第103集 ~ 輝︰終於俾我搵到「慧眼」喇！638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKgCAKNqLe
估唔到欣欣嗰邊要對上「南轅」個死人「大蕃薯」，而我呢邊…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡce3h1HaygJ
冇錯，就係要對「西斜」呢條「粉腸」，佢一身灰色長袍，手腳面都白璽璽咁…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJguxukm7la
再加上佢長而瘦嘅身體，話佢係「粉腸」真係實在太貼切喇。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56i72I9t26
佢喺黑暗之中講嘢…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBWd1sZb5z
「唔使望喇，呢度係個丫字型石殿，由四個石殿組成，三個小石殿可以通向中間嘅大石殿，而我，就係你哋呢度嘅對手。」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbNsUlSxN7
「超，扮乜差嘢大龍鳳啫，出嚟就出嚟啦！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2QCa9aAKW
我唔知係咪受到呢度黑暗嘅環境影響，我講嘢都粗鄙咗。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLz6aljXoB
「達叔」同「光管陳」都呆咗咁望住我，就連「居居」都炒起佢D前蔭望埋嚟…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dfsgmr3ZP
「咩啫，有你哋兩個高人喺度，我放肆吓都得呱。」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWcbrykmFw
「你又講得冇錯。」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrdqxAt2p1
「光管陳」講完呢句就另返轉頭望住條「粉腸」，佢再講︰—638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6BXeKQrMH
「粉腸…丫，唔好意思，不過真係太似喇，講返正經先，你唔好彩喇，有我哋兩師兄弟喺度，你贏嘅機會只會係零。」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoFVihsGRn
「光管陳」唔知係咪都受環境影響呢？佢變得咁佻皮嘅？638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYg4ha9mV9d
「阿初，你幾十歲人喇，仲扮乜鬼嘢可愛啊？」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAxyd7ez7I
「哈哈，見返師兄你，就好似返去細個嗰陣咁，記唔記得我哋一齊學打野豬啊？」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnR8PO15dQ
「哈哈，記得，當年你俾野豬追到喊丫嘛！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiljc5rm2Oq
「喂！！！你哋有冇當過我存在嫁？」余二十大嗌。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjRJ4L3S7y
「哈哈，係啊，係啊，當年隻野豬成隻人咁大啊，點會唔驚啊？」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HG0Px2Lvv
「真係好懷念啊。」達叔搲搲個頭。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxgBjlobuu
「我頂你哋個肺丫，真係當我冇到！靚仔！」余二十突然向我大嗌。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKlizhn8g7
「想點啊，粉腸？」我問。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9DyOPPNOB
「丫！太好喇，終於有人理吓我喇，好！我就饒你不死。」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtLTVFjoNz
「咁SO？」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAOaGXz0op
「就係咁SO，不過…我饒你，我D徙弟未必饒你噃，嘻嘻嘻…」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ci6UJTAoy
「咁你即係想點啫？」我一線眼啤住佢。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fn2a5olcA
「兩旁D石像，閒閒地都有千幾二千個，佢哋都係我D徙弟。」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJm8YICbYQd
「咩你咁奇怪，鍾意收石頭做徙弟嘅？」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiIxSUcTok
「石頭！？哈哈哈，石頭只係佢哋表面…」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOb2wqrhg7R
「表面！？」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFAYNbV6ZA
「佢哋裡面都係活生生嘅內臟，我幫佢哋換晒做石頭外殼咋，哈哈哈。」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUVZRXKvZo
佢講到咁，我忍唔住望一望D石像，又真係好似有生命咁，突然有D心寒添…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuFXURAb1X
「喂，野狼嗰次呢，你記唔記得啊？」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdT36JtGuif
「記得，咬甩你條褲嗰次丫嘛，哈哈哈哈…」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwouPjz5uKw
佢哋兩條友竟然仲講緊陳年舊事，可唔可以專重吓呢個咁嚴肅嘅戰場啊。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFfF0fkoCg
「喂！到我頂你兩個唔順喇！尊重吓人哋得唔得啊？人哋雖然係粉腸啫！但係都有阿媽生嫁！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHwpq0GIef
「你肯定？！」佢哋兩個突然超齊咁另個頭過嚟問我。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLDbF44r1A
「你哋啱，我唔肯定。」我淆底，所以咁講。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhIxXSTqMb
「好啦！我哋兩師兄弟打余二十，你就同你隻狗仔打佢徒弟啦！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeOAvD6zwQ
「你哋就二打一，我就二打一千？」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eKZmMtI5m
「咁你係咪想同余二十打丫？」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9Phyhzic4
「我…我意思係你哋咁「高手」，係咪一個打余二十，一個打徒弟好D啊？」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzUPunFw2V
「咁你仲有乜嘢用啊？」佢哋齊聲。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXKVxlxn1R
身為一個男人，俾人咁串法，我冇辦法唔發脾四潑出去，一個人去一抽一千…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6BHupTtEW
「放心啦！你有「慧眼」，一定夠打嘅，就當練習吓啦！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YFLcp4Fl5
又係一番唔負責任嘅說話，唉…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgNMGcBwc7
「石兵啟動，幫我處理咗呢個小朋友佢！」余二十大嗌。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMVZrlW5qX
我見到兩旁嘅石像郁起嚟，仲向我衝埋嚟…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmin2ZIeJS
「三尖兩刃槍！居居！變身！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28ivuScQkk
我喺個袋抆返「龍也」俾我嗰條「芝士腸」嚟用…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Qmjmr4tTo
再叫埋「居居」變身白色巨獅…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9SdNwY8KD
(呯呯 ~ 叭叭 ~ 呯呯 ~ 叭叭 ~)638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJLReGeziW
我哋一隻一隻咁打開佢哋，但係佢哋唔似之前見過嘅石像鬼怪咁廢，有D仲…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqhn9wCL8B
「我頂！識得出妖術火球嚟遠攻我嘅，有D又用水術，整到個地濕Q晒…」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0S8WA65SSd
我唯有盡力去避…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2CSdIVrFx
「嘩，唔係啊？D水仲要喺下身出…會唔會有D嘔心啊？丫！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNBOsIV8Tk
我唔小心跣低埋，佢哋仲即刻幾個火球掟埋我度…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFhWOUeb1q
「居居」已經幫我擋咗幾個，但係無奈真係太多…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobJfJie4JE
我只好訓咗喺地下，合埋雙眼，諗住要硬食其中一個火球…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXxpQM0H20
(蕉 ~！)638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1lIxU22dh
………638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8OzlxcGmi
兩秒之後，我擘大返對眼…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzr76q4lnP0
「點解頭先個火球冇打中我嫁？」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEZwRivKQW
「汪~！汪~！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUkyJUMgit
「居居」話我聽我頭頂有D嘢，係佢救咗我…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkOa61fWmI
我見痕痕地，所以就隊隻手上去搲，點知…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOY6u6oyMv
我喺頭頂度捉咗「鬼太郎」個老豆落嚟啊！638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNHyka73nT
「你…你係？」我呆咗咁問佢。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIlrE4to0p
「我叫悉英雄，「慧眼」悉英雄！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIpEU1bS0Q
呢一吓，我唔知好嬲定好笑，但係，我決定咁做…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFj5snYHWZz
「英雄，靠晒你喇！」我一手就將佢掟咗去最多石像遠攻兵嗰度…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKGoHN2aLp
(蕉~~~~~！) 一條黃光射線攪掂咗一大堆石像怪。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFg6Adx8xn
「點睇啊，主人？我係咪好勁先？」佢叉住條腰懶醒咁問我。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwPKEMOqfJ
「勁就勁，但係可唔可以唔好咁X-MEN啊？」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjViS5F5v1U
「好！唯命是從！呢招肯定冇正派用過，最少冇我咁恐怖…」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfr2ee9yfu
「無，限，眼，分，身！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDr8TQxyVH
「我頂！」真係好Q恐怖啊，佢D眼球仲多過海水，將D石像沖晒去冇底深淵…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqSc8jk0u6
「夠喇！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQNhC8ljHf
眼球海好快就聽我指令消失晒，場內亦只淨返唔夠十分一嘅石像怪…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYEjQjakEk
而家可以慢慢打，順便可以睇吓「達叔」同「光管陳」佢哋打成點…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfT1pGxho5
但係估唔到…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUhQHWUNLc
佢哋兩個竟然處於下風！？638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcypyCKBto
我見到余二十就企喺度奸笑，而佢哋就單腳跪低咗，口邊仲有D血絲…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjh7ErAJqo
「點啊？我嘅「魔雨斜照」勁唔勁啊？避到咁多你哋都算唔錯嫁喇！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWTJCy4C6p
余二十一副不可一世嘅衰樣，但係究竟佢點樣傷「達叔」同「光管陳」嘅呢？638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfi51NdcTf
「嘻，頭先我哋淨係避，當然咁啦，而家到我哋出招喇！」「光管陳」講。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zjdjHoqRG
「鍾馗應該唔夠打喇，一出就出D硬嘢啦！火鳳仙人！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSmQcqyQfN
(縫~~~！)638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtmPpzGucg
「嘩！」呢吓我嗌嘅。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73lEDiiQ2F
火光紅紅，霸氣十足，「光管陳」「縫」一聲變咗隻火雞…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYp76wpnNX
丫，唔係，係鳳凰，D頭飾﹑身上裝飾同佢件飲衫，完全唔知邊度嚟…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKiGym75kN
唔知係咪請神送嘅呢？但係真係…真係太有型喇！638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdjvDbZepY
紅衣金線，怒髮沖冠，雙手配上唔襯佢嘅大舊肌肉…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6ageZJEK4
再加上佢擺起側身另側頭嘅甫士，真係…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6xmmrt3Ka
另一邊，又係咁樣，「達叔」已經唔係「達叔」，而家變咗做「達摩」…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTLADkNlbP
人變身佢變身，變出一個光頭，最攞命就係佢光頭得嚟，都仲咁有型…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPIxrlfdiR
「你哋想點啊？」余二十問。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi14FNMBaUd
「純粹擺返個靚甫士，吸引D女粉絲！」佢哋齊聲。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMrzCSDO2t
「咁打得未啊？」我大嗌！638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3XiwHzlTJ
之後，「達叔」首先出手…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6LT0B9OLH
「達摩神掌！」一吓打埋去余二十度…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLra4TU6wfC
「魔雨斜照！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenAamsle6o
原來呢招會令佢身體斜成影狀，對手打唔到佢之餘，仲可以迅間移位。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNn3h5DyZq
「哼，你以為達摩神掌就係咁簡單咩？混元結氣！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIVqPam7f0
「達叔」將手掌轉一轉，四周圍能量聚結，佢再一吓…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzL3aSnTvQ
「神掌破曉！」一吓直掌震返埋去余二十度…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kHJuX63As
「哇丫~！」仲將佢打到飛起…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWjY6NChs5
「到我喇！」「光管陳」大嗌。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNDh2Kjp4h
「直刺式！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuBN4R6dEe
「橫削式！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktwzpazYlE
「斜斬式！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xQQzVP5E3
「旋風式！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEb7qf9WRsz
「順劈式！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy20EcIfSqw
「拖劍式！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7n8AUr4mL
「推刃式！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5XLVPlwjF
「狗仔式！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2xGM0orTh
「你識我唔識！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9rZDfz2Tc
「我問你啊！你，識，唔，識，啊！」638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQynSqQyH2U
佢一吓二吓打到余二十由粉腸變咗做腸粉，再變成油炸鬼咁…638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnu1zBTX009
(待續)638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcEVutTSi8
下集預告︰638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOutu2Bl0yy
你竟然將沙婆婆變成咁？638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlB74OcZ5y
註解︰638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PEjyN4IZe
(1) SO — Jetso，即係著數。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSRu3G6Fxx
(2) 發脾四 — 發脾氣，發嬲。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbLN29Gj9p
(3) 潑出去 — 豁出去。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFCkILFKch
(4)「鬼太郎」個老豆 — 《鬼太郎》係日本漫畫，講打妖怪嘅，主角個名叫鬼太郎，係一個成日著住傳統日本木屐嘅男仔，至於佢老豆就係一隻眼球連住個細身體咁，成日匿喺「鬼太郎」D頭髮裡面嘅。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDJPMvuXcg
(5) X-MEN — 外國英雄漫畫。喺呢個故裡面其實係講緊呢套漫畫裡面嘅其中一隻角色，叫做鐳射眼，光線由雙眼射出，用嚟殺敵嘅。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUpFuoGfa6
(6) 硬嘢 — 較強勁的東西。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMSk4NZQUH
(7) 達摩 — 佛教中國禪宗第一代祖師。638Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ns63LqpBD
