第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇！805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70uSFp0tZ1
見到個菜單D菜式，真係有D嘔心，一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9L7qVSr26
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態，就係好憎人類頂喇。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MiFPmqzq9
不過，我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRUhgHLLnD
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦，我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vXK0fj07M
但係，話時話，佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃，話唔定，佢哋真係好鍾意食添。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5gkvNJ08O
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「咦，阿明呢？」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tXGw2PhrL
之後，佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲，就走咗去搵阿明。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡId1LCkFgg4
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講，喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74tqARILHc
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「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打，丫，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ESodTU5ru
聽到「大師」咁講，大家都你眼望我眼，似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxW3y3MwKYq
話晒人哋人又比我哋多，高手又俾我哋多，而家仲要…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETDdrHOUwv
「結好網喇！」805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEdpZzQ94k
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋，即係逼我哋去死啫！805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaLoEM0zpE
「天網」一出現，成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁，場面亂晒龍…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaMiq4onut
但係好奇怪噃，D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GuCXm1R6f
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗，留低咗喺地下啫…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBMBnOs6mk
我好似講到係好自然咁添。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQi2JDhIBx
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦，佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZGZdpfBpi
而家，我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrep0aE0pi
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓，佢哋仲未見到我哋。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxmV2CzMyW
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUcmRhcj4B
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面，好似等緊劈落嚟咁…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbuFppaqbv
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「果然冇錯，就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人，你哋唔使驚，而家我哋主場！」805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSo52XiRgbg
「大師」雖然咁講，我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟，但係…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdenmcpMdXS
人哋咁多人，真係蟻多可以摟死象啦，我哋點打啊？805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pQ226BsRz
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZZ4QI4Nf8
「點解啊？」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYtTeCuTiM
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbG7I9tLHa
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦，靈犬應該係「居居」，靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUefSCODGP
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗？老鬼就應該係「公公」啦，但係…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9rE1rW7Fh
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力，佢會唔會有事架？805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUYZZs9xRj
我真係有D擔心。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwkqNxn97x
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「前輩果然係前輩，我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大，你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊？」805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqhvifGNDb
阿狗咁講，佢好似一早就識運用咁，佢條友真係…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmKIGX4jH7
唔知點形容，總係做乜都比人快，比人好咁，早洩例外。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwE6SuEvdr
「你識用就好，咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡye7hrmrI7c
「迷霧天魔！佢個樣夠衰，見到就想打爆佢！」805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXVWHlA1rv
「好！佢就由你負責啦，至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazh2N5V5UO
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」，雖然我有少少擔心…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAZYT7b7jX
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置，所以我唯有支持。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXVmtNHB6T
我拍拍欣欣膊頭，俾信心佢。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQe8IMLVeq1
「好，我試吓啦。」805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgHRZzwtQO
「好！咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」，靈貓打「毒藤女妖」，邪靈打班躝坦廢人，明唔明？」805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHli9kLFMVw
「邊個係邪靈啊？」「大袋」咁問。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOh2kA50A1C
「你啊！」805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGA80cZEtEO
似乎大家都知，但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁，我估佢係擔心自己會有事。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡep40nwxmcF
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示，準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4LkU0n84s
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「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwOzeIAoOy
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟，但係…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLIV8X65Ar
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣，仲…仲好似成個明星咁…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneRprJkl2I
高大得嚟又型又靚仔，根本就係反町隆史咁款，乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩？805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQ4pcK05wy
「嘻嘻嘻，呢班咁嘅嘍囉，就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦！」余二十懶醒咁講。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2bA6bHrr9
「柒位鳩手，狗養狗養！」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D，仲要強調D字眼，佢總係串串貢咁嘅。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QH3EXc7lK
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPuU4GFFHr
「分工！」805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqZcN5ePYU
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhbcoi0ndC
阿狗就即刻…變身！？白毛？紅眼？狐耳？仲要變得咁高大靚仔，咁益佢！？805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCV0jJE95u6
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAxZhVTuQl
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍，頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格，鬍鬚尖尖，成個白粉友咁…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pgCOqt7Zc
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNviQm7FkG3
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓，雙眼發光，貓耳利爪，速度奇快…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CB9rqvY1N
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYba8WKWCB
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷，身材均勻，個樣仲幾靚，SORRY，淨係記得睇樣添…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vJrfKVSqZ
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁，都似個高手嘅…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmelZrcJxd9
不過，我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻，即係呢邊估計都OK。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXhR66av2f
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快，欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjX9eKZ8Qc
嘩！「大袋」就爽囉，一個打四百個，不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqaPJOzTnW
一腳掃低幾個咁，睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃！805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9rFOI1HUm
好！到我！805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlc876aUde
(吼~！)「居居」變身！805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFWsrdu1CS
「巨型白獅！？」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌，似乎有D淆底。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uGy4j2HpA
我見佢咁，即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊，抆出皮帶…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5vhMw0NK1
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度，再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍，變成我嘅武器。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gcmyqG3o0
「居居，衝啊！」805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5eOWJWiGB
半秒之後，「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑，仲突然…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtyN73MK9I
分身啊！分咗幾十個身出嚟，每個都揸住兩把刀，難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJAx4X97cj
而家，我同「居居」就係咁，俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住，點算好呢？805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI34iY5dj6L
「汪~！汪~！」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWjsuSc1iE
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwTHdGX0WN
佢一爪噤低一隻，一爪又爪開幾隻咁…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFyDn8VyKG
而我就一鞭打爆一隻，再鞭發爆幾隻咁…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpI9O9Igz2T
我哋合作無間，一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRdq28MZY4
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWfOoC5bZJ
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁，再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgALN40owKE
直接跳上嚟追打我…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZiXvKDAQg
我唯有學西部牛仔咁，係咁揈條皮帶，總算暫時可以保護到自己，但係…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0v0JfiEkk
咁樣揈法，我應該好快就會覺得手軟，點算好呢？805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBuylXb32vo
「吼~！」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮！805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaPQDkCTXZ
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrDlJqnAOx
係「龍也」啊！但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊？唔覺得嘔心嫁咩？805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYKW1EHyUf
「龍也，小心啊！做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊？呢度唔係玩嫁！」805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hwLbN0aFA
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累，但係要擔心埋佢，真係覺得有D攰。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKC40mWf6nE
「哥哥，係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁，佢話唔好意思出面，呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirne1bynA6
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我，但係…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJpnyqmSjq
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁？仲差D整傷埋我添啊，D刃咁鬼鋒利。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9nzJPSsfi
「佢咁嘅款，點用啊？」805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeRhGOA4bb
「差D咩啊？」佢仲要問返我。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlRepMRERc
「冇咗條棍啊！」805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaDwZPFZqZ
「棍！？我明白我有乜用喇！輝哥哥，接棍！」805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1Fla6cfQg
佢一講完，就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟，仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0zWRFsTiQ
但係我真係俾佢激奀，條棍臭嫁，仲要得條芝士腸咁短。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7m2QnPWZ1k
「龍也啊，唔好玩啦！」805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeG7Drakef
我都未講完，一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QSRl9pNs4
唔知點解，呢一吓，我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身，但係…我可以點呢？805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurdum8m2F6
(吱依~~~！)805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMTveWwYv3
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合，仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrw4rYvdBj
芝士腸伸長，變成鐵棍…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GfwHWFQEp
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場！仲…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNluUT8LUu
「攀~！」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」，再立即飛返埋我右手度…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotlLoHebcg
我好自然咁一手握實佢，用力打橫一發，地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHoLbD1hbm
「勁啊！「鬼吼」丫喇！？我就要你變成「鬼膠」！」805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUf09B606Ke
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走，我當然即刻追返上去啦。805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKZfVj2zqj
「居居，嗰邊啊！衝啊！」805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLr5IpSRY7C
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米，一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwt2TfphSP
我就一吓跳起飛埋去，順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2NIWanzhK
「光輝碎月！」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢？805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfyGhyXTBh
不過唔理啱唔啱聽喇，我就係中正「百刀鬼吼」個背脊…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35YuSarcx6
佢「嗚哇~」一聲迅間變成灰燼，一堆「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身亦跟住唔見晒…805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMtjyhy141
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註腳︰呢集比較多廣東話術語，所以我解吓我意思啦︰805Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQX7qHDvZs
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