第122集 ~ 洋︰咁就嚟講返一集「井上」先生啦！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSRWpVJklV
係咪好奇怪點解今集有個「洋」字呢？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4WdgU6YVB
冇錯，我諗亦都唔會有讀者會諗錯，就係我，我係「十里洋腸」！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5ivJuqtoV
(點解唔用個「腸」字啊？)788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi24qIu4Q2h
你要明白我個名嘅精髓係來自個「洋」字。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL90sgRGmu1
(即係你條「腸」可以唔要啊？)788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmYQwiM11L
條「腸」以後就交俾你喇，連我個「龜頭」都可以交埋俾你。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GmiE1wRcw
冇錯，喺我身邊嘅就係同我襯到絕而且我就追求緊嘅「七色彩雲」喇。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnhRMrAOS9
而家，我哋拍住拖咁睇緊佢哋打…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVg7pUoTXY0
由於「井上」先生(即係「阿明」)話我太過得閒…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9IePCLQPE
所以今集就授權我去講佢嘅英雄事跡，而授權書亦都已經喺我手喇。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYzsB8TBi3
佢話驚人哋話自吹自擂，自怨自艾，自宮自瀆咁囉…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEDmYsBLTV
(唔好攪爛GAG，唔該。)788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizIIrmeVxK
咁都俾你發現添。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcWaFCWVZ7
好，即刻開始！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalGca8ahQI
一切就由「井上」先生暈咗講起…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJl0H1b1Pi
砸暈「井上」先生嘅係一條「死肥仔」(即係「東虫」)…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw21vFAAOuk
佢之後同「鬼王」攪咗一輪…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJDOcRLbgx
無端端又閃電霹靂咁發射咗一條電光龍出嚟攻向「鬼王」…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5txJ0FQpH
力量係幾勁，但係淨係打到「鬼王」冇咗隻左手同個籃囉。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5A4mIkce34
佢仲激嬲咗「鬼王」，攪到佢要喺現場玩爆炸品。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMuo34UUGO
炸到周圍爛晒，大家於是乎都要出盡法寶…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBjtJlf4Pt
可惜都俾佢嘅一招就彈開晒…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfReHrfoIA
喺呢個時候，一條老嘢無端端推咗「井上」先生送俾佢女友隻公仔去死…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKSlI1oeD8
公仔死咗，女友發火…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnfNJsbMCO
佢一吓尖叫之後就成隻「摩天鬼爪」打落去「鬼王」度…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPC5HcRdNLR
「鬼王」趴咗街…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡke2VMyki4b
本來都已經奄奄一息…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAu9KCaSqP6
可惜有條笨實，無端端行埋去送頭，我都唔知佢想點？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQleT7fssVy
「鬼王」食咗佢之後，雙手就再次重生，諗住開拖啦，點知…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2hqtWev90
有個「木獨佬」(「東歪」)阻住晒，仲係咁講自己D嘢…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1v5HJwiYUm
其實佢有冇諗過人哋唔想聽嘅呢？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgzMOeGjYV
最衰係個「死肥仔」，仲叫佢幫手，你睇吓，而家點呢？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3858EonvB
佢一搥就窩咗落去個靚女度喇！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPJn0KghEG
好，呢一集正式開始！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQDnDNcms9
(而家先開始？)788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpNJWzHje1
阿輝見到「東歪」咁做，嗱嗱聲就一個「鳳凰閃現」飛埋去營救佢女友…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OoIduJPUM
好可惜，「東歪」話你快我都唔慢，佢一個閃身就向後退返埋「鬼王」後面…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGc3R6E9ma
喺呢個時候，當大家嘅目光都注視住佢哋幾個嘅呢一刻，突然…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHssSzkwWw
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4Dhs5t6pz
係「井上」先生啊！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrHCTyxSh4
「傻佬明，你醒咗喇！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjRWrBAx3z
「其實我一早醒咗，不過見有D肚餓，食住花生等啫…」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IbZtaH6aY
「死到臨頭，你呢個傻仔仲笑得出？」「鬼王」講。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHrfo8aIk4
「我笑又關你事呀？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWDH9PNE3x
「你梗係嫌命長頂喇！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡce2fEd9qvM
「哈哈哈哈，係又點啊？夠膽就同我隻揪丫？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNKjH4rR7p
「又係激將法，你估我仲會信咩？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9EQT2v1DA
「冇錯，係激將法，咁你夠唔夠膽同我隻揪丫？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3Ndoy5q9k
「隻揪！？哈哈哈哈，睇你咪又係話幾個人同我同時隻揪。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzxlovawvJ
「唔好意思，打爆你條粉腸，我一個就夠喇！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKvVof4wWH
「就憑你？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9vJraK8KQ
「錯，係我手上嘅呢把劍！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3Ozo3e3og
「井上」先生佢充滿自信咁打橫揸住把「九陽草薙」隊向「鬼王」…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fNOXgwdnG
「咩劍咁巴閉啊？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2s3jTyIhX9
「九陽草薙！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWF9kajkaK
「神劍之一噃，但係…哈哈哈哈，你條傻仔笑死我喇，「青龍劍」同「鳳凰火炎」我都未驚過啦，你唔係覺得我會驚佢呀？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTJwPoX0Ho
「唔啱或者我同你隻揪丫？」阿輝揸實把「鳳凰火炎」好認真咁講。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgEqCEVJOz
「哼，你估我又會驚你咩？我夠膽講，你哋呢度冇一個人可以單揪得贏我！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruFwdIKxhN
「你錯喇，可以揪贏你嘅人大把，喺你面前就有一個，就係我。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFW6nZyLV2
「井上」先生唔知邊度嚟D自信，我記得佢應該開唔到把「九陽草薙」嫁喎。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaU1PsWcphS
唔通係拋浪頭？定係真係有咩秘密武器呢？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiH59mUn30
「好，雖然我唔信你會真係會同我隻揪隻，但係我都真係好想睇吓你有咩能力，竟然咁有膽識去挑戰我。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvR8FITMrH
「放心啦，邊個夠膽出手，我亦都會出手幫你。」「東歪」咁講。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR40wtFavPC
「哼。」「鬼王」雖然咁樣哼一聲，但係明顯「東歪」咁做係幫咗佢唔少忙。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Zxzh9d2Iw
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEfmtmKSVS
「鬼王」迅間移動到「井上」先生面前，但係…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveJIHbfgoa
隨即一個閃身就彈開咗，究竟發生咩事呢？我見到…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85aF3Vk6ZJ
「井上」先生佢咩都冇做，淨係合埋咗對眼，仲咁講︰—788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xZQG7fjNU
「我暈咗嘅時候，戇居居咁一直揸住咗把「九陽草薙」，到我醒返之後，我發現咗一樣嘢，白痴到冇人信嘅嘢…」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAaHTwOYaY
「哼，你唔係諗住合埋眼打羸我呀？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKBoAHeUbm
「你講得冇錯丫，我就係要合埋眼嚟打羸你…」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4lrmMLiQT
「睇嚟你有D精神病。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KEFn5Ry4O
「傻佬明，唔好亂嚟啊！」當時大家都咁叫。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePOc6RJ16N
「大家可以放心，我冇亂嚟，講返頭先樣白痴嘢先，我發現嘅就係…四個字，熱，脹，冷，縮！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9Ki2tnIHN
「熱脹冷縮！？」大家驚訝。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxCi6GoW76
「冇錯，就係因為熱力，令到「九陽草薙」個劍鞘脹開…」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLFR5vqenQ
「吓？咁白痴？」大家再驚訝。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBOl3uwzuY
「就係咁白痴，而家…佢可以見大家喇，但係…大家就唔可以見到佢。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8PLTGfe2k
「又點解啊？」大家問。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEr3Mv5ctW
「唔好問，只要信，大家聽我講，先合埋眼，仲要搵手噤住對眼。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsujcN8pKZn
「井上」先生佢一直合埋眼講嘢，而反叛嘅我，就冇聽佢講，繼續睇戲…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEa8reJ6IH
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvAWQ2AiT7
發出灰白色光嘅陰魂喺「鬼王」身邊突然走出嚟，再向「井上」先生飛埋去…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aRazhJCkN
「大家都保護好對眼啦嘛？九陽草薙，出鞘！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGl0KwSZRi
佢一講完，一手就將「九陽草薙」從劍鞘抆出嚟，788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05rpaWAiZF
「哇丫！」陰魂迅間被消滅。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWQBKa4g0H
好在…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHk1jSgDp0
我有戴太陽眼鏡啫，唔係真係會盲嫁！因為…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0YCzXvRPr
原來「九陽草薙」會發出刺眼嘅陽光，真係好燦眼啊！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2AjXYqbJM
唔怪得之「井上」先生佢要我哋噤住對眼啦！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWnptMphSX
「點啊？鬼王，覺得點啊？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsKgXYSESP
「鬼王」雙眼被致盲。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3Py1Slhzu
「丫丫丫，你…哼，即使你把劍就咁樣效果又點啊？你咪一樣要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDWZ1vXSBr
「兩個字，我有你冇嘅…心眼！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCmYb2MRlB
「咩話？咩係心眼啊？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8K6YhdaVdO
「唔需要用肉眼，合埋眼都知你喺邊，夠唔夠屈機？」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBZKHWo7YF
「冇可能！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4wCLaqBmy
「論力量的確冇得同你比，但係論諗頭，香港年青一代真係冇得輸啊！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokJ5Jh6Pki
「井上」先生講完就連環攻擊「鬼王」…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6dfyld8yO
「鬼王」雖然睇唔到，但係亂咁左閃右避都總算避到幾吓…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplC2dcVtKq
可惜「井上」先生太強勁喇，就好似真係睇到「鬼王」去邊一樣…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyydkztk2q0
最後一吓…(插~！)788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vvqIBFpte
插中喇！「鬼王」倒地…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIrP6vUcXV
………788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESJLBSFjbV
但係…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YoAvpO9YT
「哈哈哈哈，好在，你有張良計，我有過牆梯啫。」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYRpkJkX5K
「鬼王」原來一早分多咗個身出嚟…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbPu6kZrfr
「你分幾多都一樣，只會一直俾我拮到你死為止！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiNeyafTIu
「井上」先生之後繼續攻擊…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOqCanhm9h
「鬼風！靈魂鬼步！鬼風！靈魂鬼步！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyzPqi5GYW
「鬼王」睇唔到嘢，只有一直閃避，但係…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbA4ntLVNNU
突然…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQu2iNMSq4
(嚓~！) 一聲…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjaMFqyQS6
咩事啊？788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0PPy5WmkA
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗！」788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrTSK4uiBD
大家都想知發生咩事，但係又唔敢開眼，直至…788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKOkg6V5zZ
「大家開眼啦。」「井上」先生咁講。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVrB8NtbaL
淨係見到「鬼王」俾「東歪」殺死咗。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqWrLst5wf
(待續)788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VYZp5ySa1
下集預告︰788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gPb5ZTmWm
餐~~~~ 餐躝~ 餐躝~788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGk1p5Y5hd
註解︰788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ46b1i1ty6
(1) 笨實 — 粗口歪音，本來係—笨染！788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlweD57Kike
(2) 送頭 — 遊戲術語，即係送死。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0TOJwKJjK
(3) 拋浪頭 — 裝腔作勢，扮晒嘢。788Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNrSlSn2Rx
