第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgip9GImePB
見到個菜單D菜式，真係有D嘔心，一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0iif8J4Te
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態，就係好憎人類頂喇。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntnklPGTcV
不過，我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VlmOcSesS
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦，我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiTexEAZ1E
但係，話時話，佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃，話唔定，佢哋真係好鍾意食添。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOr6sJCbms
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「咦，阿明呢？」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzMAMsQmpw
之後，佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲，就走咗去搵阿明。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFR8fWHO0p
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講，喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0FzgS94V2
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「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打，丫，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5Sr55ZSqI
聽到「大師」咁講，大家都你眼望我眼，似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYk5k17MyMG
話晒人哋人又比我哋多，高手又俾我哋多，而家仲要…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBy7hMCDo4O
「結好網喇！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLMIoqxhc9
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋，即係逼我哋去死啫！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoxjuC7GAR
「天網」一出現，成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁，場面亂晒龍…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVP0jadALYn
但係好奇怪噃，D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHioHuMij2
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗，留低咗喺地下啫…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRAfGHpnnO
我好似講到係好自然咁添。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAgWZbrMWq
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦，佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODEHC4nD7h
而家，我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9NtAODcaU
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓，佢哋仲未見到我哋。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tLRF2BZlA
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnm1ghmnsc
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面，好似等緊劈落嚟咁…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNr4JwDapnk
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「果然冇錯，就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人，你哋唔使驚，而家我哋主場！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5VBfgyPYa
「大師」雖然咁講，我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟，但係…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaucMrX4OIt
人哋咁多人，真係蟻多可以摟死象啦，我哋點打啊？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kP0xopyau
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtoTqK4R5g
「點解啊？」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHhou0jic1
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLGJaBEp9F
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦，靈犬應該係「居居」，靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJgTsWqBbJ
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗？老鬼就應該係「公公」啦，但係…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagiVmhhe2y
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力，佢會唔會有事架？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzofkea6yzc
我真係有D擔心。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbplaPiiOoN
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「前輩果然係前輩，我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大，你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwWM71Tmt2
阿狗咁講，佢好似一早就識運用咁，佢條友真係…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzZ6faWVIW
唔知點形容，總係做乜都比人快，比人好咁，早洩例外。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2TR3e3KH9
「你識用就好，咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrciLctSLz7
「迷霧天魔！佢個樣夠衰，見到就想打爆佢！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4QrGyx0dn
「好！佢就由你負責啦，至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6KKUpYx82
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」，雖然我有少少擔心…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrx92g5Gcq
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置，所以我唯有支持。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFC7uBkSf5o
我拍拍欣欣膊頭，俾信心佢。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bq1DJxn30
「好，我試吓啦。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISqZaV2wfF
「好！咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」，靈貓打「毒藤女妖」，邪靈打班躝坦廢人，明唔明？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0g9bs58MOr
「邊個係邪靈啊？」「大袋」咁問。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPy1JFLd9k
「你啊！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYa33EwBuO
似乎大家都知，但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁，我估佢係擔心自己會有事。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRH3USJhvH
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示，準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5B3JoL2ckj
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「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5291Bj6kUf
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟，但係…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0shU3tz2Ro
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣，仲…仲好似成個明星咁…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdo6r0tSisx
高大得嚟又型又靚仔，根本就係反町隆史咁款，乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYUPxONUyZ
「嘻嘻嘻，呢班咁嘅嘍囉，就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦！」余二十懶醒咁講。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WovCNG5NZ
「柒位鳩手，狗養狗養！」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D，仲要強調D字眼，佢總係串串貢咁嘅。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDDEtnl4Nx
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qR6ONdEkO
「分工！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIB7llwmTam
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrgxptI5uN
阿狗就即刻…變身！？白毛？紅眼？狐耳？仲要變得咁高大靚仔，咁益佢！？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8gbl0KHHS
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9t8lgkJn0
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍，頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格，鬍鬚尖尖，成個白粉友咁…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsafhq7xciD
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmWN1bNQ2x
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓，雙眼發光，貓耳利爪，速度奇快…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54Cj2Tnbx0
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyJ9DlcXlh
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷，身材均勻，個樣仲幾靚，SORRY，淨係記得睇樣添…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyecjuF5Qh
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁，都似個高手嘅…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡby7toS5bMx
不過，我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻，即係呢邊估計都OK。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5qShAZuNI
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快，欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEqMZbBeDM
嘩！「大袋」就爽囉，一個打四百個，不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8RbvC8oOs
一腳掃低幾個咁，睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8l5L4gqU74
好！到我！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM00oP5kn54
(吼~！)「居居」變身！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZd0I8voOwm
「巨型白獅！？」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌，似乎有D淆底。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBSNa1HVwQ
我見佢咁，即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊，抆出皮帶…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisaOIemsQW
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度，再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍，變成我嘅武器。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdmSS6P3nV
「居居，衝啊！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdyaE9DDq9
半秒之後，「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑，仲突然…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAN5EfSSYU
分身啊！分咗幾十個身出嚟，每個都揸住兩把刀，難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwIB5M08FE
而家，我同「居居」就係咁，俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住，點算好呢？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJR30Hrba45
「汪~！汪~！」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEowGZB5IjP
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfuJPK1wGo
佢一爪噤低一隻，一爪又爪開幾隻咁…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUp7YFRInx
而我就一鞭打爆一隻，再鞭發爆幾隻咁…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7oRfKXBMJ
我哋合作無間，一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdTFePIAxk
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKAMTLd2zh
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁，再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6ObUKdNuv
直接跳上嚟追打我…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFV0bH1Eb29
我唯有學西部牛仔咁，係咁揈條皮帶，總算暫時可以保護到自己，但係…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJJt8lVrCO
咁樣揈法，我應該好快就會覺得手軟，點算好呢？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKob1OYGCU
「吼~！」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpv2LwlBHYx
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHA9HqxEEf
係「龍也」啊！但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊？唔覺得嘔心嫁咩？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSai3SJBxT
「龍也，小心啊！做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊？呢度唔係玩嫁！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKPB4i8gsL
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累，但係要擔心埋佢，真係覺得有D攰。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTRlEjAMKq
「哥哥，係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁，佢話唔好意思出面，呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSZyVXmauf
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我，但係…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡub5Z4aChkT
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁？仲差D整傷埋我添啊，D刃咁鬼鋒利。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2ojLny3LZ
「佢咁嘅款，點用啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEDtsK0afZ
「差D咩啊？」佢仲要問返我。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97OEUFzfP8
「冇咗條棍啊！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0r5RemvrPd
「棍！？我明白我有乜用喇！輝哥哥，接棍！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmt2BTsve0
佢一講完，就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟，仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHBuG7yu04
但係我真係俾佢激奀，條棍臭嫁，仲要得條芝士腸咁短。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WxvAYap9L
「龍也啊，唔好玩啦！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyeHUErn67
我都未講完，一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ybQr8DpBa
唔知點解，呢一吓，我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身，但係…我可以點呢？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtt0kq6rfi
(吱依~~~！)818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRtUBPrAVy
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合，仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQJcLcJHGe
芝士腸伸長，變成鐵棍…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpB70s5ebjT
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場！仲…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZekwIa0DX
「攀~！」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」，再立即飛返埋我右手度…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlIcs7A3We
我好自然咁一手握實佢，用力打橫一發，地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0aPrn3tMz
「勁啊！「鬼吼」丫喇！？我就要你變成「鬼膠」！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQbgec1gNE
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走，我當然即刻追返上去啦。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xgypZxMBq
「居居，嗰邊啊！衝啊！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdVMGtRqY9
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米，一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXE0DDwqT5
我就一吓跳起飛埋去，順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnou9aYCrd8
「光輝碎月！」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YeLjNcsvr
不過唔理啱唔啱聽喇，我就係中正「百刀鬼吼」個背脊…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00QOEgM4mb
佢「嗚哇~」一聲迅間變成灰燼，一堆「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身亦跟住唔見晒…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBBrk5QxkL
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「丫~！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkBeeN2L2S
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(待續)818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWVFLkcDGe
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佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nIAjv2wua
註腳︰呢集比較多廣東話術語，所以我解吓我意思啦︰818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu46G7zrCXu
(1) 亂晒龍—形容情況混亂。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFE78TuoRF
(2) 抆水—有兩個意思嘅，呢度嘅意思同「散水」有D似，又有另外一個講法叫「走佬」，簡單D嚟講即係離開咁解。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmF69mHSktt
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