第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5kZ5mj0vu
(幾時追返我條時間線啊？！)700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQ0tUfOlrB
「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFTrjzz28Y
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUL4RTUEnI
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「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2654cq7gTE
(咁你快D啦！)700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMFawgjdtm
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgE70XlzYz
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZjeraZUm4
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW058rJdA33
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM834OWthD0
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmaKmAEEm3
如果係，我肯定…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDijR9VeYu
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjaAkYFS56
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtLPBeCSW2
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNs3SkIYyf
咦，後面有堆字噃！700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOQHFO4a6d
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzMPWV6hER
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNG8YMJfobC
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7VPZFaTM8
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsECZ7Kcev
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuTMAllT23
唉，阿公真係…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJeE1TXnuT
咁我即係唔使學啦！700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhBxx4ozE4
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVslcXFab5
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPIl959Lm4
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNckYGRllKb
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqDsccTx1W
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEmO0yfdqt
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiLoezIGah
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7Q0MGFqH0
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkpWEt0TVj
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjU8LRk4iq
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxEExCFEBp
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcLNMVqaUo
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncOrWg8Ezi
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcppShHdlHL
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返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFM6aQHwBew
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zuowabZig
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入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9I4eRPOJs
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SUGI4Qlj3
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ112k8BOXRY
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVw2o5Olq4
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uVn71Ezxx
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xNous8hm6
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9QFm6IVCl
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbgNzoPMNx
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mybVgDiI4
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCebfjk0hYh
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzccicInEls
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJRRn9bsXJ
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUAsNg3FAy
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAarcOKU89
「校長佢點啊？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡED1FczAPpf
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNZrsJPIfS
「咁就好喇！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsQbKvru3P
(…)700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0CHKIzhRr
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqNNMaSHdp
之後，我行返前去最前面…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphkETSqcxS
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJWdCyxCV9
「咁贏咗呢？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIsNUMTs8X
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZykQoNiSr
佢真係乞人憎到呢…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzP0iravTqf
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDy6T6vJSg
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmjdGmhrXT
「九字護身法，收！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZLEr4HSx6
「天馬行空！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3BNldVDGt
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluiHXWUeqz
「救命啊！救命啊！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKm0vzSvs1K
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcq0LOP1POZ
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGnePrfIoI
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuTv5lDNKz
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rtMXIZWa9
好在，佢都識做…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKL5J0wwRm
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ioPLHfzsl
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9f8gqtX8tg
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCcklBBfFa
好啊！好啊！700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPLI2YhDSB
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEDNZtFcTG
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7rXXiw4FH
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73CrJwseW6
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(咇~~~！)700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZtQMFaAbP
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhwbqT3ubJ
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zRtt3MAIz
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5DWhin528
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBWdIh184H
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wrki1O5xl
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZRD1x2SnA
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ39IhixU7M
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4TIx3N8DZ
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrIkOdbV7N
………700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYi0AJ84YQ
突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7LrqPvb82
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKloWJkEtr0
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8JRj0hy6N
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3VFxH2atO
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsR08QRSCi
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eDUCRz16e
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHyJs5WIcs
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoCo2UiHbq
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOVeT4EK9s
「傻佬明，波啊！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVQEYDRPnD
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN525M0Gd1t
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUNVP8gUUK
「七旋斬！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsU7AZpGSoE
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8un5S9xFO
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuy7UomjW3
「阿狗！接波！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBb0Jkb7TcL
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63Apl6TsVx
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZunOWF7V9
「百米九秒九！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfsUrhhOUa
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQKHyVLPM7
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAaGT2fcjZ
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceeOTFhQV7
(咇~~~！)700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTzEL8ZKhU
YEAH，入咗喇！700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡri76rETGyB
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGH1STjMC6
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWGed7HJFR
「越位。」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKEbT0QVD2
「越位？！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrezaBaCG9J
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJcy84n0QH
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9K8xs6X3vP
場面一片混亂…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRk1AwuEhb
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UG6OSETiH
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IzUq1Wgjm
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiPfAthowV
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡko43SGAlbU
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UB9JBOPL7
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPT8wkwdxz
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldyPGikqB3
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqAWDwaejV
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBLXAzAg3L
(嘭~！)700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBCQTstVF7
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVNC1lz9Ua
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINPexh44pX
個波仲…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsdp0KRzs3
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvfSH2cusg
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZfA6DeHF4
(待續)700Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ndlyLaj6L
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