第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtvyVIU7s0
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6onhiOgT1c
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgD4WnKl6l
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKWnaFCU9Z
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AO4eWbdXC
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKSfoekpp2
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEZqF6Bp6n
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrjHB8M1mB
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoMGT181oB
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVG5WO1RNV
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarG69bP70L
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2CMl3kWAs
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIbNyBqoYL
咁都俾你發現添。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SUjrTYZ90
好，即刻開始！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQReNMESwi
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJ8svit4Fa
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqcd7yLJJ1
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1fQY2fHTN
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz70nNRpBU0
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkobujeNtXs
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl06EzlqLFA
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FCftCOUKb
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cTtPXfqTK
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvaFfTqGsn
公仔死咗，女友發火…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKTiq8ViNp
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEwZ6zBdCl
「鬼王」趴咗街…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4YuGe5DXz
本來都已經奄奄一息…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgq7ZvnbFsB
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14mNwZabpI
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV91D0sH7qR
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYGELn3laU
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHEiZdMGkz
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWKzNrIHz2
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZP8HrSOJY
好，呢一集正式開始！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcQNQvDtE1
(而家先開始？)747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKkLfl1WPU
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVdNc7RNaP
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzQ3qepmpR
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XC5Z6gjmq
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpx9bajqkmL
係「井上」先生啊！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULFDDIicVA
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV02tR4rewg
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAL4rWtOeE
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTq3vs9E5l
「我笑又關你事呀？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZNRUekDhy
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MYbSYcfux
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5c6vCDkOUY
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WngvcAyu5
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkeM0Bjlds
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLAZzOqOhH
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkdjcSK5FN
「就憑你？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiWGgdgH8g
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFUFDpBC58
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuD5zxQk9BN
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjs0B3Urgys
「九陽草薙！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGNLIo0sec
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqZlQDQIAd
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbpBcwlPOs
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIRA5XRzhd
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWD499Litl
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6Xy5Aw22K
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6v713GTL3d
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilPrwk0qhb
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhZgUtiAaT
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0PYxssQJQ
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpE5klFuPY4
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1k9vN1w9i
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6MgrElMno
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZny2HsSla
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHc0BBYywET
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxncSJhZN6z
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkECnoplsCW
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvia85ndnS
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYIW0BGOCO
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhphiZ2Fq89
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VnSjrJXfT
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSz0hu23uNk
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaFPqhy6uc
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZujrd0uJq
「又點解啊？」大家問。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOQ3GdahTl
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqgumr8BZ3
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdS5uSlzJ5h
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gwcGuj51z
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlX3S2trT2I
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2pqmtJQVF
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnFhhcdyGU
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfescMlbhN1
好在…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwv84epd0fq
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihb5v8oQEo
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwkgqjLcuw
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaAMRuFBOy
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWoSLxaMG7
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDz88aCVxW
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpGIRKxpQv
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHFVshKBqs
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa42sPAuCAj
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RDWrTIWAg
「冇可能！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qRHPikwec
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34JSIMlu2g
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9tilHVgRO
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9p9auhr7N2
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqg0FF4nX7G
最後一吓…(插~！)747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbf5P1Porp
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPSCp46Lq0
………747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15lmd84uqH
但係…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3wfhzzFmH
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJMR8KMiPU
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWsRHwFIXR
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jxGIoBCtq
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaD65J3ZdA
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYin68eQI9
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Eym8DCcmu
突然…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlakaZmeOp
(嚓~！) 一聲…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYRHIRWNxe
咩事啊？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgq53FZ8Iz8
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTRvtLHFYD
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOe0BZIcpQ
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOL4eWDRDg
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8C1bfaE0n
(待續)747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcTBh43wPH
下集預告︰747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlBPBdZzBS
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdN6eBGbmIy
註解︰747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qEgVsJiMJ
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlw5tEIFwnC
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1ei2eYL0z
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0rVXDKCLP
