第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4Y20nSLmL
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdxwVPW9J5
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf30GnFb2Og
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EHHYliap4
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmG79TyeRX
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYG46AqXTj
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7caWCFcq1o
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lF3qiMzPr
但係原來…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9vIH6x23f2
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1rALQGZs6
不過…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDLAvAEWjB
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bcb1FNUzq
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BFZChNXtY
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnTuPx3zEb
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHml6OZeSV
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppConQjBIw
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbH1dulBuNF
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFilXPJRqZv
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJM8XvQh9KX
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rY5RT9p6E
「毒河水炮！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygB7X5f65t
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa70ou25AYw
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ450NYFnGyG
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡch3B1qniDX
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXADL3jkRk
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtq8pfoOEb
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuyTxSbh87
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTshBsbGXG
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKZbCFvDvR
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmjcQIVgoB
「衰仔，重色輕我。」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyN049FBDV
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42ciPcNmSr
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Th8WDiGk6
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnLGbLC2m0
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqDoWcHBkk
總算頂得住…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2ysop4vN1
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXYobTd706
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VlG9Qovbn
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjRpUOZbRZ
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEISMXLlse
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQikQlIRWhe
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EGmFAOThs
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAv2U9HXLSD
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6eYmT4VpT
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvgXhJcvFR
「冥河鬼爪~！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4d5QGYg7z
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLad1B0FTHV
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ylb2FFrD6
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKlTbghYaO
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LOJn4TdJj
之後佢雙手合拾…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9ddMmXEY7
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoL1JofTguQ
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFq4IXDLnL
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDQnMvO19Z
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTf4CKM4XJ
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFU4kg7xcM
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「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlA9cjYHT2P
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzWSC3xJP9
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmumSrmuYm9
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjCHcHPPk6
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡku6OuT694N
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdx1qsi6lzt
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3i0JbMXGYJ
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAFx5qS6qm
攪到呢招成個食物咁。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CizISaoZb
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYkW0D1MMg
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0Kb9cIJrW
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbM3oO6GVmG
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fLXrXcdIQ
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupury0IrkE
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2DJiBM2DK
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyrTf7sKyA
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qifrEujp3
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4i5O8on9Lz
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRY9a93Ivdd
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRv2ecPiAr2
「好！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sMHVGPSMG
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtltaU3Cr4d
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDbl2IC0v4
我想回應佢，但係突然…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJj1DeTbkX
「哇~丫~！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHBSYQC1FR
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Y6grQjYFn
吞咗「春麗」！？595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aYz721ket
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99L04RFadg
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwzRbTl4NR
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCc4Z2vr8F
…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3NrheurYm
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQhCqLYsVC
「哇~丫~！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDZV09PS67
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Pah8RO5vo
嚇到跌咗入井…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRuaibT9fh
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGbdWYrk0Q
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelRPzbkZaG
(噗~！)595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFXmywa86r
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynminKtiRE
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxATDGVmyu
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7wAReqrGX
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSnPeqie9U
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡme3KF144PZ
過咗一陣…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUq9hIVSt7
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuJtISA9c6
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQg8mocQbOM
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvsitNUs8D
我真係俾佢激到想死！595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5fqZRc9Hj
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNAkXUQBmK
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HElXotimS
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFo58dKUmU
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgsph2rdfK
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXw31egVmH
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajhYa0rZ3S
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OYzj0lQTy
我連繩頭都見唔到。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsGD8GuTEv
「駁！長！D！啦！」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHrekjW9F9
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTs8lGzfhp
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8cYxFY6op
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67LERVspkL
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SL8L32PM1
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxQQFJHsFC
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIcjEB5rvQ
「你踩完未啊？」595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEeiAhjML2
我…踩完未？唔通…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YBJ4eF7tG
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMDWuYdL59
(待續)595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM07cdEpFh3
下集預告︰595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3q5RLrU0jx
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetx7fgvNE0
註解︰595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJH4t59lMk
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5J0zJfF7z
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOtOcgAUHu
