第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你,「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊!543Please respect copyright.PENANAupj31M5PNY
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添,今集補返先。543Please respect copyright.PENANAsOiui6owpX
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…543Please respect copyright.PENANAdvqp5G5r3M
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…543Please respect copyright.PENANAgOQ7Bj1F24
咪又係咁,一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉!543Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZdxWxnBVX
之後,一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…543Please respect copyright.PENANAxMRHLvD4aW
「一陣,你哋唔輸得嫁,輸咗,鬼王就會食咗你哋,嘻嘻嘻。」543Please respect copyright.PENANA7yAquDFmWj
「咁贏咗呢?」543Please respect copyright.PENANAZViCgrP326
「一樣要死,你哋贏咗佢,佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋,嘻嘻嘻。」543Please respect copyright.PENANActacfN8Saw
呢樣嘢,暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知,廢事佢哋太擔心啦。543Please respect copyright.PENANAcMQyCPhf9C
………543Please respect copyright.PENANAZuxYqHSr52
落到球場,阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…543Please respect copyright.PENANAP9FPkix2Z0
王Sir就廢噏一輪,「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…543Please respect copyright.PENANAm67ZJaLRf1
但係如果佢都出埋場,咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊?543Please respect copyright.PENANAh6XG4gx573
「陳Sir,唔使喇,你幫我哋保護D女仔丫!」543Please respect copyright.PENANADu0t7tJtOO
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場,準備開波,橫死掂死,踢返場好波先算啦!543Please respect copyright.PENANAigdiwfrFUj
對面隻…佢有髻嫁,應係係鵝,隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…543Please respect copyright.PENANACPnvsiOelv
我就襯有時間…543Please respect copyright.PENANAQGHtn76NuD
跑咗出場去個廁所先,原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。543Please respect copyright.PENANAHwEXWEL3xf
………543Please respect copyright.PENANAivLWezZG1S
我行到去男廁,好快咁就去完噓噓,諗住經過更衣室就走啦,點知…543Please respect copyright.PENANAWVGJqyAZgw
聽到有D聲,咪行去睇吓囉,我見到…543Please respect copyright.PENANANncA8nlx7h
「黃仔」!?佢唔係「北轍」咩?做乜佢…543Please respect copyright.PENANAyHpEkHrnRg
會俾綁住嘅?543Please respect copyright.PENANA8mke2qBTPM
「黃Sir,做乜嘢你喺度嫁?」543Please respect copyright.PENANAeDTRHgJ19E
「一言難盡喇,你幫我鬆綁先啦!」543Please respect copyright.PENANAv8gF96vrwa
「鬆綁!?你自己綁住自己架?」543Please respect copyright.PENANALAXtVbCWGx
「唔係啊!」543Please respect copyright.PENANAzzWEIQ54Xo
「你玩緊SM?」543Please respect copyright.PENANAVvKhVpwECs
「唔係啊!」543Please respect copyright.PENANACcBOxABxzY
「你唔講清楚,我唔敢幫你啊!」543Please respect copyright.PENANA0MmPWKDmr6
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後,我一直祈禱,點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇!」543Please respect copyright.PENANAro65kvzC8U
「咁你繼續祈禱啦!我信天主會打救你嫁!」543Please respect copyright.PENANAu1H4etIZ9a
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」,佢係壞人,點知佢會唔會陰我嫁?所以…543Please respect copyright.PENANANu0q0kWkrJ
我冇理佢就走咗,好似有D衰呀可?不過,我都係走咗返入球場…543Please respect copyright.PENANAj40IuiGidW
……543Please respect copyright.PENANA0AQlm58m3c
一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…543Please respect copyright.PENANADNtjBXwD9N
「傻佬明,波啊!」543Please respect copyright.PENANA8fh6q9Bced
佢總算醒返,即刻就大腳傳個波俾我,我望一望旁邊…543Please respect copyright.PENANATXrz7fyX1o
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…543Please respect copyright.PENANAwhP5fgU0ff
真係死蠢!早知叫阿明直射入網啦,但係唔錯都錯咗囉,所以我唯有修正返啦…543Please respect copyright.PENANAu69qzjaW6R
「阿狗!接波!」543Please respect copyright.PENANAjX6io8vVZt
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…543Please respect copyright.PENANAvUe0paXFXm
好在,阿狗真係跑得超快,佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…543Please respect copyright.PENANAZS9cbGAlxC
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射!」543Please respect copyright.PENANAL8rtfQ6j5o
個波好勁,仲「嚓」一聲入埋添,但係…543Please respect copyright.PENANAIKjkEe8auO
光頭球證話入球冇效喎,我咪上前理論囉…543Please respect copyright.PENANABZ6sW4rahX
「冇效!?點解啊?」543Please respect copyright.PENANAh6FGru5BsB
「越位。」543Please respect copyright.PENANADbSDoQ6k6S
「越位?!你識唔識咩叫越位啊?」543Please respect copyright.PENANArkFl8v4CJR
佢竟然話我「越位」,我已經嬲嫁喇,點知…543Please respect copyright.PENANAEEyCp4eWfQ
「唔識,唔識,我唔識,我真係唔識嫁,你解我聽丫。」543Please respect copyright.PENANA0GZdn49QZn
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢,好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講,攪到我幾死尷尬啊。543Please respect copyright.PENANATds7NSMhwo
「小姐,唔該你返出去,而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁,唔關我事。543Please respect copyright.PENANAlckmXFnztU
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…543Please respect copyright.PENANASar7TSSPRC
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅,竟然開咗個波俾阿明…543Please respect copyright.PENANAUvYEnW9rcv
阿明呢次醒喇!即刻就射門…543Please respect copyright.PENANAa0JtB2voyn
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球!」543Please respect copyright.PENANAyE4Z5rJdCz
嘩,呢招?!唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢?543Please respect copyright.PENANAhZnw3jK5FH
佢個波好勁,成個火球咁飛埋去,但係…543Please respect copyright.PENANA66WIPjmoRy
「嘭」一聲,好陰濕啊!對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…543Please respect copyright.PENANAPlwVXSFhTc
「小你媽媽個些丫!牆嚟嘅?」543Please respect copyright.PENANAaL2MPoxokX
「咁我哋點入波啊?」我嗌。543Please respect copyright.PENANALI7FtXnIAF
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。543Please respect copyright.PENANAtkolyp4x5a
「救返個波先啦!入我哋嗰邊喇!」「大袋」講。543Please respect copyright.PENANAGQRNVp4Zde
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…543Please respect copyright.PENANAgSO9xnUWkt
好在,「嘭」一聲,又彈返出去…543Please respect copyright.PENANAsW6Mvc5ob7
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋,而家…543Please respect copyright.PENANAx1yiGRRW84
佢已經唔係「大咀」,而係「大爆咀」。543Please respect copyright.PENANAW4SXYoPK2o
個波彈返出去之後,力量已經減弱咗好多,而家去咗…543Please respect copyright.PENANAakzgLWVo9u
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度!?543Please respect copyright.PENANA1rNPHeZnjZ
(咇~~~~~!)「手球!黃牌!」543Please respect copyright.PENANAYBYvMhkzd6
「哈哈哈哈~~~!」543Please respect copyright.PENANAFUAogIK1l6
全場喪笑,我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫,笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。543Please respect copyright.PENANA42Bc9rDott
「好好笑呀可?」543Please respect copyright.PENANAgVq1mx1HAO
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…543Please respect copyright.PENANAxqwPg63hE7
而家,佢哋九打我哋十一,仲攞咗張黃牌,表面上我哋好有利…543Please respect copyright.PENANAubTf8e9Y1P
但事實上係從來都冇利…543Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6msPb1r3l
好在,我望一望個鐘,原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇,一定要捱到啊!543Please respect copyright.PENANAQpxvcCrpSh
咦,我發現咗樣嘢…543Please respect copyright.PENANAmbSLXU0dHN
我哋唔贏又唔輸,和咪得囉,最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫,頂得幾耐得幾耐啦!543Please respect copyright.PENANAp3qlO26VXf
「大袋」開出罰球…543Please respect copyright.PENANAcCOTi8Gzoa
我頂!佢條友係咪傻嫁,俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…543Please respect copyright.PENANAYv6uzUBYII
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…543Please respect copyright.PENANA2VLAdGCDjv
「大王,請射球。」543Please respect copyright.PENANA07H8iGWBTm
「我踢波使你教?」543Please respect copyright.PENANAzjpyEIj3Wd
「係嘅,係嘅。」543Please respect copyright.PENANAny6cGQpCWO
個波一到「鬼王」腳,佢就…543Please respect copyright.PENANAQmCzyhw1zH
「唔玩喇,我要入波啊!」543Please respect copyright.PENANABm5ZeKz45f
「鬼王硬射!」543Please respect copyright.PENANA1kWsDfBXEs
「嘭」一聲,個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…543Please respect copyright.PENANACm40NC4CC3
佢根本唔係「硬射」,係「顏射」至真…543Please respect copyright.PENANA27NZhUKcHh
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血,仲重傷倒地…543Please respect copyright.PENANA1Gmw9cinqy
(咇~~~!)「入球!」543Please respect copyright.PENANA51YuL7kQ9R
入波咪入波囉,使唔使專登整傷人啊?佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁!543Please respect copyright.PENANAAr9WSFXOW6
我見到佢咁做,我真係無名火起…543Please respect copyright.PENANAR3d6pyRcBC
「輝,唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。543Please respect copyright.PENANAcAFJoj692B
「而家雖然輸緊一比零,但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。543Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3DV8c8zCr
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇,我哋就射穿佢道牆啦!」阿狗講。543Please respect copyright.PENANA5Eu76ocqEc
「射穿牆!?」543Please respect copyright.PENANAA4rGSnBHEF
呢個時候,場外傳嚟…543Please respect copyright.PENANAc7X1f13w8A
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊,睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇!」543Please respect copyright.PENANAdaIn7pCsWb
呢個人一講完,「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。543Please respect copyright.PENANAeNgfFby3cS
「我頭先冇得換人,佢哋都唔可以換人!」543Please respect copyright.PENANAvT8sIPBNRe
「車,換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅,我講波嫁喳嘛,你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉,我食支煙唔好!」543Please respect copyright.PENANALdWpaZ4lP5
「你明知我淆佢底,你叫我問佢,你貴寶號啊?」543Please respect copyright.PENANAFEDrP1QBNr
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止,仲要出埋口…543Please respect copyright.PENANAC5eYNCeIg1
你都算天下第一人喇,學乜人做「鬼王」啊?543Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5Hflv0xWG
(人不要面,天下無敵啊啊啊!)543Please respect copyright.PENANAUyv4umkgXc
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮,你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔,我叫…」543Please respect copyright.PENANA71WsarTGyA
「林,尚,義!」543Please respect copyright.PENANAy2CRpNFODi
(待續)543Please respect copyright.PENANAByTbK5bRmz
下集預告︰543Please respect copyright.PENANAU2DRcdoFKI
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…543Please respect copyright.PENANAwa1F8PF59R
「請換入我!」543Please respect copyright.PENANABRLIvQ9SZW
註腳︰543Please respect copyright.PENANAuSDP4IYi90
林尚義 — 唔多解釋,睇開波嘅人一定識佢,如佢所講,大家都叫佢阿叔嘅,以前踢香港甲組,花名重炮,佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。543Please respect copyright.PENANAvVryydSDAO