第124集 ~ 輝︰外傳咩？講主線啦，到「地魔」喇呢集！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvlvAfbmFv
估唔到「大袋」個衰仔原來幾識溝女噃…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xoOIsuvZK
又估唔到欣家姐原來愛起人上嚟會咁傻痴痴…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCv3nzTr7w
更加估唔到而家「大袋」竟然變成咗「佛地魔」。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBFduk6VGn
之前欣欣不恥「東歪」歪理連篇，所以破口大罵…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73R3SHtt59
「唔怪得人哋都叫你「東歪」喇！就算係妖刀又點噃？唔可以改邪歸正咩？唔可以得道成仙，變成仙劍神刀咩？唔好話你自己冇心！點解要助紂為虐啊？仲要親手殺死自己師父，你連做把刀都唔配啊！做…做PAT屎你就差唔多！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSs6Y3WjfO
欣欣當時應該真係好嬲，佢好少講屎尿屁嫁。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FdOHM1ztp
(係啊，靚女唔會屙屎添啊！)658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7z8ZEeJLv
唔講污糟嘢住，講返呢度先…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCGaaimxmT
「東歪」迅間閃到欣欣身邊，仲一拳將佢打暈咗…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwCGwVsnVv
好在，我識「鳳凰閃現」，我即刻就閃埋去救返欣欣…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fIpmcUaOR
而「東歪」就退返去「鬼王」身邊。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJTa0iVaPd
當大家都凝視住「東歪」嘅時候，突然…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczzd9mmlou
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRp6eleymn
傻佬明佢原來已經醒返，仲擺出一副冇得輸嘅姿態對住「鬼王」。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaMqAj3c2m
究竟佢憑咩呢？658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmGVVUsp09
「九陽草薙！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZvRW4nbiu
之後，我哋同「鬼王」鬥咗幾吓口哩，佢唔夠我哋鬥就…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0YGNoC1B3
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjTkOXbQOm
「鬼王」一吓閃身埋去阿明度，但係迅間又彈返開…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5BT1EzSkO
原來係阿明佢合埋眼嚇窒咗佢…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjd06C7CVUU
之後，阿明都叫埋我哋合埋眼…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxhN9T8XMe
但係咁精彩嘅場面，邊有人想合埋眼丫，我唯有先望住地下，唔直望佢哋…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcIPo94kzO
點知第一句聽到嘅，竟然係「鬼王」佢出聲喎︰—658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCEs31nuFT
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftHWD0E8Dw
我記得呢招係會釋出鬼魂嘅…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJA6jFL9fCw
「…九陽草薙，出鞘！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLzX7p0Xhx
阿明出聲喇，燦爛金光亦從此而生…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESUxz0o5zy
我諗呢D就係「九陽草薙」嘅力量喇！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIEjGhTa6E
當然，我冇辦法去直視佢哋，但係我可以去聽同去用眼尾哨吓佢哋…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW11GAuur9r
「…你…要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOGcgvoZ1X
「…心眼！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxUDvSQeh4
「心眼」？唔通同我隻「慧眼」同類嘅？658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTcgJpCNlT
我諗到呢度，即刻就望一望「英雄」…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNAzXC0MMl
「咦，英雄，你冇事丫嘛？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0e4ky5SR9
佢一殼眼淚咁樣對住我…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqj6aBA3Ts
「大哥啊，救命啊，我冇眼簾嫁，好燦眼啊！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYz4BIjfPgm
係噃，真係難為佢，而家佢流晒馬尿咁款…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoDrEQSFiN
正當我想想辦法幫吓「英雄」嗰陣，突然…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IHSBrsy94
「嚓」一聲…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCibooElLBm
之後…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj05r3GPHRu
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗…」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOT7IX1CEo
「大家開眼啦。」阿明講完，就收返埋把「九陽草薙」…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxElqGoph8a
我亦抬起頭嚟睇吓發生咩事…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnsVsB9IK9
原來…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhS21sclUx
係「東歪」出手殺死咗「鬼王」…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFV6U7IY7um
唔通，我哋怪錯咗佢…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7SVMF76Ee
但係不出幾秒，答案就嚟喇…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTk1GvpbB3
「東歪」佢向住一個方向，好恭敬咁耷低頭…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNqgqA080F
個方向就係「大袋」被吊起嘅方向…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9vBGhyDoF
我轉身望過去，發覺…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu14tho7pfZ
「餐躝~」幾聲嘅鐵鍊聲，係「大袋」佢自己鬆開咗鐵鍊啊！658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2qV10vqR4
我當時又開心，又擔心，嗰種感覺真係好難形容…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSmchV15Ls
我眼見佢慢慢飄埋去擒咗上去嘅欣家姐嘅面前…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSfKGkIXO1
淨係隱約聽到佢問︰—658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqqA3icmAd
「你想救我呀？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNYhHKird9
欣家姐呆咗咁及咗一吓頭，而「大袋」佢就咁回應︰—658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7VEQREwuq
「好可惜，我已經唔係佢，我係佛地魔。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6AlPRt9Ww
「吓？」呢一吓係當時我心裡面嘅疑問。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKL1RBNYXgN
連呢一個單字都未問完，「大袋」佢…「佛地魔」佢…唉，我都唔知點叫佢好…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliDWd4C6RY
Eee…算啦，叫佢「大袋魔」啦，「大袋魔」佢出手快到我肉眼都睇唔到…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ri2pbMQxC
欣家姐就俾佢打暈咗。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNtWGNMYQC
「大袋，你癲咗呀？佢係你啱啱先識嘅女朋友嚟嫁！」阿狗大嗌。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74mGQYr1w6
阿狗嗌完，只係「蓬」一聲，「大袋魔」就已經去到佢面前，再…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrlorF7TPG
一手將佢個口噤住…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF53s6BQoLp
阿狗佢就連反擊嘅能力都冇…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3wYIdPG95
「狐炎舞！」阿妮即刻想出手相救，但係…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXTcx0wcVc
「大袋魔」左手一撥…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdrQAKE6VA
「嘭」一聲，阿妮就彈開幾丈遠…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GRIQQbK6J
之後「大袋魔」一手將阿狗噤落地下…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8vZIw4glK
再「嘭」一聲，阿狗完全俾佢壓咗入地下…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeolzYSRbV
「大袋魔」起返身，斯斯然咁另轉身行返上大台…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YFvbYNj6H
「恭喜佛地魔大人重生。」「東歪」好恭敬咁向住「大袋魔」講。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjHRrLBGmX
「仲以為酒吞童子隻小鬼就夠料清理晒呢班人添。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbErHSOc3Gw
「佢咁冇用，我呢把妖刀都唔想浪費時間，隨手就殺咗佢，望大人原諒。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOsYPGCH2d
「傻啦，佢死唔死同我都冇關係，佢只係幫我嚟浪費呢堆人時間嫁啫…」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHLtOkjtkh
「你…你將大袋佢點啊？」阿明咬牙切齒咁問。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLd8QxneI2s
「見你打贏「童子」，我就答吓你問題啦，你講嘅人，而家仲喺我身體裡面。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyP4dBCsCmm
「咁係咪真係打贏你就可以救返我哋朋友啊？」我問。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiCvJKjmrR
「哈哈哈，係啊，嚟啦，全部一齊上丫，我讓你哋淨係用單手又點話？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeIan85YIj
佢個樣明明係「大袋」，但係整個格就好似變咗另一個人一樣，真係好心寒…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUQThCEBL2
「咁…咁點解你要用我哋朋友嘅身體啊？」「細鬼」竟然出聲。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKSig2Q4Dt
「大袋魔」突然好凶狠咁望住「細鬼」，再用手指指住佢…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzSO9T5jPL
「你講多次！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXX5ak3cc9x
佢嘅呢個凶狠嘅眼神，就好似威嚇住「細鬼」會節磨死佢一樣…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELfBIRYqPs
「細鬼」佢當場俾「大袋魔」嚇到瀨咗尿…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6z0uoqc6k
亦都唔敢再問…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIq4wwiBCqD
「哎喲，我只係叫你講多次啫，做乜嚇到瀨尿咁陰公豬呀？使唔使叔叔錫返？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJ820lmoCT
「細鬼」已經俾佢嚇到呆晒咁坐咗喺地…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkQjsNOf4Y
「地魔，點解你要咁害班細路？」「肥龍大師」咁問。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQuR35kVpA
「肥仔，你又想瀨尿啊？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEGSP7xNMC
「瀨屎你嘆都仲得呀！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZdUNeEzYl
「嘩，乜你咁污糟嫁，好，講吓你哋聽啦，我冇諗住害你哋噃，我淨係想一樣嘢，就係毀滅人間…」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBQOAuSDqn
「咩意思啊？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAthlzEbzc
「困晒你哋喺度，唔好阻住晒，我就去毀滅人間囉，而家應該都七七八八嚧…」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSp74GMzCA7
「咩七七八八啊？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQ51b2UhJM
「世界上好多個地方都已經俾我嘅瘟疫腐土佔據咗。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxk0xZQNB5r
「佔據咗會點嫁？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcTQgXSTxh
「人類都會變成聽從我指令嘅腐肉。丫，你哋係香港人呀可？好似成個香港都已經俾我毀滅咗嚧。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fdEAyXdxa
「咩話？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJpACPjdGA
「…」大家都呆咗一陣。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcy0b8u0buC
「唔好理佢吹水定講笑住，我哋而家係要打敗佢。」「南龍」先生出聲。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7dfUa8a2u
「地魔，我諗你都好戰嫁，不如俾少少時間我哋變強，再同你打。」佢再講。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbIMhXkkH7
「變強？你哋仲可以點變強啊？哈哈哈，不過都好，俾三分鐘你哋啦。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31Pw6ZPmPq
「大家埋嚟…」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXCqvx7P7M
之後我哋郁動到嘅人都走埋去「南龍」先生度…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHcVyTzMfK
「「屎橋」教我哋，可以試吓呢一招，劏雞還神。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLQxxxf5ja
「咩嚟嫁？究竟你呢個「噏屎」邊個寫嫁？信唔信得過嫁？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqliIY3FM9p
「世外高人寫嫁，唔會有錯，不過點做佢就唔會直接教我哋囉。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4JgisUTpV
「劏雞還神即係點啊？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoHbzJdiob
「神與神…劏雞還神…我諗…我明喇，係請神啊，初仔佢嗰招啊。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22Rc9sb030
「請神！？點請啊？而家「光管陳」又唔喺度，仲有啊，我哋要請邊個神啊？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVxRX3oAhb
「孫悟空丫！肯定有得贏。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhqKj9Jzcr
「識龜波氣功嗰個好唔好？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEJHmPFDYd
「咁我想要悟飯囉。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVagD9ShHfW
「癲夠未啊？得返一分鐘咋。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PkbCJdmxK
「劏雞還神…我諗…我哋應該係要用雞血嚟請神。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqeXDOhvJz
「邊度嚟雞血啊？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffYjC5fDlG
「呢度！」突然後面有條友大嗌。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEASBaBLDo0
係「阿張」啊！嗰個喺故事裡面好少出現，俾孌童校長孌嗰個啊。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7mg8elf84
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「雞妖隻手。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfb6XPMStOo
「雞妖？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cnKn4ITZZ
「之前脅持我嗰隻啊，我見咁大個仔都未見過妖怪，咪攞佢隻手嚟留念，諗住返去做標本囉。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFf30NcLDrd
「嘩，果然最可怕嘅都係人類。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFNm4P9tcE
「事不宜遲，我試吓用雞血請神啦。」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylaVsJdcp7
「咁請邊個啊？」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw27Bp0GhNE
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1txVMQCYW
(待續)658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyEEPcTTNX
下集預告︰658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKIRaxusK1
P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhN12aDxJV
註解︰658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVq8Mx9O4HR
(1) 鬥咗幾吓口哩 — 鬥口哩，即係鬥嘴，鬥鬧咁囉。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGOgOyrIGe
(2) 流晒馬尿 — 流馬尿，即係流眼淚。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EIlNrPnfN
(3) 陰公豬 — 唔知點解要加個豬字，應該純粹懶可愛，陰公意思有D似慘啊，淒涼啊咁囉，通常唔忍心咁睇到人哋慘況就會講︰「陰公囉！」。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7VxicIZiA
(4) 悟空﹑悟飯 — 本來唔想介紹，因為有《龍珠-改》，不過呢度提吓啦，日本動漫《龍珠》主角悟空係用左中國《西遊記》一D事物創作嘅，當中主角就係用咗齊天大聖孫悟空個名，至於悟飯就係佢個仔，舊版細個個陣好型好正好勁，而家唔知改成點嚧。658Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqnpTCAjys
