第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8u0PC3z1x
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdRaOusBRx
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaI59iBX5sU
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAruk5D4oVi
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqBZaIgoBv
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJP0IQzwjhv
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXBJrIkb1O
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFPamusK7t
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimQzdpg7h7
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7X5APuWsua
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBLrezyQKV
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCaJPQAhVt
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQWFElHs5q
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PjP82lvRN
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhlgEhKIk4
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fvgDoRHkh
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfF3sTWdUJ
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYQ5BzaAiy
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mRwtzA8sj
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgsVNPB0Y7
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvDGBrS0UF
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKnsSm9E22
………739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaKrC3LIUk
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInCcgi8YOZ
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjTfQVJMxG
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvn0FKjDXO3
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JAsx4Wafu
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BIasdAmmJ
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPV3nUCMREA
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjl8R0hY6B
…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaw7HfpAAl
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlyLAUUGgt
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFDZjr8qNf
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaUoVwurSX
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rWjWykgx5
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttpiB4GBE1
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOw9kaaE4lE
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwT3xV6uhH
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDjWwPDcxh
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQGC192g6V
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7paZNUXLR
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAkzJO2XrE
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfCLyqeo3o
……739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwhQK3ZUEj
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8relJoq7X
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIdNvyG0AZ
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rIH3Vfnr8
………739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1fhfENuxc
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGqBUuU41M
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pts7YAQgS
…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6olhzVW9TJ
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogrPn0HeP7
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoL0HEWnJT3
妖魔鬼怪啊！739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriZCdRjoHH
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jmNx7BQ6d
感覺的確好奇異。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVHLHnq6B3
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NOroX6pOk
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVsREitgjS
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLza2qvgJg3
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmFC1GTVCG
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHm77dibgw6
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHqJqRWY1B
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOmpRCKMOT
(啪~！)739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUczG0VIj1
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4HNG53hmX
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HaQTYTPcy
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hglVjqW0U
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeY2aMno4SN
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4Ra5Ldy5P
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6mjMVMDTX
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQM0PEWPeE
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWcQkRovcO
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJhJAadvm3
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeiWv0eEYe
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QAbsayCfW
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyx6UR8q7vF
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKZADH1qKM
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTB2H9bnShT
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQX02ai93fa
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0b2p4ItL0
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2IZrMqwnn
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Vm9dkQndV
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinlo0zUiNP
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGODSqVK0Rd
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVppEqwu35r
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtbnhOd6We
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjy4yFhj6fT
我哋就得返兩個。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8Cb3iJ5OZ
「結好網喇！」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQS3ZRU1aH
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5b3AGSgu68
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwBzuTHdrJ
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvrUZj8EFT
(待續)739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEULBlDiat
下集預告︰739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CYxVRKU7G
巨型白獅！？739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrywgZjYHN
