第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNQoTRB9cR
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41K3QKghpS
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6jG0RU4wN
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbAg3WhTXg
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWiT0dbNck
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjGWO4S2i9
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgE492N3G2b
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2E5spVYw5s
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJJf68uGfd
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLc4e5sEJBn
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vwHp9nuxI
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCbTg6oU7X
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGwRmjywwJ
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ob1tbQIQc
「衰仔！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLSBEFBYwA
「哎吔！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrWTcWWf33
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fYKp9HDer
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rtbBtwoPm
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lyZQGd1df
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6k9bJgDdn
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0lbFtulHd
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkiJMT8ZVE
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWOYtD3RxT
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCgi1RcPiX
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZSOJDuSYX
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBmatUkLaK
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFxKHXknoO
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWyho0Bhfe
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XI6ftOcVB
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYf6bEJ4T2w
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxTA2VWil5
「鳳初兄啊！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjcqNgsO2K
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3Wyyo25qW
「阿龜兄！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNm0APsaq1
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVYEdwNUk5
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMEUTFjqk7
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSgfyu8j66
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Zn7MMy6XP
………768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQUUxhCyD9
我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YwGKYWRVz
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicIwNB9xrz
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBh4VVjLJO
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRIL7J01Ps
「大家準備好未？」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZFTnEnFrS
「等陣！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60vDDa5BSf
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9deHhz1O4
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYdLmNEnar
我好快就去完出返嚟…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeC6PuY04Q
「得喇！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU61AUKscjs
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWSm9q6hmZ
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4GENSDA9q
「等等！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTc4dxQjIN
「又咩啊？」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZlC1PLUU5
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mgEZfvXjD
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrsI26z7TK
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLVHluIGQO
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRZufhNq6C
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10h0KsynkW
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnXYfw4EGU
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaUXPzmo8m
「哇~！丫~！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdO0USxAhF
………768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgRV4DZ46E
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wEDuZhL8o
「到達！仲有時間剩！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6kfXDa06t
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8wpA1FoVX
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGAiaFWbgd
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqIpkaqkpF
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO51JsLL5vZ
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCvX1seVEz
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLBlibF72d
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJipV5Zv4o
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0bN1e8XHn
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2tSC49rcX
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡls6Rd0LIvC
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgyupaMFc3
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HmNCdENtZ
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWbiXQk31K
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTplKGCGGT
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22zweUyTEc
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKMmiIU4rJ
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptnvDJePcq
我同阿公都係同病相憐…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJ6C8M8ab1
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtXfYRifx4O
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtw7uHIxf5
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaM4uTQ0Rh
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRGFiEA0Qb
「井底之蛙？」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8oFdjzDqx
佢行咗埋嚟…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDFsMO04ZQ
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwhaKswryr
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDdFgzKsQS
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQ0WLx2mjh
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlStsChZhPN
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuAg2cIRGg
「咪住！」我大嗌。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwiKEn495x
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7bvtaWHmN
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbp5ekuLVA5
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1fn6789aC
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquLZJtrlrj
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bWe38PK0Z
…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKrRjRmJkN
「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufEFd0vJGQ
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafj3KtKB8C
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8282ZMBOt
「死喇，冇利是封添。」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeo8xKkxVp2
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeG2prjDDFg
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1h5sMDwMem
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVX5RvUOm8W
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcyvgU2KLq
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOq47rIePz
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7krOHmO9DU
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31jz3dYQAc
(莫揮手 ~ 莫回頭 ~ 當我唱起這首歌 ~)768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTxqrRMPNc
(怕只怕 ~ 淚水輕輕的滑落 ~)768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg58zXlNIuP
(願心中永遠留著我的笑容 ~)768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm705j2aYKu
(伴你走過每一個春夏秋冬 ~)768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjuheGCaSr
我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTE4ZyZcPVI
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(傷離別 ~ 離別雖然在眼前 ~)768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGDmvIMQVZ
(說再見 ~ 再見不會太遙遠 ~)768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHQELNJhu7
(若有緣 ~ 有緣就能期待明天 ~)768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4L0LCaOp4v
(你和我重逢在燦爛的季節 ~)768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTsyKkj84f
「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsT1Qq8Dca
(待續)768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaQBYca2rR
下集預告︰768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYe4w3UnA9E
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWggfiF09J
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHpZO2SiPA
