第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6y8MJ3sFfp
見到個菜單D菜式，真係有D嘔心，一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtNk02bNGg
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態，就係好憎人類頂喇。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MfeBJnRKM
不過，我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80e80LLbQ8
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦，我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gpQvlVrY0
但係，話時話，佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃，話唔定，佢哋真係好鍾意食添。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYbIwYoipG
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「咦，阿明呢？」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6L3ZDnixG
之後，佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲，就走咗去搵阿明。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6030rui5o
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講，喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFfsf7q7q4
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「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打，丫，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwq0SU4lCc5
聽到「大師」咁講，大家都你眼望我眼，似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsPQuNlrda
話晒人哋人又比我哋多，高手又俾我哋多，而家仲要…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3r74WGMdNZ
「結好網喇！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7Bb54MeeL
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋，即係逼我哋去死啫！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuKdUyNN2M
「天網」一出現，成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁，場面亂晒龍…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkVsQDpDTA
但係好奇怪噃，D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfX2v2CpLj4
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗，留低咗喺地下啫…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NwWzQwccB
我好似講到係好自然咁添。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Fpp1aGakU
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦，佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyZCLP5Yrl
而家，我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVe5M7Z8fNF
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓，佢哋仲未見到我哋。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyGNcFxbHO
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkioYDEps7b
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面，好似等緊劈落嚟咁…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmW9pBzkjBC
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「果然冇錯，就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人，你哋唔使驚，而家我哋主場！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaIJoEMGXg
「大師」雖然咁講，我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟，但係…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBKmSzm4LV
人哋咁多人，真係蟻多可以摟死象啦，我哋點打啊？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TPYnoeF8L
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtzVtsYY5k
「點解啊？」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMO9b5fsjcA
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlxPmic1tc
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦，靈犬應該係「居居」，靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWAzLzu7Z4
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗？老鬼就應該係「公公」啦，但係…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHN7dvnBFE
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力，佢會唔會有事架？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIC2wpEyf5s
我真係有D擔心。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0nwhUg6xV
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「前輩果然係前輩，我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大，你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzexDxVuEhm
阿狗咁講，佢好似一早就識運用咁，佢條友真係…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18o8sYgO9w
唔知點形容，總係做乜都比人快，比人好咁，早洩例外。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2a4igYUqg
「你識用就好，咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qB2t9xAg5
「迷霧天魔！佢個樣夠衰，見到就想打爆佢！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6DieEduIY
「好！佢就由你負責啦，至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJC5RKVdmZZ
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」，雖然我有少少擔心…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkz150P9Yj
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置，所以我唯有支持。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SGx7iSeQs
我拍拍欣欣膊頭，俾信心佢。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCizdDpflu
「好，我試吓啦。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdrDKRprQA
「好！咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」，靈貓打「毒藤女妖」，邪靈打班躝坦廢人，明唔明？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PYxyDvITP
「邊個係邪靈啊？」「大袋」咁問。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OALN2quQv
「你啊！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfVRdZrCB0
似乎大家都知，但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁，我估佢係擔心自己會有事。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJc2LMaR8X
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示，準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifCMpusSDT
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「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sdQtmWMsn
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟，但係…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3ThNwnSF4
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣，仲…仲好似成個明星咁…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAEr2kyWP0
高大得嚟又型又靚仔，根本就係反町隆史咁款，乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGphu52ubVw
「嘻嘻嘻，呢班咁嘅嘍囉，就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦！」余二十懶醒咁講。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPjOUdWBr3
「柒位鳩手，狗養狗養！」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D，仲要強調D字眼，佢總係串串貢咁嘅。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfzdgpSiFE
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vmFNfK4lF
「分工！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHTA4lpdDM
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrFp60fwwq
阿狗就即刻…變身！？白毛？紅眼？狐耳？仲要變得咁高大靚仔，咁益佢！？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡus88O9qJyA
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxIKtRbEQx
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍，頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格，鬍鬚尖尖，成個白粉友咁…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nIO4Rrk7R
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdZRhb1Thz
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓，雙眼發光，貓耳利爪，速度奇快…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa10lSzbjVb
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojh7WemVVv
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷，身材均勻，個樣仲幾靚，SORRY，淨係記得睇樣添…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupEGaRQx8z
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁，都似個高手嘅…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuuMgljr35
不過，我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻，即係呢邊估計都OK。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4jPOpoFQB
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快，欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqI7gqc6yn
嘩！「大袋」就爽囉，一個打四百個，不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJ9Ot1sGEl
一腳掃低幾個咁，睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfCyeTbzNB
好！到我！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pR7azgvvQ
(吼~！)「居居」變身！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNSXJ22enI
「巨型白獅！？」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌，似乎有D淆底。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKy3FhVCFQQ
我見佢咁，即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊，抆出皮帶…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SxOHvnWaW
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度，再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍，變成我嘅武器。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0sWW7Cqre
「居居，衝啊！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAIP6MO2oZ
半秒之後，「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑，仲突然…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPrmZhYsK8
分身啊！分咗幾十個身出嚟，每個都揸住兩把刀，難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3Rk0EENuc
而家，我同「居居」就係咁，俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住，點算好呢？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqW79hmNtU3
「汪~！汪~！」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXV4G99gdzF
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaW7woI1WIx
佢一爪噤低一隻，一爪又爪開幾隻咁…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHyjDCVEjk
而我就一鞭打爆一隻，再鞭發爆幾隻咁…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsrMbAtenW
我哋合作無間，一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2M7EBnFr0h
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbKDulHQM3
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁，再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhL8WrRehto
直接跳上嚟追打我…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX57YM3Zv9U
我唯有學西部牛仔咁，係咁揈條皮帶，總算暫時可以保護到自己，但係…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvx0fZOXNcQ
咁樣揈法，我應該好快就會覺得手軟，點算好呢？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKObt5tFGm
「吼~！」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮！835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoigoKOM4oM
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPtPZ4AkAY
係「龍也」啊！但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊？唔覺得嘔心嫁咩？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFv7w76WTXM
「龍也，小心啊！做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊？呢度唔係玩嫁！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYLq5ij3ey
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累，但係要擔心埋佢，真係覺得有D攰。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7jIB2Ktgo
「哥哥，係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁，佢話唔好意思出面，呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeLSh2p9zv
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我，但係…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOwAbrv8Nb
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁？仲差D整傷埋我添啊，D刃咁鬼鋒利。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfDC2ozcxI
「佢咁嘅款，點用啊？」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTFLjLwLQA
「差D咩啊？」佢仲要問返我。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkkhg3KixP
「冇咗條棍啊！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nNqVAAkiC
「棍！？我明白我有乜用喇！輝哥哥，接棍！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJybN5f4Ulz
佢一講完，就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟，仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZwhk5qn7t
但係我真係俾佢激奀，條棍臭嫁，仲要得條芝士腸咁短。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAYEe0EXER
「龍也啊，唔好玩啦！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzucjpDOyNd
我都未講完，一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Ebt7GXX2l
唔知點解，呢一吓，我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身，但係…我可以點呢？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SUzET7EsD
(吱依~~~！)835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AvcCGnn7p
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合，仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EgZJbnllr
芝士腸伸長，變成鐵棍…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTbigsGus0
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場！仲…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSFpwsdo4C
「攀~！」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」，再立即飛返埋我右手度…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDRcbem6CT
我好自然咁一手握實佢，用力打橫一發，地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65YYDxcraL
「勁啊！「鬼吼」丫喇！？我就要你變成「鬼膠」！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccSd15K0vy
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走，我當然即刻追返上去啦。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvF3jB1o8WV
「居居，嗰邊啊！衝啊！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw32GnRQzr5
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米，一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXS92PJGiEN
我就一吓跳起飛埋去，順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCmqeXd9ZT
「光輝碎月！」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rSGVzXXwy
不過唔理啱唔啱聽喇，我就係中正「百刀鬼吼」個背脊…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSXWV6gi0s
佢「嗚哇~」一聲迅間變成灰燼，一堆「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身亦跟住唔見晒…835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEywvBmIf4S
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「丫~！」835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvVD2uYUFU
咦，欣欣把聲啊！乜事呢？835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1r1p2cXx1
(待續)835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKIrNLnXGn
下集預告︰835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsmPkV4CcQ
佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajFSp8oLBH
註腳︰呢集比較多廣東話術語，所以我解吓我意思啦︰835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkyqruYg4w
(1) 亂晒龍—形容情況混亂。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdzdpGaVWz
(2) 抆水—有兩個意思嘅，呢度嘅意思同「散水」有D似，又有另外一個講法叫「走佬」，簡單D嚟講即係離開咁解。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlc8xdcrVmZ
(3) 嘍囉—卒仔﹑廢物，睇唔起人嗰陣用嚟形容對手。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYTtQlJbXp
(4) 串串貢—同「臭串」意思差唔多，即係自大﹑囂張。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruyZMBgB8A
(5) 均勻—呢個唔知係咪廣東話術語，不過呢度意思係形容女仔身材有一定比例，有尚好嘅意思。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNRTYJWmxf
(6) 揈—音「FING」，「條條Fing」個「FING」。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsmThU1MQZ
(7) 激奀—書面語即係「氣壞了」。835Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuA7qXsazR
