第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WTI4PsjWE
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLDuqCrEMp
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMc9Tn6t45
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVTlb6Ypda
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlUPtkozx6
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWa66Bpr0NO
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8VURk63rd
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzBQpW6gLI
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMP9XWLIiVu
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlI8BD3rkNH
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbonQ3RNEwd
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanMUzkdOP2
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNxhjqsCPE
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEijWLg15D
「衰仔！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsPKSlnfLV
「哎吔！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO495h7rxlJ
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ztNFlRB5h
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljqLbzAS9l
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KMlHgq3Gf
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oYUJVQgDM
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbk4Bmk5mlJ
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbYl8kcm2M
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAibl1Gxisd
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtWJPEhyNk
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuXbVvZJtV
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡows4lsQPAO
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuM3p1ouPG
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RcXYybZae
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjH7oTZMsFH
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKxb9p4TL3
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ciG1GKQyD
「鳳初兄啊！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR56zyAeK3T
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9YhG87wXt
「阿龜兄！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jJbALmk1B
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTOphG2lf0
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqcpmzWZvA
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcD1dBqoIt
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJcSV6H971
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我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrl9NWNNRjp
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWpkb7fzLI
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0Mw1VNuXv
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QCiZZaN0Z
「大家準備好未？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexP4KRZQAm
「等陣！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvV7ashxar
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3PBvLTXDd
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuAqQyP1li
我好快就去完出返嚟…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGR5FT29MbJ
「得喇！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokP6jIbuWS
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXii6oHkmF
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiAycftcvC
「等等！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeafrrpkGpF
「又咩啊？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrduUlEPzk
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrboR9kCwB
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKJy9wQ4yY
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBjtcEZ3gJ
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡld0rPOoTay
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkCIuHeq3v
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8pHpCH1pt
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYz9lpkit0
「哇~！丫~！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsoCxyPKiJ
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我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyT4LJNeIb5
「到達！仲有時間剩！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHPOyKhFxh
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEf33338DRy
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuy31nRuKH3
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopTHlHvWmp
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4xuCiGDC9
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBEjRzk0Bb
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhhItLKcP5
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUR2YSA483b
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRWEQXnmU3
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEnDis86YV
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4s0n3BhuD
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9xwFhPwkH
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3Y8Bq4jU6
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAXkgIdwxJ
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFptV8C6OKg
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡen5hmyKJAm
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrFmOf4SV0
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAayW5ZoZJ
我同阿公都係同病相憐…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRJQsPJxQ2
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwH8zPwbjs3
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCuQvw5kPq
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZ1Zvpnayj
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaE9GG376aN
「井底之蛙？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuj2b3tnrWj
佢行咗埋嚟…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Tl2n6BLFp
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaF2R3aFSe
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhRjGZEkvu
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA99N7sFduk
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnkSGwWigd
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46uQ7qtG4W
「咪住！」我大嗌。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzrzQeUnqy
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Y5M6Q3Qz7
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhBb8Dzgsk
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDSxcbfDcv
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhGhPsGyzj
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjabTjzxoax
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「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZe7DeBtrpo
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tLldAjmWQ
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxT2PMIwho
「死喇，冇利是封添。」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoE9lsnYXs
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMZfiQIcaz
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKF2LKrVewO
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaOZzGqNWD
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiprk6Ck3iE
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx16ta0zAyA
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(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeSRCPjufu
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我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMR5DSukh6w
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「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZHtzrVYFM
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下集預告︰802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0I1AdCUoF
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1soYs0WsT
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。802Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6drJnnOEmv
