第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXNqjqIdF8
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5T8zS208xx
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjL0eoIZYB
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevtbbQllvL
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikXV0yEWDx
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWZGg0ICas
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWmbqB3ZIR
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36laDfYopA
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOt6AjJKmsX
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANC2bTlnTr
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6IM0vIqa7
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaP7CIf5INI
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hiBinhzUo
咁都俾你發現添。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkG3Ot9XF1R
好，即刻開始！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUUKBNUpF5
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7HqyUfju0
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7hgcEDRgl
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcCuOnPAzL
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtnLztluAx
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnV2auMOSZ
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPbATci4mn
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleW64KZ8xB
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHQGfY5LCY
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6IN4APMH7
公仔死咗，女友發火…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtuEDzofuZ
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjTHwIjc2A
「鬼王」趴咗街…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFiLiA0aii
本來都已經奄奄一息…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmWIQctnZj
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ996bgBW0i4
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDrWdpzxbk
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfCucrsh4Q
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAByb4SPaop
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOaOyT117r
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4jauqLXCI
好，呢一集正式開始！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3phVXpFjn
(而家先開始？)716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJ7jgqfZXy
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfHUjTfBZG
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7WQCEZeSe
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAiKlUlQA7
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiy6iIGOa3a
係「井上」先生啊！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxDTWgkrRr
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDmqdoMZFf
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPYSTvxOal
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5IiJBoLrq
「我笑又關你事呀？」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Izegu5sqX
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PESnlbUa3
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHcmLgL29p
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoLMDWvwud
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWpwQgveke
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0ylIkaqom
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhGKH3f4Ie
「就憑你？」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIlsfE9DGv
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNKfQW4GFs
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYYwWK1QJa
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKUJLe5IYU
「九陽草薙！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fNpAoSPMJ
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMpbv3pybv
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJGbcYPSab
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHtFCdLld1
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaKBoaJYlM
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pdRStTaVO
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZrO7dFo28
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRtpgHQbmJ
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1ctKCHgmo
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dRuUaBJdI
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTHEDnzgEA
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMn2R2whVn1
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxEWoCeuxd
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TxocgeWkH
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAM9HoN0ex
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjf0NiHWeX
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuM3RTVcyD
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAs6JVtrQgY
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOPbMXIFoD
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbId9h7MOpU
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NEUyCOrID
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xdPru9uvW
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1cJ2njZYi
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbo94HgpYm
「又點解啊？」大家問。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NgJ3OhTCM
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbfYO604ST
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrXF0MJc3y
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeXHJ2n3sc
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywBW2lbJLn
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyWU08OhwN
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyAYbAxCDd
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeGw4Qk1zl
好在…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmw0gsYe8M7
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWppuOCI0yl
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXpWCgGHV1
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTYbInOJKZ
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcTdcI5UCF
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kz0geoZP9
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTO4Yrgdtq
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWvPNUf8FH
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzDb1Uyf6v
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqh2XfbTyMV
「冇可能！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxh63ap1ez
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWvxxNVbCi
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliZjRdzsIu
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAmdX00k4s
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBJOND24sg
最後一吓…(插~！)716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwcgFKuZNl
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wigueAcmz
………716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkB1ShbHqD
但係…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2CiYTG2RL
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7LmcXfqe3
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuFJCr6aah
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRmd2CcSSZ
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5er31618yo
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFrghEtjGD
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKt7FWzslaN
突然…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrEhnhB7wc
(嚓~！) 一聲…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2KeqzSHbk
咩事啊？716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1zbxgEiek
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAoiChGI3b
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61fix00jiC
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEchh3aKtuJ
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxf6SMREkt
(待續)716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDLK8PKNt4
下集預告︰716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lxA0aar9D
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2J1HRqRgQQ
註解︰716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgffPDoxEK
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJf1HbaaNv3
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DNlF3iUgE
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FBKgqzcEg
