第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoB3osQOKn
(幾時追返我條時間線啊？！)680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCpCVoT4Pl
「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNn7bysauxe
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgSAbUUNyR
(又話追？！)680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEamZZkha44
「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYqpS5PS3o
(咁你快D啦！)680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYr9d2wh0L
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJm8XP0AmZ
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYk4Iq0EkbU
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8covsjlOEk
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQ69LuEGMS
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq73iwtuRT8
如果係，我肯定…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGUyiD9ghq
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgHSXA8IxL
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfA2GPu4Fd1
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKl5aZ1Uk6
咦，後面有堆字噃！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZen0CEmoD
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzZduenEBK
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsfntZp04m
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SOfJeEMZQ
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLWX8ApZMX
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhq6CIC0TC1
唉，阿公真係…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevHc5Ud7Mv
咁我即係唔使學啦！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQVuTWPVhK
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRA3JJVdN0
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYhrEqUcbM
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGQ6jeEGDK
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYyKMDSa7B
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNm9eonag4t
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVHcOT6nDD
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBJLu83rkM
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQgZdVBXgI
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiG2gqSKAVM
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZjPUFJK35
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzinkxw4tK
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADGB9sIP1u
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzz0tq32Wb
………680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsu4tgBUWqd
返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0cbaoNSih
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHFjmystbt
………680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVp86ssHCwu
入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIMPS04OjM
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJkpZLzHLd
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMjOJgWfak
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAm373G2mu
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp63CuNZz0b
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0I0UZztlib
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MA0T4XQ1w
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXKsCt5QJt
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTMbumBUWL
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvGZbHqcSs
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡas18yEwMAC
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKQA427MCY
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuumoEfFMX
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIW5tften3E
「校長佢點啊？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7htCVrhYgD
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeEdFsPR7d
「咁就好喇！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5WebJwfEU
(…)680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELMhP0gpsd
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVSqIXyPU7
之後，我行返前去最前面…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6VavRGGWL
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiVNdVVCdi
「咁贏咗呢？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxnUsCbIvS
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRV45UyC7if
佢真係乞人憎到呢…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5sqyLsKMB
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqVLf9ymTK
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKkVFqFGzI
「九字護身法，收！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Hh19RSGHF
「天馬行空！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfBjloutY9
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSZrjdd4mj
「救命啊！救命啊！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9jCPcJ8sb
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd522lpFlab
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqAAHYuSTZ
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJaFNQLchk
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkgHuYN1kH
好在，佢都識做…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURJgoBJ4lh
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cAZonRp9W
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWDQr8lezq
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnS7K0f9o3
好啊！好啊！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVKL4smZnF
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryO3wGoBxU
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIGhVsulK7
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vwFTR8gbW
………680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjpOccHOp4
(咇~~~！)680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUTNhgXisJ
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpW9StEhR4
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxugdE4d2tx
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpM37rT2nDb
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYjRaJ84rY
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy08dEdIwwg
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ioUOmTCeb
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxz9VdiKxv
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloLoE6meDO
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5uCty6k04
………680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO306fNxt91
突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZkhBnWiUL
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWCsZf1zVH
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuAH9hqQx8
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdSTfXgpxf
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07MZRyL1NF
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIktDUeU1K
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81END3doDN
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9k3IqJXIn7
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBW1DbXiCq
「傻佬明，波啊！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSwRIfcQkQ
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0TlSwSNoH
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLw2ov1LSB1
「七旋斬！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiazSB2ljiE
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1EEN6zeu1
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5bXq7uzzw
「阿狗！接波！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6IyD18WlF
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgSU9DGdfX
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXC0u1zv2S
「百米九秒九！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6rjDU7n8a
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKzY58yvz8
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxnH29Li9q
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPebOqUidCa
(咇~~~！)680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhh0llSCD5
YEAH，入咗喇！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡag5BJv01dX
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IRUSMayNN
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRexSp1Cde
「越位。」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodxmdlxJp5
「越位？！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0o2d6TGHl
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8OdSi9DIn
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwa1Hp30gnH
場面一片混亂…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiEF71yvdF
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmp2tNeiPV6
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36z2435aCb
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvArGqdofwh
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyo6OkyafG
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TSB9eEec6
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiNykKtyHZ
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9fwHgBoHP
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8RQCnpI90
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibv0j7BvFh
(嘭~！)680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvju1YsR2gz
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimNRX67I4E
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZ8S2yjcxA
個波仲…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvFQTEmMYc
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrPsmoZt1m
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdxtMATXoP
(待續)680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62b69sI5mi
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「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…680Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GkkioFOw7
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