第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3Y8uBElLa
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmI3TKorXh
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64ENFupatu
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMizbOLwl8
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkvQZULfPh
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1fvVRaAOc
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9dmyG5Ljd
「咁贏咗呢？」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQRFA6tMuw
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6r8uBgXu0J
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYU02gDK4ss
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4qRZVCUQa
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQARfQII1c
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IZk1YcI91
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfXHrbfNCv
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7gLwKTcOr
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEIYR8ktMb
我就襯有時間…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3SMscr7NW
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzbouxuOEK
………625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXo39cS2KBR
我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡym5gQHvjqI
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPDZK6UDRp
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNgATZzcn7
會俾綁住嘅？625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSBDsRR7rn
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFuBoe9Vhu
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ722gtQfCp
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5e3o6o6E2m
「唔係啊！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZja8mKi9EN
「你玩緊SM？」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrhXowDYHl
「唔係啊！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeGXIa3lAz
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2g2RXLbFM3
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoEqsHcRkh
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9euDeEK8Pu
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZBr83NL1U
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMkzYcBsa1
……625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvUZlicfRl
一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKnfCc2Wws
「傻佬明，波啊！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6fXH4GxIK
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jiiRzZaDN
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPxAXyz4B7
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dtB3LJboF
「阿狗！接波！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwAJWBZ2yw
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAtdJhTBPn
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwtKL97JFt
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0zbim2LNa
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiGZ4YZWuB
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcXadsB8HX
「冇效！？點解啊？」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeI54Mk3YHx
「越位。」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnge0bMFlos
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEM716SQeF8
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9EpfbuLqR
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCU4k53f3O
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwWYiu7oTQ
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7lIb1Dcl6
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdM6XKc7QOA
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6omZNrvDa
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMPun7ZM7D
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzLglUVy3U
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7OsOh7KDL
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCGncxRUNX
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdbmrnoQs8
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQzqLIaj8u
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYBGIuPFXL
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6OoJ3DPMZ
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqMW7qMONs
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6INcF2hyWm
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeB7j0cuHL
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCSX7fBjoM
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCjvo8Mob4
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVZbPjFs16
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxzTMrWAeC
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zwfTSwt6P
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6q9dEBBBo
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtD52kTKXjP
「好好笑呀可？」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3JpA9WCLn
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhT8YgLXmF
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJyruoja7F
但事實上係從來都冇利…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINQbrO0bo8
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmHHBep1Pp
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBcXRtANlv
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknhJvKZcNl
「大袋」開出罰球…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUahcN4kDP
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmx6SXBagxO
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3F8QUQCHO
「大王，請射球。」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVH78lL4Su
「我踢波使你教？」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnAlh8q05s
「係嘅，係嘅。」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTm1XoeDDS7
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsod5dN1RT
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQGDp3NqCS
「鬼王硬射！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNGdaeK3Ff
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeVoR0OhwE
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGSaxNOz3P
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2yV6y9Wpk
(咇~~~！)「入球！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IbQSJlGWc
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJrvE7SngW
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5Ra7bLKEs
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XrqSEmEEu
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9r912WjHbm
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSiKK5UGqq
「射穿牆！？」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6N542PvW8G
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxXiPDXuaG
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UOjeyGJKH
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqmBPEmPBY
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXnqAxons0
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AQTsOXtQo
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoEyO2FXXh
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGOlwMCOmr
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCeUP8rSgr
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHZbqj1iyG
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK26uX5ChPM
「林，尚，義！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOiWsVggPM
(待續)625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYUN9flzWe
下集預告︰625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpTJrNDUaM
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlNtm03HnV
「請換入我！」625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMT4Y5CKxCl
註腳︰625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoX2lBuifEP
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。625Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpa241CoViz
