第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYQxrxN8Ah
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FSUUIioYo
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoSqAYRHH6
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPdqYBxGqr
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8b6qHajag
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtFgl0Il8z
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPD8yIEfy2
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ouCufnPvJ
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0Phqut5tT
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZ0g4NR3jE
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppet1aRCnk
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeUpMqZJkd
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFnkJOMv0r
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIOXrrICkt
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANE9pPAIkR
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvAoCKFJHc
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiU7ebSnx1
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcExNLP672
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6Hydr0jgU
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxriPZLW8q
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsQdu3QZra
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkgZJVnTyz
「你又識咩？」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZMMZfZWiX
「唔識。」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpJJU3ZDRa
「哈哈哈！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdTDLvje5v
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQ1CmxvFhg
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0u8rf31t7
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkrstLuY8R
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxihgchXqFX
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YtcYI9b33
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchc8moP7A2
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCJKrUWkXp
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbmT2qDdZM
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTWHwruCUU
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6whAZilzCA
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjhC09wT2W
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoXYBVXMb4
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3mXJUJkLh
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJmmf8oRBk
「阿公！？阿公！？」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgATa4doF3
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6LcsRF3ASC
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMgCDI7AKU
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjJZ2eEd7O
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9tjbxDsED
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGnYllwEKN
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDMse9krt7
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ441SsQ1zGO
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEuLbgdW07
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnMjfoR2So
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUC731YUFX
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSOK7j11Bg
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8RwK1ub52
「哇丫！哇丫！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9mrAO2j0M
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjdyPQkRjg
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiIb5C7a0z
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu71yfLHJgc
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIhkNbPULA
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsVsRVClho
場面怪異中帶D寒意…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNpBjDb9Ct
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzozFu7cGY
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KIQmY755Y
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPWTKojBZA
「停止呼吸！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0YVzBjWp2
「扮同類啦！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQ3mpQTHGj
「仲講，走啦！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvm0dih0Dh
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7PDpAafoS
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKBaimtQWS
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0azaQfNdo
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYizIQQJMo
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqoi6DaSyH
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wCoplSQFJ
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3YUSRQm1H
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQjDafyA2P
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRP57A0eFq0
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanUCRJtBi0
(呯嘭~！)816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfhy49jvLT
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuYfRiwxWd
我頂！816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnH6Cbqw9DU
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XjSjoOJed
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiE2khVzAa
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7a7UlHvlr
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6JYf2aVj5
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKztFFpern
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXWMj4mCzi
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrBuB3hpwQ
「鳳凰擺架！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ626spbS7sM
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GW5m10gVy
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8iCFJdQbR
「大波翻雲破！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6OjbLaM0o
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxhySlj2tg
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LbxeRCCRB
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VAANufixr
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxERAaZPTY
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGCLdjcTQX
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkuyS7n4E9
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkYpABlQ1v
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7KSsnwBOA
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR90Hssg32O
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPu2V1mc67l
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdOpFDXcd6
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFu1Gn7g0Ji
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Kp0HBv4nv
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKKFH9J07w
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTjzm3LgR8
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCy4daOxJjS
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJ80Aivz8p
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJqCYdI7c7
「判官？」我問。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuK8fFVMyi
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxa2vgXDfTm
(待續)816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vukmWS8Wq
下集預告︰816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDoYVJAIiy
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1AXL8sKw1
