第124集 ~ 輝︰外傳咩？講主線啦，到「地魔」喇呢集！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOIuNfKv9D
估唔到「大袋」個衰仔原來幾識溝女噃…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFCCmg7jk1
又估唔到欣家姐原來愛起人上嚟會咁傻痴痴…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEMLHCbgN8
更加估唔到而家「大袋」竟然變成咗「佛地魔」。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9yPBSQ7Xl
之前欣欣不恥「東歪」歪理連篇，所以破口大罵…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8WJc2ks4N
「唔怪得人哋都叫你「東歪」喇！就算係妖刀又點噃？唔可以改邪歸正咩？唔可以得道成仙，變成仙劍神刀咩？唔好話你自己冇心！點解要助紂為虐啊？仲要親手殺死自己師父，你連做把刀都唔配啊！做…做PAT屎你就差唔多！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mCzu9djyB
欣欣當時應該真係好嬲，佢好少講屎尿屁嫁。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuc2tfKgesp
(係啊，靚女唔會屙屎添啊！)670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcK0n76FnqU
唔講污糟嘢住，講返呢度先…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizLDrkI0sr
「東歪」迅間閃到欣欣身邊，仲一拳將佢打暈咗…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1xJq3ODFx
好在，我識「鳳凰閃現」，我即刻就閃埋去救返欣欣…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmX01adWYB
而「東歪」就退返去「鬼王」身邊。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxfslxEVp3
當大家都凝視住「東歪」嘅時候，突然…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pyY1VQQkj
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhhlbEHEIS
傻佬明佢原來已經醒返，仲擺出一副冇得輸嘅姿態對住「鬼王」。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWxKhIt8xk
究竟佢憑咩呢？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSmMKHXXtx
「九陽草薙！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMyxryLO36
之後，我哋同「鬼王」鬥咗幾吓口哩，佢唔夠我哋鬥就…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtu7yO2pU6
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48n8pCZIJG
「鬼王」一吓閃身埋去阿明度，但係迅間又彈返開…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeBDGAiPwV
原來係阿明佢合埋眼嚇窒咗佢…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszaifvpyEh
之後，阿明都叫埋我哋合埋眼…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2GR8NvDvp
但係咁精彩嘅場面，邊有人想合埋眼丫，我唯有先望住地下，唔直望佢哋…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXeq7eLetz
點知第一句聽到嘅，竟然係「鬼王」佢出聲喎︰—670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36a6BQpzaD
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Yd2wTSJvR
我記得呢招係會釋出鬼魂嘅…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9snwIywCy
「…九陽草薙，出鞘！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfkXezWXQo
阿明出聲喇，燦爛金光亦從此而生…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ad3biejFQ
我諗呢D就係「九陽草薙」嘅力量喇！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0Ol0t3ZsX
當然，我冇辦法去直視佢哋，但係我可以去聽同去用眼尾哨吓佢哋…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg95ncM1ihP
「…你…要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4I2XPQzn0
「…心眼！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdQvB2ay8W
「心眼」？唔通同我隻「慧眼」同類嘅？670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WuWLDHPAl
我諗到呢度，即刻就望一望「英雄」…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW11AkfRLlK
「咦，英雄，你冇事丫嘛？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZ5HuhAVqi
佢一殼眼淚咁樣對住我…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ICusSG4WY
「大哥啊，救命啊，我冇眼簾嫁，好燦眼啊！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZmv1cm2y6
係噃，真係難為佢，而家佢流晒馬尿咁款…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgqYuGEAIn
正當我想想辦法幫吓「英雄」嗰陣，突然…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFrUi6mfV1
「嚓」一聲…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGk3BhI27w2
之後…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XlJsE4sZI
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗…」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCA18LxXBkv
「大家開眼啦。」阿明講完，就收返埋把「九陽草薙」…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsB0G0T0szd
我亦抬起頭嚟睇吓發生咩事…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGiIFyEajb
原來…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbp7MWZTxTx
係「東歪」出手殺死咗「鬼王」…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMNS5brwrN
唔通，我哋怪錯咗佢…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHqLwPbryO
但係不出幾秒，答案就嚟喇…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJ9JhoBW6Q
「東歪」佢向住一個方向，好恭敬咁耷低頭…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmUYWenb2W
個方向就係「大袋」被吊起嘅方向…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhTFJsCjF6
我轉身望過去，發覺…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi82Ne7tFFt
「餐躝~」幾聲嘅鐵鍊聲，係「大袋」佢自己鬆開咗鐵鍊啊！670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUNtyY1FOo
我當時又開心，又擔心，嗰種感覺真係好難形容…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpls4Rc4Tb
我眼見佢慢慢飄埋去擒咗上去嘅欣家姐嘅面前…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnVO0onvEm
淨係隱約聽到佢問︰—670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvsvcrY7uH
「你想救我呀？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvatlDg8Ta
欣家姐呆咗咁及咗一吓頭，而「大袋」佢就咁回應︰—670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpZnHDVhtQ
「好可惜，我已經唔係佢，我係佛地魔。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIr3nrXjjO
「吓？」呢一吓係當時我心裡面嘅疑問。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcspVgfFtP
連呢一個單字都未問完，「大袋」佢…「佛地魔」佢…唉，我都唔知點叫佢好…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUaQ431E0Y
Eee…算啦，叫佢「大袋魔」啦，「大袋魔」佢出手快到我肉眼都睇唔到…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4MnqsMQGf
欣家姐就俾佢打暈咗。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TjylKvkaI
「大袋，你癲咗呀？佢係你啱啱先識嘅女朋友嚟嫁！」阿狗大嗌。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwxzcylvaj
阿狗嗌完，只係「蓬」一聲，「大袋魔」就已經去到佢面前，再…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzfkdrKNV6
一手將佢個口噤住…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPCTkWAHQy
阿狗佢就連反擊嘅能力都冇…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rSZCWJR3q
「狐炎舞！」阿妮即刻想出手相救，但係…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JxijjW24F
「大袋魔」左手一撥…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYgzH8NZJY
「嘭」一聲，阿妮就彈開幾丈遠…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcspLTuN5X
之後「大袋魔」一手將阿狗噤落地下…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgGfl0Va5B
再「嘭」一聲，阿狗完全俾佢壓咗入地下…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvMyHPtZyO
「大袋魔」起返身，斯斯然咁另轉身行返上大台…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdG7GzYUKuL
「恭喜佛地魔大人重生。」「東歪」好恭敬咁向住「大袋魔」講。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYs8qR4Iw08
「仲以為酒吞童子隻小鬼就夠料清理晒呢班人添。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnVaMgNlI0
「佢咁冇用，我呢把妖刀都唔想浪費時間，隨手就殺咗佢，望大人原諒。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKyyE5DRDX
「傻啦，佢死唔死同我都冇關係，佢只係幫我嚟浪費呢堆人時間嫁啫…」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59epfCZlAY
「你…你將大袋佢點啊？」阿明咬牙切齒咁問。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXy8wUWWsD8
「見你打贏「童子」，我就答吓你問題啦，你講嘅人，而家仲喺我身體裡面。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpD3qen4Q5
「咁係咪真係打贏你就可以救返我哋朋友啊？」我問。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4MTAvngRv
「哈哈哈，係啊，嚟啦，全部一齊上丫，我讓你哋淨係用單手又點話？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIOJOZwzqm
佢個樣明明係「大袋」，但係整個格就好似變咗另一個人一樣，真係好心寒…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiidx23mg4c
「咁…咁點解你要用我哋朋友嘅身體啊？」「細鬼」竟然出聲。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOTo6xhB2o
「大袋魔」突然好凶狠咁望住「細鬼」，再用手指指住佢…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcs6ktnftEF
「你講多次！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDuoDxFpRp
佢嘅呢個凶狠嘅眼神，就好似威嚇住「細鬼」會節磨死佢一樣…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nAUQYXpHH
「細鬼」佢當場俾「大袋魔」嚇到瀨咗尿…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdntGJPB5t
亦都唔敢再問…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcCYBvab99
「哎喲，我只係叫你講多次啫，做乜嚇到瀨尿咁陰公豬呀？使唔使叔叔錫返？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXoANmwmHT
「細鬼」已經俾佢嚇到呆晒咁坐咗喺地…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytfRxRpwJS
「地魔，點解你要咁害班細路？」「肥龍大師」咁問。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlxxvI6mex
「肥仔，你又想瀨尿啊？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDy5eFeQHlw
「瀨屎你嘆都仲得呀！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyoYCtB0By
「嘩，乜你咁污糟嫁，好，講吓你哋聽啦，我冇諗住害你哋噃，我淨係想一樣嘢，就係毀滅人間…」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAI6o8hLZsx
「咩意思啊？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRU7RMUJUju
「困晒你哋喺度，唔好阻住晒，我就去毀滅人間囉，而家應該都七七八八嚧…」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiU1r8DAjI
「咩七七八八啊？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQARU1EnA0N
「世界上好多個地方都已經俾我嘅瘟疫腐土佔據咗。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uKyzGogjC
「佔據咗會點嫁？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhzhqvNaFq
「人類都會變成聽從我指令嘅腐肉。丫，你哋係香港人呀可？好似成個香港都已經俾我毀滅咗嚧。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNZIhjwE4Y
「咩話？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLZovH4KJb
「…」大家都呆咗一陣。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTfDCbNHpG
「唔好理佢吹水定講笑住，我哋而家係要打敗佢。」「南龍」先生出聲。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEBhIdUxnM
「地魔，我諗你都好戰嫁，不如俾少少時間我哋變強，再同你打。」佢再講。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZwDKdHZJo
「變強？你哋仲可以點變強啊？哈哈哈，不過都好，俾三分鐘你哋啦。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBUITzs4VD
「大家埋嚟…」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHlG9c6u3W
之後我哋郁動到嘅人都走埋去「南龍」先生度…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VoyvFrbLS
「「屎橋」教我哋，可以試吓呢一招，劏雞還神。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHyb1ayKy4
「咩嚟嫁？究竟你呢個「噏屎」邊個寫嫁？信唔信得過嫁？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcf63DYUEy3
「世外高人寫嫁，唔會有錯，不過點做佢就唔會直接教我哋囉。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6Dxu0A5o3
「劏雞還神即係點啊？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazSssIk8Kg
「神與神…劏雞還神…我諗…我明喇，係請神啊，初仔佢嗰招啊。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWh3EK3iiB
「請神！？點請啊？而家「光管陳」又唔喺度，仲有啊，我哋要請邊個神啊？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVlV77DXUR
「孫悟空丫！肯定有得贏。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp90VKYQOKH
「識龜波氣功嗰個好唔好？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZr00B9KB2
「咁我想要悟飯囉。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaX3VCQ8ES1
「癲夠未啊？得返一分鐘咋。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uwVKpXWYl
「劏雞還神…我諗…我哋應該係要用雞血嚟請神。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgZEvdKnbn
「邊度嚟雞血啊？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnlf8BSib9
「呢度！」突然後面有條友大嗌。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡss88Tmo22s
係「阿張」啊！嗰個喺故事裡面好少出現，俾孌童校長孌嗰個啊。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RGkllWoau
「你手上嘅係咩嚟嫁？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYUyJSxcm3
「雞妖隻手。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZ20u3p0IM
「雞妖？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQB4m0YyWPo
「之前脅持我嗰隻啊，我見咁大個仔都未見過妖怪，咪攞佢隻手嚟留念，諗住返去做標本囉。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHKsdL8xNK
「嘩，果然最可怕嘅都係人類。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprH8Nv0GjC
「事不宜遲，我試吓用雞血請神啦。」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40JjSql3z0
「咁請邊個啊？」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSaslnc1hS
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EAROPEfdv
(待續)670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67aVfselKB
下集預告︰670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKFkDg9qAc
P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfauU87zcuP
註解︰670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhuzlkYKCk
(1) 鬥咗幾吓口哩 — 鬥口哩，即係鬥嘴，鬥鬧咁囉。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCgT4mgfNY
(2) 流晒馬尿 — 流馬尿，即係流眼淚。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSj6jmmHdN
(3) 陰公豬 — 唔知點解要加個豬字，應該純粹懶可愛，陰公意思有D似慘啊，淒涼啊咁囉，通常唔忍心咁睇到人哋慘況就會講︰「陰公囉！」。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XCH2rW6il
(4) 悟空﹑悟飯 — 本來唔想介紹，因為有《龍珠-改》，不過呢度提吓啦，日本動漫《龍珠》主角悟空係用左中國《西遊記》一D事物創作嘅，當中主角就係用咗齊天大聖孫悟空個名，至於悟飯就係佢個仔，舊版細個個陣好型好正好勁，而家唔知改成點嚧。670Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYBpWUsChr
