第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlt7Jz7Bey
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bh0qNOCHK
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0Gq1quHo7
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDTIqxLmXk
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJSVPZCQF2
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6HGamSl1A
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeLFyVzaYV
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcMdPVwkaE
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXQhgFXa2B
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpkhugEvW4
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJ1Sx42BPH
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvTOMGSZmt
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzz3415BZc7
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7p3QpXQjy
「衰仔！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHIlMS1TVJ
「哎吔！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUL07lwwpC8
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZpVmA6ohr
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxWIkopjWP
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtu5PJuIw3M
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1iQK5LIPe
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ts1tOXMJN
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6PWigBEOV
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovnjqGIbay
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKztbc8LX8m
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1G2bqOkq7c
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXH50xl4I2
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWC3JPA69R
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfTktX7SJh
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKgTtsrXJq
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhUoXsHfBu
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdgdybwr5i
「鳳初兄啊！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOMEFYzh95
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcW4U4Wnf3l
「阿龜兄！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxYTVLDsVF
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPlVeDt0dB
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkpAAXDY6y
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1S7v3mTbO
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCUqp7FRtB
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我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdi6t4dqShd
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4CGpe88j0
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7KGFYmOob
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMARKPL5PO
「大家準備好未？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTUQvj3ox9
「等陣！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkFgyc07li
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYnI6BIpPz
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfa2nRohxRP
我好快就去完出返嚟…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74k0IIClSV
「得喇！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sKfoB2eHw
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZYevztzSn
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFy9A8tXRj
「等等！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwYmyzpsYd
「又咩啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCg42t5aI3Q
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHjXLbBoXJ
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Prv98Rns6
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQhpI8uKta
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqaQeAAsKU
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97iimSkidS
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40tUymLBav
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jzTG93ZXR
「哇~！丫~！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuMvKJOXQo
………818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsW8YMF62np
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvSI2K9FPr
「到達！仲有時間剩！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNenfUzw4jG
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAf5zhzSRZX
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMod0SWQq6
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcRLecp86M
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjr6qPKW5L
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pTWP094iw
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18ZXxQgjK9
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWcmAGlPPG
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2vWsQTg8s
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvBzh0xfX7
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtsWh6WwK7
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dxtnx9Oiw
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcQ0kKeBnX
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMC6J84eCKU
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRxlOKZT4x
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcjAYf5MqA
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdhg0lUQq6
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnd9kmYOdEO
我同阿公都係同病相憐…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2151ZTBzJj
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCue2c97RU
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhh26TgolY8
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBeDaKuEVH
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNUhUL9d43
「井底之蛙？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FMLv0QUqQ
佢行咗埋嚟…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30xIzsYriF
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGjkhWS4Ih
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpebjaCK9Dy
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMmyYR7PYa
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIteijh4exW
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30ac1D0WL0
「咪住！」我大嗌。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRA7GI6s21Z
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoD6Fb4CET
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUhzTqPqWs
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPFCj9KNMW
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsty7GxWtJ
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwmCsmQylv
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「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAybvoOf4X
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTapYz8WgJ
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqAkH3YgoO
「死喇，冇利是封添。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FmIKOYXR1
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAK8fFzxcd
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6I7CO19dU
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LMJQy6ltI
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNZjePrVB4
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WbdzBUqWh
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWu8EfGRu4C
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKJoQ9niK6
(莫揮手 ~ 莫回頭 ~ 當我唱起這首歌 ~)818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RwposyyIL
(怕只怕 ~ 淚水輕輕的滑落 ~)818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtXHDdZN7w
(願心中永遠留著我的笑容 ~)818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvu9ep6e2W
(伴你走過每一個春夏秋冬 ~)818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwMsA6DDHr
我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sP9KA5E0T
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(傷離別 ~ 離別雖然在眼前 ~)818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCafKiNKdzz
(說再見 ~ 再見不會太遙遠 ~)818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRY4gZ4gUt3
(若有緣 ~ 有緣就能期待明天 ~)818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTcCuNOyLV
(你和我重逢在燦爛的季節 ~)818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xiHJgFTcK
「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunYzU9sbjf
(待續)818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63UGnYeGbB
下集預告︰818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhYs0h25lq
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvVrm6V9vV
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQlVQZsr3U
