第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlqWTJZCY0
見到個菜單D菜式，真係有D嘔心，一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFD5xlaOM1
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態，就係好憎人類頂喇。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvY519fyejp
不過，我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqR6dNC5nI
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦，我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkpRRRrE8Q
但係，話時話，佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃，話唔定，佢哋真係好鍾意食添。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiypUgZZHH
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「咦，阿明呢？」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTY2BhwKqxN
之後，佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲，就走咗去搵阿明。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbKJPo61T5
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講，喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7uCsTQuIe
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「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打，丫，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtgjMIvlsC
聽到「大師」咁講，大家都你眼望我眼，似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ksvkpabqI
話晒人哋人又比我哋多，高手又俾我哋多，而家仲要…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3qGSqYTHX
「結好網喇！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjO1d1JD7TN
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋，即係逼我哋去死啫！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtBH0cpKP7
「天網」一出現，成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁，場面亂晒龍…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdS0gsDbyY
但係好奇怪噃，D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuU9ToSq6e2
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗，留低咗喺地下啫…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSppzvh6jm
我好似講到係好自然咁添。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfe4U6dUtCT
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦，佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmOx0PgVcb
而家，我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFVQjm2Pvx
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓，佢哋仲未見到我哋。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfF01VvWny
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJchesI7YDK
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面，好似等緊劈落嚟咁…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEnElwY1uB
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「果然冇錯，就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人，你哋唔使驚，而家我哋主場！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jKcYhBsY0
「大師」雖然咁講，我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟，但係…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFx5TkbAon
人哋咁多人，真係蟻多可以摟死象啦，我哋點打啊？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiokcKWd03
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bZJ4qhW6P
「點解啊？」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDKhyYA8QI
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOmhd7xw5K
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦，靈犬應該係「居居」，靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYkI7amIYi
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗？老鬼就應該係「公公」啦，但係…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekLuHLGK0y
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力，佢會唔會有事架？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDF35WUbORE
我真係有D擔心。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSB5gL95tr
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「前輩果然係前輩，我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大，你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sGeAe3wiQ
阿狗咁講，佢好似一早就識運用咁，佢條友真係…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklLr2M8fd6
唔知點形容，總係做乜都比人快，比人好咁，早洩例外。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0FWV6X9hS
「你識用就好，咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhQPI7QmRx
「迷霧天魔！佢個樣夠衰，見到就想打爆佢！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9em2wQuU9v
「好！佢就由你負責啦，至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr768U0G8Oz
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」，雖然我有少少擔心…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2alv7LdB8S
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置，所以我唯有支持。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKoOLNJemu
我拍拍欣欣膊頭，俾信心佢。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9499osCveO
「好，我試吓啦。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDLDzDP98t
「好！咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」，靈貓打「毒藤女妖」，邪靈打班躝坦廢人，明唔明？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FBApW9Itk
「邊個係邪靈啊？」「大袋」咁問。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MZ7WyhsRz
「你啊！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIEQgQtx9W
似乎大家都知，但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁，我估佢係擔心自己會有事。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7zCuP5l1c
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示，準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybmDajflgF
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「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1igfErXXGG
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟，但係…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Evl8QqnwB
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣，仲…仲好似成個明星咁…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9myXpzUol
高大得嚟又型又靚仔，根本就係反町隆史咁款，乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPuxurySIe
「嘻嘻嘻，呢班咁嘅嘍囉，就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦！」余二十懶醒咁講。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrihqewHVU
「柒位鳩手，狗養狗養！」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D，仲要強調D字眼，佢總係串串貢咁嘅。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyLeJMVQ87
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGJ4Myy9bt
「分工！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEi2jpN6Ox
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLE3vcdUYH
阿狗就即刻…變身！？白毛？紅眼？狐耳？仲要變得咁高大靚仔，咁益佢！？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoOnRDAwUM
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13dKBgE2kF
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍，頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格，鬍鬚尖尖，成個白粉友咁…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoABw4Tmp34
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bJwslnRqC
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓，雙眼發光，貓耳利爪，速度奇快…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhF9dxdpC1z
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7SzS4EOEd
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷，身材均勻，個樣仲幾靚，SORRY，淨係記得睇樣添…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡty4wioD65k
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁，都似個高手嘅…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8woKt3xs1
不過，我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻，即係呢邊估計都OK。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuw20DavqV
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快，欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsiJ4ufxqG
嘩！「大袋」就爽囉，一個打四百個，不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvoB3XFmFw
一腳掃低幾個咁，睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2DxIvZlVB
好！到我！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0uIrbkieR
(吼~！)「居居」變身！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwD73cW2q0
「巨型白獅！？」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌，似乎有D淆底。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDUM3ADv7u
我見佢咁，即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊，抆出皮帶…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWC6M7djEUO
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度，再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍，變成我嘅武器。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQUmngt7V9
「居居，衝啊！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtZLNpY0Er
半秒之後，「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑，仲突然…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgOeoJbVy3
分身啊！分咗幾十個身出嚟，每個都揸住兩把刀，難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipPV1ZDUv7
而家，我同「居居」就係咁，俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住，點算好呢？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9Tfmz6tCu
「汪~！汪~！」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVBu1jZ9bv
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfRdPJhmLm
佢一爪噤低一隻，一爪又爪開幾隻咁…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJdAlRNvyv
而我就一鞭打爆一隻，再鞭發爆幾隻咁…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EeL5cUNWf
我哋合作無間，一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlhhcqF8tJ
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGfKPMkobj
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁，再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZnxwNVvFk
直接跳上嚟追打我…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcR0zfPpnxF
我唯有學西部牛仔咁，係咁揈條皮帶，總算暫時可以保護到自己，但係…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7c4q3mXuw6
咁樣揈法，我應該好快就會覺得手軟，點算好呢？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDxVDrYO9u
「吼~！」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZx58hTVIKy
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxx9le8Bql
係「龍也」啊！但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊？唔覺得嘔心嫁咩？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4dwV2aadw
「龍也，小心啊！做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊？呢度唔係玩嫁！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEzIaIMDnK
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累，但係要擔心埋佢，真係覺得有D攰。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt49EOX6IeD
「哥哥，係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁，佢話唔好意思出面，呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTi2F8nhr0
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我，但係…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NZtlhtiSW
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁？仲差D整傷埋我添啊，D刃咁鬼鋒利。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEeQWCZHEz
「佢咁嘅款，點用啊？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jflgv53dR
「差D咩啊？」佢仲要問返我。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtlgGuAsP5
「冇咗條棍啊！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRdMWb13ru
「棍！？我明白我有乜用喇！輝哥哥，接棍！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJdT4ORL8I
佢一講完，就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟，仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNZMjHbLoa
但係我真係俾佢激奀，條棍臭嫁，仲要得條芝士腸咁短。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVnYlpvmEj
「龍也啊，唔好玩啦！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlUQh8mzF9
我都未講完，一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRwpjPuzfR
唔知點解，呢一吓，我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身，但係…我可以點呢？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBY1nT3ACh
(吱依~~~！)787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgbCuOdbS6
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合，仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9diXsuhdfu
芝士腸伸長，變成鐵棍…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywg1QGYXzk
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場！仲…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFQmZ7GBsI
「攀~！」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」，再立即飛返埋我右手度…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5cG0ytijW
我好自然咁一手握實佢，用力打橫一發，地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMYvZFcqlp
「勁啊！「鬼吼」丫喇！？我就要你變成「鬼膠」！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcojeQVtkfK
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走，我當然即刻追返上去啦。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUIXWsyaBy
「居居，嗰邊啊！衝啊！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeku6pgBLpn
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米，一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNPKW4ZTH2
我就一吓跳起飛埋去，順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUCC2S4kx4
「光輝碎月！」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCZ7YSPMwK
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