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「好！我哋就去「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」度會一會佢，睇吓佢攪得D乜都好！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNwkUTCQnG
去呢個足球場！？黃老師或者係個神秘人究竟想做咩呢？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuspbnqwy9S
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「陳老師，「肥高人」我哋已經聯絡唔到，我有個朋友，佢都好犀利嫁，不如等埋佢先一齊先去丫，佢叫「白百龍」啊！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDS7tlaztwm
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之後，大家都跟住陳老師佢出發去嗰個足球場。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBrMGMEx4F
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而家，我哋班人有我﹑輝輝﹑家姐﹑袋袋﹑陳老師﹑阿明﹑小倩﹑阿狗﹑阿妮﹑荷瑪﹑洋腸﹑仲有…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBdA17lNtT
「居居」都跟咗嚟，但係…點解好似唔見咗阿明公公嘅？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0atHD3KVv7
我諗，頭先佢哋梗係去咗送公公佢上路喇，我記得喺地鐵度佢哋講過D咩投胎咁嫁。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfIZE0m5Nn
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唔經唔覺，我哋都到咗球場喇，呢度就好似「鬼門關」咁…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tmn9EeUfm
唔知邊度嚟種感覺，覺得入到去，就好有可能返唔到出嚟咁，個心有D驚，有D怕啊。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRREGFMNyJ
門口又的確好配合咁，等我哋一入去，就「嘭」一聲閂埋咗…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0pl63Y0oA
我哋入到去…場內就有把廣播聲音叫我哋去更衣室，好似一早就等緊我哋嚟咁…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3d6CE3SSLn
仲唔單止咁，連球場出面都好嘈，睇嚟呢次…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzve4AD3JZF
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「袋袋」雖然咁樣同家姐講，但係我都真係好想跟埋去啊！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UjJbAc7zr
得返我哋幾個女仔喺門口，好驚家嘛！好在…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwD2lwHhJo
「妹妹你哋四個唔好入住，我唔會閂更衣室呢道門，我帶頭行入去，你哋四個男仔排成人鍊慢慢行入嚟。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OBeuHTdRY
陳老師都總算錫住我哋。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79hd42jU2c
我哋就係咁，排成一條人鍊，慢慢行入去…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZeMsGhUeh
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咦，咁似輝輝朋友嘅聲嘅，但係我都唔敢行前去望，因為…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlv4iYiW8uj
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「唔好理啦，都唔係啊，係踢足球啊。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnc5UTKF4b
我冇望，淨係一直揸住輝輝隻手，一邊聽佢哋講嘢，不過…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeycLTYxOXx
佢哋講嘢我都唔明嘅，呢度係足球場，當然係踢足球啦，講嘢都怪怪地嘅。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67dqVuyseH
「呢度有個窗口，你望完我哋對手個樣先講我諗會好D。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKR4Z6rJT9
輝輝扯住我行咗去窗口位，我亦都見到晒佢班朋友喇，原來都著好晒衫嘅…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHBHGZqW6h
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原來足球場上面已經有一隊妖怪等緊輝輝佢哋開波，仲望晒上嚟添…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIkOHrelsl
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「請香港代表隊出場！」場內突然廣播。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv27i3HFXXK
「你哋恨到啦！做香港代表喇！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCG3obKzq7
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「同妖怪踢波同陪太子讀書一樣，伴君如伴虎啊！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Zukg9lgJo
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「好~~~」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUXJo8VYK7
佢哋都冇嚟心機咁嚧。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4A4EjxC9a7
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一隻小妖怪走咗入嚟，講嘢仲鬼死咁乞人憎！真係想打巴佢。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcClP3YTwX
不過，我冇咁做到，大家換返正常球衣就跟住呢隻乞人憎嘅小妖出場喇！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUC9wHxWSI
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「餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dpyIuRL5f
出到場，全場都咁叫，個感覺就好似一班餓鬼等住食我哋一樣。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNh24hFyqvC
呢個場好大，全場幾萬個座位滿晒，都係妖魔鬼怪…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSJ6d3cAmd
我一望埋去，佢哋仲玩緊「鬼浪」…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xtpYlXj0x
我哋同後備球員一齊坐，輝輝就正選出場…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSnRIF60YA
但係呢D時候，係咪做後備好過正選呢？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJah3WK8G5
我坐低咗，就只有祈禱，同聽佢哋講嘢。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLReN5jUgP0
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUB7tO1GHK
阿明突然舉手。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJSesEl7zk
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczwOLsvaAA
王老師望一望出面…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEh7YNorYYs
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好似好勉勵咁，但係又好似推D學生去死咁，D老師總係做埋呢D嘢嘅。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLcacEeVcb
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYwcT1C6Sf
陳老師呢D叫做有承擔，佢呢D先係老師嚟家嘛！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVFc3p688X
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輝輝，好英啊！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPtsL90n2V
佢哋之後走咗入場…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOw94FegrN
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對手先開波，一開波，有隻好似鴨咁嘅妖怪就一腳抽射，仲大嗌︰—800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkcGcZXfnh
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDzhXKc19R
力量好強大啊！個波就好似炮彈咁！但係…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbAdcfq18y
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我雖然唔係好識踢波啫，不過都知個波係要射入龍門先有分啦。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrJG28Rbv4
全場球員﹑球證，就連球迷都望晒上天，好虔誠咁祈求個波會跌返落嚟…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8TfU3Raj2
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唔經唔覺已經5分鐘喇，個波仲未跌返落嚟囉…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaJdIjoBgq
咦，係個波啊！跌返落嚟喇，但係…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UAfOsS2gX
(咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！)800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVPCldtvkR
全場突然傳嚟一大堆咁嘅聲！咩事呢？我見到…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvSCmjQcaH
一個妖怪嘅頭碌咗喺我腳邊…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqYbOkhi9Y
原來係大家條頸望上去太耐喇，好多妖怪條頸都硬咗…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4on3a0DoQ
見到個波一跌落嚟，成班都望返落嚟，點知…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXDqjAow6M
連條頸都斷埋，個頭甩咗落嚟…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTujHu9XgNx
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSDxEPSmZr
(嘭~！)800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyu1HjpJvZ6
個波又俾隻鴨妖射咗上太空，大家又唯有望返上去繼續祈禱…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRMyHKw1sv
我好心咪執起頭先喺我腳邊嘅頭幫佢望返上去囉…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyxIy8NyXt
佢哋就繼續望住個波，我冇乜興趣咪同…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBQXyjhwTM
連小倩﹑阿妮同家姐都望咗上天，我唯有同荷瑪傾啦。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UQPuAKUF4
「足球比賽咁悶，點解D男仔咁鍾意睇波嘅？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAMd7xvKpQ
「睇波唔係關鍵，佢哋最鍾意係D女仔問佢哋呢樣嘢，之後喺女仔面前威！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVyqiXh839
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「唔係身體D穴位，係足球術語，越位啊！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnbibE766u
「超越個越呀？我諗…過咗唔知邊位咁囉！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJspeed6R4
「嗱！呢，見唔見到龍門旁邊有條線啊！出咗條線咪越位囉！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46hBpGwwVJ
「嘩，荷瑪，你好叻啊！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4tOyw1pHP
「梗係唔係，過咗禁區條線先啱啊！」阿妮講。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05jA5gHm9Z
「好似唔係，好似係小禁區條線先啱。」小倩講。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0mBae2Rc2
「你哋都唔識嘅，係過咗對手條最後防線啊！」家姐講。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBFpyle7Od
「家姐，你好叻啊！但係…最後防線喺邊嫁？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaZby4MJsv
「Eee…守龍門嗰個人就係喇！」家姐再解。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBF7vWPLoG
「哦~！」「哦~！」「哦~！」我哋三個女仔都表示明白晒。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIklpVIBkD
「無錯！就係咁喇，D男人就係鍾意問到你唔識，之後講到幾頭頭是道咁樣，喺你面前威威，佢哋成日睇波都係等你哋問呢個問題咋。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSyzmdPMU9
「唔該晒你啊，荷瑪，下次我都扮唔識，問吓輝輝佢，等佢威吓先。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcJlSP2fv7
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」家姐大嗌。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpX77gSWWb
「唔知會唔會又踢返上去呢？」小倩講。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrZim5btwm
「條頸有D攰喇！」阿妮講。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNddUv5kakf
「再踢返上去，我就忍唔住衝出去殺死佢嫁喇！」家姐再講。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy294ZVNWvf
「妖怪朋友！你做乜嘢啊？」我問個妖怪頭。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQM61i4IfH
「俾你哋頭先嘅對話激死咗啦。」陳老師突然咁講。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ88pw2LBvi
至於出面…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOmxR1UuSU
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGrWAjRbaC
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突然，全場靜晒，因為…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3WLcZrj25
「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻鴨妖，冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvvOCwGUaQ
我都唔記得咗介紹敵方球員添，無錯「酒吞童子」就係敵方嘅隊長。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFPeduqzhi
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