第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0CbC6kuVs
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITCkCRUo4U
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYyk4pOxkU
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2ft7CE8Q0
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lhiMeIOvW
…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGU6IHxQDo
「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsETATYIfu
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoujTshZvc
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynmcH4RvLA
但係原來…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrV8mujkJdV
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRKlRDKN8K
不過…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5k9W7n2jZ
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2gIX1bR6w
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLswG3c4b6m
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0wKDXG6sG
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ770ok0wj7B
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcB0CkNeAI
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5DVnf8Txo
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSrVEHXRKx
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsB4cNDrGli
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sRGJ3lPo9
「毒河水炮！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPZQVYIJbO
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVs1NxzmUW
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeH9pJY9FNR
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTIBHzkCP9
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0K4OxrZoO2
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0FFSv3m5Y
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyjTUsX4G9
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcx7pVBGN6
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeugslUxg9t
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbRS32TS1C
「衰仔，重色輕我。」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWDRP64GT3
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqqJdyoYST
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVDbtMKjAa
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0NTp16lei
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlauDoVEFmO
總算頂得住…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Tdq7Jb3q4
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUyJQzPADS
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7XSQiobH7
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoURnfx3DHX
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFeWD9FsXT
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDsvtzJFhn
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1xxoufeZX
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYs1yuXTVg
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC262H0rTUy
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7N6xudc6M
「冥河鬼爪~！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFwWWZD5RV
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03oXFqdYry
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIsYL0pM3V
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8geVyGCeo
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hmxgUojAG
之後佢雙手合拾…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraTY95lrbJ
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7RQV7t6xp
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjINjxMv6yC
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHSbbm6jLU
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWmcMktPIt
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg93jmI2gZR
…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0p2cuDjMn
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6ukCWO2bS
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1zWrXIRjm
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcFvx70wxj
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JraC8hEID
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfjyhOLe8g
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0fR1Tw03X
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4YKHPIeRJ
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrPHdLggqQ
攪到呢招成個食物咁。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLY2Kap6Y9
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumy8UNtaop
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ256yQd8Sew
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpY9gSOwyxX
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShsI4hdhDo
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97s3taQ98i
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBwTQ1q832
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EvjtEwJSy
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgibXYESL3
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6KFjk5vbd
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHM4uXHkYOW
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKAL9ig2eM
「好！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUAy0a05iC
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVqGAMx9rw
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Znu8R7Ix5
我想回應佢，但係突然…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLi4XHW2Ll
「哇~丫~！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9M2JDgDKhM
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIQrasEgMF
吞咗「春麗」！？581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODo1QbnNSp
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxHWccwpBz
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUpYEJolDQ
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4W1Hhs43l
…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9xksZnrzG
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGzBqIEyVf
「哇~丫~！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjY5O7ZL7xy
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMkeBg13tE
嚇到跌咗入井…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwZOAoLusU
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2k40VR2ZAH
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQP3cV5qhC
(噗~！)581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJFFMsF3TO
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gluB24MYW
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabTDaoe7dl
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZxTdydCGR
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJQMHh4S1D
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxa4Duc1ZDO
過咗一陣…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOoFRPV14t
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5o0ZBIss4
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCsYLiFEI6
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUti2Fp3eut
我真係俾佢激到想死！581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQY4Ltt96w
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ndBTgekGG
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx480VhzXdo
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKX0MQgksFT
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXTWEwWBE0
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87Nfb8ONq1
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5bF3qekdm
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzk2ztPqIZw
我連繩頭都見唔到。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡansLGVHs6K
「駁！長！D！啦！」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkanQySsQA
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZfqdxZdnY
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJdo9FyvAY
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAe2ixT0wL
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEptEd1KLe
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡag9YofAjPZ
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTmm04KB1h
「你踩完未啊？」581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5iU8CZ8eu
我…踩完未？唔通…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8bWwMDgYq
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zWRRV5lAB
(待續)581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yea6KmKSB
下集預告︰581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6w3NAETBdP
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1z7B4gblV
註解︰581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQhuvm72Fw
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9VXVl5IxS
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手581Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIDObieBAf
