《旅行‧如此‧難以忘‧記》妖怪故 - 第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)

第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BLQrnMWBP

點解係個「米」字？冇錯，就係我米米蓮。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVpghuLCDB

(你唔係俾「鬼王」爪死咗咩？)711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoTUPUa5BX

死咗一個我，仲有千千萬萬個我。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7C6K1wsBi

(大家表示無言。)711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIPnjWHHmh

既然大家都冇嘢講，咁我就繼續講喇。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBzfRJAtQE

上一集阿欣講到，阿明佢變咗做「發哥」…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PRUeXfLDP

(發哥未死嫁喎，你咒佢呀？唔好話我聽又有千千萬萬個發哥啊？)711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoZWgHgpQO

我當然唔會咒我偶像啦，發哥亦只會係得一個…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFgFCZpWO4

但係喺呢個故事裡面冇嘢係冇可能嘅…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcTmMlsY0Z

「發哥」嘅力量就當係阿明佢自已領悟出嚟嘅神力爆發啦！711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsK3qvneJbq

阿明佢變過高進，再變過MARK哥，之後仲要變埋許文強…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PCbqTgtEJ

究竟「發哥」仲識變咩呢？711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjV7yATE0wu

當阿欣同大家都一樣感到絕望之際…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcD8gYKRHnB

阿明佢突然開出金口講︰—711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxwnCK5ABJ

「死啫，大家唔使怕，死咗咪升仙囉，睇住我點打爆隻「地魔」啦！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZ32ak8FOF

就連我都同阿欣有一樣諗法︰「咩發哥做過神仙咩？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ek5RBE72B

「冇錯，就係做過，仲一係唔做，一做就要做個最勁嘅…」阿明講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuv8xVPMB1s

「冇理由，我都係睇發哥大嘅，發哥邊有做過神仙！」「地魔」似乎唔相信。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXLrf0S4VM

「你當然冇睇過啦，因為2014年之前嘅今日你已經死咗喺我手上，我都係唔賣關子喇，冇錯，就係天界最強嘅「玉皇大帝」！」阿明回應。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuzSnPlEWB

「地魔」聽完呢句之後連頭先肚餓得滯偷偷地走咗去後台食嘅飯都噴咗出嚟…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkOFTHwEHf

「「二郎神」都唔夠我打，你放個「玉皇大帝」出嚟！？你攪笑行返去喜劇組啦！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKguEgrHG0o

「我冇攪笑，「玉皇大帝」本來就係天界最好打嗰個，佢皇帝咁大支嘢嘅外表只係世人對佢嘅誤解，佢全名係「劍神玉皇大帝」！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOF6bMhKS5A

「哈哈哈，你呢條細路哥真係笑肯死我，好！我就讓你三劍，嚟啦！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKdlnPemk5

「你話嫁咋，唔好後悔啊！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOv666GEPB

阿明一講完呢句，身上立即發出閃耀金光，就好似「超級撤亞人」嘅氣一樣…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtVKIs5h1m

皇者之氣力壓「地魔」妖邪之氣…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZlyqaQaxX

佢之後再右手握實「九陽草薙」向「地魔」傾力一伸。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9juV7UGd2

金光環繞「九陽草薙」，力量龐大，旁觀者只可以嘩然…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQIkIMRz1T

至於「地魔」見到阿明神劍嘅力量太大，唯有立即就反口…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFf69MzPHr0

使出一招「妖夢斷刀流」嚟格擋…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGC38tvnMi

「頂你個肺丫！差D俾你一劍隊死我啊！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdoGaOtnSA

「車，又話讓我三劍，而家第一劍就想反口啊？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp22t6i2Q8f

「Eee…我冇還擊啊，唔算反口。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJXccm6lIV

「咁再嚟喇喎！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNrOWiceEp

之後，阿明再使出一招「翻雲覆雨劍」…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajTj6UC42E

氣如雲海，劍如雨下…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yPjY1dwvw

「對唔住喇！我真係要反口喇！你都黐九線嘅，萬九幾劍筒埋嚟。接我招啦，奧義流鬼影萬人斬！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7GenTeUy6

刀光連連，氣勢磅礡…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPRlHsWmap

「地魔」總算可以抵擋得住阿明嘅「翻雲覆雨劍」…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy76YpqzeAH

「估唔到你哋竟然可以有咁大嘅力量！睇嚟我真係唔可以再掉以輕心喇，就一口氣拼盡佢啦！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4AyYhrwZl

「地魔」講完呢句之後，立即用力運勁，將體內妖氣爆發晒出嚟…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8VeyqLc8h

再握緊「妖刀村正」，諗住一口氣出盡所有招數去殺絕現場所有人…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmAnH58C3S

「奧義流鬼影﹒十二路勾魂斬！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPUxfZvT0X
「破滅斬！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQKVsnSU1U
「爆烈斬！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxkLw8vY3h
「追魂斬！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOd4Oxgi8Q
「百烈斬！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZEbzNJblw
「萬人斬！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29YdmS4uXn
「勾魂斬！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoazKLa7ed
「左斬！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TE221X45E
「右斬！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6ixcUoh6w
「斜斬！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QXV68wofx
「橫斬！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADTb22tEV3
「豎斬！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzix80Q9UI
「旋風斬！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRtC6pkGe8

阿輝見到情況咁，立即配合上阿明去抵擋「地魔」嘅攻擊…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBrbyASx1j

「直刺式！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ880iViYdb
「橫削式！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xDQ4HvMyg
「斜斬式！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRusnKDEqb
「旋風式！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZflcCMXpcI
「順劈式！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRRQZP8rws
「拖劍式！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsthuk0irFY
「推刃式！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbN34ndAgSg

而阿明就…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWIm5szuay

「覆雨劍！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEqxhe3eHa
「翻雲劍！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxstFT3eYl
「飛天劍！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlViOtPYniU
「遁地劍！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65vWtDHql7
「爆烈劍！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVWEOJv4FF

(刀劍若夢 ~ 恩怨似風 ~ 有沒有輕重 ~)711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8NvxOV3nW
(只要情濃 ~ 不要武功 ~ 愛恨兩難容 ~)711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk31ArglpbZ
(只怕熱淚 ~ 不怕刀鋒 ~ 手中有劍 ~ 眼前有你 ~ 可不可一生抱擁 ~…)711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1olpdvVn1f

阿明同阿輝加埋嘅十二劍抵擋咗「地魔」嘅十二刀…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUFlppTl9R

而佢哋足足就係打咗一首歌咁耐嘅時間…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrMPZx3DGr

雙方互有攻守，但係始終分唔到勝負，更可惜嘅係根本問題依然冇辦法解決…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUYQSl87Cr

就係神力用得越耐力量就會退減…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZezbGSMsOc

「哈哈哈，睇嚟你哋唔捱得幾耐喇喎…」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgoJufuhIV

「捱你條命，你信唔信我哋一齊插爆你丫喇！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03nGjZGNQS

「我又真係好想睇吓你點插得爆我噃！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg112EJgTDC

喺呢個時候「南龍」先生依然睇緊佢個「哀風」，可惜只係依然得三個字…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPT8HDAs9r

「神與神。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcweY9CNYzF

但反而阿狗好似諗到D嘢噃…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNQINvDUWX

「阿明，阿輝，「光管陳」教過我哋咩啊？」佢大大聲咁問。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZtKhgPakU

「英文囉。」阿明﹑阿輝回應。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BYyyjiymG

「唔係啊，嚟到呢度先教嘅呢！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZlPyXrpJn

「隱身咒？護身咒？好！我哋試吓啦。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVOzvpLmNg

一講完，阿明同阿輝就一齊先做隱身咒，但係換嚟「地魔」咁回應…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgOM2N1bbQ

「我哋而家力量相若，的確我地魔嘅真身係睇你哋唔到，但係唔好忘記我個肉身係你哋嘅人類朋友啊，所以我睇得你哋好清楚，我斬！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNZWilLxom

「阿輝，咁護身咒仲用唔用啊？」阿明問。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1Wb8uq6sD

「傻佬明，你仲想撞埋去呀？」阿輝答。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡft26sWdvM4

「妖，你兩條友唔好叻唔切得唔得啊？係呢招啊！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyCWnEyJJP

阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9r0SrYaF68

起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKfIq340Jy

兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmQ6zPZiyI

阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FUkV2uj8Z

起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjQjcEGRhC

兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMATjVEnWSe

「妖，死人狗，你一早諗到又唔講出口！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlkdjACMvS

之後阿輝立即跳上阿明背脊，好似想飛上天一樣…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHhsIeNPcz

而阿明就裝兇作勢，好似想閃速埋去攻擊「地魔」咁…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCB53V21mR

「冇用嫁喇，你哋頭先都殺唔到我，依家力量細咗，仲點樣可以殺到我啊？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTBsXAhawL

「龍飛鳳舞！」阿明同阿輝一齊大嗌。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0sRYWAKQt

阿輝飛咗上天，而阿明就衝咗前去…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61Ym08WmBM

「哈哈哈，又係呢D下三流招式，虹吸！等我撕爛晒你哋啦！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67UaBrBiGP

「你用埋虹吸就啱喇！光管陳嚟到呢度先教我哋嘅係…」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZD7N0nteqY

「擎，天，式！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9KRlHR8kg

「咩話？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysuaDv6INl

「鳳凰火炎」同「九陽草薙」原來一早已經唔喺佢哋手…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRjUBCRBpa

而係去咗地下，而家兩把神劍都由下至上咁插上嚟，仲要…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqN4cMcVkPC

(插 ~！)711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98aDOYzuKb

中正「地魔」下陰…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhNmxPz8tC

「哇丫~~~~~~！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeo0ovZhzT

正所謂塵世間邊個男性可以頂得住呢種痛楚丫…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyZwOsAcPI

「地魔」亦唔會例外…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90uFa1qZI9

仲同時俾兩把神劍插中下陰…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPtunkEG68

「地魔」已經再冇反抗嘅能力…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgBLF97G6Y

自己真身亦從「大袋」身體走返出嚟…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7acHq6DC0A

「大袋」肉身就訓咗喺地下，而「地魔」真身就躝吓躝吓咁…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkRav1cLwF

佢原本個樣根本就已經唔係人型，只係一堆腐爛到不堪入目嘅血肉泡…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsG3Z8kWA7o

真係可以講句，世上任何一種生物外表都要比佢好睇…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eiP3q13FW

佢臨死前仲要問咗一句︰—711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcDEghoA0I

「點解…點解我擋唔到呢劍嫁？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJIrETDWrS

大家都冇答「地魔」，只有佢出聲…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlPZa5PlVA

「係因為我阻咗你零點零一秒。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1YNFARDMi

大家都好錯愕，另咗去發出呢聲嘅方向一望…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgG1Kox2Zy

見到「妖刀村正」變返做「司徒不正」，原來發聲嘅係「司徒不正」。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiYL9xjAaX

「點…點解你要背叛我？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5XvYOwhzv

「因為你自把自為，破壞咗我未去過又好想去嘅購物天堂，香港。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VIVUYE3yz

今時今日仲有冇人會話香港係「購物天堂」，我諗香港人心中有數…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqj3koBSDsB

所以阿明同阿輝都冇講其他，只係對住「地魔」講︰—711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82ZGPuXUYJ

「哈哈哈，連你手下都背叛你喇，你仲有咩遺言啊？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMby5V4nMKJ

「我…我…吊！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJ6WtmVHLw

大家都呆咗半秒…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeoMGzUMgx

「咩D人咁衰嫁，臨死都仲要講粗口，教壞細路。」阿明講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgAhYHfcgB

「總之一切都告一段落就好喇。」阿輝講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnphwQWMS12

「唔該晒啊，師兄，即係其實你一直都係無間道，暗中幫緊我哋呀？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrstHicBBuz

「肥龍大師」咁講，好似強行幫「司徒不正」澄清同將功補過咁呃自己。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypm2SsipYl

而「司徒不正」就擺咗個懶有型嘅甫士之後就好似煙銷魂散咁走咗。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1YxaGmdwY

大家見現場平靜落嚟，應該所有嘢都告一段落…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhrsBXDLCX

所以阿欣就去叫返醒佢家姐，而阿明阿輝佢哋就想去扶起「大袋」，點知…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6r9oIzKJj

突然有一隻巨型蝙蝠飛到「大袋」身邊，再將佢爪起到半空…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0ukGhoYVi

而巨型蝙蝠到達半空之後，上身竟然變成外國貴族咁款嘅男人，仲講嘢添…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6r3WTX9Lp

「你哋嘅戰鬥好精彩，我有睇晒，不過魔鬼之子而家就由我「德古拉伯爵」帶走喇，唔好意思，希望以後有機會見面啦。」(英文)711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYXHn2Za9l

「佢講咩啊？」阿明問。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5DIbJ1c17

「係LUR脷D，仲重低音，但係係英文嚟。」阿狗答。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCcAzKuqum

「德古拉伯爵」講完之後，就帶走咗「大袋」…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytlGmQPYEF

因為大家都已經耗盡精力，所以根本反應唔嚟去對付「德古拉伯爵」或者去追…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnvmXLomsg

所以大家只能忍痛同無奈咁睇住「大袋」被帶走…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BxLuGEzvr

「估唔到個男仔竟然咁搶手，霧水情緣，黃大仙籤文真係準。」白百龍咁講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqjXGL0VdA

「解籤先生，原來你一早就知會係咁？」欣家姐已經醒咗。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooEXHtCstm

「唔好意思啊，大妹妹，當初嘅籤文係講話你有「霧水情緣」，但係一來我估唔到咁準，因為不嬲都唔準，點知今次咁準，二來我真係估唔到會「霧水」成咁嘅款。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhEL1tT7f4

講完之後，欣家姐一臉惘然，冇再出聲，只係望住「大袋」被帶走嘅方向流眼淚…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSufLaHw1vi

「好喇，我諗我哋都唔應該諗太多喇，不如盡快離開呢度先啦！等我開個門啦，異界開門之術！」「肥龍大師」開咗道門俾大家。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpigFKd5pzd

大家之後就慢慢沿住條路出返去…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ku9cOINtx

途中大家都打咗電話返去屋企，問吓香港究竟點樣…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEabH963j0

「喂，我係阿明啊，你係咪阿媽呀？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutfgE0S1bH

「唔係，我係你阿爸。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTROGg6ICvG

「阿爸你冇事丫嘛，阿媽冇事丫嘛，大家冇事丫嘛，香港冇事丫嘛？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPM7BiwM0lk

「你冇事丫嘛？做咩咁緊張啊？傻仔，保護你阿媽係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好大家都係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好香港亦都係我呢個小市民嘅責任，你放心去玩得開心D啦，香港有老豆睇住就得喇！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEzWpfiBvC

呢一刻，阿明開心到流咗眼淚出嚟，亦都知道咗「地魔」話毀滅咗香港只係吹水…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd86I51hZ99

…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHKtAuqe04

之後，大家終於行返咗去球場…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SVEe3CIH5

現場所有妖怪竟然向大家起立同致敬…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYjy3FRqX5

主角佢哋同一班同學都表示尷尬…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdWD02RBTg

「我諗班妖怪應該俾地魔同鬼王佢哋害得好慘頂喇。」白百龍講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgL4PP6uhg

「係呢，頭先地魔唔係話見到大嶼山咩？我仲以為返咗去香港添。」阿輝講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjPWOCkwiz

「係PAKKA嘅術，一時之間，呃吓人係可以嘅。」阿明講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpSeaFanTg

「你隻二郎神走咗喇？」阿明再問。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SzYQhWeKV

「走咗啦，仲叫我提南龍先生記得找數添。」阿輝答。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6o16XCTfHQ

「咁我哋而家返酒店先啦。」阿狗講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxG0wjzeQr

… (返酒店)711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW49oauG5je

返到酒店，發現原來「異域魔城」時間同人類世界又係唔同…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFxconugqP

大家似乎仲趕得切正常回程時間…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5QAdWzAce

所以大家嗱嗱聲就執好行裝落樓去搭預約咗嘅旅遊巴走喇…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkf7OdpDy5Q

「肥龍大師」講聲再見就離開咗大家…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTmjoHSetT

「美奈子」留低打理鬼酒店…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4fYWCcz1x

「沙婆婆」冇咗屋企，所以帶埋「寶寶」一齊住喺鬼酒店…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBqF3jdnaJ

而「龍也」就多咗個「寶寶」做朋友仔可以一齊玩喇…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQSjn5PQm8

至於「肥妹鬼」，咦，點解唔見咗嘅？711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMxYXhZffE

「居居」跟咗阿輝…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcQ0UAE50z

「洋腸」就一早有異性冇人性跟咗「彩雲」走…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30cT90uDgm

「鐵拳」好彩，肉身冇事，只係「中神通」力量冇咗啫…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoP4OGgK6RK

「黃仔」就俾人救返，要食返幾盒驚風散先定返落嚟…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWmmjKKVaD

「校長」冇事，不過仲要留醫，要遲D先返得香港…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTj88CM1B2u

到主角佢哋喇…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KdBz6yA3q

「阿妮，我要走喇。」阿狗講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgLaEEbdNT

阿妮好似好唔捨得，含住一包眼淚咁，真係我見猶憐啊…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTT4NQtNMjZ

「其實…其實你偷偷地跟我去香港係得嫁喎。」阿狗偷偷地咁講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbThP6gFh2

阿妮諗都唔諗立即就變咗做隻小狐狸捐咗入阿狗個身度。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7tUn0hq1J

「小倩，我要走喇。」阿明講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJTWuO5fP1

「哼，你係咪想留低我？我係鬼嚟，去邊度都唔使通行証嫁喎。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IomyZ8HRj

「咦，係咩？原來係咁呀？咁就好喇，哈哈哈。」傻佬明依然係傻佬明。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8VEs4Unic

「阿欣，咁我哋走囉。」阿輝講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vsNlQO3CF

「好啊，仲有家姐啊。」阿欣講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDkx6k428K

欣家姐就仲係痴痴呆呆咁跟住阿欣。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowiYk9qFsg

………711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQxPyjQg8L

大家不經不覺，好快就上咗機，仲坐定定添…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63jPaS9VUN

點知阿欣一坐低就諗起D嘢…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelH7dDU8Jm

「輝輝啊，我哋好似忘記咗D嘢。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCk07a4tpo

「咩啊？」阿輝問。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeqVNhhRzV

「紙妖，紙妖講過話「北轍」田育文喺我哋班人度，仲話佢係想害我哋嫁喎。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡychGwvTpRI

「會唔會係佢講大話啊，你睇吓「黃仔」，傻吓傻吓咁，邊似係「北轍」啊？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGZjN8T9WQ

「但係…」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOCFtyT1tg

正當阿欣問緊「但係」之際，前排一個同學遞咗個水晶球俾阿欣…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8a4teqpK2

阿欣揸住咗，但係未睇，反而睇住「呢個同學」…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLClv9bUAFA

「呢個同學」一步步行到去最前排度，而且…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKd8oPWfSat

又係呢兩個空姐啊！「深田恭子」同「夏惠姨」空姐啊！711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQaZMsKDlJ

「夏惠姨」遞咗支咪俾「呢個同學」…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6U1xhVtiVE

而阿欣就望一望手上嘅水晶球…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6IFdtxc7W

發現…係紙妖啊！紙妖俾人困咗喺水晶球度…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SZRV92YgJ

阿欣立即打開水晶球，紙妖就立即飛返出嚟，仲…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLNVqfnoT3

「係佢喇，佢就係想害死你哋嘅「北轍」田育文喇！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsawuDaQfY

佢手指指住「呢個同學」，而「呢個同學」就係我哋萬萬都估唔到…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEf9QaUS8jW

但係一直最接近我哋嘅…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCgRW9CYXB

「大家好，機已經起飛喇，即係話大家都唔可以離開呢度，被逼要聽我講嘢，係咪好意外呢？冇錯，我係阿倫，但係有樣嘢大家唔知嘅，就係我識不老之術，我原名叫做田育文，即係「北轍」。原本我只係想生兒育女，做返個平凡人，好可惜，我為咗我個仔，為咗佢想贏學界冠軍，我混入咗你哋呢間已經係幾年班霸嘅學校做內鬼，諗住幫佢完成佢夢想，點知你哋一位同學竟然將我個仔隻腳鏟斷，仲要令佢自殺，所以我要報仇。本來諗住假手俾「鬼王」同「地魔」呢D壞人嘅，點知你哋班人死好命，總係一次又一次咁過關，所以我冇辦法喇，只有做最後嘅呢個決定，就係同你哋同歸於盡。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstj0OxtBsL

大家係好愕然，但係冇乜驚，唔知點解呢？「細寶」仲出口問︰—711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyS7jFOOI6b

「你脅持咗飛機師咩？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4ENA9Hmd0

「冇，但係我有佢哋，佢哋就係我旁邊呢兩個空姐，仲有一大堆鬼頭喺飛機外面。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJpEojwqD5

「哦，咁我哋都冇咁驚。」「大寶」講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSL7G5P7qs

「點解啊？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8vkEpeiku

「你旁邊兩條女已經俾大寶細寶溝咗喇…」「細鬼」講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLDomckZcT

「咩話！？冇理由嫁，「深田恭子」被溝我就明啫，「夏惠姨」咁嘅尊容都哽得落？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwMajqNFpr

「車，你理人啫，冤豬頭都有聞鼻菩薩丫嘛。」同學都一齊講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzII1neAIa

「你兩隻衰鬼，我先唔理你哋，遲D先同你哋計數。我有鬼頭就夠喇，一陣佢哋會幫我帶架機去撞海嫁喇，哈哈哈哈哈。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAGnSOLrVk

「我真係唔知你點樣學人做人哋阿頭嫁，你望清楚出面先講啦！」阿輝講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLP3flAxXf

之後，田育文真係走咗去望出窗外…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlr39x7FRo5

「冇問題丫，係鬼頭嚟啊！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDxGRotGrS

「佢哋唔係鬼頭，而係鬼頭個仔，即係鬼頭仔，而家係聽我哋話嫁。」阿明講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Eg5aLJYj3

「咩話！？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZTOmZRR77

當田育文唔相信係事實嘅呢一吓，佢雙手俾人從後面鎖上…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCKxu7tnX6

「邊個？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAFY5XxkkM

「國際刑警，PAKKA HO。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSd1fDOgGtm

「河童？！」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFMHA8UOWw

「無錯，我而家已經係國際刑警，中文名，河童，小姓河。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeQM5c66jl

「唔通所有人都要背叛我？」田育文大嗌。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5wbPDifLN

但係喺呢一刻突然有個龐大身影衝咗埋去攬住佢…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4ZSYaKxxl

原來係「肥妹鬼」啊！711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPiDqOSIYH

「我唔會背叛你嫁，一世都唔會。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgQFiQZl54

真係難得有情人啊！711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonYDISAZt1

…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwHFMZhMKa

之後，飛機事件總算告一段落…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWSrf3kKpn

返咗去香港之後，大家都各自返歸正正常常咁生活…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4TWJCJu3e

…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMGiiHUuLL

時間飛快，咁就過咗幾年…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfbipoaXB8

阿輝佢一個唔小心就攪大咗阿欣個肚，因為米已成炊，所以逼住要結婚…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxjcpxpMll

當晚宴會雖然唔係星光熠熠，但總算係濟濟一堂…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKg1msHzKzz

阿狗同阿明當然係兄弟團嘅成員啦！711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJbqBetiET

新娘化緊妝，兄弟就喺前台傾計…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuE1DStyam

「喂，阿明，你真係諗住一世同小倩呢隻唔老嘅鬼喺埋一齊呀？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfWdTXurJg

「當然，我當初追佢就諗好咗喇，鍾意就係鍾意，我根本唔介意佢係咩。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOVgW4EaKO

「吹水啦，你貪人靚喳嘛。」阿狗講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4GVxLFwxC

「我只能講，小倩佢落咗妝，個樣仲恐怖過鬼，但係我冇介意。」阿明講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAeW6junx5

「嘩，好男人，好在阿欣唔化妝都OK啫。」阿輝講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXZSEMv5t1

「其實女人話冇化妝都係化咗D妝，只係你唔識睇啫。」阿狗講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzvVs1vFm5

「咁呃到我就OK啦，呃呃吓好快就一世嫁喇，一齊開心咪得囉。」阿輝講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrBNJtKsQC

「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿狗一齊講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RwSwWbClG

「咁你個阿妮呢？」阿明問。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TQcRl7z7x

「車，阿妮原本就係妖怪，我本來就冇介意啦。」阿狗講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFZc5ik8uR

「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿輝一齊講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFEGTN16Lo

「好得過佢？」阿狗指住啱啱嚟嘅「大寶」同「細寶」。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91SvWb4uM5

阿輝亦都行前寒暄幾句…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wQuefOXmI

「嘩，乜你兩兄弟嚟真嫁？真係同呢兩隻…呢兩位小姐一齊呀？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qeUxZBxWk

「係啊。佢哋好好玩嫁，想佢變咩樣就咩樣，我尋晚先玩完全球十大美女明星咋。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHA4J6OoII

「吓！？咁你哋一陣飲多兩杯啦吓。」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCww7czLBG

…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrprXhMaRza

「喂，阿輝，要準備喇！」阿狗叫。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozvG6LgAGL

…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ000aBsczgN

當晚司儀係阿欣嘅大家姐。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqqKU7Wfy4

大家姐一望埋來賓度，就感覺奇怪…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkNOqnK8S2

皆因後排所有都係阿輝同阿欣呢幾年識埋識埋嘅術士同妖怪…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXjwe2eNhs

佢哋就好似三山五岳嚟嘅大惡人一樣…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oH5cFt4CU

「Eee…歡迎大家嚟臨我細妹同妹夫嘅婚禮，喺証婚之前，就等一位我妹妹請嚟嘅表演嘉賓表演先啦！唔知佢要表演嘅係咩呢？咩話？妖女？」711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxlU9kfK1u

一個妖豔女子突然行出嚟，仲…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoi3co4VRcC

(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 可干擾思想的咀微微張開 ~)711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRwlhfLYIa
(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 腰間的火花可蒸發每個深海 ~)711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ480IArXXBt
(Come on Bad Boy ~ 我並未放你在眼內 ~)711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyqSq7rduK

「呢個邊個嚟嫁？」阿明問。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxjgdxfGy8

「同東歪西斜南轅北轍齊名嘅中毛豔，毛豔芳！」阿狗答。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdZWmGpvsN

「好在佢當年冇幫地魔佢哋手咋，你睇吓而家個場！」阿明講。711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIGwgcs5Zo

而一望無際嘅宴席上面，而家每個人都跟住晒呢首歌跳舞啊！711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvjMsDRp2o

場面震撼…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjK5sj54MH

不過震撼過後，表演完畢，就係嚴肅而又神聖嘅証婚儀式喇！711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JzqyCx14V

(鄧櫈櫈櫈 ~ 鄧燈鄧櫈 ~ 鄧鄧鄧燈燈櫈鄧燈櫈 ~)711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrbjplTqH6

音樂響起，阿欣扶住爸爸慢慢進場，受住大家嘅歡呼聲…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGtAy6goQe

終於慢慢行到台前，阿輝從外父手上接過阿欣之後…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CsPRHqn87

突然…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1NtZwRfyb

竟然…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiHL9M8Aks

宴會場地中心出現一個黑色電球，電球慢慢變大，就似係個黑洞…711Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ngpEaQHK4