第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7i608Hhyew
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「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqBtuxIumt
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2krLzv7eg
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「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCcRscGKFx
(咁你快D啦！)658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipqVmcwaUb
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUbWk7kdGX
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uoGKfN7lI
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsV1eKMW3I
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8kVNQX0RD
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7ub3rZR5X
如果係，我肯定…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7sNVDe8vd
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yIgvEEKx6
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPQebOPyyV
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqKV8LEYAf
咦，後面有堆字噃！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BWnbNUD45
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETj3OTmHGt
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNCHisRPsl
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6J4gkaBfeb
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1Nm8Nrv2q
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRzRmTC5vS
唉，阿公真係…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqq5rnR75Kr
咁我即係唔使學啦！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCla3DhL7kt
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4DT203TfU
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFXhTfDL79
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkyw9NhzjZ
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gYVmHZseJ
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEByaFhiJb
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zhYpJRZ2w
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzgNyoVXdV
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eCTg3TL40
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6rCNChIaP
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjz0HSEmN4
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyV9jXIgmq
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMBO6JDXPe
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YghxG5Byg
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返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCZR7QMw0X
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gOyrFFKtF
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入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8W9RTKzqR
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoZKl4xPgX
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IqLh5S39f
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1XLsElrD2
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgsqAedKjf
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcCHEtlFy1
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYW3I4S4vCA
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvqccWnv03
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz72GmVqFZ9
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSGYVVOgJg
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzCruSz6W0
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJQsI2zc7v
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGGkuKfRf2
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQZ3VGhYzl
「校長佢點啊？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rvZlPUhWd
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmelIuCk9vj
「咁就好喇！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXBz9ovyQc
(…)658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeZKXzenN3
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ592OG8AMzz
之後，我行返前去最前面…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyu1zRS382
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HkCgixt3T
「咁贏咗呢？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8mCUFLT7L
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhh9iUdtsN9
佢真係乞人憎到呢…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmvcWeIZij
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ImVAdmzHO
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGOE6n7c4C
「九字護身法，收！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYPnL7336S
「天馬行空！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzlbTcNHbw
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbSwqCa5M6
「救命啊！救命啊！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1mnzLOKOp
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzESVCweJrk
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUryvpFR7F
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BmV4wvlHF
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0236WgSisC
好在，佢都識做…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsaRAOKrvO
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xsvjdo4ZL
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsvr52Snx0
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6tF0nsbMn
好啊！好啊！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2dZwXo44M
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hU00cmhIy
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYA3Zm92c7u
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzwX7k4j9L
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(咇~~~！)658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4IkSYmKaA
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bUfWoiob4
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEp3knpfoC6
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrmOtYnMu9
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1ByhpbT8i
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMqzrYrLBE
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQqT8kztYp
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThoW8x0PQU
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvb7T2tK5UK
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1to5FGaiQX
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突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjitRUw3zlf
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGQtLkU0qK
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVITOPl13U
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaV0jmwM75
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHSJ0fqRbZ
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkfVRBI2GU
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1N1h2K9Axc
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSRhi17wxd
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8EyH0qAgA
「傻佬明，波啊！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rr5oA8UmU
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzfp78tAjp
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbnLxDnP9F
「七旋斬！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhl4UE4OzZj
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FdaEr2dXo
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmfrBUuPUT
「阿狗！接波！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRqBhN8FdM
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNU7QO7RqNp
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcM99IrYL4b
「百米九秒九！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRM69Hy3wk1
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0Xxz9lM8f
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82XqGvgfBI
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOTg9JsHUo
(咇~~~！)658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvRs4pPTc3
YEAH，入咗喇！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZLThjl7S4
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOgk7kQRgR
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTm5996ych
「越位。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYaCOj80eP
「越位？！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwURSk5IX6M
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8X471hJPiB
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19xbH1lKtp
場面一片混亂…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLC5v4wyNs6
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4e4mcnkzs
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvEm3pe2fT
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66ABD0gc9S
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSwLm7mfkZ
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIXX6YXMQ7
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNhNFQ7E35
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsK7G3WazA
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyg3lDpznrk
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OC3s984Du
(嘭~！)658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFfj1LFnYv
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAUgW9EZPp
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw467qO755G
個波仲…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOApC5cOqXy
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSII7YtVxNQ
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlSDQWgu0l
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