第073集 ~ 輝︰要多謝阿倫，再睇大袋打功夫。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuI9rjs8eA
我雖然擔心欣欣啫，但係冇理由入去女廁家嘛…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASYca5PKYt
加上有佢個惡死家姐喺度，肯定夠照啦！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnBOHhUQ57
何況…對手只係卷廁紙…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPOPlHS5RG
唉，算喇，都係講返自己嘢先。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2GFRUC3dj
上一次，講到我發現咗個秘密，就係原來決賽嗰場俾「傻佬明」鏟斷腳嗰條友…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9T0EhVdMZG
唉，算喇，對死者，都係恭敬D好，嗰個男仔…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5Hhz0HHcf
因為斷咗隻腳，仲輸咗場比賽，一時睇唔開，就去咗自殺，仲死埋添。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiyvZbQ6HE
唔知點解，我第一時間就覺得佢嘅死，同我哋呢次旅行咁驚險有關…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKjaFz5Fo5
所以我即刻就…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5zZOrLbzc
「阿妮，借呢份報紙我一用！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHILUOLmc9f
「哦，好啊，你睇完就攞返嚟啦！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjNbGzzsJ5
我衝返去房搵佢哋班友…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcISPRaxJt
「喂喂喂！你哋睇吓！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotClX5VOP3
我仲見到阿欣喺度添，如果班友唔係都係我嘅死黨，我肯定呷醋死…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpGf3fwwLf
仲殺人依次。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZt6q5LouM
「欣欣，你點解都喺度嘅？」作為人哋男友，循例都要問吓嘅。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsu9oV1IzoY
「你哋睇吓呢段新聞丫！俾你個「傻佬明」鏟斷腳嗰條友啊！佢自殺死咗啊！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujn1Hy8kv4
「咩你唔知咩？你冇睇新聞架？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyFaZsd4Zp
「仲好攪笑添，佢有寫遺書，話係因為阿輝鏟斷佢隻腳，佢先自殺丫嘛，但係明明係「傻佬明」鏟斷佢腳。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VRpmjgM6D
「即係點啊？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoKgxLdsiE
我無奈到黐肺，唔係白痴到咁呀？點錯相！？呢一吓，我真係想殺死阿明！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6AYmd8pXr
好在，欣家姐嘅出現，救咗佢。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNz5wEV6c6O
欣欣聽到聲就衝返去搵佢家姐。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26SRCVMw15
「係唔係阿輝班友仔又攪你啊！？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqPPCNbjzD
我心諗，班死仔夠膽點吓我阿欣，睇吓我會唔會閹咗佢哋！？713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxGQrlyywD
之後，見大家都冇嘢做，其實都好夜喇，我咪返自己房休息囉。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiNy9c2QNh
「喂，今日係咁喇，有咩聽日再講啦，我返房訓喇！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcvBW78ma6
………713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6GOPh2Udv
返到自己房，我正想閂返埋門，點知…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGrfre3KJq
一個…都幾靚嘅女仔頂住咗道門。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eNKW3CsZV
「小姐，乜嘢事啊？」我都嘗試望望自己個房門牌，不過確認係冇錯嘅。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnQUCRxYfE
「你唔記得人哋喇？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrwJp8EKh4
「吓！？我識你架？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2rjeCdvZR
「阿芙啊！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkMAcmdG1O
「阿芙！？肥…」我差D就嗌咗「肥妹」出嚟。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QTI3SeHzY
「係啊！人哋好掛住你啊！等咗你成晚喇！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjRTljdua7
「Eee…咁乜嘢事啊？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKXuI4xu0C
「入去先講啦！」佢推咗我入房，仲閂埋度門，佢仲…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbbEwD0WE7
推咗我落床，企喺我面前，徐徐…咁除低…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QQZqE7nbM
咗條吊帶長裙，依家…(我吞咗啖口水)713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhQVVSF1ci
呢次唔俾上次見鹹濕女鬼少嘢，因為呢度更靜，更封閉…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrwfNphxir
佢再慢慢除低埋…呀唉…而家…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wiF9gszwv
女性赤裸裸嘅軀體更加貼近我眼前…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7OvfEDViO
我…我嘅身體…真係…(又吞咗啖口水)…唔生性啊，尤其係「佢」…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA71CapYPSp
「佢」充血充到實晒，死喇！死喇！點算好啊？睇嚟我要屈服喺佢淫威之下喇！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr861xGlEi9
「你知唔知啊？頭先有個女仔自稱話係你女友喎，佢幾衰啊！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1mXIAcihP
佢仲要用把超級嬌嗲嘅聲音咁講。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmz6G94Lu7
好在，佢一講到「女友」二字，欣欣同我錫錫嘅畫面就彈咗出嚟喇！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4l6upvjyk
我總算可以冷靜到…一秒咁多啦！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgnr887ZiT
更好嘅係…第二秒，房門就突然打開咗，係阿倫返嚟啊！救星到喇！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RUH2Ph2Zv
我即刻衝出去捉住阿倫，「肥妹鬼」，唔啱，而家應該叫「妹妹鬼」…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLPX0BqqjU
佢都跟咗埋嚟，想一手扯我返去…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpsT3dvpz4
我即刻嚟個「成昆大挪移」，冇計，我覺得自己真係衰過「成昆」…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHzwEcwhZV
我將阿倫隻手轉咗俾「妹妹鬼」捉住…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATbAWRVam8
而我自己就…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaQDJ38zrz
衝咗出門口，仲好自然咁閂埋咗道門添…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYImCY2u8j
(嘭~！)713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5HT6q3sTs
唔好意思啊，阿倫！不過…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyT7rY7BtGW
希望你快樂啦！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSFIixYcIC
過咗一陣，竟然冇晒動靜，我咪試吓俟埋道門度偷聽返吓囉…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBbT9PZuqL
「Eee…小姐，唔好意思啊，係咪阿輝佢蝦你啊？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwn37Tb2qNS
「唔係啊！唔好理佢喇！你…有冇人話過你好似Alan啊？」把聲好似…咁姣嘅。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoL1gUzzTP7
「吓！？你講…明星嗰個阿麟！？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobLt26enyi
「係啊！D香港人鍾意Leslie就唔會鍾意Alan嫁，但係我唔同，我兩個都好鍾意，比起阿輝似Leslie，你好似…」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2deChY6CnS
「似咩啊？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdoL7U7ImL
「仲更加似Alan啊！你好靚仔啊！不如…今晚就等小女子嚟服侍你丫。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZz2gDaWk7
嘩！似乎我做咗件好事噃！我都係求其搵個房訓算喇。恭喜晒！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZquXij7WZg
嘻嘻，不過我一諗起「肥妹」本來個樣就想笑喇，我係咪好衰啊？713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡti3TqgiRZ2
………713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtWvSJtcqj
我都唔記得自己去咗邊度訓喇，訓醒就求其搵咗個地方梳洗吓就去咗搵返阿明…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKXnapUB7j
問佢借件衫，借條褲都好丫嘛，費事打攪阿倫同「肥妹」啦。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLdU8Rx8KV
換完衫褲又出發喇喎…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncYM6Q88gl
………713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3urIVL9PZO
落到樓下，見到欣欣化咗少少妝，咪讚吓佢，等佢開心吓囉，不過，其實佢唔化都一樣咁靚啦。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTa64wWri6V
「欣欣，你今日好靚啊！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQlUncWdW6
見到佢開心，我都覺得好開心。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeOHq1d9kn
班死仔就撩佢家姐，其實除咗用發姣兩個字嚟形容，我真係唔明點解佢要咁著。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SKkMtb6mu
我仲見到…「光管陳」佢好似好輕鬆咁，佢唔知係咪尋晚都發生咗D開心事呢？713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLZTIsSdlr
我望一望大家。咦，阿倫喺度噃，點解…佢個樣…好似咁慘咁嘅？713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuumqQPcKF
我再望一望後面，近櫃檯阿妮嘅旁邊，我即刻明晒，我真係…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxe0GJlncdP
對唔住啊，阿倫！我見到「肥妹」變返原狀囉，唉…真係人間悲劇。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFnLn6uySw
………713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9KR0EnUFg
我哋之後一齊出發，跟咗「鐵拳」去一條大街度睇吓嘢，買吓嘢咁…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsCiOswOXa
我同欣欣﹑欣家姐，仲有「大袋」同阿明一齊行…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVVrBeTvb5
阿明就話好似有D心事咁，所以求其跟我哋行啫…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cZHJIZfNt
「大袋」條友又唔知做乜跟埋嚟，唔好話我話佢丫…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CkRRaWuS4
佢肯定係「被虐待狂」，仲肯定係「生滋貓入眼」…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbSXS0ArEC
佢睇中咗阿欣家姐啦！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIb9Rlca3J
我哋就係咁一直行吓睇吓咁，死人「大袋」見到D男人望住欣家姐…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlhGQSaOeR
仲好似想打人咁款，佢個樣真係好Q低能。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPQLVbuCDc
我哋行到去D冇乜人嘅餔位，欣欣似乎睇啱咗條牛仔褲…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dLBWbaZy7
我哋咪入去講價囉。點知…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyebJ1DSPj5
有五條架仔學生，突然行埋去欣家姐度，仲想非禮佢。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbAnRyvhAw
兩個係「金毛瘦骨仙」，兩個頭髮長長，遮到鼻樑…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JbIprngmv
仲有個大肥仔，真係一般壞人必備組合…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3ui2gKK6K
我諗「大袋」條死仔都等咗呢個機會好耐喇，仲唔嚟招「英雄救美」！？713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjajvkJXIqG
為咗佢嘅前途，我係唔會出手幫嫁！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOw2uzn97p6
點知個衰仔唔生性，一出手就錯喇！咦，咪住，個死仔係咪專登嫁！？713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡge4bNBUiVQ
佢一吓揸咗落欣家姐個心口度，呢吓爽囉，可惜換來嘅係…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJd31J0Izy
一巴掌，仲俾欣家姐打到飛埋我腳邊添，你話佢醜唔醜丫？713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kXse5T2p0
唉…欣家姐果然潑辣，仲一腳踢走咗個死肥仔，睇嚟…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3D9r3WqOo
「大袋」嘅「英雄救美」都係唔成功嫁喇！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikslquGqln
不過…似乎仲有一線生機，班架仔突然好齊心，一湧而上…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkyTR13frA
仲捉得住欣家姐佢添，睇嚟係時候喇！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TU9ldejQm
「放開佢！唔係我啫都切咗你哋！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbGUsGvsEM
我真係唔明佢嗌乜，人哋點會識聽先得嫁，留返啖氣開拖啦！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDE4AyKAq0
不過佢都總算有返個型，唔失威，睇嚟我都要出吓手幫吓喇，但係…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ziluILS4J
我見住佢…一步踏前，一個直拳…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4CdVeEuxb
「龐」一聲，一個「長髮」應聲倒地…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7ksrAxIUy
另外，兩條「金毛」想出手幫拖，「大袋」再嚟一個左勾拳…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJf6B080jCA
「噗」一聲，又一個冧低…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoXluoHknK
再轉身閃過「金毛」攻擊，順勢一個鞭搥，「碰」一聲，又訓低埋…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCmctpO1a9
原來「大袋」成日話自己打爛仔交打大係真嫁喎！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJDXFbTu4R
真係好勁啊！出手快！狠！準！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFP66RAUdTt
「BRUCE LEE！？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejBCLCHcNQ
班架仔已經淆淆地，但係仲想盡地一舖，一齊衝埋「大袋」度…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRc5LHjszj
嘩！使唔使真係咁李小龍啊！？「大袋」佢一腳踩到肥仔心口…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kIZ9PcOI2
借力彈起身，一腳橫掃踢頭…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rj6uA2d66
最少踢中兩三個頭，一落地，隨即又再單腳彈起…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoi2RfFl1D
轉身又橫掃一腳，之後落地，再斜身連環三腳…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqS7PZII4oj
(呯~！嘭~！噗~！)713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3j3n2THng
踢到五個架仔訓晒喺地，個肥仔仲要俾佢踢到爆晒缸。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2z1iSlSLWk
俾人打到咁，班架仔當然走夾唔抖啦！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhGIaPo4vU
可能男仔打交打到拳拳到肉啦，好似嚇親欣欣添。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGLxE0TFDr
「欣欣，不如你去個洗手間，洗洗個面先丫！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlisdWjP6O
之後佢家姐就陪咗佢去，我哋D男仔就喺度等。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOaSFfcglJ
「喂，阿輝，我頭先得唔得啊！？係咪好型呀？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqaXWI1pza
「如果冇咗第一吓「揸波龍爪手」會好好多囉，不過…我睇你都有行嫁喇，畢竟…英雄救美噃！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkCCIf24WF
「OK嫁！真係幾型，我睇好你嫁！我行開一陣，買D嘢先，你哋等D女仔啦！」阿明終於出吓口。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sRSmYP5hU
我見欣欣佢哋未出嚟，咪再同「大袋」傾吓閒計囉。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNOpdYPdOx
「係噃，你學過功夫架？咁勁嘅？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPrmvqOHwK
「唔係啊，不過真係由細打爛仔交打大咋，但係…」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtI7bn94P93
「但係咩啊？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWCr6pI20H
「我覺得好似唔係太正常，好似…突然好大力量咁。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9osHvoDOPp
「我諗係愛情嘅魔力啫。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmNisKVwtI
雖然我咁講，但係…我突然諗起…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡak2Bis04xj
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