第002集 ~ 輝︰貓屍咋嘛,我見到條「疆屍」啦,仲有「UFO」添啊。812Please respect copyright.PENANAyqoKSaIIFk
我叫朱嘉輝,阿輝,今日出發去日本旅行,都唔知第幾次去嚧。
我有個女朋友,喺隔離間聖寶倫男女中學度讀嘅,間學校有仔都俾我溝到佢哋D女,哈哈。不過講真,又真係唔關佢D仔事嘅,鬼叫我咁靚仔咩。812Please respect copyright.PENANALP91LT44KM
我女友佢16歲,都幾省鏡嫁,靚女呢D嘢,唔講身材嘅。過兩日佢同佢家姐都會一齊嚟日本旅行,順便會搵吓我,佢家姐其實仲靚啊,身材又好,不過超惡,我怕咗佢。812Please respect copyright.PENANApdazgY7hNX
講到老友,死黨,梗係何家明啦!識咗條友仔有十幾年喇,小學同班,一齊踢波踢校隊踢到而家。佢成日同人講叫佢阿明得啦,其實成班波友都叫佢「傻佬明」,條友專係喺重要關頭做D傻佬先會做嘅嘢。812Please respect copyright.PENANAw3o9Zn08CH
好似今年個校際冠軍又真係因為有佢先贏到嘅。我哋係十二碼贏嘅。就係因為加時補時階段嗰陣,對手有個單刀必入波,條「傻佬明」見到咁,即刻就施展佢嘅「少林足球」,一個「冚家大飛剷」,剷到對手個前鋒斷Q咗腳。唔係講笑,嗰個人真係入咗廠,當然「傻佬明」即刻紅牌出場啦。但係就係咁,因為佢呢一吓,我哋先有機會踢十二碼贏到個冠軍。事後校長同教練王Sir仲讚佢剷得好,剷到人哋入廠都話剷得好,講到好似係啱咁,真係唔知咩世界。因為呢場波,成隊波有得去吓日本旅行。
今日我一早就出發,準備好晒D嘢,就Join埋尋晚約好咗都係住係灣仔嘅「喪狗」同「大袋」一齊去機場。我哋好快就去到機場,仲離遠見到「傻佬明」,見到條友仔望來望去,真係好似個傻佬咁,咪打俾佢囉。佢一接聽就問我係邊個,大佬啊!唔係有來電顯示嫁咩,你話條友仔係咪傻丫?812Please respect copyright.PENANAHcvhHgyDNk
「阿輝啊!見到你啦!唔好走開!我過嚟搵你!」812Please respect copyright.PENANAMA5nY1V0Da
搵咗佢之後,我哋四條友就走去搵埋班波友同D老師,之後就一齊上機,出發喇!812Please respect copyright.PENANAG0lxRwJWlQ
上到機,起飛冇耐啫,「傻佬明」佢走咗埋我哋坐喺最前排嘅三個度。812Please respect copyright.PENANAP17tE8sD1y
「喂,四條友鋤啤啦。」812Please respect copyright.PENANAMBmGpM30Jm
一個化妝化到「夏惠姨」咁嘅空姐走埋嚟,呢個人令我對空姐冇晒幻想,佢對住阿明講︰「先生,你唔可以坐喺度嫁,不如你返埋位先啦,好快就到嫁喇。」812Please respect copyright.PENANAG3kVzczGH3
我﹑「喪狗」同「大袋」一齊唵住嘴笑,阿明嬲嬲地咁就返咗埋位。我哋又衰D嘅,佢返咗埋位,我哋仲揚揚手咁講︰「好(火羅)啊!」812Please respect copyright.PENANA5urhNC8V5B
之後,條友嬲到起身去咗後面,應該係去廁所。我聽咗陣歌,之後都急急地,咪行後去廁所囉,見到廁所門口豆豉咁大隻字寫住「使用中」,我咪問吓旁邊嗰個幾靚女嘅架妹空姐︰「係咪有個傻佬入咗去啊?」812Please respect copyright.PENANAyQFUMnpBPA
佢笑咗一吓再回答我︰「有位先生等咗好耐,啱啱入咗去。」812Please respect copyright.PENANAMxzjJm08rc
我都廢事等佢,返咗埋位坐多陣先。呢個時候,大部份隊友同老師唔係聽緊歌睇緊片,就係訓鬼咗嚧。我聽多咗幾首歌,之後再去廁所,行過見到「傻佬明」仲未返埋位,心諗︰「條友唔係仲喺廁所呀?屙咁耐,內臟都屙埋出嚟啦。」812Please respect copyright.PENANATlVisbIpNq
行到去廁所門口,見到寫住「沒有人」,入咗去先諗起咁奇怪嘅,第一次見冇人用嘅時候寫「沒有人」。我屙咗個尿,擠咗粒暗瘡就出返去喇,再望望個廁所門口,又真係寫住「沒有人」噃。我行返去自己位啦,點知見到條「傻佬明」仲未返,覺得好奇怪,咪走返去廁所嗰邊。點知又見返嗰個空姐,咪問囉︰「個傻佬去咗邊啊?」812Please respect copyright.PENANAYLmIptRwW5
佢又對我笑咗吓,呢個笑唔係講笑,似係講緊「傻佬咪喺我前面囉」。我有少少忟,佢之後講︰「你應該講緊你用之前嗰位先生,我啱啱行開咗,冇見到佢行出嚟。」
我冇理佢,之後一個人向飛機後面行咗去,我見到有個位有道簾遮住,框邊好似一堆符咒咁嘅嘢,道簾郁吓郁吓,我行到埋去,見到裡面都好黑吓,咪慢慢行入去囉。
「啪~」
後面突然有D力推咗我入去,我仆低喺個地度,見到前面有幾條光柱向上照射,射到一個直筆甩企喺我面前嘅人度,嗰個人一身清朝官服,我再望上去,係一個面冇血色嘅人頭,呢吓我……
「躂~」
燈光開咗…
「先生,你冇事丫嘛?」
原來係「夏惠姨」,我再望望前面個「清官」,原來係個膠像嚟,真係嚇得我丫。我望望旁邊,原來個死仔阿明嚟度訓咗,我真係吊起佢丫,因為佢我俾個像嚇一嚇,咪左手大大力摙醒條死仔囉…
「唔好啊,唔好啊!」812Please respect copyright.PENANARjbNJ52jRZ
阿明成頭汗,一起身就咁講,條友仔梗係唔知發緊咩惡夢。
之後,我哋一齊行返埋自己位,但係我始終諗唔明頭先係咩人推我入去。另外,可能我真係嚇咗一嚇,連點解有個咁嘅像喺飛機上面都冇問。我坐返定咗,聽咗一陣歌,諗住應該就到啦,我望出去窗外面,原來天都黑齊嚧,出面漆黑一片。812Please respect copyright.PENANAD7lML0hDwB
我望咗一陣,望到前面有D一點點嘅橙色燈光,應該就快到喇,我再望望個天空,見到有D嘢好似郁來郁去,覺得好奇怪,咪用心望清楚D囉。似係個波,好似有D 飛絮嘅嘢,飛來飛去好似搵緊D嘢咁,唔通係UFO!?之後「佢」飛咗去後面,我俟埋D個頭去玻璃度望,突然,個UFO飛過,之後見到佢一直飛去下面D橙色燈光度,但係…
我冇望錯嘅話…
頭先…
我見到嘅…
好似係…
眼﹑耳﹑口﹑同鼻…
(待續)
下集預告︰
「…前面,個樣好恐怖,面無人色嗰隻嘢…」
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