第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rc3Lq2CXe
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「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0meeSQuKT
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeSGgFYw7A
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「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNf6maXaXI
(咁你快D啦！)624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLAAx447eU
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79Oool5LcE
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0aafMvhpl
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkydsElI199
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvC9F4WnbjO
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEunCyFgCVJ
如果係，我肯定…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEdI5762Jz
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpv9aSJsE8J
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69vd9sO0GY
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0c4ekrKZK
咦，後面有堆字噃！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgP0LiT1vV
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aMqBlbN2Y
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4pXxh8CNn
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpU1u51M1H4
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNjZnQ0Yfv
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxlmm3enDe
唉，阿公真係…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXydFZgJLQ7
咁我即係唔使學啦！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYwnqGMAD4
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOXq4PB5ed
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykadAhd30e
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxkNfq0NLL
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yejrX0EWs
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfvaQf0Dzs
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsA2sx0LVCK
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIKj33Z9hO
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJu4m35jWQ
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsKXs1NgZ5
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQVto0QzNa
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrH0vkk7DD
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjohHNCrG7V
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Iq2Ipwy6i
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返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡho5Kgcr9td
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMfYOiREdf
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入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOP3XegXC8n
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HZVERQErP
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7j6Ww4ya1j
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9CkqD8kJd
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIsSi1rHpp
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAwh4wtJTk
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4QgopM9Vj
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67HWQCt9iM
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76Kpagm67T
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNCvoJkUGn
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXxaoIm9DH
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHi8kVaak1
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTKlnJx6aD
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhh3k1pb4l
「校長佢點啊？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAjBqvWBYG
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbIVAU1v9E
「咁就好喇！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKP6sVaJNR
(…)624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvbj1FxI5O
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurY5DCC8WO
之後，我行返前去最前面…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JrunGwOAu
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PbhXwFNdx
「咁贏咗呢？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWzG24jPmg
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPwUW5xCdq
佢真係乞人憎到呢…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnSA7hAYHC
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vXrDrYbvK
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4xXbnDhYp
「九字護身法，收！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgELcvEPx83
「天馬行空！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEv5gsCWZhd
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44kegCuGV8
「救命啊！救命啊！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHJlW4y0oU
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyWnCAtXmn
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsxBxtjHlq
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsjB1SLMTc
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQOju088g0
好在，佢都識做…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VlqPPThCM
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcLRetYABm
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ipowxvla9
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5FDCOnyym
好啊！好啊！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kaYDNbsc3
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmHmyR9YWU
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXDAFF1qHc
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfy0lp5oJh9
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(咇~~~！)624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHuYSQLpmn
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnJ9f14bhu
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLxpsL6ReN
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoesSo2HaJI
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fxv3zpn81
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglrgYzsRKs
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWYRzm5cyh
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UXQOiwWQT
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9laQMxSzzI
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFOZiQvQVN
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突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnuHMnyG2B
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiFvpNEnqG
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVyaXGnCrj
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmkzTvYano
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pYfPaLb1Q
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUKcXe80gj
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpitctIEQsz
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdc3bXzleHw
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyrXtugEhL
「傻佬明，波啊！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfbfIHkOqp
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPuzVgmcSC
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXABUWsFB8
「七旋斬！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmpdnmOACO
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBn5AEt1R38
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdlPBC4rjH
「阿狗！接波！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJelFdAWY8f
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZxU8wEUkj
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ki4kMsYVW
「百米九秒九！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoQSyApM8y
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNHGsURHLu
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cymkcIV6K
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAvULfY1IM
(咇~~~！)624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2lVGNk6UT
YEAH，入咗喇！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BEa0ryU0V
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLtgJ9KkA1
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6T6ZD65C0o
「越位。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvvkQf9j05
「越位？！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaL3vyMQUNp
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9y1xfLQ0Qu
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPvzMhBwlD
場面一片混亂…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaNlIIx1Ol
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3S8wfsbocA
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uGBQIQhR9
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEgLcnBSy8
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCscO9y7aeF
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WinQbB9b7
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHvDMt5Va1
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhq7xXWcCT
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6MgFw9ORq
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC28n1KoB9n
(嘭~！)624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCLyMfHTbI
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5O5k048wsH
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxbxcxJlM3
個波仲…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJYQEpQTLJ
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rt6EM6FWh
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rYJtXni1j
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