第058集 ~ 輝︰「東虫大師」！？「星爺」！？仲有咁多壞人添！？646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjdrMuq3Sk
「欣欣，嗰個真係黐線佬嚟嫁！佢叫「光管陳」啊！對腳仲光滑過你啊！不過佢又真係我阿Sir嚟，你就跟佢嚟搵我啦！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWbMGX569S
(你講多次，邊個對腳滑D話？不過見你寫咗個示愛牌就算啦！)646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKXzfiYbLs
「示愛牌！？我幾時寫過啊？」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kT7bZaHFR
(咩話？)646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUWVaCHGpo
Eee…不如講返「肥僧」呢邊先啦…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1VhIZgogs
我望到「肥僧」後面有一大堆鬼怪衝緊過嚟，咪即刻再定實個「九字護身法」囉！646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SYB4W1Wa2
咦，阿明佢都終於識造喇喎！但係…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV61dIRCX5C
「咩嚟嫁！？三個「九」字！？咪又係得六筆！」我問阿明。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDuP66bB9I
「我諗住兇吓隻「肥龍」，佢再過嚟，我就報警喳嘛！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85x0axxPuC
雖然佢呢招係怪怪地，但係呢個怪招似乎有D效噃…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yIU56qe28
「肥僧」衝到過嚟之後，淨係喺度「嘰呢咕嚕」，並冇傷害我哋，但係…後面堆鬼怪點好呢？646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRE9kaYegs
之後，「肥僧」突然另轉佢個肥得嚟一D都唔笨重嘅身體，雙手運起勁嚟…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnaAkpMm6D
雙手掟出電球，掟中好幾隻鬼怪，暫時嚇退咗堆鬼怪…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKD2elzH3s
但係…佢轉個身返嚟就一手扯住咗我個頭…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cZmaMOCr0
「個頭就嚟甩喇！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecPwi26gUG
佢係咁跑係咁跑，我條頸就係咁痛係咁痛…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktZIJDvIpH
聽到阿明「姨」一聲，佢就停低咗，仲掟低我哋喺地下…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqgqGe43lI
我見到佢之後同一個老人家行禮…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtT0SLuNFaA
我真係頂佢個肺丫，我條頸足足俾佢拉長咗成個CM，個人即刻火火地滾…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5Ox0Tlrco
真係想鬧佢，點知…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXpKvbx74W
個老人家突然兜頭打落個「肥僧」頭度，仲用粗口鬧佢，再糟質佢食「紙」，我D火先總算收返D，但係…佢…佢竟然…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6daNpCgH8
扭腰將雙手放喺條腰度儲氣…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRfYrqBixg
當我滿心期待呢個必殺技嘅時候，佢竟然大叫「紫電靈丸」四個字就射咗出去。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34TSrVabEj
嗰種失望…嗰種失望…我唔識形容喇！646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutInjF5xf1
殺晒D鬼怪都彌補唔到佢嘅錯啊！646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlsBW1wOVz
「我唔鐘意呢個名囉！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDv5MRZXy7
「肥僧」開頭覺得尷尬，就咁回應我：—646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXCAbX5GP9
「唔好意思啊！咁我鐘意「幽遊白書」多過「龍珠」丫嘛！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShxWavH3Wf
我一諗起我以前日日追嘅動畫，我就無名火起喇…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAJTU9WXVr
「唔係啊！你明唔明啊？呢招最少都要叫「波動拳」啦！但係「波動拳」要有個「拳」喺個「波」度先得嫁！你知唔知你咁樣侮辱咗成套動作啊？…」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqIDlHVV58
「肥僧」個樣好嬲，但係我照鬧！646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7mU2IK54J
「你仲侮辱埋「靈丸」添啊！「靈丸」係要用手指出嫁，你明唔明啊？枉你仲話鍾意「幽遊白書」！你話你知唔知醜丫！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9GUb38wJI
「肥僧」聽到呢句，肯定係覺得我講得有道理，躹晒躬咁同我講對唔住，個場面真係怪怪地。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwSjFk7uk6
「哈哈哈哈！好笑！好笑！我以為只有我可以對「肥仔」佢咁惡！年青人果然有為，哈哈哈哈！」老人家突然插嘴。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhC2Tto0T2
之後，佢仲解釋返「肥僧」所食嘅白符原來係「記錄符」加「釋放符」，其中一個功用就係轉化語言，但限制係必須有「記錄」之後先可以「釋放」。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnlp5lKPf1
「頭先唔好意思啊，亂咁發脾氣添，真係失禮死人喇！」我對佢哋講對唔住。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyzSrb0jQe
「如果我冇估錯，你哋應該同「東虫」，虫節大師有關係，啱嗎？」阿明問。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOz1qCkcDt
「肥僧」呆咗，老人家笑到黐咗線，我都唔知佢笑乜？646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzo4xl3pcwB
「乜冬蟲啫，肯定又係D後人亂咁老作啦，笑死我呢個老人家啊，哈哈哈，你講緊嘅「東虫」，咪就係你前面呢個「肥仔」囉！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7QFPyA08v
原來佢係恥笑「肥僧」，但係估唔到「肥僧」就係鼎鼎大名嘅「虫節大師」。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrULuyViUUW
「敢問老前輩一句，各下又是高姓大名呢？」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vOQPPkp47
「你讀書太多呀？廣東話都唔識講咁嘅？我呢，就係呢個「肥仔」嘅師父。」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwfhJunZ2y
老人家佢竟然係「虫節大師」嘅師父，我第一時間係咁諗，咁呢個旅程冇死啦！咁多正派人仕保護我哋！646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQlGteSfD2
「你個樣好似好開心咁噃！我勸你唔好咁開心住喇！你遇到我，即係你好運極都有限！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIeWlcO32A
「點解嘅？」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJqipJ4mcP
「我係天下第一自閉仔(即係「毒男」) ，識到我嘅人都係自閉嘅！你唔信，睇吓呢個「肥仔」！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQV2defRCwd
「又真係幾自閉噃！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWkerVZyfR
「自閉嘅嘢，我肯認第二，冇人敢認第一，想當年，我為咗我嘅「女神」，獨自勇闖珠峰！捱饑抵餓！行咗百九幾日！終於到咗山峰最尖最頂嘅部份！可以同天神對話！求天神完成我一個願望…」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNzfGY31di
「咩願望啊？」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7h1smOgfzm
「我求佢可以喺我臨死之前，可以同我「女神」喺埋一齊，或者最少有一個美女相伴…」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUMRUAYOli
「之後呢？之後呢？」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIk33VHbrM
「我得到永生！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTqjHTfhmm
我唔好意思再問呢D，唯有轉個話題。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpB5KLIxUPU
「老前輩，咁你有冇乜嘢稱號嫁？」我問。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmH6fGHouK
「正派最強術士，三光，日，月，星，嘅「星」就係我，你哋叫我「星爺」啦！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlRiJYXOoh
「星爺！？」我同阿明都好愕然。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9fWfqIiHG
「冇錯！「日」就叫做岑日君，佢係條仆…(下刪一百萬字粗口)；「月」就係我嘅「女神」，月娥，佢靚就唔在講啦！仲要好溫柔添！但係…食唔到嘅提子總係酸嘅， 仲好可能係臭添，D賤男人同D唔抵得佢靚嘅女人都叫佢做「淫賤月娥」，我聽到呢個名，當時我不知幾咁心痛…心~突然的忍忍痛~wo~wo~」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZZeA601ki
免得勾起佢傷痛嘅回憶，我唯有又轉話題。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9smkmXOfd
「老前輩，你話我哋唔好運，但係原本我嘅旅程遇到唔少鬼怪，佢哋都似乎係想傷害我哋，但係一次又一次化險為夷，亦一個又一個嘅高手喺我哋身邊出現保護我哋，咁我哋都算唔好運咩？而家，你哋是但一個都夠保護到我哋啦！」我再問。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qg89oWvsb
「首先！而家我同你好FRIEND咩？邊個話要保護你哋啫！第二，你唔明白一樣嘢，呢個世界有白就有黑，有正就有邪…」佢講。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqcwdGosRl
「當年有我哋「三光日月星」，同時亦有「天地人三魔」，依家有你哋所謂嘅「東虫西聖，南龍北鳳，中神通」，但係其實係D人強行加上去嘅，係得「南龍北鳳」真係算係高手，中神通都唔知「神」咗去邊！有佢哋係因為邪派嗰邊有「東歪西斜，南轅北徹，中毛艷」咋…」佢再講。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomxToFlXqm
「在我睇上去，呢五個邪派之士比起正派嘅勁好多！尤其係「東歪」，司徒不正！佢係我嘅大徒弟，可惜佢一念之差，誤入歧途，變成惡魔…」佢又再講646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ085EqN4qW1
「另外，就係「中毛艷」，毛艷芳！佢先唔係咩醜樣婆「鍾無艷」，佢不知幾正，豔壓群芳之餘，仲唱得一口好歌，切切實實就係妖女界嘅王中之皇。再加上呢個世上其實有唔少其他強勁鬼怪喺度，你唔信嘅話，睇吓後面！」佢又再三講。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1Ywx3lYg9
我唔明白妖怪同唱歌有乜關係，但係我就跟住佢咁講另轉頭睇吓，原來架列車淨係得返個殼…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwJkPh5PFT
四周圍頹垣敗瓦，似係一個荒廢咗好耐嘅地下城，遠處有一個神壇咁嘅位，上面企住嘅係另一個老人家…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtckskNwhbx
但係…呢個老人家唔似「星爺」咁「和藹可親」，佢殺氣騰騰，邪氣縱橫，妖氣沖天咁，仲手執一支蛇形木杖…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6a2rpwYKDB
我好直接咁認為「肥僧」所講嘅大蛇妖，就係佢所控制嘅，佢似乎唔會比我身旁嘅呢兩位高人弱…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnX5N9kdtcX
同一時間，四周圍傳嚟「嘶嘶唦唦」聲，就似係有堆，唔啱！已經唔可以用個「堆」字嚟形容，係成千上萬，甚至上十萬隻…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVObO3gsGCH
唔知邊度嚟嘅蠍子…多到佈滿整個地下城…而家佢哋圍住咗我哋…最可怕嘅係…有隻蠍子有十個「肥僧」咁大隻…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSr9z08inZG
(待續)646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4DhRLxClu
下集預告：646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYixfQz2xKp
「打鬼用朱古力，捉鬼用保鮮紙！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMih20G3ykh
