第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13TDmM4w44
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzs6sr4av3b
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrwHx9hPHh
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0yMcnXewy
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETy4xjpLWl
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0OmQRxayu
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCD6kXaEPsl
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrILWIqY3OW
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZs8qhqLKp4
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyI0r0JYZWu
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBit8rCDKN
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLtsci5m3K
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg35LbpxFWt
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGvWEsyDe5
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcHm3No9qK
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0YDKJGDIh
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusVmPCU26g
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1mySW00wF
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBkwuXNNKS
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKDG3Ouu8g
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJapqBXhRY
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1jHrpECwa
「你又識咩？」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uC6evfNDC
「唔識。」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XBMelyrOh
「哈哈哈！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1h7AbpqQgW
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCdwzot3sX
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGTKRpPS0L
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡag4phQcBaf
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkzjbcWrAX
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2h1GPZQDW
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpxs1WNWln
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZqfSecss4
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxWDOYOCdn
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oKeq7DLg9
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ556m0Yklkv
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFZvUcNLi8
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm04YZcJ4xh
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEDez2gR72
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7TbC2gQkk
「阿公！？阿公！？」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvw3b1b9JRn
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvDk7aczes
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBoUKkAkYy
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98uVQhPgvN
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLm26OEoOeq
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHWxpbNmIa
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNIV9MApuY
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDQee5oYrJ
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8E6M02y9t
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0aD9sfWXn
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP62ATd8jhX
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3a9JKaF1IO
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbnMQXMNvB
「哇丫！哇丫！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23mr7tScyR
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvipbvC8XU3
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dkiI3QUuG
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1loF859pf
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDuQJM3Ke6
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9fUI728Fg
場面怪異中帶D寒意…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupMy8n08Gq
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoTBZA43Wd
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpWBKyMCrf
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tQ6uldH8f
「停止呼吸！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHwJsbpo9v
「扮同類啦！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBA6YXk1igx
「仲講，走啦！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKvcihIiW5
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZe7NKerMBw
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukOTlzmfU1
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IryRIM9zh
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITntRMhorm
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVVBXkoQ6v
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡon8KkZe87k
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzVPrk8uhV
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7KnDS4rlP
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6usISopIW
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6f7Y810ryz
(呯嘭~！)749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGgLnjivZH
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiG9KTYuenN
我頂！749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3MAjLvX9K
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDB7ohmVoX7
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡss6G8Bbg19
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQN2a0vLay
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2O8TclI13
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsO2l7L7YAf
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb61hVdnSZZ
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kk6bWAxts
「鳳凰擺架！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnA53lnFi3K
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdIpm8fd87
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVjIswPsjb
「大波翻雲破！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9evQyCTd1D
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufUHmdjgfs
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VKwYcYGQy
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBX6nJecG2
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFEDZh8UFn
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRQlSiifUX
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOcm8uKPBk
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKDFHJZp2v
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXnT1iD3Ns
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YWOMjnW0U
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCU2z40rnk
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOXCFBQCMk
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIWW8isRF2
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbK0SoORgqJ
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiN7JxuxyE
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdsroXLtAV
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWIHXi2P2k
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJT9RHSROJ
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPB9BjqiBg
「判官？」我問。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7l2vtvL2dK
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklO8GrG1cZ
(待續)749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JvrF4LFlv
下集預告︰749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzMesEzRCp
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ml8qatitH
