU9
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPsSsr81Fl
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8lLKNLzd4
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2xHkcFal7
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWNFvdjinn
「好！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaUbPZATgN
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXGICOYqrH
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9tMIjCGbl
我想回應佢，但係突然…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtSNCmChdJ
「哇~丫~！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJp9Fwqm92W
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUYxHd3qhB
吞咗「春麗」！？635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiQVsOaVSt
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVORsYHV4pC
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj902SudyDD
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡux7G9iWt11
…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLgmfH8Mw2
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ync2Cw57m
「哇~丫~！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNF6IZIzuRd
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcewN4ZfVS
嚇到跌咗入井…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqL4KbNVG5U
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWLrmcoY4N
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0K0Lr2VL6
(噗~！)635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQb752OzKMZ
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRhCYtbHNH
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudWTjBtsRi
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmddgLSHb3
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuyXTCXtwe
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQM9xhO5A9
過咗一陣…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZq6j4f5T9Z
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkXKe9K5cU
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPYLtZTv7F
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsf5yOjAv2
我真係俾佢激到想死！635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiJp9TMTw9
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwWyzR2E70
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9e8MZR9Bn
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ28l65SHGI
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1Ife11myS
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVB9oGnLtV
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4TYm3cFr4
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqRz2klzjz
我連繩頭都見唔到。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFk93OHGm7T
「駁！長！D！啦！」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWwVumdFKf
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNgVwVWseK
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwng14cdNqN
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCR0Zu4yNi
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0DEYcNO01
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtn4XzOcD2V
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaAkabPan0
「你踩完未啊？」635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1YoKLLbPW
我…踩完未？唔通…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11Dp9dvkU0
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeAIIDhDqM
(待續)635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Qz5Zq15h2
下集預告︰635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8QfI6yOB9
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvFbNUuYqK
註解︰635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoIQ5MGfnl
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ031quZyqR0
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手635Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrB0a5KNzV
