第124集 ~ 輝︰外傳咩？講主線啦，到「地魔」喇呢集！718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB95vnCyaQx
估唔到「大袋」個衰仔原來幾識溝女噃…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjQewx14Rj
又估唔到欣家姐原來愛起人上嚟會咁傻痴痴…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCcoMaNxxy
更加估唔到而家「大袋」竟然變成咗「佛地魔」。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOnEqfcP8C
之前欣欣不恥「東歪」歪理連篇，所以破口大罵…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47jfsyj2AN
「唔怪得人哋都叫你「東歪」喇！就算係妖刀又點噃？唔可以改邪歸正咩？唔可以得道成仙，變成仙劍神刀咩？唔好話你自己冇心！點解要助紂為虐啊？仲要親手殺死自己師父，你連做把刀都唔配啊！做…做PAT屎你就差唔多！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWC0QCgXi9R
欣欣當時應該真係好嬲，佢好少講屎尿屁嫁。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrXlZCJ2Vu
(係啊，靚女唔會屙屎添啊！)718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYEPcfOd7M
唔講污糟嘢住，講返呢度先…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcRGhVSHaK
「東歪」迅間閃到欣欣身邊，仲一拳將佢打暈咗…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxZahrulfz
好在，我識「鳳凰閃現」，我即刻就閃埋去救返欣欣…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0It4TzeOCm
而「東歪」就退返去「鬼王」身邊。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnIUX4IJww
當大家都凝視住「東歪」嘅時候，突然…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXWLnQVyNR
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbcKuV3UdQ
傻佬明佢原來已經醒返，仲擺出一副冇得輸嘅姿態對住「鬼王」。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1Knh3QCMD
究竟佢憑咩呢？718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbnXYU9TBS
「九陽草薙！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWowp9AZAM
之後，我哋同「鬼王」鬥咗幾吓口哩，佢唔夠我哋鬥就…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMOqHbXQKK
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepBGVID47f
「鬼王」一吓閃身埋去阿明度，但係迅間又彈返開…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKgF7L06bg
原來係阿明佢合埋眼嚇窒咗佢…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1BIxXrrNj
之後，阿明都叫埋我哋合埋眼…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPTzGiZDub
但係咁精彩嘅場面，邊有人想合埋眼丫，我唯有先望住地下，唔直望佢哋…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5are3e3W9
點知第一句聽到嘅，竟然係「鬼王」佢出聲喎︰—718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrUVjSkHsD
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv89aNlEVU5
我記得呢招係會釋出鬼魂嘅…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRerarXFGj
「…九陽草薙，出鞘！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvg95xrtI5M
阿明出聲喇，燦爛金光亦從此而生…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7tQ4qrVjj
我諗呢D就係「九陽草薙」嘅力量喇！718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHWRHSiZct
當然，我冇辦法去直視佢哋，但係我可以去聽同去用眼尾哨吓佢哋…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9oL1iFSFC
「…你…要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcnx7adCZz
「…心眼！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPp8ew0yxlY
「心眼」？唔通同我隻「慧眼」同類嘅？718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1q78s09mk
我諗到呢度，即刻就望一望「英雄」…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFRcjPwUd8
「咦，英雄，你冇事丫嘛？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1czEzZoAI
佢一殼眼淚咁樣對住我…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkQkxKWoz6
「大哥啊，救命啊，我冇眼簾嫁，好燦眼啊！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4YsRhbOZ0
係噃，真係難為佢，而家佢流晒馬尿咁款…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSa7vlcEOk
正當我想想辦法幫吓「英雄」嗰陣，突然…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtNb0kCAuM
「嚓」一聲…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vvs2JmPWh
之後…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciN7EBh9dV
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗…」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9WX1hP9Lj
「大家開眼啦。」阿明講完，就收返埋把「九陽草薙」…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLCZpiW1zZ
我亦抬起頭嚟睇吓發生咩事…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBHc4cdex1
原來…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgX2IgM5IJ
係「東歪」出手殺死咗「鬼王」…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqB7f21e8d
唔通，我哋怪錯咗佢…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvD9s9SXSj
但係不出幾秒，答案就嚟喇…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDiIKpwcPN
「東歪」佢向住一個方向，好恭敬咁耷低頭…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9k75EDM0h
個方向就係「大袋」被吊起嘅方向…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwA0xncCJr
我轉身望過去，發覺…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqGz4rKERM
「餐躝~」幾聲嘅鐵鍊聲，係「大袋」佢自己鬆開咗鐵鍊啊！718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HaoAaH8aF
我當時又開心，又擔心，嗰種感覺真係好難形容…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqoob6ZpLo
我眼見佢慢慢飄埋去擒咗上去嘅欣家姐嘅面前…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77Tqj70zbB
淨係隱約聽到佢問︰—718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAq2ulEPSb
「你想救我呀？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPAXmhhUZn
欣家姐呆咗咁及咗一吓頭，而「大袋」佢就咁回應︰—718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ujMenYA6G
「好可惜，我已經唔係佢，我係佛地魔。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oEtuZTpNf
「吓？」呢一吓係當時我心裡面嘅疑問。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSdqkQUx46
連呢一個單字都未問完，「大袋」佢…「佛地魔」佢…唉，我都唔知點叫佢好…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8M9jEuswu
Eee…算啦，叫佢「大袋魔」啦，「大袋魔」佢出手快到我肉眼都睇唔到…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirWmVV6eVv
欣家姐就俾佢打暈咗。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0e2DofXLsk
「大袋，你癲咗呀？佢係你啱啱先識嘅女朋友嚟嫁！」阿狗大嗌。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSR6APsBGW4
阿狗嗌完，只係「蓬」一聲，「大袋魔」就已經去到佢面前，再…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4WNPdLSyp
一手將佢個口噤住…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8bULM31tU
阿狗佢就連反擊嘅能力都冇…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweEjbE4Cjj
「狐炎舞！」阿妮即刻想出手相救，但係…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQT6RHcIpX
「大袋魔」左手一撥…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyJawmiBpP
「嘭」一聲，阿妮就彈開幾丈遠…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCinpMQXX6
之後「大袋魔」一手將阿狗噤落地下…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK74SfCYQl6
再「嘭」一聲，阿狗完全俾佢壓咗入地下…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNs0oAzvsA
「大袋魔」起返身，斯斯然咁另轉身行返上大台…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0Oy0COLUl
「恭喜佛地魔大人重生。」「東歪」好恭敬咁向住「大袋魔」講。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjL4HsXxiX
「仲以為酒吞童子隻小鬼就夠料清理晒呢班人添。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr90HyxumGv
「佢咁冇用，我呢把妖刀都唔想浪費時間，隨手就殺咗佢，望大人原諒。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlrEIOuNQt
「傻啦，佢死唔死同我都冇關係，佢只係幫我嚟浪費呢堆人時間嫁啫…」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡir81svxz4C
「你…你將大袋佢點啊？」阿明咬牙切齒咁問。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUD7ZCqwINw
「見你打贏「童子」，我就答吓你問題啦，你講嘅人，而家仲喺我身體裡面。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09K1dUB2zU
「咁係咪真係打贏你就可以救返我哋朋友啊？」我問。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAf3u9R3VWR
「哈哈哈，係啊，嚟啦，全部一齊上丫，我讓你哋淨係用單手又點話？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3CREAV8Ua
佢個樣明明係「大袋」，但係整個格就好似變咗另一個人一樣，真係好心寒…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdSCF3RN1d
「咁…咁點解你要用我哋朋友嘅身體啊？」「細鬼」竟然出聲。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkFsVqXsAl
「大袋魔」突然好凶狠咁望住「細鬼」，再用手指指住佢…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxWyWsBsOb
「你講多次！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5I7sDOggI
佢嘅呢個凶狠嘅眼神，就好似威嚇住「細鬼」會節磨死佢一樣…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuy1a62TbQ
「細鬼」佢當場俾「大袋魔」嚇到瀨咗尿…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHzusmIGYR
亦都唔敢再問…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMU0xqtCMj1
「哎喲，我只係叫你講多次啫，做乜嚇到瀨尿咁陰公豬呀？使唔使叔叔錫返？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCltZSytAj
「細鬼」已經俾佢嚇到呆晒咁坐咗喺地…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYvC0fSNQi
「地魔，點解你要咁害班細路？」「肥龍大師」咁問。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQ8v6DeB51
「肥仔，你又想瀨尿啊？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡli5H46h4Iq
「瀨屎你嘆都仲得呀！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGqEm9LQXw
「嘩，乜你咁污糟嫁，好，講吓你哋聽啦，我冇諗住害你哋噃，我淨係想一樣嘢，就係毀滅人間…」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5Gye98NaP
「咩意思啊？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbO6AhpWYyQ
「困晒你哋喺度，唔好阻住晒，我就去毀滅人間囉，而家應該都七七八八嚧…」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYzJyhijph
「咩七七八八啊？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVh1NfFVTdS
「世界上好多個地方都已經俾我嘅瘟疫腐土佔據咗。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgHn4ys0nP
「佔據咗會點嫁？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJjJ6A6cEy
「人類都會變成聽從我指令嘅腐肉。丫，你哋係香港人呀可？好似成個香港都已經俾我毀滅咗嚧。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AdFte6DYm
「咩話？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3w4CfafBbw
「…」大家都呆咗一陣。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pTjUcOOYy
「唔好理佢吹水定講笑住，我哋而家係要打敗佢。」「南龍」先生出聲。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKWCn4rfqk
「地魔，我諗你都好戰嫁，不如俾少少時間我哋變強，再同你打。」佢再講。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3zMJxwP77
「變強？你哋仲可以點變強啊？哈哈哈，不過都好，俾三分鐘你哋啦。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2npRIocCkd
「大家埋嚟…」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nRaphfsdm
之後我哋郁動到嘅人都走埋去「南龍」先生度…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgAzyKhpAN
「「屎橋」教我哋，可以試吓呢一招，劏雞還神。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlNl5zj4Cb
「咩嚟嫁？究竟你呢個「噏屎」邊個寫嫁？信唔信得過嫁？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE93IBOSstY
「世外高人寫嫁，唔會有錯，不過點做佢就唔會直接教我哋囉。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjy1NnILbh
「劏雞還神即係點啊？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GtX056Pnb
「神與神…劏雞還神…我諗…我明喇，係請神啊，初仔佢嗰招啊。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVs24is3BN
「請神！？點請啊？而家「光管陳」又唔喺度，仲有啊，我哋要請邊個神啊？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKrQp5wtza
「孫悟空丫！肯定有得贏。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4d3IY6mYUY
「識龜波氣功嗰個好唔好？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XSFhbk5Q1
「咁我想要悟飯囉。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sOGY9S7l9
「癲夠未啊？得返一分鐘咋。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cZJafNVG0
「劏雞還神…我諗…我哋應該係要用雞血嚟請神。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CvGwDbRWp
「邊度嚟雞血啊？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTY24rIeObC
「呢度！」突然後面有條友大嗌。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PNKsVL8sm
係「阿張」啊！嗰個喺故事裡面好少出現，俾孌童校長孌嗰個啊。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHHMLq24QH
「你手上嘅係咩嚟嫁？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGKljOgANi
「雞妖隻手。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6q0uKVA6GW
「雞妖？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6mQjP3YzQ
「之前脅持我嗰隻啊，我見咁大個仔都未見過妖怪，咪攞佢隻手嚟留念，諗住返去做標本囉。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoc9JVHa4W1
「嘩，果然最可怕嘅都係人類。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhyEe7OIrO
「事不宜遲，我試吓用雞血請神啦。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6V4ya3k6w
「咁請邊個啊？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSywsXN4wMx
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uKZdoGxRi
(待續)718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡra2NUGWgih
下集預告︰718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsTpktOx3L
P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Dgg9azsB5
註解︰718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkYxR2HwB5
(1) 鬥咗幾吓口哩 — 鬥口哩，即係鬥嘴，鬥鬧咁囉。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoL6SMzuRUu
(2) 流晒馬尿 — 流馬尿，即係流眼淚。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgJzSveOao
(3) 陰公豬 — 唔知點解要加個豬字，應該純粹懶可愛，陰公意思有D似慘啊，淒涼啊咁囉，通常唔忍心咁睇到人哋慘況就會講︰「陰公囉！」。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwn4gig66d
(4) 悟空﹑悟飯 — 本來唔想介紹，因為有《龍珠-改》，不過呢度提吓啦，日本動漫《龍珠》主角悟空係用左中國《西遊記》一D事物創作嘅，當中主角就係用咗齊天大聖孫悟空個名，至於悟飯就係佢個仔，舊版細個個陣好型好正好勁，而家唔知改成點嚧。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTrciYW5UI
