第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2MKac3xY9
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUQw13mNAW
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrQlwOFSG3
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWB3fvQanFg
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5lqcImJ1I
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaxdLRBfyZ
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFB3EQJ0gS
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaq8EbDNhZK
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51C0FS8ef1
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrch1YZASAh
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9655UneTyN
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoCuAtESzM
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzMp2mR9PN
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20i91niU1Y
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweWBhIrPPG
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIP5DnFXhY
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDuAJXXIrT
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wB8vHIWWM
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9xeP45EPo
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpdiyCQ5m5
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOEMh5LJW9
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vyhIbnxoa
………671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuMxaVbIdX
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhNXbObEAK
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXIwwFGija
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsNchTCUze
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqyBVE38F3
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVO6rdlLouU
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ968hmw9iKP
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeidvRKzBb0
…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwghgyF2xAV
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIJ185iqM1
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRlaRvFsLQ
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYh4A5AddN
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdSPgTd4Db
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNY8khKsCX
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbgQd7DUh6
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTq5oiy5Zn
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfaFS4mHLN
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8X7HFSaED
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkFWFcGLHa
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeCwWun6O8
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBVMjloRFk
……671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fTqyipAx5
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhNp1oiEqD
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLdmWcLFmB
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYkgAuRzxU
………671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlRvWJo02w
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStOUDULhIj
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcpKLfgaEr
…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWyG0pKZ8r
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tRd0VjUOy
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyi6k7KYPuu
妖魔鬼怪啊！671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PGrRehS3X
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkqtxg5Uqf
感覺的確好奇異。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOeb9FJkX6
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMltYK15A8
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxo9Y3AZZV
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcIerD3siR
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNHAxMQzdy
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9CjRQIG0m
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaPBIR7yvy
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YOGLOK8PT
(啪~！)671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXyPxRvR7V
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRIboamo4U
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyB3BejArHI
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWuNee7iNh
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnJYVEBclT
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNntfWLuwlq
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8u0b4ZNdx
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmH8ZReW065
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3Yurs2MvX
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuu6RoKyGBw
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9HmSGk4Em
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fqNOpiaRZ
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxDVgalCZR
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DcPIYRSOi
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5zU8HoGa8
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwtdkNi9tn
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ56ywX6HYC
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wzNjVFcQI
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIsDymct28
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpMlYUBOSs
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQsS7H2Dil
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjWl76bPQg
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hlv9c0Kum
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0m46U7hmT
我哋就得返兩個。671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOctFHfjR9v
「結好網喇！」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWE0HS9FW16
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6L9ypt2TM
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetDy4sIZTg
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCVd6DqjcH
(待續)671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYd86X3Ijmn
下集預告︰671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcjCGYlmJ9
巨型白獅！？671Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahmzdgvdnB
