第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17xSn8Ut0i
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAS9NXxuvPW
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDySAB9aE3
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyZMHJRzjr
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1TA6MJouZ
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNoVcUNK6M
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3BmWxdLsJ
「咁贏咗呢？」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKnBG3qLrM
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjGrOT8LUx
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODOvuda1ju
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01WkWZGgkL
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiQ01yWZWw
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pEqAuVc3z
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0dQ5dEeBJ
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90sAuR3DtM
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8Ix2vlyDv
我就襯有時間…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPORZk2t2ye
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJjDs6R9Fe
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6K3kzc5Miv
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSDRnEjYUZ
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hPoMIZBDE
會俾綁住嘅？643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCEmoAexEH
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRM1DmZQkug
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kyMxxF7uZ
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJesYiR2g1
「唔係啊！」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDNXgwAoom
「你玩緊SM？」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBdnPor2oF
「唔係啊！」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtFpaDdUSq
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62jJDUVzTW
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiK7ESiYrhW
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCDBbSed95
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFB7yjqj4J
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbc4w25V43j
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8nP1i9tW5
「傻佬明，波啊！」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9qRegD3WV
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9v28ny79h5
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXDmHC0lOp
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XWQ8fOpAx
「阿狗！接波！」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSrzmhABn7
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZPKbCDRei
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqepx6DEAV
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdnLJqfnMl
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTOqPWTYsF
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYG7x64d5Po
「冇效！？點解啊？」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkKZqkyZwb
「越位。」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3MeoSCWHs
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBk9Uysm3VP
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnzkYnWtcJ
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH59xogBYu
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWMrvxemln
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJi3YddWs3
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5j5K7QM7HO
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuk22bO4DOl
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJeVvAR4Bj
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZmJnf9tbI
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpsDzbMWZu
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByfxmHL3rD
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGQUbChUfG
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwwoN8TU3X
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvO59SvwSZz
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bHpwWZ7Kn
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtj5ZFilxDC
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndrKUCQZTH
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HbotDYQzF
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0N1YgcWmt
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5VgvFC5lM
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOR44W07LI
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhETT8Pf2FW
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyXKDYwtP8
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEgcZeej7s
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7pCG5cziU
「好好笑呀可？」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOpNKbar25
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNWGJdGzlp
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hWllhhc6M
但事實上係從來都冇利…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstUIo95ecS
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTvYI19nMM
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4W976whFN
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWV386DpWi
「大袋」開出罰球…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5E6LDcGD6
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VDbixIrlh
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7g88IGH9Bg
「大王，請射球。」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUl25Qi9y2
「我踢波使你教？」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRWj9J3PVB
「係嘅，係嘅。」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJb6MLyOinI
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ491Ao8pYz2
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9uAWew32m
「鬼王硬射！」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2yVVF2pv2
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdDSK5w6LC
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvL8s3mUXej
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnMapQefql
(咇~~~！)「入球！」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sqDT9dAmU
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04VO7npUbo
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IYt3Tm64k
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInycfUlRZc
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu5cxudffMi
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NniZ7hzKe
「射穿牆！？」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsDX4VsR2o
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwePtDsBe3
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOSuusfTbs
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uY4bOSSFl
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXkBhWnAyn
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuktrLOwF3
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmQamzwxm4
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENYlTscElQ
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4F6DDMJSg
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTSpKqSR0o
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGKESldoTh
「林，尚，義！」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoCSUtq1kn
(待續)643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FXT7BxcNy
下集預告︰643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuIwpna2Ux
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1uiBwXjHa
「請換入我！」643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNB0IdvkHH
註腳︰643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIH7P9ztdv3
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。643Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeKCLUEszd
