第084集 ~ 欣︰「草帽呼子」原來…，大家似乎都打得好激烈啊！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNl4LG8ADS
個井咁深咁窄，點解阿明你仲咁輕鬆咁嘅？你有信心返到上地面咩？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWs0QPkjBl
而家仲咁明顯有隻妖怪喺井底陪你，我真係戥小倩擔心你啊。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXain2VIgLo
不過，我呢邊都好亂，我似乎應該擔心返自己先…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXGQK5XA6J
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走啊~！」「救命啊~！」「哇~！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiICNqL35YA
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CNiTskTWd
仲人踩人，鬼踩鬼咁，攪到周地都係手腳，仲有甩咗出嚟嘅頭…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSBRxJsQ0z
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOFBaKGit5
「老人家」佢摸摸我個頭講。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfeisFe7tz
而我頭先淨係掛住睇個混亂場面，都唔知佢哋講過D乜。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibTTBeyY39
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAF0WZM2T4
我數數手指，有陳老師，靈犬！？唔通「居居」都係神靈嚟嘅？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2WQCWSu1Z
仲有「荷瑪」﹑阿妮！？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoW3TyiwASR
「老鬼」係咪講緊頭先傾計有講到嘅阿明公公呢？淨返係…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQArQzldV0
「袋袋」！？佢真係俾邪靈上咗身呀！？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBsSQxXvxR
但係，點解班高人由得佢俾隻邪靈侵佔身體嘅？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcrw1FuaIl
講到明係「邪靈」嚟，佢會唔會保護「袋袋」嫁？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZ83kAECfC
定係會調轉槍頭打返我哋呢？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyLBuxNC1U
…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgn9TpCO3s
「至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1S2tTHrwZ
唔係講緊我呀！？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq24dWLnrTw
輝輝佢拍一拍我膊頭，唔係連輝輝都想推我出去死呀！？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnch26tQEk
不過我諗諗吓，呢個位好似已經係最冇危險性…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2cwxvkMyK
所以輝輝應該都係咁諗，我唯有…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2G4PXsd7iV
「好，我試吓啦。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYK15SlPtwL
我有D唔係咁開心，依個時候，仲要有個喺地下碌碌吓嘅鬼頭碌咗埋我腳邊…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCBbQJPn6M
我咪大力一踢發洩吓囉，點知…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVM6NOW9ii
踢中咗「臭西道士」塊面。呸呸呸，LUR口水講過，講得太快添…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvxHfwOx9d
我係想講臭道士「西斜」啊…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SQpEmiEnK
「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRXvtJs111
死喇！攪到佢哋班壞蛋睇到我哋添，好在，好似冇人發現呢個秘密…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8yApq7ytbu
大台上面仲行緊個男仔落嚟…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvVxJKPedY
咦，又幾靚仔喎，佢咪好似係…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpS9cB44o3Z
GTO個鬼塚英吉啊！電視版嗰個啊！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3vtjpm0nI
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「肥高人」突然分開佢哋。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJa1ZmvTnu
我掛住睇男仔添，嗱嗱聲就位試吓同「草帽呼子」傾兩句先…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUWy5QOdLR
我慢慢Say住Hi咁行埋去…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScVECwatLn
「我叫阿欣啊，你好，你叫咩名啊？你有冇時間啊？不如我哋坐低傾吓計丫…」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6aTThoL5yY
佢望一望我，之後就好快耷低咗個頭，好似好怕醜咁…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJ3tgBuaVS
仲行咗埋一邊坐低咗，唔係咁順攤呀！？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTt0j98VeH
之後，我都坐咗埋去…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzm2DZ7v4j
「你係咪怕醜啊？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjT7ubYmLSt
佢冇答，我就繼續講。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgr0E8MRC30
「我係香港人嚟嫁，你係咪日本人嚟嫁？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsb2oV4GG1
「係呢，你有冇朋友嫁？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbyQIkN7KL
咦，佢似乎有D反應噃，佢另另頭咁。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsk0nOOPuFV
「咁頭先喺你隔離嘅係你乜嘢人啊？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSD8xgqJSnp
佢搲搲個頭，之後終於出聲︰—800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ouOydzqST
「爸爸媽媽哥哥姐姐叔叔伯伯！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7k9X7V4XZI
一時之間，我真係睇唔到邊度有兩個女性出嚟…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJb9IQfFvW
但係廢事打斷大家傾計，唯有繼續搵嘢傾…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0tDathOt8
「佢哋好錫你架？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlUQfGF7qi
「係！佢哋成日打我嫁！」佢竟然咁回應。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCfilcdVCy
唔通真係打者愛也？俾人打仲要話佢哋錫自己都有嘅？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvpBMQBxgr
不過似乎可以試吓拉攏佢幫我哋呢邊噃。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxdNeE5VPP
「佢哋打你，你痛唔痛丫？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFV3NWkjSx
「好痛！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuWcIqPnQI
「係囉，錫你係唔會打你嫁，所以佢哋根本唔錫你，不如你幫我哋丫，我哋唔會打人嫁！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jxHGRisYd
「但係…出面騎住獅子嗰個人用皮鞭打緊人噃！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEqeViOzEc
佢講緊輝輝，一時之間，我真係好尷尬！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXjiaEJ8jP
但係又唔可以講話輝輝打嘅只係妖怪，因為「草帽呼子」佢都係妖怪丫嘛。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHIARKYa0X
「哦，佢…哋係骷髏骨，所以唔算係人囉，應該係咁。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fDD0sK16i
「咁…嗰邊嗰個打緊人嘅人呢？」佢再問。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ995owxmm8
佢講緊「袋袋」，我又要諗嘢回應喇！好攰啊！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSTqCek703
「哦，佢…其實係…黐線嫁！唔使理佢，好似係。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiyFEKQldN
「咦，又係噃，嗰邊個老嘢同個大肥佬係同媽媽佢哋三個傾緊計咋喎。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccrhInXXwn
媽媽！？佢係講緊「千年石妖」！？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEIh5ptYiD
如果鬼塚英吉係女人，又真係…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1xRyerOOv
好嘔心啊！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqi5pUEzsOV
不過我飛過咗就算，我望一望家姐嗰邊，再同「草帽呼子」講︰—800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKsYpYCNdE
「呢，你睇吓，嗰邊佢哋都係玩緊躝藤喳嘛。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KY0JM3zcp
好在，家姐佢哋未打到埋身，仲係爪爛緊「毒藤女妖」D毒藤。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIZDSNLqOa
「草帽呼子」睇到佢哋都好似好開心咁，所以我就再問佢嘢…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEcOqVSFKt
當試探吓佢都好丫嘛。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4N250K3MBA
「係呢，呼子，我叫你呼子好唔好啊？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7DXSmvCaO
「好！都係一句啫。」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ur3f7VkZ8
「呼子呀，你有D咩力量嫁？勁唔勁嫁？可唔可以講嚟聽吓啊？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMBzJaB9ab
「風力量，木力量，我一吹，呼呼呼咁就可以吹到D嘢亂晒嫁喇，好勁嫁！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqK9rmHaOuD
佢好似都冇乜問題丫，似乎都係隻好妖嚟…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXhwjZcoa3
「係呢，呼子啊，你鍾意食咩嫁？」我試吓問吓佢D無聊嘢。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZtVWcPANX
「人類！」呢個回應，似乎有D唔尋常，我亦開始感覺到我有危險…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PfhaMsyBv
「Eee…會唔會…有其他食物…你都會好鍾意食嫁？」我唯有繼續問。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeQxLHFItc
「但係…」佢好似有嘢想講，但係講唔出咁。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1NNDd9tZm
「但係咩啊？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEO4If0VAUP
「我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇~！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNss1ZfHKD
佢突然擘到個口好大，好似想吞咗我咁，佢D牙有成幾層，仲有好多蟲喺裡面…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKX7EDp7lDZ
「丫~！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rowfcCoch
「欣欣！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uewg1wJhL
(插~！)800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuh7GYvuuaS
一條金光陪住一把三尖兩刃槍直接插穿「草帽呼子」個口，仲將佢飛咗埋一邊。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLo2kR42dYN
之後，輝輝騎住「居居」跑過嚟，仲一手將我扯上「居居」背脊…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrunZaitNrl
「居居」背脊位置有限，所以我只可以做嘅就係…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmLTrSg3RO
攬到輝輝實一實…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdq1dSMmH0
「欣欣，你冇事丫嘛？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTeFefSoVf
「無…無事，但係頭先嚇死我喇！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDCFyrALtY
我好驚，但係而家輝輝喺度，我放心晒喇！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlQLJbNZ3K
仲可以同佢喺危難中一齊騎住白雪雪嘅「居居」…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnn19gPdRT
感覺真係好夢幻啊！輝輝佢就好似白馬王子咁。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHitvwBzJPO
「蝦~！「居居」，衝去欣家姐嗰邊啦！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDy2Kp6iWGT
輝輝佢「蝦」一聲，把三尖兩刃槍就返埋佢右手度，真係好有型，好勁啊！800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vGS5qD0TF
「居居」跑咗兩步，一個跳躍，就飛咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqTgJ1mEqH
「蝦~！蝦~！蝦~！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITQ09XKrgL
(嘭~！嘭~！嘭~！)800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrr8c6jBS0V
輝輝佢橫掃三吓，毒藤就爆開晒…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIR3hjCx9D
「喵~！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIMTZEDtru
家姐佢亦都迅速衝到「毒藤女妖」面前…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCK8ETLJxe
(嚓嚓嚓~！嚓嚓嚓~！)800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1J32KbGCW
連環幾吓貓爪，將「毒藤女妖」爪到重傷訓咗喺地下…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3ZbEGFRTq
家姐仲要吓吓爪面，睇嚟「女妖」呢次真係醫返都唗藥費。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuWyaJ15wa
至於阿狗嗰邊，我哋完全睇唔到情況…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviSGGoGu0j
因為佢同「迷霧天魔」都俾一舊巨型泥土包住咗…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40QSrNhM3O
不過好快，泥土就裂開咗，我見到「迷霧天魔」佢訓咗喺地下…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKaUUjElHo
而阿狗就凌空飄起咗，仲一副不可一世嘅奸樣…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uKz8w5B4i
佢邪氣咁強，究竟佢係忠定奸嫁？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbpV1hw8TU
不過我唔理喇，總知大家都成功打敗對手就好喇。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ImxlHjNUf
…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2HPaNanjJ
「你班死仔！仲唔過嚟幫手？」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2LLaR7rsV
「袋袋」佢原來已經打低咗成二三百個人，但係佢似乎有D攰喇…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtylnrcXt9
家姐身為人哋哎吔女友，當然幫都幫唔切啦，但係…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1sf0jggVi
「我哋想睇你威丫嘛，大力D！專心D！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5d40WQ7PP
乜輝輝同阿狗咁衰嫁…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvygCaEU1Qr
不過睇住一對情侶一齊並肩作戰，又真係幾好睇嘅…
所以我都冇叫佢哋幫手添，嘻。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNccavTH30V
佢哋一對情侶就繼續並肩作戰，而我哋就望咗去大台度…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51KumGqtzL
高手過招，果然係唔同D，原來到而家佢哋仲係鬥緊把口，仲未出過手…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhnSd6PYEj
「媽媽！你哋走先，呢度等我呼子攪掂啦！」800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8y4P7QJQ3
「草帽呼子」原來未死，仲雙手噤住傷口，好大力咁吸氣，依家…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbd4jyUHcR
阿狗製造咗一道土牆出嚟保護我哋…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2FSGEjyR8
而其他嘢，包括同「情侶」打緊嘅人類都俾佢吸晒入口…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5FfLwQOY3
而「千年石妖」﹑「南轅」同「西斜」就襯機走咗佬…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGQpNARhTm
「草帽呼子」而家吸到成個「香港太空館」咁…800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYshdx262CO
唔通…佢要大爆炸炸死晒我哋！？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyr6xyXDGEk
(待續)800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGWKi1UVOC
下集預告︰800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGx6dauft6
咩話！？冇路可以離開呢度？800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6wtcoXe4v
註解︰800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9v34ijPf4
(1) 墟冚—熱鬧，人聲嘈雜，形容地方。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVAuaJsnLG
(2) 調轉槍頭—反過來幫另一邊。800Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0pE22AoEE
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