第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQbA69sSiu
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH48kqDwUZI
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdlT8KYCvi
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRudMXU8ww
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvk558zWByD
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnRORcuLZy
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdY31ObsUX
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt090Qh9IrZ
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Zs7hbQ6g8
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0jP9KHqgB
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayXWD1cNz8
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLqxqcz2qS
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaKHkhk6or
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCjhBkeid3
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUyoSy561h
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFODuqrQ3Fo
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRXcdwAGkI
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEm7aA2Ylp8
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTB9PmP75U0
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpM90B3teZB
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OST5VqCrm
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyrP2gWPvC
………696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPsKGh273n
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FTcaUQuZv
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStmvE0BeJb
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvxzkRAh6a
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVh1cNqFbL8
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyDwhrWi1j
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63lnU78qAE
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bxCuy1XIp
…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUEFB3ABHS
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQU34A4jXn
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNV7rw1OTgq
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQ84GxogfB
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXxovbsu6J
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpPWdgKxdm
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskg99buqeE
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleZvKowqIS
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZaFjQ6c7s
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbaiUHHIaI
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIGXEGOUSN
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2fgsHcTQD
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RAJPJ9spj
……696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU691pP50gQ
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYHVHnVJLh
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQd8ob5H4sA
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sMWX6zDas
………696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyrV1O96rF
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzaXtkBXNV
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNixirwlAg
…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjYPuXRvso
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0AKGDlydi
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXFHbt6w2F
妖魔鬼怪啊！696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3qrPUutwX
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzokoJDWPm
感覺的確好奇異。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3M5HCNyvo0
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnL4cGF3fu
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡye9sTVcn7Z
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iz6AUPpsg
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcr2l8IXhS3
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zCYLLrBdJ
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5THskskEX
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaE58xFQEZA
(啪~！)696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmZ1m0Uhr9
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ060NpuYLAF
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBplpmzPrC
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoxG8KbYss
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSLkrIlpqS
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFGHSXN3iq
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpDwvx8inq
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZQNguHpD0
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbUskkGfA6
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18jzf5Wxoe
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflOXauDacH
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZXKkPX2TB
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyF2gF9C5b
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRZJ49hAtJ
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyz9Hn0tqxw
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ePJNaxvXS
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3Aa3DZJNP
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4f6F9wkUnW
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH87iJxfOm5
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0geQuEWKd
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6u2w34vG7
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeuln0XrXp
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzhOuPE8L3
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNv3MC8aubB
我哋就得返兩個。696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kkdfk3Mkh
「結好網喇！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSL2rAPvoIc
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTL5alCJo0j
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYKNv8DXe8
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExtdmSRHUX
(待續)696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlb20Ckt3a
下集預告︰696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9xXRtHL2v
巨型白獅！？696Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuZ8McSqnV
