第093集 ~ 欣︰咁我試吓講少少波啦，最後仲會出現咗「佢」！？816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3gx3wCPVn
上次我講到喺陳老師同黃老師個房度見到條乾晒嘅屍…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWG4qOSeiZ
我開頭仲以為係黃老師俾邪魔外道殺咗，仲將佢整成咁…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSX1UuxtjJb
但係，原來佢幾衰啊 ！竟然整咗個陷阱嚟害我哋…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNOk99qWB5
好在，有陳老師喺度咋，唔係我哋成班人都中晒毒喇！816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IATT7qu7i
(細妹，放心啦，如果冇陳Sir，我哋都入唔到呢個房啦，又點會中毒呢！)816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4G27maBUJ
咁即係點啊？D毒…係想害陳老師？816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpDopSJ6iz
唉，我都唔理得咁多喇，總知呢度就因為陳老師而冇事喺啦。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBelMStNVai
但係…阿狗手上封信叫我哋…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOOo3AFCwy
「好！我哋就去「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」度會一會佢，睇吓佢攪得D乜都好！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJlXU2CIl9
去呢個足球場！？黃老師或者係個神秘人究竟想做咩呢？816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VNzGQG7MT
我擔心起嚟咪講囉︰—816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneKlLf5Zql
「陳老師，「肥高人」我哋已經聯絡唔到，我有個朋友，佢都好犀利嫁，不如等埋佢先一齊先去丫，佢叫「白百龍」啊！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8n5PnTxVz
但係，佢似乎唔係太鍾意「先生」佢，所以佢一句「唔使」，我就再冇問嚧。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfuX81Wiwz
之後，大家都跟住陳老師佢出發去嗰個足球場。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpoLiiaGhT
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而家，我哋班人有我﹑輝輝﹑家姐﹑袋袋﹑陳老師﹑阿明﹑小倩﹑阿狗﹑阿妮﹑荷瑪﹑洋腸﹑仲有…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0Ti3O3wOK
「居居」都跟咗嚟，但係…點解好似唔見咗阿明公公嘅？816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKEfsrxasZ
我諗，頭先佢哋梗係去咗送公公佢上路喇，我記得喺地鐵度佢哋講過D咩投胎咁嫁。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxD34fTI5p
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唔經唔覺，我哋都到咗球場喇，呢度就好似「鬼門關」咁…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeMG4qgRkk
唔知邊度嚟種感覺，覺得入到去，就好有可能返唔到出嚟咁，個心有D驚，有D怕啊。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aYZl2wBgh
門口又的確好配合咁，等我哋一入去，就「嘭」一聲閂埋咗…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFECehc7byB
我哋入到去…場內就有把廣播聲音叫我哋去更衣室，好似一早就等緊我哋嚟咁…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceug0R5mK7
仲唔單止咁，連球場出面都好嘈，睇嚟呢次…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06qHBRRVFQ
我唔敢想像喇，我淨係捉緊輝輝隻手，跟住佢行。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVsXLC1YdE
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「麗麗，呢度男更衣室嚟嫁，你唔係想跟埋入去呀？」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkbinSV2lj
「袋袋」雖然咁樣同家姐講，但係我都真係好想跟埋去啊！816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJy8e6Pe6Gl
得返我哋幾個女仔喺門口，好驚家嘛！好在…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4iOAoepE0
「妹妹你哋四個唔好入住，我唔會閂更衣室呢道門，我帶頭行入去，你哋四個男仔排成人鍊慢慢行入嚟。」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8gpzj9P3k
陳老師都總算錫住我哋。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzu1fYTt8xI
我哋就係咁，排成一條人鍊，慢慢行入去…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGackY7g6NZ
我戰戰兢兢咁，唔敢四圍望，直至…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofk3bjgFnY
「哇！陳Sir！我啊！Kenny啊！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDVyoUuEzo
「係我哋啊！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpz6G0u2wz
咦，咁似輝輝朋友嘅聲嘅，但係我都唔敢行前去望，因為…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdm0w4pgyL8
點知人哋有冇著衫褲噃。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKkrQttnKf
「唔好理啦，都唔係啊，係踢足球啊。」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ITyfdJSVu
我冇望，淨係一直揸住輝輝隻手，一邊聽佢哋講嘢，不過…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYAgW8prIO
佢哋講嘢我都唔明嘅，呢度係足球場，當然係踢足球啦，講嘢都怪怪地嘅。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzosOAIWxy
「呢度有個窗口，你望完我哋對手個樣先講我諗會好D。」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiCbJXip8b
輝輝扯住我行咗去窗口位，我亦都見到晒佢班朋友喇，原來都著好晒衫嘅…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBYyByc4da
但係，我望返去輝輝度，點解佢個樣咁嘅？816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4VKqrBj5l
我跟住佢望嘅方向去望，而家…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBJaiTuQ64
原來足球場上面已經有一隊妖怪等緊輝輝佢哋開波，仲望晒上嚟添…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpCSXUQRaL
至於佢哋係咩樣，一陣落場先講啦，總之冇好嘢啦！816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmKVH1cd0Q
「請香港代表隊出場！」場內突然廣播。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDj8TvMi1JT
「你哋恨到啦！做香港代表喇！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDd2paOJaXJ
「睇完點啊，阿輝？」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tIDYBHe1G
「感覺還可以。」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ98BtPvS3C
「你唔係覺得可以贏呀？」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbPdDyoPmx
「最多咪輸！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ966W1mAjCH
「你會唔會太天真啊？」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93jtglp7YD
「同妖怪踢波同陪太子讀書一樣，伴君如伴虎啊！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKMYywi7W2
「邊有得贏丫！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqlmE0e6AU
「胖虎係咪即係技安啊？」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLcQhkLnNU
「妖，你去死啦！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArlAfulqgV
「你哋換返正常裝先啦，我哋就去正正常常踢返場波囉！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yyd8l78C5
「好~~~」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmVlNJ4bkW
佢哋都冇嚟心機咁嚧。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTr8qFw59VQ
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUgHOvci8e
一隻小妖怪走咗入嚟，講嘢仲鬼死咁乞人憎！真係想打巴佢。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWxgHDs9PQ
不過，我冇咁做到，大家換返正常球衣就跟住呢隻乞人憎嘅小妖出場喇！816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJyfL4EfKH
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「餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1zB9vdwRm
出到場，全場都咁叫，個感覺就好似一班餓鬼等住食我哋一樣。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacMaBYltJl
呢個場好大，全場幾萬個座位滿晒，都係妖魔鬼怪…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxRpKWepDI
我一望埋去，佢哋仲玩緊「鬼浪」…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wGpRcDX4b
我哋同後備球員一齊坐，輝輝就正選出場…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjz8jqNuOp
但係呢D時候，係咪做後備好過正選呢？816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJds8RJarbh
我坐低咗，就只有祈禱，同聽佢哋講嘢。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6WbB9etpJ
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlT4m7qUQiT
阿明突然舉手。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2THIKdoKZB
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8UHCJpgS3
王老師望一望出面…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OUOIvGFhG
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm50xIIqjNX
好似好勉勵咁，但係又好似推D學生去死咁，D老師總係做埋呢D嘢嘅。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZw03GZ2VS4
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9WXMFUoYx
陳老師呢D叫做有承擔，佢呢D先係老師嚟家嘛！816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71YXV76VBr
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZZfTURao5
輝輝，好英啊！816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSfPrphipk
佢哋之後走咗入場…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMScimipFiW
(咇~~~！)816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnByJDLS0Dm
開波喇！小心啊！輝輝！816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWcX7DSUus
對手先開波，一開波，有隻好似鴨咁嘅妖怪就一腳抽射，仲大嗌︰—816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tkFgNQQqY
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfKnwyCU3B
力量好強大啊！個波就好似炮彈咁！但係…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPtlUe7yJj
點解佢向上踢嘅？816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ567Cj3zCNc
我雖然唔係好識踢波啫，不過都知個波係要射入龍門先有分啦。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1QpsINzFT
全場球員﹑球證，就連球迷都望晒上天，好虔誠咁祈求個波會跌返落嚟…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJ618poukn
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唔經唔覺已經5分鐘喇，個波仲未跌返落嚟囉…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdKDMeW4ee
咦，係個波啊！跌返落嚟喇，但係…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4mkMmcK2L
(咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！)816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJb8X9UnMUv
全場突然傳嚟一大堆咁嘅聲！咩事呢？我見到…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0IlC5qMpP
一個妖怪嘅頭碌咗喺我腳邊…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUaEJukRF4
原來係大家條頸望上去太耐喇，好多妖怪條頸都硬咗…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93jYH9JNPQ
見到個波一跌落嚟，成班都望返落嚟，點知…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcVMa7J3yC
連條頸都斷埋，個頭甩咗落嚟…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ83SBH021j
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4PoGHldxx
(嘭~！)816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lDWbQELsj
個波又俾隻鴨妖射咗上太空，大家又唯有望返上去繼續祈禱…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSuQKSEJez
我好心咪執起頭先喺我腳邊嘅頭幫佢望返上去囉…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7w19NtfDS
佢哋就繼續望住個波，我冇乜興趣咪同…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYk72pFZ6pO
連小倩﹑阿妮同家姐都望咗上天，我唯有同荷瑪傾啦。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1SLjuH91S
「足球比賽咁悶，點解D男仔咁鍾意睇波嘅？」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRU9pwjcol
「睇波唔係關鍵，佢哋最鍾意係D女仔問佢哋呢樣嘢，之後喺女仔面前威！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfae1a4oM1
「邊樣嘢啊？」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyavDOsSIMn
「你知唔知越位係咩丫？」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwkpFhkB02
「我知，我知，身體好多，噤落去痹痹地嘅！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPQfP8OAc4
「唔係身體D穴位，係足球術語，越位啊！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQz8Xyb3gc8
「超越個越呀？我諗…過咗唔知邊位咁囉！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8HbMP1X6p
「嗱！呢，見唔見到龍門旁邊有條線啊！出咗條線咪越位囉！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgpBDRwLJ2
「嘩，荷瑪，你好叻啊！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepAi7iCVhs
「梗係唔係，過咗禁區條線先啱啊！」阿妮講。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFE458N6Fy
「好似唔係，好似係小禁區條線先啱。」小倩講。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaxOjdz6sT
「你哋都唔識嘅，係過咗對手條最後防線啊！」家姐講。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuhywOILPG
「家姐，你好叻啊！但係…最後防線喺邊嫁？」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCA3jVcUs5s
「Eee…守龍門嗰個人就係喇！」家姐再解。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KHuATUrHP
「哦~！」「哦~！」「哦~！」我哋三個女仔都表示明白晒。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NpnYVM0eM
「無錯！就係咁喇，D男人就係鍾意問到你唔識，之後講到幾頭頭是道咁樣，喺你面前威威，佢哋成日睇波都係等你哋問呢個問題咋。」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu75QO5Dt3H
「唔該晒你啊，荷瑪，下次我都扮唔識，問吓輝輝佢，等佢威吓先。」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOuOYCeOiS
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」家姐大嗌。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwQVS0fz01
「唔知會唔會又踢返上去呢？」小倩講。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouXJqeOdDO
「條頸有D攰喇！」阿妮講。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZO44bkU377
「再踢返上去，我就忍唔住衝出去殺死佢嫁喇！」家姐再講。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RyKCJiFQ7
「妖怪朋友！你做乜嘢啊？」我問個妖怪頭。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyI6CEhjXpf
「俾你哋頭先嘅對話激死咗啦。」陳老師突然咁講。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVOk9Z9x3W
至於出面…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOfIkZV0wO
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCFn0CmjJv
………816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFZQw82BNw
突然，全場靜晒，因為…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFrl2rISRz
「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻鴨妖，冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jHbzSvixV
我都唔記得咗介紹敵方球員添，無錯「酒吞童子」就係敵方嘅隊長。816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALEnT11g88
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nhKmBuoGm
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」816Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZNy91Si4v
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