第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGk0WDGYo6y
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4PPXkMLSg
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qiaOvBpYh
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTD2hYgvtX
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSefVfbfhVS
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3toBZagH8F
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCp7QIutn6
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjSnopTB6j
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡME23yFVyUl
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyfxr98nwX
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9k64VfXbqq
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzM2YsPWxKj
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ459tnS6f7M
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXo0Km78El
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68K1LgjWaI
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGUP4JWHj8
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyZulC9FeN
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwufzZeepaK
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJqLTsrK4G
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Gv8oidAVC
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIH4lehP34
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqa5JHph7M
………687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTX6HMXwc3v
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDN8ynCM8g
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMK7svmIPUb
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MMhat7HKk
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnbvYkCysx
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaM2vDdrdPV
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpTZWMalpB
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGWCQLKAks
…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzO0XBggEn
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRg97HvM9f
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wigLemVUR
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSevU5MMuyH
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GFhhz2YqR
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElOuZL3QD4
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1clm416Ecb
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHmDnNiizu
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqylaT2PFlw
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6vhMp2u3c
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElfMnnh6mY
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JDZwAxkoY
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdntRBSe4o
……687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLf0aBD551
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5H53PloTeP
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZQ6yxI1nG
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40At5OfylH
………687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ001kVY5NnM
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbgZaWaMBO
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKq1JcIpdS
…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbfw0co4mo
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyPLxuqsaB
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXoHlMY7Vb
妖魔鬼怪啊！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CFliSkUCc
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TozDzAZnt
感覺的確好奇異。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0QCD9Xv1K
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQmbigqoLp
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPa1CDK9skB
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXx8bfNb34
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYdCCvJhZP
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUSaJrDGgC
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUt85Q11TbG
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68cBwXR9nR
(啪~！)687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTY6r7zYFgb
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhAI5PkfTJ
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhHVlU75wH
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcdLzCjvC4
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FPQl8Rvum
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfFJBgk7NK
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQuHSxDsWz
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBO3ezeMFN
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBklPTI2mCV
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5vTc5Poi7
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAL6Uz0Rc4
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2BLMtLxtF
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nJHhHhXen
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3RIOG7vUE
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVrBvvDipc
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumkkbs6cRF
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGOBdpdE1f
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpD9ePXS0Q
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3c4mbQRB3
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlnbFQ33y0
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQznl6EP5oi
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeETgJJ1WyW
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3PcHAa7ap
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYTG5v95a7
我哋就得返兩個。687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rF6SQjBYl
「結好網喇！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorZbaArLUH
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHvXoEzq6c
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbiOYmJF8e
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hymAddblr
(待續)687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTk3lWcq0eL
下集預告︰687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiu8HiLNbu
巨型白獅！？687Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgklYnPgS1S
