第053集 ~ 明︰阿公黐線鹹濕，連衫褲都剝埋！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGcppYD2Ig
「光管陳」踏地請「鍾馗」，睇嚟佢同呢隻「骷髏武士」又一翻龍爭虎鬥喇！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HA2JkL02b
不過作為人哋個孫，我梗係要睇咗自己阿公先啦，「鍾馗」就由阿輝佢講啦。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡws6pwcc3lg
眼見「夜叉」佢已經唔係石像，而家飄起空中，喺正我哋前面，整個身體變得活生生咁，一頭長毛白髮，成隻怪物咁…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJVg8uMbxC
笑容又鬼死咁乞人憎，仲要居高臨下咁款，如果我夠料，又如果我到手，我肯定打到佢變粉餅。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4CYS6pfu8
阿公見到呢隻嘢，變得非常認真，我就咁睇埋去，真係高下立見，阿公當然係「下」啦，我都唔知佢點同人打？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxjAWuZJ5q
(嘭，嘭，嘭~！)731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK59GXFsf0s
「鍾馗」嗰邊似乎已經開拖，仲打到鬼死咁嘈，為咗保護大家我都造好咗「六字護身咒」。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6jsBmcleJ
「頂你咩，仲係六字，「大袋」都識做九字喇！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRbNFSdwru
「你識條腸咩！九脈齊發唔好聽丫嘛！打你嘅鬼啦！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwFgu2df5Z
「我真係交叉你個噢丫！我哋就打鬼，你就睇表演！？」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JRbhQU8rA
佢哋真係一D都唔識體諒人，其實我不知幾緊張大家，但係我更緊張我阿公丫嘛！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdfEqzMYtF
自己之前已經對佢唔住，而家明知佢唔夠隻「夜叉」打，但係自己又幫唔到手，嗰種心情，又有邊個可以明白丫？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAa5A9fD9NA
「夜叉」突然做出相撲手對陣嘅手勢，之後佢D白髮就直衝埋阿公度，我眼見阿公反應都嚟唔切就俾佢D白髮纏住咗，而家郁都郁唔到…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOnLIPpu7e
幸好，「光管陳」雖然疲於奔命，但仍能及時相救，使出一招「回旋式！」，銀劍旋轉飛來割斷白髮，幫阿公解困…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdOsMrksBZ
但係就因為咁，「鍾馗」形勢由順變逆，「骷髏武士」借「鍾馗」空檔，連環幾刀將「鍾馗」打得連連避退，形勢十分驚險。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UYUmxpZ1v
「汪~！汪~！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHAOYMWLQd
兩聲吠聲震壓全場鬼怪，就連「夜叉」一時間都俾佢壓制住。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡua7eNXZes6
一隻龐大嘅白獅而家威風凜凜咁，佢似乎係嚟保護我哋嘅，但係…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRneCoHgnbM
點解獅子會有狗吠聲嘅呢請問？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQtS2eauld
全場冇人答我，我亦唔好意思再問，只見被白獅打飛嘅石像鬼都一一打到「夜叉」身上，似乎無意中協助咗阿公。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDctVipAON3
阿公終於定過神嚟，襯住「夜叉」被震壓住嘅呢一吓，佢立刻就使出一招「大波翻雲破」…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLthQP1TTb9
阿公似乎帶住必死嘅決心去使出一連串必殺技，佢乘住「翻雲大波」衝向 「夜叉」…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRWrhmhn7g
嚟一招「翻雲旋風腿」，再一招「覆雨連環拳」打向「夜叉」，「夜叉」連中數百拳，我承認個「百」字係有D誇張…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8BpV14Q91
但係，「夜叉」竟然…絲毫無損！？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbidG8RiiS
雖然係咁，但係每當「夜叉」身中一拳，佢都會呻吟一聲，阿公亦似乎看到其中端倪，睇到佢嘅破綻…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfTXeXqvQl
同時，阿公亦展露出我前所未見嘅淫笑，冇錯，就係好淫咁笑。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1xuK78TVo
「原來你係「母夜叉」！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8Au3p1Pjt
呢聲一出，就如曙光初現，睇嚟阿公好有信心打敗到佢！但係，唔好意思，我又有問題…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuccGadlTWM
「母夜叉」雖然係女啫，但係佢咁醜樣，點解阿公可以淫笑得出呢？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCF18LPWAOj
係咪人老咗就唔理好醜，但求就手呢？我唔想我老咗變成咁啊！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKtGhZMw7o
阿公之後順理成章，連環幾個「大波龍爪手」爪向「母夜叉」胸前，只見「母夜叉」尷尬非常…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnTPNxUea8
就連使勁嘅力都發唔到出嚟，只能一直後退回避，屈服於阿公嘅淫威之下。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YFsXI26d1
後面「單」一聲，唔知斷咗D乜，但係就…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHrNVkKelY
「插~！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0QyzrAiwi
似係有D嘢從「鍾馗」嗰邊打橫飛嚟插入「母夜叉」後欄，佢痛起嚟，向前一震，同時中埋阿公嘅「大波龍爪手」…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHBfx42Tzi
「丫丫~」兩聲，銷魂入骨，聽到我都…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvw5GFNCDKF
衰嘢都係唔講，後面再嚟地震咁款，我眼角見到一把金劍從地下浮出嚟…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAviestCmo
阿輝亦傻Q咗，無端端大嗌「大地鼓動！出嚟啦，大地神劍！」，咪住先？佢幾時識得召喚神劍嫁？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfbnGwe91m
呢邊阿公依然死心不息，對人步步進逼，睇到我都想出手幫「母夜叉」解圍！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9tB7nhC09
嗰邊「鍾馗」大嗌「擎天式」，之後把金劍由下至上噴出嚟，直插入「骷髏武士」下陰…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxJWZW6ABx
我睇到咁，都忍唔住噤住自己下面，呢吓真係我都覺得痛！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ApbYXOVAZ
點解D老人家總係咁重口味嫁？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEh3stjNztZ
「骷髏武士」變成白灰，飛散於空中，睇嚟「鍾馗」已經贏咗「骷髏武士」…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBQrirbnQN
但係，隨之而來嘅係一陣無名嘅恐懼感，空間霎時停頓，全場人都莫名奇妙咁動彈不得…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJYgy5ta5S
只有阿公，一條淫到上腦嘅老人家，依然對「母夜叉」窮追不捨，呢D係咪就係所謂嘅向青春奔跑吧呢？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XHN0T1LiO
我而家都好想小倩喺我身邊…陪吓我啫，唔好諗衰嘢！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sBeHco00T
突然…「時~」一聲，呢聲之後，就係「哇呀」兩聲…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrQq6a2sDh
呢個慘叫，聲音震天，深深打入我耳裡面，再震到有心有肺，可以聽得出嗰種痛，非同小可…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjcVkMME0x
遠處似係「光管陳」嘅聲講咗一句︰—731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgoBMFihI8
「日本鬼王？酒吞童子！？」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTbVzQKP61
「鬼王」二字一出，無限嘅絕望感隨之而來，唔通大家嘅人生就係咁玩完？突然…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0euCvO3Xqx
「呀~丫~吔媽嗲~呀！丫~！」呢幾嗲聲一出，全場恐懼感全消，隨之而來嘅係一身騷軟…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICMOyfu86R
我轉頭一望，見到一個麻甩仔，唔通佢就係「酒吞童子」？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAL2cjAiajb
奇怪嘅係…佢同我哋一樣，全身顯得無力，之後佢就猶如熄咗部舊式電視一樣，「蕉~」一聲，就得返一點光，再之後就唔見咗人…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wQIa5SwE0
「青頭仔」三個字不禁喺我腦中彈出嚟，「童子」二字亦的確非常貼切，不過唔理呢D喇，大家平安就好喇。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwaHQIRgEg
我望返去阿公嗰邊，「母夜叉」原來已經俾佢雙手熊抱住，阿公佢仲剝晒衫褲添，攪乜啊？咁三級！仲要打出個咕咕，打返格仔先。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6OAXQnDYA
之後佢大叫「辣手摧花」！阿公！可唔可以改返D正正常常嘅招式名啊！？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7JscQNQWn
「母夜叉」喺阿公心口度爆開咗，天上污雲隨即散去，四處亦變回原狀…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSmM2ocMEF
參拜嘅人都變返正常，就好似從來冇發生過之前嘅事一樣，就連我哋其他同學都只係覺得發咗場夢咁。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJs4OEhIgt
「祥仔(即係「大袋」)，過嚟俾我睇吓你條頸。」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQHkJomqKK
「奇怪喇？點解冇傷口嘅？」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUNVOJMh31
「不過暫時都係算啦，大家冇事就好。」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0ZsOFopnS
「你哋四個放心啦，其他同學佢哋唔似你哋咁有跟我學過吓法，你哋睇到一秒廿四格嘅片，對佢哋嚟講只係睇到一格，所以感覺唔真實到連夢都不如，佢哋唔會覺得係乜嘅。」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeuk4YAjsa
「光管陳」對住我哋四個一連講咗幾句說話，我諗深一層，又覺得佢講得啱噃，D同學同行屍嘅行動，又真係好似跳片咁，但係…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eN2kHM6Wd
「黃仔」佢…佢諗聖經嗰時，段經文無斷過嫁喎，我另過去望一望佢側面，唔知點解…突然覺得好心寒…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzOEP6qDsr
不過算啦，佢應該只係條傻佬嚟嫁啫，應該係我諗多咗。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHV9Z8tPv3d
阿輝突然諗起話阿欣班機就到，佢話想去接機，但係我哋係一團人，老師點會俾佢咁做丫…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZ3sg31Qqn
所以，佢同「光管陳」講咗，「光管陳」話幫佢接阿欣喎，不過前提係要大家快D離開呢度。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5XyvXtDGW
「阿公，你做乜剝晒衫褲啊？好肉酸啊！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbYrKkRKCi
「唔係丫！阿明阿公好健碩，身型好FIT啊！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVsCTnOE3B
「仲超醒添，好在有阿公你咋！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKaUqxyDev
「係啊，頭先嚇死我啊。「光管陳」快D幫我接到阿欣就好喇。」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTO9vrvLdLq
「你估我想嫁咩？你哋睇唔到咋！條八婆狼過我啊！兩三吓爪就整爛晒我D衫褲喇！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9KWH3MCEr
「你估我信唔信你丫嗱？」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhJkLmWfVf
班死仔喺度噤住嘴笑。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4MbvzMW2T
我哋就係咁，你一言我一語咁就離開咗呢度，先返酒店，再安排食晚飯。希望「光管陳」可以快D接到阿欣佢啦。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxOQdDgnAt
(待續)731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQIUkebfiq
下集預告︰731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCunqXabAa9
媽呢媽呢空，幫呢個女仔睇吓佢哋未來！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveZj7E7w5v
