第103集 ~ 輝︰終於俾我搵到「慧眼」喇！590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvA9hSQVlS
估唔到欣欣嗰邊要對上「南轅」個死人「大蕃薯」，而我呢邊…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzTetm80VS
冇錯，就係要對「西斜」呢條「粉腸」，佢一身灰色長袍，手腳面都白璽璽咁…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuJ1c9V1EY
再加上佢長而瘦嘅身體，話佢係「粉腸」真係實在太貼切喇。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjXvvoTRGl
佢喺黑暗之中講嘢…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDpz7zOG96
「唔使望喇，呢度係個丫字型石殿，由四個石殿組成，三個小石殿可以通向中間嘅大石殿，而我，就係你哋呢度嘅對手。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50x1OBs1Jq
「超，扮乜差嘢大龍鳳啫，出嚟就出嚟啦！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYzgO2beqf
我唔知係咪受到呢度黑暗嘅環境影響，我講嘢都粗鄙咗。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjT6wnubeOj
「達叔」同「光管陳」都呆咗咁望住我，就連「居居」都炒起佢D前蔭望埋嚟…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdACexmeaFD
「咩啫，有你哋兩個高人喺度，我放肆吓都得呱。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEWT0G8xRj
「你又講得冇錯。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjD0mecQCwb
「光管陳」講完呢句就另返轉頭望住條「粉腸」，佢再講︰—590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0UFIbLiRm
「粉腸…丫，唔好意思，不過真係太似喇，講返正經先，你唔好彩喇，有我哋兩師兄弟喺度，你贏嘅機會只會係零。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFsOy9y2mD
「光管陳」唔知係咪都受環境影響呢？佢變得咁佻皮嘅？590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZ2Ep5ASi4
「阿初，你幾十歲人喇，仲扮乜鬼嘢可愛啊？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sShYuyqc8
「哈哈，見返師兄你，就好似返去細個嗰陣咁，記唔記得我哋一齊學打野豬啊？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbd73OgUNZ
「哈哈，記得，當年你俾野豬追到喊丫嘛！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiXkunHctw
「喂！！！你哋有冇當過我存在嫁？」余二十大嗌。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDL4Ll9ybn
「哈哈，係啊，係啊，當年隻野豬成隻人咁大啊，點會唔驚啊？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rX70IZTJX
「真係好懷念啊。」達叔搲搲個頭。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdN8IClIVIy
「我頂你哋個肺丫，真係當我冇到！靚仔！」余二十突然向我大嗌。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcijDpqsbrU
「想點啊，粉腸？」我問。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SaOJAfjJW
「丫！太好喇，終於有人理吓我喇，好！我就饒你不死。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgS2zSTA5Hw
「咁SO？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmGeLwuyLS
「就係咁SO，不過…我饒你，我D徙弟未必饒你噃，嘻嘻嘻…」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2oe73ARGu
「咁你即係想點啫？」我一線眼啤住佢。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWf4KVfiIvS
「兩旁D石像，閒閒地都有千幾二千個，佢哋都係我D徙弟。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ253oQDSMk
「咩你咁奇怪，鍾意收石頭做徙弟嘅？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9i6M4uHPo
「石頭！？哈哈哈，石頭只係佢哋表面…」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgenxtgkhVz
「表面！？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCV3O2CEs1
「佢哋裡面都係活生生嘅內臟，我幫佢哋換晒做石頭外殼咋，哈哈哈。」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdZBaI84yf
佢講到咁，我忍唔住望一望D石像，又真係好似有生命咁，突然有D心寒添…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKz6n8DFqxG
「喂，野狼嗰次呢，你記唔記得啊？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsV0wlqLVik
「記得，咬甩你條褲嗰次丫嘛，哈哈哈哈…」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8OBq8Oxys
佢哋兩條友竟然仲講緊陳年舊事，可唔可以專重吓呢個咁嚴肅嘅戰場啊。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwT7zM8PYgf
「喂！到我頂你兩個唔順喇！尊重吓人哋得唔得啊？人哋雖然係粉腸啫！但係都有阿媽生嫁！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BYFPC2mKg
「你肯定？！」佢哋兩個突然超齊咁另個頭過嚟問我。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQDBhRG2KB
「你哋啱，我唔肯定。」我淆底，所以咁講。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaBwHExx08
「好啦！我哋兩師兄弟打余二十，你就同你隻狗仔打佢徒弟啦！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDDsnoSgzx
「你哋就二打一，我就二打一千？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLe0qqf8dSv
「咁你係咪想同余二十打丫？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGZKXIlwnS
「我…我意思係你哋咁「高手」，係咪一個打余二十，一個打徒弟好D啊？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgwTwvnAqT
「咁你仲有乜嘢用啊？」佢哋齊聲。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdPLa4pKxn
身為一個男人，俾人咁串法，我冇辦法唔發脾四潑出去，一個人去一抽一千…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBohQ6P5Mq
「放心啦！你有「慧眼」，一定夠打嘅，就當練習吓啦！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdUv7sj8nj
又係一番唔負責任嘅說話，唉…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LnZyaABMN
「石兵啟動，幫我處理咗呢個小朋友佢！」余二十大嗌。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1bSaNpeg3
我見到兩旁嘅石像郁起嚟，仲向我衝埋嚟…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWI0vM4vk3j
「三尖兩刃槍！居居！變身！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xgRC3N3sA
我喺個袋抆返「龍也」俾我嗰條「芝士腸」嚟用…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXo5MQOgMk
再叫埋「居居」變身白色巨獅…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwSTYTb8zE
(呯呯 ~ 叭叭 ~ 呯呯 ~ 叭叭 ~)590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxWqkhZgNL
我哋一隻一隻咁打開佢哋，但係佢哋唔似之前見過嘅石像鬼怪咁廢，有D仲…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsRm6p80MJ
「我頂！識得出妖術火球嚟遠攻我嘅，有D又用水術，整到個地濕Q晒…」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukOYyHTHfO
我唯有盡力去避…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJQgHlh5xx
「嘩，唔係啊？D水仲要喺下身出…會唔會有D嘔心啊？丫！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFknK5p3N8B
我唔小心跣低埋，佢哋仲即刻幾個火球掟埋我度…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DNjFXG738
「居居」已經幫我擋咗幾個，但係無奈真係太多…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40jfkZDwA4
我只好訓咗喺地下，合埋雙眼，諗住要硬食其中一個火球…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3LX2AhZvc
(蕉 ~！)590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDtv38juq9
………590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXVJy6mmxm
兩秒之後，我擘大返對眼…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoDb5kGJNa
「點解頭先個火球冇打中我嫁？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjT2JnEtswA
「汪~！汪~！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEl0v3oASh
「居居」話我聽我頭頂有D嘢，係佢救咗我…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLXi6URTSl
我見痕痕地，所以就隊隻手上去搲，點知…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrfxrko4sn
我喺頭頂度捉咗「鬼太郎」個老豆落嚟啊！590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRIH9Nex0Z
「你…你係？」我呆咗咁問佢。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2ZiiufrL3
「我叫悉英雄，「慧眼」悉英雄！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNB6baZI47p
呢一吓，我唔知好嬲定好笑，但係，我決定咁做…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyhvqVjEJr
「英雄，靠晒你喇！」我一手就將佢掟咗去最多石像遠攻兵嗰度…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcc7t3hYgj
(蕉~~~~~！) 一條黃光射線攪掂咗一大堆石像怪。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbwPw7xSBI
「點睇啊，主人？我係咪好勁先？」佢叉住條腰懶醒咁問我。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1Qs7pX0MG
「勁就勁，但係可唔可以唔好咁X-MEN啊？」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4ll50Etpn
「好！唯命是從！呢招肯定冇正派用過，最少冇我咁恐怖…」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Foj1WLEjx
「無，限，眼，分，身！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEBc7t2ws3
「我頂！」真係好Q恐怖啊，佢D眼球仲多過海水，將D石像沖晒去冇底深淵…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBBMtQ4HPC
「夠喇！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMj8Xo64xCS
眼球海好快就聽我指令消失晒，場內亦只淨返唔夠十分一嘅石像怪…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMc4jT0FqOe
而家可以慢慢打，順便可以睇吓「達叔」同「光管陳」佢哋打成點…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4LXraI2Sw
但係估唔到…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8odlYfRWjy
佢哋兩個竟然處於下風！？590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNswQroIAU
我見到余二十就企喺度奸笑，而佢哋就單腳跪低咗，口邊仲有D血絲…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArUAHY5dIB
「點啊？我嘅「魔雨斜照」勁唔勁啊？避到咁多你哋都算唔錯嫁喇！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmzrAdcCKy
余二十一副不可一世嘅衰樣，但係究竟佢點樣傷「達叔」同「光管陳」嘅呢？590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgqEl4khYF
「嘻，頭先我哋淨係避，當然咁啦，而家到我哋出招喇！」「光管陳」講。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxXzTr7Cka
「鍾馗應該唔夠打喇，一出就出D硬嘢啦！火鳳仙人！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oeZnxWtTm
(縫~~~！)590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9xvJ6LWLD
「嘩！」呢吓我嗌嘅。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0c4nyZudiX
火光紅紅，霸氣十足，「光管陳」「縫」一聲變咗隻火雞…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FriuUfyJ9
丫，唔係，係鳳凰，D頭飾﹑身上裝飾同佢件飲衫，完全唔知邊度嚟…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡow4cdbUkf2
唔知係咪請神送嘅呢？但係真係…真係太有型喇！590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXXFzKTvZ4
紅衣金線，怒髮沖冠，雙手配上唔襯佢嘅大舊肌肉…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQrhyW90AK
再加上佢擺起側身另側頭嘅甫士，真係…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsq3EWnS3U
另一邊，又係咁樣，「達叔」已經唔係「達叔」，而家變咗做「達摩」…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCdfHEtmBq
人變身佢變身，變出一個光頭，最攞命就係佢光頭得嚟，都仲咁有型…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD13ChKT5dk
「你哋想點啊？」余二十問。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDeVT01MAp
「純粹擺返個靚甫士，吸引D女粉絲！」佢哋齊聲。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkEPbdPp5Y
「咁打得未啊？」我大嗌！590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGG65HPFqJ5
之後，「達叔」首先出手…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bqSi2E9x6
「達摩神掌！」一吓打埋去余二十度…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwxA1igXFz
「魔雨斜照！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnayY9KG3gy
原來呢招會令佢身體斜成影狀，對手打唔到佢之餘，仲可以迅間移位。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTW1CwR5TR
「哼，你以為達摩神掌就係咁簡單咩？混元結氣！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRSSZ103Sz
「達叔」將手掌轉一轉，四周圍能量聚結，佢再一吓…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSbLW2RMoE
「神掌破曉！」一吓直掌震返埋去余二十度…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKE4kmJbAxM
「哇丫~！」仲將佢打到飛起…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUi3MfxRYZ
「到我喇！」「光管陳」大嗌。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdW4nnfsL89
「直刺式！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmU2AkQ0RAH
「橫削式！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJuO3qY8Oj
「斜斬式！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN08t5PGWpG
「旋風式！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEjl7ueCdM
「順劈式！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8se1XiF7y
「拖劍式！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyq4Hld1rf
「推刃式！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakzmP9U65m
「狗仔式！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUHKGB3htS
「你識我唔識！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrryNU4T2G
「我問你啊！你，識，唔，識，啊！」590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIph0MrBSa1
佢一吓二吓打到余二十由粉腸變咗做腸粉，再變成油炸鬼咁…590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjsIPa6S0u
(待續)590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5P9EuuHCRl
下集預告︰590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaCJOXrDnt
你竟然將沙婆婆變成咁？590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAYKJMnD0r
註解︰590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9Dk8OI6Zu
(1) SO — Jetso，即係著數。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIoC2grntm
(2) 發脾四 — 發脾氣，發嬲。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuFlZVBDjy
(3) 潑出去 — 豁出去。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2vVqDAbO7
(4)「鬼太郎」個老豆 — 《鬼太郎》係日本漫畫，講打妖怪嘅，主角個名叫鬼太郎，係一個成日著住傳統日本木屐嘅男仔，至於佢老豆就係一隻眼球連住個細身體咁，成日匿喺「鬼太郎」D頭髮裡面嘅。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7WZsMMTt7
(5) X-MEN — 外國英雄漫畫。喺呢個故裡面其實係講緊呢套漫畫裡面嘅其中一隻角色，叫做鐳射眼，光線由雙眼射出，用嚟殺敵嘅。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirMc8FDwAx
(6) 硬嘢 — 較強勁的東西。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmNZFvOZgr
(7) 達摩 — 佛教中國禪宗第一代祖師。590Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2INlY5ARE
