第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇！856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9vNHHUTUS
見到個菜單D菜式，真係有D嘔心，一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNByZXEE1k
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態，就係好憎人類頂喇。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqN5kSwhDs
不過，我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GMkuPOB1E
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦，我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5lGdZoepa
但係，話時話，佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃，話唔定，佢哋真係好鍾意食添。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7YkureIsn
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「咦，阿明呢？」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6fn95Ckxp
之後，佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲，就走咗去搵阿明。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkARNnehXo
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講，喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwZvH2YiIy
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「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打，丫，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwjEhBjuJW
聽到「大師」咁講，大家都你眼望我眼，似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbM44BdsU0
話晒人哋人又比我哋多，高手又俾我哋多，而家仲要…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxGWvqwQJf
「結好網喇！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqEhUIHYK4
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋，即係逼我哋去死啫！856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bCC4NSdMM
「天網」一出現，成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁，場面亂晒龍…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzpVo36ZJ6
但係好奇怪噃，D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RmC4IiN88
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗，留低咗喺地下啫…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVuAIX3Fyn
我好似講到係好自然咁添。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXGSmykv3t
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦，佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wuQvoqsWi
而家，我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpki8Rgy5F8
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓，佢哋仲未見到我哋。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3hGkRHBUr
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Kbm8ACuq5
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面，好似等緊劈落嚟咁…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBr5n5JUFF
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「果然冇錯，就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人，你哋唔使驚，而家我哋主場！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8M4XBl6J6w
「大師」雖然咁講，我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟，但係…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1RR4T3wDJ
人哋咁多人，真係蟻多可以摟死象啦，我哋點打啊？856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrv8WKYodj
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwreNsXywBq
「點解啊？」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHCqSMmQye
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡww3sXatmPp
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦，靈犬應該係「居居」，靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeh5FUbnNtl
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗？老鬼就應該係「公公」啦，但係…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwx2FtQD85q
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力，佢會唔會有事架？856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmDUc7pLE7
我真係有D擔心。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hxobFYniW
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「前輩果然係前輩，我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大，你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊？」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHFZ86oiGy
阿狗咁講，佢好似一早就識運用咁，佢條友真係…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1XhtVvC6n
唔知點形容，總係做乜都比人快，比人好咁，早洩例外。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRveUUui0l2
「你識用就好，咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZ4LFfJwvR
「迷霧天魔！佢個樣夠衰，見到就想打爆佢！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalsKSNIvVh
「好！佢就由你負責啦，至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePXXFBhOXk
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」，雖然我有少少擔心…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FLUWujmWp
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置，所以我唯有支持。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbRGzSoAYH
我拍拍欣欣膊頭，俾信心佢。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDnZXKXdl2
「好，我試吓啦。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmfnbgHD3W
「好！咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」，靈貓打「毒藤女妖」，邪靈打班躝坦廢人，明唔明？」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIrFAEXdUd
「邊個係邪靈啊？」「大袋」咁問。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtEjbyltBd
「你啊！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkl6IlXW3y
似乎大家都知，但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁，我估佢係擔心自己會有事。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3MO1RForR
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示，準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCa4VwIyAFr
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「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCkWRK1C5P
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟，但係…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiL36a1uaU9
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣，仲…仲好似成個明星咁…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdt5hsWV4D1
高大得嚟又型又靚仔，根本就係反町隆史咁款，乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩？856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsu4bQ8Sk7x
「嘻嘻嘻，呢班咁嘅嘍囉，就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦！」余二十懶醒咁講。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jCXu6cvhJ
「柒位鳩手，狗養狗養！」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D，仲要強調D字眼，佢總係串串貢咁嘅。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOcx2gOwkT
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VD63hVtIW
「分工！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjWb8VvQol
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEItEWPfYDs
阿狗就即刻…變身！？白毛？紅眼？狐耳？仲要變得咁高大靚仔，咁益佢！？856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NPN9beQ1I
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RSTAqpT6K
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍，頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格，鬍鬚尖尖，成個白粉友咁…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tVwJYOF9D
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphr4Vv5xIy
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓，雙眼發光，貓耳利爪，速度奇快…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0sLg0uePC
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLg3KulPLn
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷，身材均勻，個樣仲幾靚，SORRY，淨係記得睇樣添…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbM8XERXmxd
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁，都似個高手嘅…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCdt0rRwje
不過，我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻，即係呢邊估計都OK。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGZvOGq5Jc
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快，欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91Oa9fXYvr
嘩！「大袋」就爽囉，一個打四百個，不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINTpyGjUdR
一腳掃低幾個咁，睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃！856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhC21XS9Ab
好！到我！856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLjh6I8TkG
(吼~！)「居居」變身！856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfemOz7Zdqx
「巨型白獅！？」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌，似乎有D淆底。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIaKO8O5XV
我見佢咁，即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊，抆出皮帶…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxHQ7U2KG6
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度，再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍，變成我嘅武器。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTEAi64c5B
「居居，衝啊！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9CR7OthfI
半秒之後，「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑，仲突然…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoo11o4XEk
分身啊！分咗幾十個身出嚟，每個都揸住兩把刀，難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSac8cRiXf
而家，我同「居居」就係咁，俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住，點算好呢？856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7IZvFKFTo
「汪~！汪~！」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTrbTHRyQb
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerpKvvkewI
佢一爪噤低一隻，一爪又爪開幾隻咁…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuniPgoHxu
而我就一鞭打爆一隻，再鞭發爆幾隻咁…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOG4GL8hJ3
我哋合作無間，一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAYQBOgrbG
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKgFNHaeGF
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁，再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3Xp3D8Ifz
直接跳上嚟追打我…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vHqhZs1Vv
我唯有學西部牛仔咁，係咁揈條皮帶，總算暫時可以保護到自己，但係…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdTUDJHB7Y
咁樣揈法，我應該好快就會覺得手軟，點算好呢？856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcK3WO4GUN
「吼~！」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮！856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrfXzY0L5b
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9kA7Z3OgB
係「龍也」啊！但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊？唔覺得嘔心嫁咩？856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYX4CkcYIel
「龍也，小心啊！做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊？呢度唔係玩嫁！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLXMbgtHmG
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累，但係要擔心埋佢，真係覺得有D攰。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09hq9xLjON
「哥哥，係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁，佢話唔好意思出面，呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKWwZCDq3U
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我，但係…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcbN8fZzJ0
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁？仲差D整傷埋我添啊，D刃咁鬼鋒利。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhjbGTSuzr
「佢咁嘅款，點用啊？」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdW4UwNVnTn
「差D咩啊？」佢仲要問返我。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDKeCUiM8I
「冇咗條棍啊！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NmCCBVdbe
「棍！？我明白我有乜用喇！輝哥哥，接棍！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3AMi0Wii9
佢一講完，就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟，仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ838HfA0L1i
但係我真係俾佢激奀，條棍臭嫁，仲要得條芝士腸咁短。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIgETk0wSh
「龍也啊，唔好玩啦！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWib9S5d9J
我都未講完，一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySPEi7etya
唔知點解，呢一吓，我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身，但係…我可以點呢？856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsn3D5kV7oM
(吱依~~~！)856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yY0qVSDDD
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合，仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbeIBY1DBa
芝士腸伸長，變成鐵棍…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYdexv5DHE
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場！仲…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9fORIQRh6
「攀~！」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」，再立即飛返埋我右手度…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0n3MRtrLm
我好自然咁一手握實佢，用力打橫一發，地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkw3b5NAeo
「勁啊！「鬼吼」丫喇！？我就要你變成「鬼膠」！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8ooZT5eHk
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走，我當然即刻追返上去啦。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXykfjWOnx
「居居，嗰邊啊！衝啊！」856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4iMnZ5K8O
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米，一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHan4LIcfhD
我就一吓跳起飛埋去，順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqzIoMdnsP
「光輝碎月！」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢？856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlyDKw8NTS
不過唔理啱唔啱聽喇，我就係中正「百刀鬼吼」個背脊…856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3d0RhqIMGu
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(2) 抆水—有兩個意思嘅，呢度嘅意思同「散水」有D似，又有另外一個講法叫「走佬」，簡單D嚟講即係離開咁解。856Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JDmFmehR7
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