第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TW3ycUeR3
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5k6ckefVN2
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeMrg6HeSw
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuBgvKYnGD
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHCADqDOdG
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQud1bI9K4
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7LtGgoRVU
「咁贏咗呢？」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjlT8BCdNz
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi45bTsq0po
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuIwp0vw9n
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1XINv1PwN
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRB5s6Tgy4e
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxVOaKFcCJ
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5qcUu4Ynt
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDr89MgORc
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVluzee3Mk
我就襯有時間…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSJxUtyP9L
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Rlp4JyGo7
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZTeCoWwgC
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnJCZwbPnL
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35QIchmDRH
會俾綁住嘅？602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5x109W6E0U
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfDzRz1Ow6
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOz50jXCQrJ
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm73gi3usXD
「唔係啊！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxjvln0u3l
「你玩緊SM？」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AetCIs7Cq
「唔係啊！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ811Zt58yht
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uysQVDK0R
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGIwEbbAlE
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8hNunRHul
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8XLsCCxCy
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfun218qwy5
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNeQNkfArb
「傻佬明，波啊！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvIWcZ61Ti
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhlIwh2sDw
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPUptC2P2J
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TlV6JyIYs
「阿狗！接波！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTBCY207k7
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Wj8OejpVU
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xgLirVt8j
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrBepT3Nv3
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMMeXp12Su
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWemANqRWhY
「冇效！？點解啊？」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqt2Uy369K3
「越位。」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN1egMq6dO
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3wPY6jeDs
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGadbfHPp8
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPwqHEHcGW
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3a7UK77zBc
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD56IwZgn0w
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl78oD4zAT7
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXb8VbZLkI
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQKTG0HQdI
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhsy51MsVT
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraMKCT418w
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkdv0AQFYc
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrW2CSUQcp
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVKe8HtWft
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNA1RXIMvd
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KPgbMcRVP
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSq2mXHDHZl
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95jT3UEj0n
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEYN1U1ihn
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwo5zRUn4lh
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwi7rcQV4Tg
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRm3NWDPjs
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2D9NU1sqzM
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsLlZyDpdd
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFn7KdBHo8h
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPg6BmYiGlr
「好好笑呀可？」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0sAauQho9
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiCJLin9CZ
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZz7efx8Nl
但事實上係從來都冇利…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdet1pFnv8Y
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7IXPrLW9t
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqCmVejZQu
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAmBTuKina
「大袋」開出罰球…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKCzLz4NG6
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhNaez5npM
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lPld6qpXN
「大王，請射球。」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡli0zjMJDGi
「我踢波使你教？」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRIOCMRR8e
「係嘅，係嘅。」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJHVYBnOzI
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CNFJG7VkG
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJkjz88CSj
「鬼王硬射！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFu2sqAYDLc
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsrC6ojh0t
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxlcLJKQs2
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqLIYtcf9a
(咇~~~！)「入球！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyaDc1SWeZ
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvriEJ7ypNU
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGaPT4uCHH
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZnxx2tJVD
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWWDsK1RGh
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMp9TGWuX7
「射穿牆！？」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Y7XkjlUV8
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgI4MekgI4N
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoRFX7xRqp
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9of7rL5bn
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEo3WMZE3Wz
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kODMROicK
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdMa2vg2nZ
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXudgHweZ1a
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGB2i6yLPeM
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MtNzLxgQn
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQADWcHjK8Q
「林，尚，義！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNKrMWSWn4
(待續)602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdcK6L7Wsi
下集預告︰602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMOb4NWc01
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGp8C6chPF7
「請換入我！」602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudOvL4lNns
註腳︰602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4kCghtKeu
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。602Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZq4Z6yVSUU
