第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVFdD3clxv
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULJ3ydH9oK
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydOjFSel3y
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeQKAGSIbE
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzA7XvfrKy
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92t8LoMrfD
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPekA9JlSO
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQA8ngnutKv
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MwleYAQ5c
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxYjs7lyjs
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34lb0IIYJi
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxGbLJibjI
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LbcnOUfSs
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooIPWp391p
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEWzRxAyKU
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpIZq70hcw
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpqlMraPWq
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDU9CbxBlpa
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMxmRayHVl
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDlyZ3rNxA
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLXSi96jZa
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WinyFybV3
「你又識咩？」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TAvgIJCDq
「唔識。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvymIPzOur3
「哈哈哈！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvamfCYyTK
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ480g7TV4v1
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcuYjMaP71
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡladiLNqpbi
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59069YSOXi
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOrVS5bozy
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeugxDQ7fGI
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lAn7G0wnb
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyCCdOVy5R
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxenqL2Ytko
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42DgIeaaIj
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7b1O58p0WL
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTU4AgS64X
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVmCKw1nYR
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFktILEBaej
「阿公！？阿公！？」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyrlK03hXD
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOVwHRbgWb
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxBhmowLGu
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjK3e3jBJJX
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50YBUEx8WY
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3XBVKBImS
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDR9OlYXtvJ
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTvmrs7ebD
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbDi0vNSoo
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhF4audzyTL
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoah8nx41s1
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRMcX6JW5A
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkMGKYcnOt
「哇丫！哇丫！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasKuV0xzVq
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYz31EytQ0
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1E0Dq8nfM
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pIIDgpnNs
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLH2yyEqKcE
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJx5OvaTEh3
場面怪異中帶D寒意…770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqqFaymwEy
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJc9exVzAwa
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndIN3L1oWu
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx84E5nreMS
「停止呼吸！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Tt70eXxI1
「扮同類啦！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfSzo72N7p
「仲講，走啦！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwBUygdm7m
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGFnYSETZ2
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAj9VWR72A
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjPlDk7d0X
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBprqHrBpzZ
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2cWYGS4T4
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEKniDPg3a
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTpEVjXbdg
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MubzrwSDG
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1uHt6Pgaa
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALIrxzbBp4
(呯嘭~！)770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFr9Koh03u
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBGdb48UoR
我頂！770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79xl2sVqqJ
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79PPUsNMlA
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXm7BmSClvr
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0g16t4wiZz
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4D7oTtKkz
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTGdjlXjhp
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRDc4tKZ6i
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxuAKl4UyI
「鳳凰擺架！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtPLONSpAN
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eja62olqs
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhqHqi1n7V
「大波翻雲破！」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGQn2SKaji
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxsDoMS5bT
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoq3jL5zHp
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NEPv23lh7
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4D9qCdjG6S
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPG82MJS9V8
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fBzAUGFO5
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYZIXEhPzV
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4jSViMtNx
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfEgdtZMzf
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXdbsQGdHj
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmalO2GYqC
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAR5iatLO4
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHTRm55oYY
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeiiMtN3wcl
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Dtchcng6O
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOVXTnlWVN
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncBsVCPQqb
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKV6AgxHQvE
「判官？」我問。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sM7lcS59R
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqw8qgr77i
(待續)770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamjzQBXMGD
下集預告︰770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVxfUMdYMc
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」770Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqohGB2pac
