第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZX6jDYpuZT
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PsBtCRFzJ
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FnECs3gmi
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2JlKSVfrE
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWZ3RyDIBu
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmKXi2w2ib
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ToZYwQcfL
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Bs1vfPSxP
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLevosBuB2
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Z8o7KiJnn
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDidoBsGEr
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjn8vN9RK5
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9GheSxv0d
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrANx829kSO
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotICH9Qcj7
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpW7H38hX3R
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqsjlRWre0
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20PO7bsuR6
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQ8MK27AS9
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2kK78dCEK
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMD6qMo6dug
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgmWpHS4CH
「你又識咩？」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvd7xZNkO3
「唔識。」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzEZ0wFYqy
「哈哈哈！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9B6TumSZD
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHtC7VzpVY
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RK6J2iltd
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCBfyU6r74
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjXzW6NbHy
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqO471QGZs
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpFs4VzOKC
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekgExRlIwP
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5HHdlRfjN
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIb8a8ZqXH
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbxflPr6Cy
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMabgdcUhrR
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdf8MOVak1V
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9JK1dvUnZ
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfgZN7J9tb
「阿公！？阿公！？」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotFumJLguB
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIbJVubBGh
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJTPcBl1qq
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1wyTZe0t6
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1i4DuDaQMX
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KqQP3jpVM
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsNd7SVEHf
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXaIv5yoN2
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78M9g1kKa0
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpOcXVMJZ1
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBX08N9a7yJ
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2MERRHel2
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe76VFWUdtX
「哇丫！哇丫！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmbTGqeBOP
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwx0ZhVnqiW
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0ySVAh3Al
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QFThC5658
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzwpRtmjhP
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8jOeOyOxJ
場面怪異中帶D寒意…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0irKI6X0K
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHOf3OGTGi
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq22kaIZT1h
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNLUBtUMjA
「停止呼吸！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPlTsnVvnb
「扮同類啦！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqt2N7lqj5
「仲講，走啦！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSz4FyAppin
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNsGqbuPyA
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7o9onOwma
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbgIekHIqG
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91V3YcO4sy
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGR2PxBfF7
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWQ33YvAI7
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkO2GU4ErE4
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMirbJVvZxo
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKkj0HaxQS
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8OoRigGkF
(呯嘭~！)796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzE6l7dN7LZ
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttkYYOyVn8
我頂！796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReRJAAqwTv
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxvgZQjDyD
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwuu333e6V
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdh8BIS0KC
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvr4voJ1uZ
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHGPAM8IRc
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uFmLw7HVE
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxRRyAbZln
「鳳凰擺架！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcU6MKqvhKi
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZMxudfhWJ
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5h8GOsnuJG
「大波翻雲破！」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUgKV8MrkF
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLhsuQ9Om5
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGCeZX8pkw
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLiE1zqWPc
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFVs1ndmiC
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBqJta2xEw
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjofYspnod
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHR2Op9w8D
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCks1gj8pHu
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQNboeUcLN
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdhKxSzplI
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39OUaPFf6U
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzy9jmkqUtr
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaiAkZxIBM
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupHZAlfoD2
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJjmwlrawU
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGdTSr8qyu
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkp143ToEPs
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8YHkKRELc
「判官？」我問。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkekkM44Oky
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZbbccLrSA
(待續)796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQFOF8BD0B
下集預告︰796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMLLg13i4h
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」796Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfD6XZwPY1Q
